The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!
Chapter 68 Mental Illness Everyone Says Mental Illness, Mental Illness Everyone Says Mental Illness!
I saw that on the system panel, it was written:
[Today's live broadcast task: ride a shared bicycle to the car wash shop for fine cleaning, after washing, change to another shared bicycle and leave!】
That's right, ride a shared bicycle and go to the car wash shop for fine cleaning!!!
This mysterious operation was already against the sky.
Then after you have finished washing, you park the washed shared bicycle in front of them under the watchful eyes of the clerk, and change to another shared bicycle to ride.
After reading it, the clerk in the car wash probably could only put his thumbs up and say mdzz.
This broken system's work is outrageous, but the ones who can still ride horses are more outrageous than the other!
Isn't this about dying in front of these five million viewers?!
Yu Yingzhe felt a burst of pain in her temples, and rubbed vigorously, and managed to regain her composure after a long time.
That's all!
The system is outrageous, not once or twice!
Yu Yingzhe has gotten used to it, although she is still confused by these ruthless activities every day.
Yu Yingzhe took a deep breath, picked up the phone, and was just about to modify the title of the live broadcast room.
At this time, the phone vibrated for a while, and suddenly received a message.
【Summer is happy:?】
Yu Yingzhe glanced at it, and found that it was from Xia Qingzhu, and decisively chose to ignore it again. After modifying the title of the live broadcast room, he opened the live broadcast.
Before the live broadcast started, there were already countless sand sculpture netizens staying in the live broadcast room, looking forward to it, and when they saw the start of the broadcast, the sand sculpture netizens instantly became excited!
"It's on, it's on, it's on!"
"The great abstract emperor once again cast his divine gaze on the live broadcast room!"
"I'm ready, today I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room!"
"Let's come to Kangkang, what kind of work does the anchor want today!"
"I'm mentally prepared!"
"Partrooper No. 1 Iron Armor Song Xiaobao, get ready!"
"Paratrooper No. 2 Overlord, don't mess with Ji, get ready!"
"Paratroopers at the ready!"
"three!"
"=!"
"—!!
Then, when the Sand Sculpture 320 netizens in the live broadcast room saw the title of the live broadcast room!
Even though they had made sufficient psychological preparations, they still received an extremely strong impact!
"?"
"?"
"???"
"?, what happened.jpg"
Afterwards, the live broadcast room completely exploded!
"Hastily, hastily!"
"I'm dead!"
"Scratch, hurry, hurry!"
"What's in your head?"
"Is this a job that humans can do?"
"Psychopathy is said to be mentally ill when they see it! Mental retardation is said to be mentally retarded when they see it!"
"In terms of abstraction, I have to admit, I was crushed!"
"I'm shocked!"
"unbelievable!"
"Without ten years of cerebral thrombosis, this job is absolutely impossible!"
"Is this the abstraction itself? I'm already starting to feel sorry for the guy in the car wash shop!"
"Car wash shop: don't come here!!!"
The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room have really started watching the live broadcast on their knees.
Although every time the Emperor of Abstraction will do the tricks, how on earth can the Emperor of Abstraction come up with such tricky tricks every time?
It's too bad!
You go to a car wash shop, why wash shared bicycles?
Although this is against the sky, it is still barely acceptable.
But after you wash your horse, do you still ride another shared bicycle?
That is beyond description!
This stepping horse is straight up art! Straight up a masterpiece!
It can directly shake people's souls!
It's too scary!
Even just looking at this title, netizens are stunned!
The same is true for Xia Qingzhu.
Originally, she was annoyed that Yu Yingzhe didn't respond to her messages, but when she saw the title of the live broadcast room, she couldn't help it!
Just thinking about that scene made me feel awkward!
But, I really want to see it again!!!
Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room always has this unique charm!
After Yu Yingzhe started the live broadcast, she opened the door and went downstairs without watching the barrage of netizens in the live broadcast room.
Nowadays, sharing bicycles is a favorite way of travel for many young people, it is convenient, fast, cheap and environmentally friendly!
So just as soon as he got downstairs, Ying Zhe saw a row of yellow shared bicycles in the community.
After Yu Yingzhe picked a shared bicycle at random, he turned over and rode on it, and was about to drive towards the nearest car wash shop.
A handsome young man, riding a bicycle, looks very ordinary, and it can even be said to be a warm thing.
Only the viewers in the live broadcast room know what kind of outrageous things Yu Yingzhe is going to do!
"I feel sorry for the clerk of the car wash shop for a minute!"
"When I think about the anchor going to a car wash shop to wash the shared bicycles, I don't dare to continue thinking about it. My brain doesn't allow me to think about such a heaven-defying scene!"
"Where is this? When I think of the anchor washing the car and riding another shared bicycle, I... the horse rider is going to explode!"
"After staying in this live broadcast room for a long time, I will become very smart sooner or later!"
"I feel that the small eyes of the anchor are always full of wisdom!"
"I am in awe!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room watched Yu Yingzhe riding a bicycle to the car wash shop, and they really couldn't hold back their laughter all the way.
