The Local Lazy Man System

"Idiots, idiots, a bunch of idiots!"

Seeing that no one found himself talking, the parrot made a sound again.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and looked along the source of the sound. This time, everyone found that the owner of the sound was a parrot standing on a tree.

"Holding the grass, I was laughed at by a bird!"

At this time, Rhythm under the desk lamp also realized that it was a parrot who was mocking him just now, his face flushed immediately, and he said depressedly.

You can't compare yourself to a bird!

"This parrot is really beautiful and cute!"

Angel Erbao looked at the parrot on the tree with glowing eyes and said.

This parrot is really beautiful. It has a pair of shiny black eyes with patterns beside the eyelids. It is white, has a short neck, a pure red chest, and a straight back.

The colors on its wings are colorful and beautiful! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue from the beginning, like wearing a multicolored dress, with a slender tail.

"What's so cute, it's so annoying!"

Rhythm under the lamp said depressedly.

What a broken bird, even making fun of people.

Now the rhythm under the table lamp has stewed the heart of this parrot to eat meat.

"You hate it. A big man is being bullied by a hen. It's not shameful. If I were you, I would have found a hole and buried myself."

The parrot immediately countered.

"Hahaha!"

"Hehehe!"

Everyone laughed at the parrot's words.

"This parrot is too smart!"

"It doesn't look like it was taught, but it came out of its own thinking."

"Amazing!"

Immediately, everyone stared at the parrot on the tree and said as if they had discovered a new world.

This is the first time I have seen such a smart and spiritual parrot.

"asshole!"

This parrot was so irritating, the rhythm under the desk lamp became angry and ran to the tree, pinched the tree with his hands, and then shook it violently a few times.

"Hard, harder!"

"Why didn't you eat?"

"Is it not enough!"

"Is it impotent?"

...

The willow tree where the parrot was staying had a trunk about 20 centimeters thick. The rhythm under the lamp used all the force of feeding, except for a slight shaking, but the willow tree couldn't be helped.

He was constantly ridiculed by the parrot standing on the tree, and the rhythmic face under the desk lamp turned green in anger.

This man was said to be no good, which was no different from killing him.

What's more, being despised and ridiculed by a bird, now the rhythm under the desk lamp, I can't wait to pluck the feathers of this hateful parrot, stew it up and eat its meat.

"My God, this parrot is so amazing, it can use words freely."

Meng Feiyang said in shock.

"So, don't offend this bird, or you will suffer."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

This parrot is a domineering existence in his own yard. Except for Daofeng, other animals in this yard can't do anything to it.

Coupled with Liu Qingqing's favor, sometimes it dares not to listen to Ye Rongrong's words.

"Hermit, isn't this abominable parrot owned by your family?"

At this time, Rhythm under the desk lamp also understood that he could no longer shake the tree trunk in such a foolish way, as it would be of no help to the parrot.

Thinking of this parrot in Ye Rongrong's yard, the rhythm under the desk lamp felt that this hateful parrot had something to do with Ye Rongrong.

"Sakura, stop making trouble!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

Ye Rongrong shook his head involuntarily when he saw that the rhythm under the lamp was made angry by a bird.

This parrot is crazy, you really can't bicker with it, or you will be mad at you.

"Stop playing!"

Seeing that her master had spoken, Yingying knew that she could no longer bully this interesting person, so she had to fly elsewhere to play.

"Hermit, are all the birds in your house so heaven-defying?"

Angel Erbao looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

In this big yard,

I have seen too many amazing animals, wild boars bigger than tigers, big eagles taller than a person, and, what is that?

Angel Erbao looked at him in front of him in some horror.

"Is that really a big white goose?"

Others also noticed a huge white goose in front of them, a big white goose with the height of an adult, it was really unseen and unheard of.

"That's our big white goose. I don't know how it grew to be so big."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

After all, I can't tell anyone that this big white goose grew up like this because it drank the "advanced plant nutrient solution".

"It's amazing, can I take a photo with it?"

The second treasure angel asked with bright eyes.

"Of course, Bailong, come here!"

Ye Rongrong shouted to the big white goose and white dragon.

I don't know if it's because of the "advanced plant nutrient solution". This big white goose is very smart and can basically understand the meaning of human words.

"It's amazing, this big white goose can understand what we say?"

Fu Xiaochen said in surprise.

Why are the animals in Ye Rongrong's family so smart that they can understand people's speech.

"It can understand our words, so you should praise it a lot. When it is happy, it may even be carried around the lake with you on its back."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

"Really, can I still ride this big white goose?"

The second treasure angel asked with bright eyes.

If it is possible to do that, it would be great. If I post the photo of myself riding a big white goose swimming in the lake on WeChat, I will definitely envy many friends.

"Of course, it depends on your abilities!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Mengmeng, come here!"

Ye Rongrong shouted to Xiao Mengmeng who was playing with some bears from the village not far away.

"Uncle, did you call me?"

The little sister trotted over, looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"Mengmeng, take these big brothers and sisters for a walk around the yard."

