The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!

Yu Yingzhe remembers that the light bulb in his rental house was not very bright half a year ago, so he replaced it with a new one, and because the old one was not broken, he never threw it away and put it in the bedside table

So, under Master Chengming's gaze, Yu Yingzhe opened the bedside table and began to search.

"Is it a small Buddha statue? Or a jade pendant, a pendant, a bracelet?"

Master Chengming looked at this scene and felt clear in his heart, feeling that he had already guessed the truth.

However, Master Chengming glanced at the sundries in the bedside table, and he still had some doubts in his heart.

They are all treasures to be consecrated, why not find a place to put them away?

Why just throw it in the bedside table like an unimportant thing?

finally.

Yu Yingzhe's eyes lit up, and she dug out the light bulb half a year ago from the bedside table, and then carefully picked it up.

Because it has been placed for too long, a lot of dust has been stained on the bulb.

Yu Yingzhe blew on the light bulb and wiped it with his hand.

See this scene.

Master Chengming was a little confused.

What are you doing with a light bulb?

Yes.

Even after seeing Yu Yingzhe take out the light bulb, Master Chengming still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.

It was completely unexpected that the thing I was about to consecrate was nothing but this light bulb!

And the audience in the live broadcast room really knew it clearly.

The moment Yu Yingzhe took out the light bulb, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing!

"Hahahahahaha, help!"

"It's too bad!"

"Hahahahahahaha, Master Chengming, you are suffering!"

"Don't dare to look, don't dare to look!"

Dead laughing! Brothers!"

Just when Master Chengming was still wondering why Yu Yingzhe took out the light bulb in 04, Yu Yingzhe turned off the bedside table.

Then, holding the light bulb, Yu Yingzhe walked back to Master Chengming step by step!

moment!

Even if he still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, Master Chengming instinctively sensed an ominous premonition!

Don't come here!!!

The next moment, Yu Yingzhe walked up to Master Chengming, and carefully handed over the light bulb in his hand.

Master Chengming looked at Yu Yingzhe in puzzlement.

At the same time, I don't understand why I suddenly have an ominous premonition.

In the next moment, his doubts were answered.

Yu Yingzhe took a deep breath and said, "Master Chengming, my light bulb is not very bright, please help me turn on the light!"

Hear this sentence.

Master Chengming was stunned!

He looked at the light bulb in Qian Yingzhe's hand, his mind was blank.

A huge question mark.

Rising out of his head!

And the live broadcast room, also at this moment, completely exploded!

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Mom, I'm sorry! I'm not a man anymore!"

Everyone is going to laugh!"

"Why does he have a question mark above his head?"

"Hahahahaha, Master Chengming, you are so miserable!!!"

"Master Chengming directly questioned the soul, Xiao Ran pays respects!"

"Is this fucking something that humans can do?"

"Our Master Chengming, who has knocked wooden fish for decades, thought that he had seen enough in this life, but he didn't expect that you asked him to turn on the light bulb!"

"Hahahahahahaha, Buddhism does not cross the poor, let alone the abstract emperor!"

"At this time, the generals under the command of the gods, and even the monks under the Buddha's seat have been stunned!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"People are going to laugh out loud!!"

At this moment, Master Chengming finally understood Yu Yingzhe's words.

He had envisioned countless outcomes.

For example, let yourself consecrate a Buddha statue.

Pendants, bracelets, jade pendants, rings.

Even earrings were thought of!

However, Master Chengming never expected it!

What Yu Yingzhe consecrated herself was actually...a light bulb on a horse?!

now.

Even if the light bulb is not powered at all!

But in the eyes of Master Chengming, this light bulb is so dazzling that his eyes are almost blinded by the light!

Emotions you said are bright, is it really bright?

It really doesn't get any brighter than this.

B......

Why do you feel something is wrong?

Fortunately, I thought this young man was a good boy at first!

Master Chengming's lips trembled a little, and he felt his face was burning hot!

The Buddha's heart that has been stable for decades, at this moment, is shattered!

The light bulb is not on, you can find my electrician!

You ask me to consecrate you???

Master Chengming stared at the light bulb, unable to speak for a long time!

"Master Chengming, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Yu Yingzhe originally wanted to ask Master Chengming if he could consecrate it, but then he thought, if Master Chengming said no, then he would be embarrassed.

Therefore, Ying Zhe directly put the light bulb into Master Chengming's hands.

Master Chengming held the round light bulb, turned his head mechanically, looked at Yu Yingzhe, his heart trembled!

Is this a crouching dragon or a phoenix chick?

How smart do you have to be to think of asking me to do something to turn on the light bulbs in your house?

Master Chengming suddenly had the urge to disappear from the world immediately!

Originally, Master Chengming wanted to turn around and leave.

However, the money has been collected, so I can't take the money and do nothing!

Moreover, this light bulb is indeed not a filthy thing, logically speaking, it can be turned on!

It's just that I didn't open a hole in my head, I'm afraid I couldn't think of turning on the light bulb, right?

Fifty thousand yuan!

After a long and awkward silence.

In the end, Master Chengming decided to bite the bullet and prepare to turn on the light bulb.

