The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!
Chapter 312: Let Him Be Strong, Let Him Be Strong, The Bright Moon Will Shine On The River!
The style of the live broadcast room changed several times within half an hour.
But in the end, it was still occupied by everyone's unified will, that is, talk less and do more.
"Okay, then, new mother, since you are the lucky guest who has been drawn, then you want to play some exciting games.
“As long as it’s not illegal, anything is fine.
Having said this, people in the live broadcast room began to frantically complete all kinds of weird tasks.
But this new mother expressed her hopes very categorically.
"Great Emperor, I want to see you learn the Five Lightning Whips."
"Lightning, what is that? Mom, I suddenly feel that you are not my fan, are you a black man?"
Yu Yingzhe asked with a black line on his face.
"Where is our friendship? Where is the happiness we had just now with everyone?"
"You are so heartless and unjust in the blink of an eye. I condemn you from the bottom of my conscience."
"But, since I am a fan of the Emperor, how can I do it if I don't become a pervert?"
Although Yu Yingzhe had made countless preparations in his heart, he really didn't expect that the other party's request would always be unexpected.
Five lightning whips? Of course Yu Yingzhe knows.
A left kick, a right whip...
Yu Yingzhe was thinking in his heart, but he hummed the song even though he had already started.
"It's over, it's over, the emperor has been made abnormal by us."
"Haha, I'm becoming more and more curious about the emperor's expression now. It's this expression of lovelessness."
"Haha, what this "Zero Three Zero" new mother said is so good. It's embarrassing to follow the emperor and not be a pervert.
"You are all idiots! The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. Why am I a pervert? It doesn't matter if the task is difficult."
"But is the Emperor afraid? Look at him! He is majestic and high-spirited...
Yu Yingzhe walked into the car while singing a song to cheer herself up.
This martial arts gym happens to be in Jianghai City, which is very convenient. I drove to the door and the martial arts gym was just about to open.
"you are?"
"Are you still recruiting students for boxing training?"
Yu Yingzhe said something confidently, but the result was a deafening scream.
"Oh my god, that's bad, someone has come to learn boxing from Master!"
"Come on, come on, you have money, classmate, you don't have any mental problems, do you?"
"Can't you learn boxing if you have mental problems?"
"Tsk, tsk, such a spirited young man, why can't you think about it so hard?"
"I'm sorry, what do you mean?"
The person cleaning at the door was probably the cleaning aunt. She looked at Yu Yingzhe with a pitiful expression, as if she was about to cry.
But Yu Yingzhe knew that the cleaning lady probably had a grudge against the founder of Wulianbian. As long as there was a breath of communication, there was no need to say it so clearly.
"Come on, little brother, do you want to learn boxing? Okay, okay, look at your thick eyebrows, big eyes, and burly physique, I must be good at learning boxing."
"Here, let's take a step here to talk. How long do you plan to learn? Let me tell you, one minute on stage will take ten years off stage."
"Kung Fu can't be mastered in a day. How about five years of tuition? Come on, is this a contract? Credit card or cash?"
If Yu Yingzhe wasn't sure he could beat the old man in front of him, he would probably turn around and run away.
These are all weird regulations. They say nothing about five years of tuition fees.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard, the Emperor is so weak!"
"This is interesting. I rarely see the Emperor being forced into a corner and unable to get up."
"Hey, who says it's not the case! I thought at first that the emperor was going to play in the gym, but I didn't expect that he actually came to learn."
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, Yu Yingzhe felt a hundred thousand grass-mud horses galloping past in his heart. Who can he reason with about this kind of thing?
"I'm sorry, teacher, I haven't learned boxing yet. I want to learn more about it first."
"You don't need to understand. I see that your bones are amazing. You must be a peerless martial arts talent. Isn't that enough?"
"But I don't even know your name?"
"Oh, it's a small matter. I'm going out to establish a sect. I don't care about these red tapes. But since you want to ask, I will give you a performance.
"Five lightning whips?"
Yu Yingzhe asked in an incredulous tone.
The other party's eyes lit up and he laughed.
"My disciple, you have really done your homework before you come here. With your diligence, I tell you, you will definitely be at the top of the martial arts world in the future."
"Come on, my five-shot lightning whip will be passed on to you, neither to men nor to women."
Yu Yingzhe smashed his mouth and came here to learn boxing about his feelings. He is not even worthy of being a man or woman.
I guess if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace.
"Hahaha!"
The old master stood on the ring and danced wildly with gods and demons, his whole body baring his teeth and claws in an extremely ferocious manner.
But Yu Yingzhe clearly saw him slap her in the face, and she didn't know whether he was practicing too much or not to hide his embarrassment.
"How about it?"
"I feel that the level you have reached, Master, is at least the level of obsession."
"You don't need to call me master. After all, you can only call me master after you pay the tuition and we have agreed on the master-disciple status."
"So, hurry up and sign the contract!"
"Is your business the same as the antique store next door, which has not been open for three years and only has three stars?"
The other party rolled his eyes and pointed to the shrine where he enshrined the sword master and wrote a couplet on both sides.
Jiang Taigong is fishing.
Well, it is indeed fishing, it may be a handler, or it may be a scam.
"Haha, Great Emperor, how are you going to resolve such a move?"
"This magical skill is not passed on to men nor to women. Do you want to learn it or not?"
"My emperor has never been so sad."
Yu Yingzhe is really not willing to pay for it. He knows that this thing is just to fool people.
"In this way, I can pay one day's tuition and give it a try first, okay? I haven't practiced any kung fu before."
"One day? Then you are not my disciple. You are not even a nominal disciple, let alone a member of the family tree."