Ye Rongrong said to Xiaomengmeng.

After all, the animals in my yard recognize people. If a stranger wanders in the yard, he will definitely be attacked by the animals in the yard.

With Xiaomengmeng here, there is no such worry.

"Why do we become big brothers and big sisters? This generation is wrong!"

Rhythm under the desk lamp said with some dissatisfaction.

This little Mengmeng is called Uncle Ye Rongyao, and this is called her big brother and big sister. Isn't this Ye Rongyao obviously taking advantage of her people.

"Hehehe, well, I'm going to prepare dinner for you, and you go shopping slowly."

Ye Rongrong said, and walked into the yard. He hadn't cooked a big meal for a long time, and Ye Rongrong was going to show Erbao Angels their skills.

...

“What a sumptuous dinner!”

"It's really delicious in color and fragrance, I'm watering when I look at it!"

"Hermit, is this really your dish?"

The Second Treasure Angel asked suspiciously.

You know, such a table of color and fragrance that makes people drool when they look at it, cannot be prepared by professional chefs with superb cooking skills.

"This is a dish made by my husband. You are lucky to be able to eat dishes made by my husband. My husband hasn't cooked a big meal for a long time!"

Liu Qingqing said.

It seems that my husband is in a good mood today, and he has been cooking as a chef.

"Sit down, everyone, and you're welcome."

Ye Rongrong called everyone to sit down.

The dishes Ye Rongrong made today are based on the regional tastes of the few people who came to his house today. Ye Rongrong made Sichuan cuisine boiled cabbage and Kung Pao chicken; Cuisine Jiuzhuan large intestine, sweet and sour carp; Zhejiang cuisine Song Sao fish; Hunan cuisine: chopped pepper fish head, homemade tofu; Anhui cuisine tiger skin tofu; Northeast cuisine chicken stewed mushrooms.

There are a total of twelve major dishes, all of which are representative dishes of each cuisine.

A real chef is not how delicious the dishes he makes, but that he makes dishes with different tastes according to the tastes of different local people.

Because there are people from all over the world who came to my house today, Ye Rongrong also cooked a table of dishes from all over the world.

It is guaranteed that everyone can taste delicious dishes that suit their own taste.

"Come on, all great writers, have a taste of my craftsmanship and see if it suits your taste."

Seeing everyone, Ye Rongrong was still reserved and embarrassed to move his chopsticks first, and said warmly to everyone.

"This dish is absolutely amazing!"

"This is even better than the dishes made by the chefs at the state banquet!"

"Hermit, your culinary skills are superb. If you open a restaurant, you will definitely make a fortune."

"Open a restaurant to make money, are you kidding me, do you think the hermit will be short of money?"

"This steamed sea bass is the best dish I've ever had."

Although the rhythm under the table lamp was different for the first bites of the dishes, after the dishes were eaten, the thoughts were the same.

The taste of this dish is really amazing, it is really this dish that should only be found in the sky, it is rare to taste it a few times in the world!

Under the lure of Ye Rongrong's delicious food, everyone let go of their restraint, and the frequency of chopsticks waving and chewing gradually increased.

This is the most delicious, most dripping, and happiest meal they have ever eaten.

"Everyone, don't just eat vegetables, come and have a drink!"

Ye Rongrong raised his glass and said.

This friend is here, how can there be no fine wine to entertain him.

Ye Rongrong took out a kind of fine wine that he brewed from the cellar. This was the first time that Ye Glory unsealed the fine wine he brewed last time.

"Come on, let's all thank the hermit family for their warm hospitality and specially prepared such a sumptuous dinner for us."

Mantis picked up the wine glass and said to everyone.

"Yes, this first cup is thanks to the hermit for his hospitality."

Everyone immediately responded and raised their glasses to toast Ye Rongrong.

"Everyone, please be polite, don't say anything else, just drink this glass of wine."

After Ye Rongrong picked up the wine glass and finished speaking, he drank a glass of white wine into his stomach.

The wine in this glass is the baijiu brewed by Ye Rongrong. The softness of this baijiu is like a beautiful woman's whispering soft words, and the light sweet fragrance is like a beautiful woman's exhalation like orchid; Whirling neon clothes...

After drinking a cup, many heroes only love good wine, not beautiful women.

After a glass of wine, everyone was silent for a while, deeply savoring the lingering aftertaste of this fine wine several times.

"This wine is dead!"

"The wine is good, let's drink more."

...

The drinking didn't end until ten o'clock in the evening, Ye Rongrong was not drunk, the rhythm group under the lamp was already drunk.

Because Ye Rongrong's yard couldn't accommodate so many people at once, Ye Rongrong sent them to the dormitory of the "Home for the Elderly" to rest.

Fortunately, all the way to the "Home for the Elderly", these people also lost a lot of alcohol, and when they arrived at the "Home for the Elderly", these people fell asleep on the bed.

After settling these people down, Ye Rongrong walked on the road in the village alone.

"Ok!"

Ye Rongrong suddenly remembered something.

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