The Local Lazy Man System

"I have been learning Taijiquan from Master Li for more than three years. Every time I push hands with the master, I can feel a strong oppressive force, which makes me have to jump backwards to release the force. Make yourself comfortable."

A middle-aged man in black said to the camera.

"Tai Chi, as a traditional martial art in China, has always been considered as a health exercise for the elderly to strengthen their bodies. In fact, real Tai Chi is very powerful, especially for a famous Tai Chi master like Master Li."

"I am very grateful to Master Li for showing us the power of Tai Chi. At the end of the show, we invited an audience member to experience the subtlety of Tai Chi. Master Li, is this okay?"

The hostess asked Master Li with a microphone.

"No problem, of course there is no problem."

After a moment of silence, Master Li nodded and said.

It's just that the hostess suddenly added such a link, which made Master Li very unhappy.

But in such a large audience, it is difficult for Master Li to refuse.

After all, to be able to be on this level of TV station this time, I found a lot of contacts and spent a lot of money.

Master Li didn't want anything to go wrong in the end.

"That's great. Who in the audience is willing to go on stage and experience Master Li's 'fighting cattle across mountains'?"

The hostess looked at the crowd watching and asked.

After all, the hostess also felt that Master Li's performance was too exaggerated.

Is this traditional martial art really so mysterious?

So the hostess would like to invite a crowd of onlookers to experience for themselves the kung fu of "fighting cattle across the mountain", whether it is so mysterious.

The onlookers looked at each other, and many of them were ready to come out and try the feeling of "fighting cattle across the mountain".

"Everyone, let me first declare that fighting cattle across the mountains is dangerous. After all, ordinary people can't lose this part of their strength. Those with poor physical fitness can easily lose their lives, so you have to try fighting cattle across the mountains. People who are good at kung fu, for the sake of safety, it is best to have people with martial arts skills."

"After all, this martial art is not just for fun. If one is not good, you will be killed or injured."

Master Li saw that many people were eager to try, so he took the microphone and said to everyone.

"No way? And life is safe?"

"Death or injury? It's kind of scary!"

"Is what she said true or false? Isn't it to scare us?"

"It's very possible, why don't you try it?"

"Why do I try, why don't you try?"

"It's better to believe it than to believe it, it's better not to take risks!"

"Don't try it, if it is true that you will die or be injured as this Tai Chi master said, what do you want me to do?"

"She must be scaring people, not as exaggerated as she said?"

"Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, anyway, you are not allowed to go!"

...

The onlookers, who were still eager to try, began to discuss one after another.

Although everyone felt that what this Tai Chi master said was mostly intended to frighten people, but everyone dared not take risks!

Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case, if you are really killed or injured, your intestines will regret it by then, and it will be too late.

This person is naturally fearful, and when he heard that there was danger, everyone froze in fear.

Although a few young men still wanted to go up and try, they were stopped by his family and friends.

It's better not to go forward to such a dangerous matter.

After all, laymen really don't know about kung fu. If there is qigong, it will be death or injury.

Don't take this risk.

"System task, expose this fake kung fu master, the lazy system rewards 100 glory points."

Just when Ye Rongrong couldn't stand it anymore and was about to leave, the electronically synthesized sound of "Lazy System" rang in Ye Rongrong's mind.

"Brother Ye, what's the matter?"

Seeing Ye Rongrong stop, Zhang Hanyun asked suspiciously.

"nothing,

I want to try Master Li's kung fu. "

Ye Rongrong said.

"No, Brother Ye, that's too dangerous!"

Zhao Liying said hurriedly.

"Yeah, big brother, let's not join in the fun. I often see this Master Li on the Internet. She is really a master of Taijiquan!"

Yang Xiaozi also persuaded Ye Rongrong.

Although Yang Xiaozi also felt that this Master Li's "fighting cattle across the mountain" was a bit exaggerated, but he is a Tai Chi master after all, so he must have some real skills.

If this hurts Brother Ye, it will be really troublesome.

"Don't worry, I'm not that fragile. She can hurt me with such a light push."

Ye Rongrong said confidently.