After taking a deep breath, Master Chengming put the light bulb on the ground, and sat cross-legged in front of the light bulb himself.

Master Chengming was just about to read Buddhist scriptures.

However, after seeing the light bulb in front of him, Master Chengming's lips trembled again, and he couldn't say anything.

"Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!"

Master Chengming forced himself to imagine the light bulb in front of him as a Buddha statue.

This trick really worked!

Master Chengming found that he could finally read the scriptures.

Thus, Master Chengming started to turn on the light bulb with Yu Yingzhe's gaze that could kill him!

As he recited and recited, Master Chengming actually recited more and more smoothly!

It seems that the light bulb in front of you has really become a Buddha statue!

Um!

It's just that this Buddha statue, his bald head, is a little too round and a little too bright!

Seeing this scene, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room were already lying on the ground laughing and hammering the floor!

"Hahahahahaha, I laughed until tears came out!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, I really can't do it anymore, I can't breathe!"

"The anchor and Master Chengming are like crouching dragons and phoenixes to each other, they are going to kill me laughing!"

"This master Chengming is also a talent, he can still consecrate it as if nothing had happened!"

"Shocked my mother for a million years! Edison saw it and shouted against the sky!"

"Don't talk about Edison, seeing this scene, even Einstein was overwhelmed by the wisdom of the host!"

"The Trisolarans said that they have already kneeled!"

"At first, I just couldn't imagine the mental state of the anchor, but now, I can't imagine the mental state of Master Chengming when he turned on the light bulb!"

"I found out that the Buddha is still merciful! As long as you are not poor, you can overcome even the abstract!"

"I got enlightened! I believe in Buddhism from today!"

"+1!"

"+1!"

"Instead of going to a mental hospital to find Director Wang, it's better to convert to Buddhism!"

"Director Wang: If you are disturbed, please don't q!"

The gifts in the live broadcast room began to be brushed up, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became more and more cheerful, more and more sandy, and more and more like a mental illness!

Moreover, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room also discovered that the three great gods no longer fight bayonets, and now they have been silently offering rewards, with no intention of fighting at all!

Obviously, the three major gods have reached a tacit agreement, and decided that peace is the most important thing in the world of gods, and no fighting in the nest!

But on the contrary, because of this, it will not happen that after one person dominates the list, other gods will not collect gifts.

This led to more gifts received in the live broadcast room.

“Pineapple jackfruit!”

"Bodhi doesn't have a tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can the dust be gathered?"

"Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva..."

Finally, the ten-minute spell-chanting ceremony ended.

Master Chengming let out a sigh of relief and stood up from the ground.

"Master, has the light been turned on?"

Seeing Master Chengming standing up, Ying Zhe at the side immediately asked.

"Well...……"

Master Chengming turned his face away, not daring to look at the light bulb on the ground, and said bravely, "Okay."

"Thank you Master, Master's Dharma is profound."

Yu Yingzhe said immediately.

After hearing this, Master Chengming must have felt very happy in the past, but now Master Chengming only feels embarrassment!

"Since the consecration has been done for the benefactor, the old monk will leave."

Master Chengming can't wait to leave this place of right and wrong!

leave?

Yu Yingzhe frowned.

Mingmingcheng 823 Master Ming, the consecration has already been completed, why does the system still remind the task to be completed every day?

This is the first time for Yu Yingzhe to talk about it!

After pondering for a while, Yu Yingzhe had a guess in his mind.

"Wait a minute, Master Chengming." Yu Yingzhe took a deep breath, stopped Master Chengming, and said.

"I don't need to say more if I thank you. If the benefactor has something to consecrate in the future..."

Master Chengming originally wanted to say "you can find me again" habitually, but he stopped abruptly and changed his words: "Don't look for me again."

"No, Master Chengming."

Yu Yingzhe shook his head and said: "It's not easy to invite Master Chengming to do a ritual, so of course I won't bother you any more.

While speaking, Yu Yingzhe quietly walked towards the wall.

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room was immediately confused!

"Huh? What is the Emperor of Abstraction doing?"

"Don't know, but it feels like nothing good is happening."

"Yeah, something's not quite right. According to past experience, the Emperor of Abstraction should let Master Chengming go at this time!"

"The Emperor of Abstraction is not an existence that we can fathom!"

"It doesn't feel good."

At this time, sand sculpture netizens who are familiar with Yu Yingzhe have already sensed that something is wrong.

However, Master Chengming didn't know that the danger was imminent.

Yu Yingzhe took a deep breath, quickly took out the light bulb on the wall, and replaced it with the light bulb that was turned on by Master Chengming.

When Master Chengming saw Yu Yingzhe's move, his pupils began to shrink crazily!

After experiencing the baptism of the heaven-defying operation of turning on the light bulb, Master Chengming is obviously enlightened!

run!

run!

In Master Chengming's mind, a voice sounded, urging Master Chengming frantically.

However, it was obviously too late.

Yu Yingzhe turned on the light bulb switch, and the room suddenly lit up.

Yu Yingzhe looked at Master Chengming and asked, "Master Chengming, why isn't the light bulb turned on?"

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