The Local Lazy Man System

"This……"

The stall owner was so stupid that he didn't know how to answer.

Just now, I said that I was genuine and innocent, and this face-slapping person came here.

This is also true for fake people, why do you have nothing to do with such a few words!

A good business of hundreds of thousands was ruined just like that.

"Old man, how much do you think this porcelain bowl is worth?"

Ye Rongrong looked at the old scholar with a smile and asked.

The two of them sang together just now, trying to cheat their own money, Ye Rongrong knew it very well.

"This... this is a fake, worthless, only seventy or eighty yuan!"

The old pedant said awkwardly.

Nima's, it's just a little bit close to success.

With just such a few bad words, a large business was ruined, and now the old pedants have the desire to strangle the faker to death.

"Boss, are you talking about this?"

Ye Rongrong stared at the stall owner and said.

"Take it, take it quickly!"

The stall owner waved his hands and said impatiently.

Such a big business has been ruined in this way, and the stall owner is depressed.

Now he can't wait for Ye Rongrong to leave as soon as possible.

This face hit really hurts too much.

As soon as he saw Ye Rongrong, the stall owner felt that his money had just flown away.

"Hehe, then I'm not going to be polite."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile, picked up the piece of jade and the fake blue and white porcelain bowl, and left the booth with Liu Xixi.

"What kind of goods are you buying!"

After Ye Rongrong left the booth, the old pedant said to the booth owner dissatisfied.

It turned out that the two were in the same group.

This old pedant is in charge of pretending to be a customer, a customer with rich experience in antiques. Most people trust intellectuals, so this old man plays the role of an old pedant, giving people a sense of profound knowledge.

Not to mention singing together like this, the two of them have fooled many people.

It's just that I didn't expect that I missed it this time.

"Who knew they would play tricks in this position, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes."

The stall owner said dejectedly.

Thinking of 800,000 yuan slipping away like this, the stall owner really has the heart to kill someone.

...

"Brother-in-law, why do you want this fake porcelain bowl?"

After leaving the booth, Liu Xixi looked at her brother-in-law suspiciously and asked.

Liu Xixi didn't understand what the porcelain bowl was for.

"Do you think I'm aiming at this porcelain bowl? Wrong, I'm aiming at this piece of jade!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"This piece of jade?"

"Is it really the psychic jade worn by Jia Baoyu?"

Liu Xixi looked at the jade in Ye Rongrong's hand curiously and asked.

"I don't know, but I don't think it could be the psychic jade worn by Jia Baoyu in "A Dream of Red Mansions". After all, "A Dream of Red Mansions" is just a novel, and the characters in it are fictional."

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

Ye Rongrong knew that the jade in his hand was definitely a treasure, but he didn't think it was the psychic jade worn by Jia Baoyu in "A Dream of Red Mansions".

"Brother-in-law, how do you know that this jade is a treasure, maybe it is also a fake?"

Liu Xixi said.

"Hehe, even if it's a fake, there's no problem. Anyway, it doesn't need a penny."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

These two things are all given away for free, without Huaye Glory.

"Well, that's true!"

Liu Xixi nodded and said.

It is true that my brother-in-law got two antiques without spending a penny, no matter whether they are real or not, they will not lose money.

"Just put this bowl in your bag, and it can be used as a decoration when you take it home. It's not bad."

Ye Rongrong handed the porcelain bowl to Liu Xixi and said.

As for the piece of jade, Ye Rongrong was going to keep it by his side and study it carefully.

...

The two continued to stroll around the night market. As an international metropolis, the capital is full of lights at night, which is particularly beautiful and lively.

It was bustling with many young people wandering around, and most of the older people had gone back.

"No, the city management is here!"

"Run! The city management is here!"

With a few eager shouts, the stall owners who set up the night market on Wangfujing Street quickly packed up.

These are illegal stalls. If you don't run away, if you are caught by the urban management,

"Hurry up! Stop dawdling!"

"Hurry up, everything will be confiscated when the city management comes over, it's a whole month's worth of work!"

"Come here and help, it's too late!"

"Go, go!"

...

Soon, the stalls that were originally bustling and casually set up on the street were basically packed up quickly.

Many stall owners left Wangfujing Street quickly on tricycles or minivans.

They were all afraid of being caught by the urban management, fined, and confiscated.

These street stalls are not afraid of the police, the industry and commerce bureau, or the health bureau, but the city management.

Seeing urban management is like a mouse seeing a cat, running faster than anyone else.

The only reason for this is that Huaxia's urban management is too powerful. If you dare to set up a stall, you dare to confiscate all your food.

Soon the illegal stalls on the entire Wangfujing street were completely removed, and the rest basically met the requirements.

Three to five minutes later, more than a dozen urban management officers came over and checked all the way.

