The Local Lazy Man System

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But also very slowly.

Outside the building of Taoyuan Hospital for the Elderly.

"Everyone, I'm Guan Xiaoxiao, the host of the CCTV News Channel. I'm currently in Yangping County, Southern Zhejiang Province...um...a small village called Taoyuan Village."

"Here, we will witness a world-wide event. Everyone must be curious, what kind of world-wide event happened in such a small village?"

"This is what I want to tell the audience in front of the TV series. Everyone look behind me and see these big pots!"

"Everyone, don't underestimate these big pots. Of course, these big pots are not priceless antiques. They are just big iron pots used by ordinary farmers for cooking."

"Have you seen the brown tea-like liquid in these large pots?"

"I believe that what everyone will never think of is that this liquid, which is like tea, is a special medicine to treat the bird flu that the whole world is helpless."

"What? How is this possible?"

"Is there a cure for bird flu?"

"No way?"

"Damn it, it's just something like tea, a special medicine to treat bird flu, it's too unreliable!"

"I don't think today is April Fool's Day. Why is the news on the CCTV news channel all jokes?"

"I give this news 100 points, it's really funny."

"Great, finally a specific medicine for bird flu has been developed, and I can buy my favorite chicken drumsticks with peace of mind."

...

People who saw the news on TV were shocked, some were surprised, some didn't believe it, and some were happy...

"Dear viewers in front of the TV, the old gentleman next to me is the one who discovered the bird flu. It was the bird flu in his chickens. Now let us listen to what this old gentleman told me. go through."

Guan Xiaoxiao pointed to Ye Xiangqing beside her and said to everyone.

"Old sir, tell everyone what happened."

Guan Xiaoxiao said to Ye Xiangqing.

"@#%\u0026amp;amp;..."

Ye Xiangqing spoke into the microphone, but he spoke Hokkien.

"Dear audience, you may not understand what the old man said, in fact, I can't understand either, but it doesn't matter, we invited a local beauty to translate for us."

Guan Xiaoxiao took the microphone and said it, and then showed it to a young woman beside her. If Ye Rongrong was here, she must know this person. She is Xiaosi'er's daughter-in-law Pan Chengchen.

"What I just said to Grandpa Qing, his chickens got chicken plague today, oh, it's the bird flu that killed a lot of chickens..."

Pan Chengchen roughly translated the meaning of Ye Xiangqing's words.

To be honest, facing such a big TV station's interview all of a sudden, Pan Chengchen was very nervous, but when he thought that Brother Glory had made such a big event that shocked the world, he couldn't embarrass him!

Thinking of this, when Pan Chengchen faced the camera, he didn't feel nervous anymore.

"Thank you, old man, thank you for this beautiful woman. Now I want to tell everyone in front of the TV that the news just came from the expert team in the rural hospital behind me. The demonstration of the special medicine for bird flu is basically coming to an end, and the preliminary conclusion is tenable. , the final announcement will take some time, now let's wait for this exciting moment together."

Guan Xiaoxiao took the microphone and said to the camera.

...

Time passed minute by minute.

Many people in front of the TV, like the journalists guarding the Taoyuan Home for the Elderly, were waiting for exciting news.

It has been many years, and I haven't heard such an exciting thing in the Chinese medical community.

What's more, this bird flu is related to everyone's life.

Especially people who are engaged in poultry farming and poultry business are reluctant to change channels when they squat in front of TV dramas.

Because they know that this news is very important to their lives.

Since the poultry trading market was closed in many parts of the country this year, especially the ban on the trading of live chickens, these chicken farmers have suffered heavy losses.

If someone really develops a specific medicine to treat bird flu, everyone's business will be easy.

...

"Old Li, Professor Zhao, can you announce this news?"

Yang Chunjie asked several experts.

"I think it's perfectly fine, and the current test is completely fine."

Mr. Li nodded and said.

"Publish it!"

Professor Zhao said directly.

After reading so many test data, if you are still not confident, then everyone can go home and sleep.

"Okay, since it happened in Taoyuan Village, Professor Ma, you should announce it!"

Yang Chunjie said to Ma Xudong.

"it is good!"

Ma Xudong took the document, nodded and said.

"Look, someone is coming out!"

"Get ready, don't miss any shots!"

"Quick, squeeze to the front."

...

Seeing someone coming out of the heavily guarded hospital building, the journalists who were guarding the entrance of the hospital all ran forward one after another.

It's such a cold day, everyone, squatting here, isn't it just for this moment?

