The Local Lazy Man System

"Thank you, doctor, my throat is a little hoarse, see if it can be cured."

Li Yuchun looked at Ye Rongrong anxiously and asked.

"Open your mouth, ah..."

Ye Rongrong said to Li Yuchun.

"what……"

According to Ye Rongrong's request, Li Yuchun opened his mouth and said "ah".

"It's just an acute pharyngitis. After two days of Chinese medicine, I can basically recover."

Ye Rongrong looked at Li Yuchun's tongue and said.

This is just a very common sore throat.

Acute pharyngitis is an acute inflammation of the pharyngeal mucosa and spreads to the submucosal and lymphoid tissues, often following acute rhinitis or acute tonsils or part of an upper respiratory tract infection.

It is often a disease caused by the decline of systemic and local resistance due to cold, excessive fatigue, excessive smoking and alcohol, and the entry of pathogenic microorganisms.

This is the most common disease among people, and it is easy and convenient to treat.

"It will take two days to recover, can the doctor recover tomorrow!"

Li Yuchun said anxiously.

One must know that Li Yuchun came to the capital this time to hold a concert. He suddenly caught a cold and made his throat hoarse and uncomfortable. How can he hold a concert?

You must know that as a singer, you rely on your throat to eat.

How can you sing with a bad throat?

But the tickets for this concert have already been sold out, and the time of this concert cannot be changed.

At the beginning, Li Yuchun saw a doctor in the outpatient building of the PLA General Hospital, but the experts there said that although the disease was not a serious one, it would take a process to be cured, usually three to five days.

Li Yuchun couldn't wait that long at all.

I just heard people talking in the outpatient hall, saying that the experts in the Chinese Medicine Hospital of the PLA General Hospital have excellent medical skills, and basically all diseases are cured with medicine.

Li Yuchun wanted to give it a try, and came to the hospital with his assistant to see a doctor, and registered with Ye Rongrong, an expert.

It is true that the experts in this hospital of traditional Chinese medicine are more powerful than the experts in the outpatient building. The experts in the outpatient building can cure the sore throat in three to five days, while the experts in this hospital in traditional Chinese medicine only need two to three days.

But even for two or three days, Li Yuchun couldn't wait!

"Two or three days is already very fast."

Ye Rongrong said.

Indeed, the treatment of sore throat usually takes three to five days. Ye Rongrong can prescribe medicine and cure it in two days, which is already very good.

Of course, if you use acupuncture or prescribe special medicines, the treatment process will be much shorter.

But in Ye Rongrong's view, there is no need to use acupuncture or prescribe special treatment for such a minor disease.

Under normal circumstances, Ye Rongrong would not easily give people acupuncture or prescribe special treatment methods.

"Doctor, please, think of a way!"

Li Yuchun said with red eyes.

It looks like I want to cry.

"Why are you in such a hurry!"

Ye Rongrong asked suspiciously.

After all, the pharyngitis is not very serious, and it doesn't affect the speech at all, but when speaking, the throat is a little hoarse.

It doesn't affect anything at all, it will be completely cured after taking the medicine for two days, there is no need to rush like this.

"Doctor, I have a concert tomorrow night. This concert is very important to me. If my throat is bad, I won't be able to sing at all!"

Singing has strict requirements on the state of the voice of the throat. Now in this hoarse state, it is impossible to sing at all. Even if you sing, the voice is not good.

One must know that for this year-end concert, Li Yuchun planned for a whole year and invested a lot of money and energy.

If this messes up, my hard work for so many years may be over. You must know that the entertainment industry is a cruel place, and struggles are always there.

Many, many people want you to be embarrassing, and they will definitely trample you to death when the time comes.

There is a saying, "A colleague is an enemy", it is not as simple as saying.

And this concert is sponsored by many big companies. Why do big companies sponsor you?

It is because I am optimistic about you that I am willing to invest so much money to sponsor you.

But once the concert is messed up, you will lose everything to the big companies. In the future, these big companies will not come to you. If there are no big companies willing to support you, it will be difficult to get along in the entertainment industry.

After finally getting into the ranks of first-line stars, if they fall, it will be very difficult to get up.

For celebrities, first-tier stars and second-tier stars, literally, seem to have little difference, but in fact there is a big difference.

This appearance fee is several times, even ten times, different from the fee for receiving advertisements and endorsements.

Even Li Yuchun's team wanted to see if lip-syncing could be done. Everyone discussed it and found that lip-syncing would not work at all. Among other things, this is Li Yuchun's solo live concert. Let's interact.

It is always necessary to speak, and this hoarse voice will come out when he speaks. Let's compare it to a song that has no flaws at all.

Anyone who is a normal person can tell that Li Yuchun is lip-syncing.

Once this is reported, if you fake singing in the current concert, the damage to your reputation will be very serious.