As for the picture of the title of the live broadcast room, I really dare not watch it again, let alone even think about it!
finally.
Yu Yingzhe rode a small yellow bicycle for more than ten minutes before finally arriving in front of a car wash shop.
Immediately, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room started to howl like ghosts and wolves!
"Help! Don't dare to continue reading!"
"I'm already laughing!"
"Hahahahahahahaha, with a little shock from the car wash shop!"
"Is that a little bit? Is that a small thing?"
"I've always heard that reality is more magical than fiction, but I never believed it, but today I believe it!!"
"I can't do it anymore, when I think of that scene, I really can't bear [I want to withdraw my brothers!"
"Go!"
"No!"
"Aren't you going to persuade me?"
"You look like a newcomer, I advise you to give up, you can't help but come back in the end!"
"That's right, we old fans, but we are already invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, and we can completely open our third eye secretly while we're embarrassingly under the ground!"
"Third eye??? Hiss...then what do you do if you need to go to the bathroom?"
"What toilet...(aefd)..what does the third eye have to do with toilet-???"
"Hahahahahahahahaha, what the hell, I'll be laughed to death by you sooner or later!"
"I didn't react for a while!"
"It's a pity that insurance doesn't come to the live broadcast room to develop business!!!"
Yu Yingzhe was naturally unaware of everything in the studio.
Looking at the car wash shop in front of him, Yu Yingzhe took a deep breath, turned over from the bicycle, then pushed the bicycle and walked in slowly.
At this time, in the car wash shop, a car wash boy was washing a black Volkswagen car.
And beside the Volkswagen, stood a familiar figure to Yu Yingzhe!
At this moment, the owner of the car wash also noticed Yu Yingzhe.
Seeing Yu Yingzhe coming in with a shared bicycle, the owner of the car wash shop was a little confused.
But the owner of the car wash shop didn't think too much about it. He walked over to Yu Yingzhe and said with a smile, "Hi, are you washing the car? What's the matter?"
"Yes, I'm here to wash the car."
Although Yu Yingzhe was a little embarrassed, he still nodded and answered truthfully.
Washing shared bicycles by yourself is also car washing!
Shared bicycles cannot be said to be cars!
Hearing Yu Yingzhe's answer, the chunky middle-aged man standing next to the black public felt a little familiar, so he turned his head and glanced at Yu Yingzhe.
But after seeing Yu Yingzhe's face, the middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and then his expression changed!
At this time, Yu Yingzhe finally recognized this middle-aged man!
The middle-aged man is none other than the fish shop owner not long ago!
The owner of the fish shop whose heart is as cold as a knife has killed the fish in the seafood market for ten years!
how is he here???
The fish shop owner apparently thought so too!
As for Yu Yingzhe, he feels that he will never forget it in his life!
The scene of Yu Yingzhe sitting on a folding chair and fishing in the seafood market with a fishing rod that day has been deeply imprinted in his mind!
It's too bad!
"He also came to the car wash shop to wash the car?"
The most reasonable guess emerged in the fish shop owner's mind, and then he turned his head and glanced at the door of the car wash shop.
However, no vehicles were seen at the door of the car wash shop.
wrong!
At this moment, the owner of the fish shop suddenly noticed the shared bicycle that Yu Yingzhe was pushing, and his eyes widened!
In my mind, a crazy idea appeared!
He...wouldn't be here to wash.......shared bicycles?!
Thinking of this, the owner of the fish shop couldn't help gasping, the corners of his eyes twitching wildly!
This is no longer how people think!
Only fish shop owners who have experienced the influence of abstract art have this brain circuit!
The more the fish shop owner thinks about it, the more likely it is!
After all, this young man...he is not normal!
moment.
The owner of the fish shop looked at the owner of the car wash shop, something was wrong!
And seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing!
"Hahahahahahahahahaha! Coincidentally meet the former victim!"
"Looking at the owner of the fish shop, he seems to have guessed something!"
"It is estimated that only the owner of the fish shop, who has experienced the impact of fishing in the seafood market, can guess what the anchor is going to do!"
"The fish shop owner is clearly aware of the seriousness of the problem!"
"Hahahahahahaha, the show is already full of effects!"
"However, the owner of the fish shop is still too young. He can only guess that the host is here to wash shared bicycles, but he never imagined that the host is not only here to wash shared bicycles!"
"After washing the shared bicycle, he rode another bicycle!"
"Hahahahahahahahaha, when I think of that scene, I can't hold back anymore!"
"Don't say it, don't say it!"
At this time, the owner of the car wash shop also noticed the strange look in the eyes of the fish shop owner.
But he didn't know what happened, and he was stunned!
However, the owner of the car wash shop was very happy to hear Yu Yingzhe said that he came to wash the car.
After all, another business came!
Then, the car wash shop took a look outside the shop, but found that there was no parking outside the shop door, so it couldn't help being slightly taken aback, and asked Yu Yingjiu with a puzzled expression, "Where's the car?"
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