The Local Lazy Man System

"Give!"

Ye Rongrong took out a one-dollar coin from his pocket and handed it to the monkey.

"squeak"

"Six Ears" happily took a one-dollar coin from Ye Rongrong's hand, put it in front of his eyes, and then put it in his pocket with satisfaction. He looked at Ye Rongrong, and saw that Ye Rongrong didn't intend to tell it to work any more. I climbed to the longan tree and gnawed melon seeds on my own.

...

"Glory, glory..."

Just as Ye Rongrong was lying on the recliner and was about to fall asleep, the rough voice of the old village head Ye Xianghai suddenly came from the gate of the small courtyard.

"Old village chief, can't you let me sleep peacefully?"

Ye Rongrong took down the book on his face, looked at the old village head Ye Xianghai and said with some depression.

"Glory, I brought you something good today!"

Ye Xianghai said excitedly.

"nice one?"

Ye Rongrong was stunned for a moment, looked at the black plastic bag Ye Xianghai was carrying, and asked suspiciously: "The good thing you said, is it in this black plastic bag?"

"Yes, this is a treasure I bought from the market at a high price. Guess what it is."

Ye Xianghai said excitedly.

"How can you guess this!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

"What baby?"

Liu Qingqing came out of the house at this time, just in time to hear Ye Xianghai's words.

"Hehe, I'll open it for you to open your eyes!"

As he spoke, Ye Xianghai opened the black plastic bag, revealing a human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.

Judging from the appearance, this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum is also very male-like, because it even has male penis.

"This... what is this?"

Liu Qingqing asked with a blushing face.

Although Liu Qingqing has been in the countryside for more than two years, this is the first time she has seen Polygonum multiflorum, so naturally she doesn't know her.

"This is the thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, and it's all in human form. This is a big treasure."

Ye Xianghai said excitedly.

Polygonum multiflorum is a perennial twining vine of Polygonaceae. It has slender roots and ends in hypertrophic tubers. Its appearance is reddish brown to dark brown. It grows in valley shrubs, hillside forests, and rock crevices at the edge of ditches at an altitude of 200-3000 meters.

"It cost a lot of money to buy, right?"

Ye Rongrong glanced at the humanoid Polygonum multiflorum in Ye Xianghai's hand, and asked with a smile.

"That's, you don't know, just this thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, many people wanted to buy it, but I finally bought it for 10,000 yuan."

Ye Xianghai nodded and said.

It turned out that Ye Xianghai went to the market in the town to sell agricultural products today, and saw many people gathered around to watch the fun, out of curiosity, Ye Xianghai also went to have a look.

It turned out that a middle-aged man bought a fleece-flower root that looked like a human in the market.

According to the self-report of this middle-aged man, he discovered this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum by accident in the deep mountains and old forests. After checking the information, he realized that this Polygonum multiflorum absorbs the aura of nature. After thousands of years, it can take human form. , you can become a god.

The whole body of this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum is full of treasures, comparable to the efficacy of thousand-year-old ginseng. Originally, the middle-aged man did not want to sell it, but his daughter was seriously ill and urgently needed a sum of money, so he had no choice but to sell this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.

As long as the price is right, he will sell the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.

After all, with her daughter's illness, time can't wait!

After listening to the middle-aged man's self-report, many people at the scene offered to buy this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.

Seeing so many people wanting to buy this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum, Ye Xianghai was also moved.

Importantly, Ye Xianghai just read Lu Xun's "From Baicaoyuan to Sanwei Bookstore" a few days ago, and "human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum" was mentioned in it, which convinced Ye Xianghai that this human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum is real.

After all, even Mr. Lu Xun said that there is "human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum".

The most important thing is that Ye Xianghai is a fan of old martial arts novels. In old martial arts novels, besides the powerful martial arts cheats, the adventures of the protagonists come from the thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, the thousand-year snow lotus, and the ten-thousand-year vermilion fruit. The body has become extremely healthy, and all internal and external injuries can be healed.

"Ten thousand yuan? Old village chief, you want me to tell the truth,

Or is it a lie? "

Ye Rongrong looked at Ye Xianghai and said.

Buying this fleece-flower root for 10,000 yuan, the old village chief really lost a lot of money.

Polygonum multiflorum is actually a common Chinese herbal medicine. It is not precious in terms of ingredients. It usually costs a few yuan a catty. No matter what shape it looks, it is worth the price.

As for the so-called thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, apart from it appearing in martial arts novels, it is really hard to say whether it exists in reality. Anyway, according to the information in Ye Rongrong's mind, this thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum does not exist, and the maximum growth period of this Polygonum multiflorum is about a hundred years.

"Nonsense, of course you have to listen to the truth, who wants to listen to lies!"

Ye Xianghai looked at Ye Glory dissatisfied and said.

"To be honest, you have a human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum, which is really good, but this humanoid shape is made by others with a mold, not naturally formed. It can be said to be artificial Polygonum multiflorum, whether it is human-shaped or not, this artificial Polygonum multiflorum Not worth the money."