You should know that for Li Yuchun's solo concert, the worst ticket is 399 yuan, the general ticket is 1888, and the most expensive is 9999 yuan, which is divided into different locations.

With such an expensive ticket, those who are willing to pay to listen to the live concert are all true fans of Li Yuchun. Once you fake singing, it will make them feel hurt, and some people will leave you.

"Doctor, please, help me, woo..."

While talking, Li Yuchun began to cry.

"Okay, don't cry, I'm afraid of you."

Ye Rongrong said helplessly.

When the woman shed tears, Ye Rongrong had a headache.

"Doctor, what can you do?"

Li Yuchun stopped tears, stared at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"Don't worry, I guarantee that your sore throat will be cured today."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"real?"

Hearing that Ye Rongrong can cure his sore throat today, Li Yuchun didn't shed tears either.

"real."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile, and got up to pour a glass of water.

It seems that I have to use "Zhu Youshu" this time. Whether it is acupuncture or medicine, the effect is not as strong as this "Zhu Youshu".

After turning the charm into ashes and dropping it into the cup of water, Ye Rongrong handed the cup of water to Li Yuchun and said, "Drink it!"

"This……"

Li Yuchun was dumbfounded, he didn't understand what Ye Rongrong meant?

"Drink this glass of water and your throat will be healed."

Ye Rongrong said in a chatty manner.

"Drink it and you'll be fine?"

Li Yuchun had the feeling of listening to the Arabian Nights. Isn't this living in the story?

It's not that Li Yuchun is suspicious, but that this matter is really unacceptable. It's so old that there are still people who practice this feudal superstition.

If it weren't for this being one of the most famous public hospitals in the capital, everyone rumored that this hospital's expert in traditional Chinese medicine had high medical skills, and Li Yuchun would have suspected that he had encountered a liar.

"Drink it or not, it's up to you!"

Ye Rongrong didn't say much, and gave Li Yuchun the right to choose. If she believed in her words, she would drink it.

If you don't believe in yourself, Ye Rongrong will be helpless.

"I... I drink!"

At this point, Li Yuchun had no other choice but to trust Ye Rongrong.

Enduring his nausea, Li Yuchun drank the whole glass of water.

"Doctor, does this glass of water really work?"

After drinking, Li Yuchun looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"Aren't you well?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Li Yuchun with a smile and said.

"I... am I alright?"

Li Yuchun was stunned for a moment, and soon realized that he really didn't speak hoarsely.

"I'm really well, I'm really well."

The pain in the throat is gone, speaking is no longer strenuous, and there is no hoarse voice, Li Yuchun can be sure that he is really healed.

Suddenly excited.

For Li Yuchun, there is nothing that makes her happier than her own throat.

"Thank you, doctor, thank you."

Li Yuchun quickly recovered from his excitement, looked at Ye Rongrong and said gratefully.

Now in Li Yuchun's eyes, Ye Rongrong is simply a god.

With just a spell and a glass of water, he cured his sore throat so quickly.

It's incredible.

"Remember, don't tell others how I cured your sore throat."

Ye Rongrong confessed to Li Yuchun.

After all, if this spread, the impact would not be very good.

Ye Rongrong didn't want to be thought that he was engaging in feudal superstition.

"Well, I will keep it a secret."

Li Yuchun nodded and said affirmatively.

Now in Li Yuchun's eyes, Ye Rongrong is a "man of God", so of course he dare not speak out about it.

"Okay, your illness is cured, go out and pay the fee, and then you can go."

Ye Rongrong handed the medical card to Li Yuchun and said.

"Well, thank you doctor."

Li Yuchun stood up and expressed his deep gratitude to Ye Rongrong.

"Go out and call the next person in."

Ye Rongrong said to Li Yuchun.

...

"I pay the fee."

At the payment window, Li Yuchun handed over the medical card and said to the female staff inside.

"One... one million."

The female staff swiped the card and looked at the large string of o behind 1, dumbfounded.

This is too much, even one million medical bills.

If it hadn't been for a 5 million medical payment that just appeared a few days ago, this female staff member would have wondered if the computer system was broken, or she was dazzled.

With the previous example, although the female staff was a little dumbfounded, she quickly recovered.

The dean is still awesome, it's really too high to charge people for medical treatment.

It would be great if I had such a boyfriend with high medical skills, how fast I can make money.

"Swipe your card!"

Li Yuchun froze for a moment, took out his bank card, and said to the female staff inside.

Although it costs one million yuan to cure a sore throat, which is outrageously high. Normally, the treatment fee for this kind of sore throat will not exceed one thousand yuan at most, but Li Yuchun thinks it is worth spending one million yuan to cure his own sore throat. .

For Li Yuchun, if the sore throat is not cured before the concert tomorrow night, the loss will not be one million, but a loss that cannot be measured with money. (To be continued.)