"And, if you pay directly for five years today, you will have the opportunity to get a full set of martial arts uniforms and a precious direct disciple spot.
"Not only that, the right to use this Lightning Five Continuous Whip can also be rented to you for free. This is an exclusive title!"
"How about I go to another boxing gym?"
"One day is also fate. I'm not after your money, it's just fate. The fate has arrived."
"Pay the money."
The other party took out the contract and divided five years into one day. Yu Yingzhe put down his pen after reading it.
"Just for one day, let's not make it so formal. How about we just practice?"
"You don't have martial arts uniforms, I'll buy one here..."
"I brought them. I came here to learn boxing. How could I not bring these?"
Yu Yingzhe took his time to change clothes, leaving the other party waiting on the training platform.
"Hahahaha, Emperor, you really have a complete countermeasure. How do you know this guy is going to sell you clothes?"
"Who am I? How can I not know this? I tell you, no one can take a dime from me unless I am willing to do so. Why? Why can't I open the door?"
I looked down carefully and saw that the door lock was an electronic door with a code posted on it.
"Hahahaha, scan the code to open the door. Emperor, do you want to pay for it?"
"Since you entered this martial arts gym, we have no intention of letting you out alive."
"This is the first time I've seen a changing room where you have to pay and scan a code to open it."
"See you soon."
What made Yu Yingzhe even more unbearable was that when he felt that he had to bear it and scan the QR code to change clothes before going out, he found that he had to scan the QR code when he went out.
Waterfuck?
Is this serious? Is this really a boxing gym? The money trap has reached such a level that there is no offline?
The fans in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy when they saw it. This magical place, even if you don't come to learn boxing, you can still visit it as a place of adventure.
"Come on, let's talk about how many pitfalls this boss has waiting for the emperor to step on...
"The demining progress is 0.2. Emperor: I am dead and I have something to do to burn the paper."
Returning to the ring, Yu Yingzhe originally wanted to see how this man planned to teach Quan, but found him setting up a table under the ring.
"Well, hello, big brother, what should I do now?"
"Our Lightning Five Continuous Whip is actually a branch of Xingyi Quan. This boxing method is not limited to standard routines, so practice it first."
"Ah, I understand, I understand. Let him be strong, and the breeze will blow over the hills."
"Yes, he can do whatever he wants, and the bright moon shines on the river.
"so what?"
"Meditate for an hour."
Yu Yingzhe's face twitched a few times. He watched the man who was called the master running around carrying the table below, and had no idea what he was doing.
Just a few dozen minutes after I sat down to meditate, I heard people bustling around. After a while, the sound of nine pieces and five loaves was heard.
When he opened his eyes, Yu Yingzhe saw the founder of Lightning Five Lian Whip sitting nearby watching people playing mahjong.
He didn't take Yu Yingzhe seriously at all.
"I said, this is not a boxing gym?"
"Hey, there's nothing I can do. I can't make any money from boxing, so I can only turn it into a chess and card room. Although my boxing skills are now in decline, I still maintain a desire to practice martial arts.
"Of course, if you pay tuition for five years, our boxing gym can continue to practice cleanly.
Yu Yingzhe's anger level was almost full, but he still asked with a smile.
"Okay, then what are we going to do next?"
"Introducing myself, my name is Tian Baoguo, and I will be your leader from now on. Come on, you can learn from me.
"Yes, the left and right hands are in slow motion, and the left and right hands are replayed in slow motion."
Learning the Five-Continuous Whip Boxing technique from Tian Baoguo is like a beast on stage.
There are also some hip-hop dances mixed in.
The most important thing is that Tian Baoguo's teachings in the front are completely inconsistent with those in the back.
He calls it Xingyi, but in fact it is a current compilation.
Next to the boxing ring, there was a seven or eight-year-old child lying on the stage looking at Yu Yingzhe and laughing.
"Little bastard, why are you laughing? Are you looking for death? Get out!"
Tian Baoguo was afraid that others would scare away the apprentice he had finally found, so he stepped forward and scolded him.
The child ran away quickly and disappeared.
Yu Yingzhe came over and asked.
"Who is that kid?"
"He's a bastard that no one wants. He's been living under the bridge, and he's been showing up at my place lately."
Tian Baoguo saw Yu Yingzhe coming back at 5.5 and shouted to urge him.
"Practice!"
"I'm tired, let's take a rest."
Probably seeing that Yu Yingzhe didn't want to renew the contract, Tian Baoguo made a grunt and ran to watch a game of mahjong.
"Haha, Emperor, you are really making things difficult for yourself."
"But I'm really impressed by the emperor, he actually did something like that."
"I can't help but laugh. I'm still convinced that there is such a person in the world. Isn't this Tian Baoguo embarrassed? Is he really not going to be beaten?"
Yu Yingzhe chatted with fans in the live broadcast room.
Not long after, the child ran back again and lay secretly next to the ring.
"Brother, why do you come here to learn boxing? There is a very good boxing coach next door, such as butterfly steps, gun racks, and swing punches.
The child tried a few times and whispered.
"This man is a liar."
"Haha, I know, but are you sent from the boxing gym opposite?"
"No, I'm just here to pick up the water bottle. Big brother, I'm not worthy of you talking anymore, I'm leaving."
After saying that, the child really ran away without a trace.
Yu Yingzhe was a little stunned. This child suddenly ran over and said a few words to him, but then walked away immediately. What the hell?
I always feel like there's something wrong, but I can't quite explain it.
"Great Emperor, do you know this kid? He is probably around the age of graduating from high school."
"At such a young age, you are running to pick up rags? Why!"
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