Ye Rongrong spoke the truth.

In fact, this "human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum" is a kind of scam. This scam appeared the year before last and deceived many middle-aged and elderly people.

After all, compared with young people, middle-aged and elderly people are more superstitious. There are also middle-aged and elderly people in rural areas who basically don't know how to surf the Internet, and many of them don't even know a single word.

Although the scam of "human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum" has been exposed many times on the Internet, most middle-aged and elderly people in rural areas don't know it.

This is why this scam has been exposed time and time again, yet many people are still being scammed.

In fact, there are three main methods of counterfeiting the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum: carving out palm hearts and banana roots; grafting with yam tubers; and cultivating in molds.

The human-shaped fleece-flower root that Ye Xianghai bought was cultivated in the mold.

This is why Ye Rongrong said that the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum is indeed Polygonum multiflorum, but it is not a thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum with spirituality.

"fake?"

Ye Xianghai looked at the humanoid Polygonum multiflorum in his hand in surprise, and asked Ye Rongrong.

Have you really been lied to?

"Yes, at the very least, the Polygonum multiflorum you bought is definitely not a wild Polygonum multiflorum, but an artificially cultivated Polygonum multiflorum."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

Wild Polygonum multiflorum and artificially cultivated Polygonum multiflorum can be distinguished from their appearance.

The surface of wild Polygonum multiflorum is relatively rough, uneven, the overall shape is irregular, and it is not easy to break. The artificial human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum is covered with white roots. It is relatively brittle and will break when it is folded. When the epidermis is cut, a white gelatinous liquid will flow out.

"I was tricked?"

Ye Xianghai was dumbfounded.

After all, it cost 10,000 yuan to buy it. Although thanks to Ye Rongrong's blessing in the past two years, everyone's income in the village has increased a lot, but 10,000 yuan is not a small number.

Ye Xianghai can only save so much money for half a year, and now he tells himself that he has been cheated, and the 10,000 yuan was wasted, Ye Xianghai really can't accept it.

"Although it's a bit cruel, I still have to tell the truth, old village chief, you were indeed deceived. The Polygonum multiflorum in your hand is worth a hundred yuan at most."

Ye Rongrong thought about it, and told the truth.

No matter what, the old village head still has to face the reality. If he doesn't tell him now, others will tell him in a few days.

"What, what can I do? I bought it for ten thousand yuan."

Ye Xianghai panicked.

After all, for the elderly in rural areas, money is very important. The 10,000 yuan that was cheated all of a sudden is unacceptable.

"There is no other way, call the police!"

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

Now the streets and roads are all monitored. As long as the police really want to catch a criminal, they can basically catch them.

In other places, Ye Rongrong is hard to say. In Taoyuan Village, as long as the villagers of Taoyuan Village call the police, Ye Rongrong believes that the police will not dare to be perfunctory.

After all, with my identity here, if they don't handle the case properly for the villagers in the village and pass it to me, I can make them lose their hats with a single phone call.

Don't look at the fact that many civil servants are clamoring about the low wages of civil servants, despising this and that, but if they are really asked to take off their official uniforms, they will be reluctant.

Hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of people compete for a civil servant position every year, and you know how precious this civil servant is.

"Then, I'm going to call the police now!"

Hearing what Ye Rongrong said, Ye Xianghai hurriedly called the police.

After all, there is hope of getting the money back, Ye Xianghai will not give up.

Fortunately, the liar who sold the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum is from Yangping County. The police quickly locked the suspect through surveillance, and it took only one day to catch the liar.

Ye Xianghai's money was also refunded.

This made Ye Rongrong couldn't help feeling that power is really good sometimes.

If it weren't for his own identity, the policeman's work efficiency would not be so fast. As for the defrauded money, it is basically impossible to get it back.

...

The leisurely days passed quickly, and before we knew it, there was only the last week left in 2017, and after this week, it was 2018 in the Gregorian calendar.

In foreign countries, now is the rhythm of Chinese New Year.

Don't ask me where I come from,

My hometown is far away,

why wander,

Wandering far away...

...

I was really watching the TV series "The Peacock Flies to the Southeast" with my wife, when suddenly my phone rang.

Ye Rongrong picked up the phone and looked, it was Yang Chunjie's call.

After pressing the answer button, Ye Rongrong said, "Dean Yang, it's so late, what's the matter?"

"Good thing, big good thing!"

Yang Chunjie said excitedly on the phone.

"Dean Yang, don't say anything great. You said something great last time. As a result, the Lasker Medical Award was ruined."

Ye Rongrong said with some dissatisfaction.

"You gave up the prize yourself, okay?"

Yang Chunjie said.

"Aren't I doing this for my dignity? We can't forget who our ancestors are for a broken prize!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"Don't worry about the Lasker Medical Award, I don't even look up to that now, our pursuit is higher now."

Yang Chunjie said.

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