"Brother-in-law, the efficiency of these urban management is too slow. With this reaction speed, all the stalls and vendors have run away."

Liu Xixi said dissatisfiedly as she looked at the urban managers who had arrived late.

At this speed, it's no wonder that these illegal vendors can be caught.

"Maybe it was so slow on purpose."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

A few years ago, the reputation of urban management was not very good, and it was also very bad in people's impressions. In recent years, for the image of urban management, urban management all over the country have improved their service attitude.

Law enforcement is no longer as brutal as it used to be, which made people complain.

As it is now, Ye Rongrong suspects that the urban management is slow on purpose, to give a buffer time, so that the small stalls and hawkers can evacuate consciously, so that there will be no conflicts with each other.

As for the remaining small vendors who have not evacuated, then I am sorry, those that should be confiscated will be confiscated, and those that should be fined will be fined.

If you are shameless, you will naturally not be polite to you.

"on purpose?"

Liu Xixi froze for a moment,

Some do not understand.

"Nowadays, people's lives are under such great pressure, and it's not easy for small stalls and hawkers. We must give these people a way to survive!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

Now the social civilization has improved a lot compared to before, and the barbaric law enforcement in the past is becoming less and less common.

"Brother-in-law, look at them walking out to that old woman's stall."

Liu Xixi pointed to the front and said to Ye Rongrong.

"Let's go and have a look!"

Ye Rongrong also noticed that several city management officers were walking towards the eighty-year-old, white-haired old lady, and followed with Liu Xixi.

"Grandma, it's so cold, why do you always come out to set up a stall?"

Captain Liu said to the old man with some doubts.

After working as an urban management officer for so many years, this is the first time Captain Liu has met such an old street vendor.

It stands to reason that an old man of this age should enjoy the happiness at home, and should not set up a stall here to sell insoles on such a cold winter night.

"What did you say?"

The old man's ears were already failing, and she couldn't hear Captain Liu's words clearly.

"I mean where is your family?"

Captain Liu said loudly.

"Oh, they're all gone."

This time, the old lady heard what Captain Liu said clearly.

From the old man's words, it can be heard that she is a widowed old man.

"Oh, it's such a cold day, you should hurry home!"

Captain Liu said to the old man.

For such an old man, Captain Liu didn't dare to drive her away, and he didn't dare to let her stay here to set up a stall. After all, the outdoor temperature is now more than ten degrees below zero. It would be terrible if it froze!

"It's not sold out yet!"

The old man shook his head and said.

It turned out that this old man had become a widowed old man after losing her wife more than ten years ago. The community wanted to send her to a nursing home to enjoy her old age. She was unwilling and did not want to drag others down.

I usually make a living by selling insoles at a stall. I used to sell insoles on the street in front of the community during the day, but the people there are so nice. People at my age even come out to sell things at a stall. I often sell insoles for two yuan a pair. , Give ten yuan, twenty yuan, and leave, without giving the old man a chance to change the money.

At the beginning, there were not many such people, and I don’t know what happened recently, but there are more and more such people, and even the elderly dare not set up a stall there.

The old man wants to rely on his own hands to earn money to live, not on other people's charity.

So the old man stopped setting up a stall on the street next to the community, but came to Wangfujing to sell insoles at night. Anyway, it’s not far from home, it’s just over half an hour’s journey, and it’s only 1 yuan by bus. It will be there in ten minutes.

"I want this insole, how much is it?"

Captain Liu said to the old man.

In such a cold day, let the old man go back quickly.

"Not for sale!"

After looking at Captain Liu, the old man shook his head and said.

The old man knew that the middle-aged man in uniform felt sorry for him, so he was willing to spend unjustly money to buy his insoles. The old man didn't want others to pity his money.

"why?"

Captain Liu was confused by the old man's words.

Why is this old man unwilling to buy all her insoles with his own money and let her go home early?

"There are so many insoles, you can't use them, and buying them back is a waste of money."

said the old man.

"I use it for myself, my wife, children, and the elderly at home."

Captain Liu said.

"That doesn't need so many pairs."

The old man shook his head and said.

In the old man's view, you can't let others waste money for you.

"Then I'll sell ten pairs of size 32 insoles, okay?"

Captain Liu said helplessly.

It is really admirable and helpless to meet such an old man with a temper.

"Well, twenty yuan for ten pairs!"

The old man nodded and said.

After giving twenty yuan to the old man, Captain Liu took ten pairs of insoles and winked at the urban management behind him.

"Grandma, give me five pairs of size 31 insoles!"

"Old man, I want 10 pairs of size 28 insoles!"

"I want 10 pairs of size 29 insoles!"

...

Soon, more than a dozen city management officers bought insoles from the old man one after another, and soon the old man's pile of insoles was about one-third missing.

"Brother-in-law, shall we go buy some too?"

Liu Xixi said to Ye Rongrong expressively.