The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!

Hear this sentence.

The passers-by on the side, due to the defense mechanism of the brain, avoided receiving too strong mental stimulation, so even at the very beginning, they couldn't react immediately!

Then, when the brain gradually accepts the information contained in this sentence!

It was as if a thunderbolt flashed across everyone's minds, causing everyone's scalps to go numb, their pupils to shrink crazily, and their eyes to widen bit by bit!

What?

What? !

I am deaf!

What did I hear?

Not only passers-by, Huo Quxue was also stunned, he couldn't believe his ears, he stared at Yu Yingzhe in bewilderment, unable to utter a word.

Obviously, everyone couldn't believe what Yu Yingzhe said, and would rather feel that they were hallucinating!

Seeing this, Yu Yingzhe had to repeat it again and asked, "Huo Quxue, do you want to buy candles? One yuan is one yuan, and one yuan can be used for a day!"

Dead silence!

Total silence!

After hearing Yu Yingzhe's words again, I confirmed that it was not my auditory hallucination just now!

Passers-by felt that their three views were shattered!

It's true!

I don't have auditory hallucinations!

He said, not that I have always liked you!

It's not like we're together!

Not to mention I love you!

He is asking, buy candles?

He was saying, one dollar a piece!

He is saying, one dollar for one day!

It costs one yuan a piece, and you can ride a horse for one yuan for a day! ! !

What a cheap price, what a great quality!

But, is the problem this? !

I don't care if your candle is good or not!

You put such a big heart-shaped candle, you also wrote the name of the person, and you sang such a song with deep affection, you sang us to tears!

Are you just selling candles for those who are riding horses? ? ?

Everyone's eyes were suddenly darkened, and all the beautiful fantasies about love in their hearts were directly shattered, and the three views were hit like never before!

Seeing this scene, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

"Hahahahahahahahaha, oh my god! I can't laugh anymore!"

"Look at the expressions of these passers-by!"

"I'm stunned, I'm stunned, they're all stunned!"

"Hahahahaha, goddamn help! My stomach hurts from laughing! But I'm so embarrassed, I really want to run!"

"Many years later, when these passers-by mention love, they will definitely think of the scene where the anchor sold candles in the community that night!"

"It hurts! It hurts too much!"

"Stupid mortals, standing in front of you is: the god of the abstract world, the Picasso of the art world, the mudslide in the live broadcast world, and the king of the explosion world!"

"Hahahahaha, no, no, I think the anchor is still a philosophy teacher!"

"How to say?"

"Look, every time the anchor's operation makes passers-by start thinking about philosophy, the three philosophical propositions involuntarily appear in their minds: who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?"

"Hiss, makes sense!"

"Students from the Philosophy Department expressed their praise. The lecture level of the Abstract Emperor is far higher than that of my university tutor!"

"Hahahahahaha, does your university tutor know that you are watching the live broadcast?"

"I can't, I can't, I can't help but laugh for three minutes when I see the expression of a passer-by. If I read them one by one, I think I will die of laughter!"

"Small eyes, big doubts!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that they were almost starved of oxygen, and they all called for help!

Just now passers-by hoped that Yu Yingzhe and Huo Quxue would be together, and now the sand sculpture netizens are laughing so happily!

Especially the expressions of passers-by are also one against the other!

It's a beauty award!

All the passers-by had their eyes widened, filled with unbelievable shock and great doubts about life!

At the same time, the whole face looks innocent and pitiful!

It seems to say, what kind of rule of heaven did we commit in our previous life, let us witness this scene today!

Seeing this scene, I am afraid that patients with depression will burst into laughter!

At this moment, a barrage appeared in the live broadcast room!

"Brothers! Look at that black-clothed guy just now, hahahahaha, absolutely amazing! His expression is absolutely amazing! Hahahahahahaha, no, no, no, I'm dying of laughter! Really!"

Seeing this barrage, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to look for the person in black clothes.

This person, without a doubt, is Qin Tianlang!

Everyone else is actually fine, but the world view has collapsed!

Then Qin Tianlang's world view is gone!

At this time, his head was blank, his body was crumbling, his entire face was filled with shock and disbelief, his facial features were distorted, his eyes were bloodshot, and he felt like a clown!

Lips are trembling crazily!

It seems that there are thousands of words and thousands of words, but I don't know how to say them!

You... you... are you here to sell candles? !

I, as a rival in love, was moved by you, and I started to become a rival!

You tell me you're here to sell candles? ? ?

"Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahaha, what the hell, I was directly selected into the top 10 of Yan Yi of the year!"

"Hahahahahahaha, my tears burst out laughing! I actually met Yan Yi in the second dimension in the third dimension!"

"I am a rival in love, and I have come to help you chase the goddess. My husband committed a crime, but you sell candles?"

"After all, it was a wrong payment!"

"The effect of the show is already full!"

"It's full, even too full, and I'm starting to feel sorry for him!"

"I have a hunch that sooner or later, I will die laughing in this live broadcast room!"

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