"For the audience in front of the TV, I am Guan Xiaoxiao from the CCTV News Channel, and now the exciting time has come, and everyone is looking forward to a miracle with me."

"Viewers, I am Lu Dongdong, a reporter from Tencent News. Now is the time to announce the results. Please follow me to learn about the results."

"Everyone, I am Zhao Yan, a reporter from Mango News. I am currently in a village called Taoyuan Village in Yangping County, Southern Zhejiang Province. I will announce it soon..."

"Everyone, I am..."

...

As soon as Ma Xudong walked out of the hospital building, he was confronted with journalists' long guns and short cannons.

If Ma Xudong hadn't been prepared, he would have been shocked.

"Dean Ma, has the specific medicine for bird flu succeeded?"

"Dean Ma, what's the result?"

"Dean Ma, is it time to announce the news?"

"Dean Ma, look at your smile, have you passed the verification!"

...

Before Ma Xudong could speak, a group of journalists caught him and kept asking.

"Everyone be quiet!"

Ma Xudong waved his hand and said.

All the people fell silent, staring at Ma Xudong, or waiting for him to announce the news.

"Now I declare that after repeated demonstrations and tests by our medical and biological experts and scholars, it has been proved that this bird flu specific drug is effective, it is also effective for all types of bird flu viruses, and can cure any period of time. virus from bird flu patients without side effects, we..."

"Dear viewers, did you hear that? The specific medicine for the bird flu virus has succeeded!"

"It's really exciting news. The avian flu that has plagued the world's medical and biological circles for hundreds of years can finally come to a successful conclusion."

"Are you still afraid to eat chicken because of bird flu? Let me tell you the great news that bird flu is not scary anymore. Our Chinese medical experts have developed a special medicine for bird flu, which can cure any period of time." The virus of bird flu patients, you heard it right, is the virus of bird flu patients of any period."

"Everyone, are you as excited as I am at this moment? This is the greatest achievement of our Huaxia Medicine in the world in modern times."

...

As soon as Ma Xudong announced this conclusion, the TV news reporters in front of the hospital building all spoke to the camera one after another.

Other non-video news reporters also quickly coded in front of the computer, sending out the news as soon as possible, and everyone raced against time.

"Damn, I really successfully developed a special medicine to treat bird flu!"

A viewer in front of the TV stood up excitedly from the sofa and said.

"Woooooo, that's great, my husband, we are saved, we are saved!"

A middle-aged woman lying in the isolation ward of a hospital said excitedly watching the news on TV.

"Hmm... I... saw it!"

The middle-aged man lying on the other side also said excitedly.

For the two couples who were infected with bird flu, their already desperate hearts immediately ignited hope.

"No way, this is not a joke!"

"Great, I'm going to eat chicken legs tomorrow, bird flu is not scary anymore."

"I'm proud of my Huaxia medicine. Western developed countries haven't developed a fart for hundreds of years, but a rural hospital in Huaxia has developed a special medicine to treat bird flu!"

"Haha, the Western medical profession is going to blush now, and the slapping sound of this face!"

"Why do I suddenly feel like crying!"

"Too awesome!"

...

The common people who saw the news were so excited. After waiting for so long, they finally witnessed this miraculous moment. Not to mention the excitement in their hearts, and even mixed with a lot of moving emotions.

They don't understand anything else, but one thing they know is that in China, the Chinese have developed a specific medicine for bird flu.

This is the honor of our own country. In the future international medical school circle, who would dare to underestimate our medical level in China?

The medicines that you can't develop, we Chinese people have researched.

In the future, who would dare to say that China's medical level is not good enough.

...

"This is impossible, how is it possible, how is it possible for them to come ahead of us!"

A big man in the medical field in the United States saw the news and immediately sat up from his chair, unable to believe his ears.

"Is today April Fool's Day? The Chinese people are joking!"

A British man watching Huaxia News said to the people around him incredulously.

"I don't think they're joking!"

"But how is this possible?"

"Thomas, I know you don't believe it, but I have to tell you that this is official Chinese news, and Chinese people will not publish fake news on official news."

"It's ridiculous that something like waste water can cure bird flu!"

"That's not waste water, it's a potion like tea, orientals call it decoction."

"No matter what kind of water it is, I don't believe that this thing can cure bird flu. Our national scientists have been studying it for decades, so why not come from this pot of water."

"I believe it too, but I'm afraid the truth is like this!"

"idiot!"

For countless days, stupid people have smashed their own TV series!

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