Now that Ye Rongrong's "Iron Cloth Shirt" is a big success, even if this Master Li really knows how to "beat cattle across mountains", Ye Rongrong is not worried that this Master Li will hurt himself, let alone she is a fake.

"Then... Brother Ye, be careful."

Zhang Hanyun said to Ye Rongrong with concern.

Zhang Hanyun knew what Brother Ye had decided, and she couldn't persuade her, so she could only hope that he would be careful.

"Has anyone come to experience the 'Beat the Cows Over the Mountains'?"

Seeing that no one went up for a long time, the hostess couldn't help asking.

As for what Master Li said, it is easy to cause either death or injury, the hostess really doesn't believe it.

"What? No one is willing to come up?"

Seeing that no one came to try his "fighting cattle across the mountain", Master Li knew that the onlookers were frightened by him.

asked proudly.

"I'm here to try Master Li's Fighting Cows Over Mountains."

Ye Rongrong walked out of the crowd wearing sunglasses and said.

Now Ye Rongrong is a celebrity anyway. Although he is not as well-known as a celebrity, he is still a public figure.

If you don't wear sunglasses, maybe a few people in this scenic spot will recognize you.

So when I visited the Qingming Riverside Scenic Spot with Zhang Hanyun and the others, Ye Rongrong had been wearing sunglasses all the time. Now that he was going to play, facing so many onlookers and the audience in front of the TV series, Ye Rongrong would naturally not wear the sunglasses It was removed.

"What's the name of this gentleman?"

Seeing that someone finally came on stage, the hostess hurriedly greeted Ye Rongrong and said.

"My surname is Ye!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"Hi sir, thank you very much for coming to experience Taijiquan's 'Beat the Cow Over a Mountain'. Excuse me, are you nervous or scared now?"

The hostess asked Ye Rongrong with a microphone.

"Not afraid, not nervous!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

The current Ye Rongrong is a person who has seen many big scenes. On such occasions, Ye Rongrong is not nervous.

Fear?

It is estimated that it is not me who is afraid now, but that Master Li and her disciples.

"Don't be afraid, don't be nervous, it seems that Mr. Ye is also a martial arts practitioner?"

The hostess looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"I can't be considered a martial arts practitioner. I have learned how to handle crops in the countryside for one or two years."

Ye Rongrong said.

"Mr. Ye is a person who has practiced martial arts. That's great. I wonder if Mr. Ye can take off the sunglasses so that everyone can see Mr. Ye's demeanor."

Seeing Ye Rongrong wearing a big sunglasses, the hostess said.

"I still don't want it. It's not good to show your face. If some people become angry, they will find me in trouble in the future."

Ye Rongrong looked at Master Li's position and said.

"It's crazy!"

One of Master Li's disciples wearing a black shirt immediately looked at Ye Rongrong with dissatisfaction, and whispered to his brothers.

"Don't worry, when he cries!"

"Don't kill him, but find a way to disable him, it's still no problem!"

Several disciples of Master Li were whispering.

"There are so many people watching now, and the show is still being recorded, so don't add extra details, and wait until the end of the recorded show to discuss everything."

Master Li obviously heard the conversation of several of his disciples, and immediately said seriously.

Now that the show is being recorded in public, there must be no trouble.

Otherwise, the one affected would be himself and his own martial arts school.

"yes!"

Seeing that their master has said that, these disciples naturally dare not say anything.

...

"okay then!"

Seeing that Ye Rongrong was not willing to take off the sunglasses, the hostess did not force her, she took Ye Rongrong to Master Li and said: "Master Li, this Mr. Ye wants to experience the kung fu of 'fighting cattle across the mountain'. "

"very good!"

Master Li looked at Ye Rongrong's burly figure, nodded and continued, "Which martial art do you practice?"

"Practice casually, it's very complicated!"

Ye Rongrong looked at this Master Li and said the same.

This Master Li looks like he is in his fifties or sixties, but he has a bit of a fairy air.

After seeing these big fools in the martial arts world, they also attach great importance to image engineering.

"Have you thought about it? If you can't stand my inner strength, you will be easily injured, and you may lose your life in serious cases. You should think about it again."

Master Li looked at Ye Rongrong and persuaded him kindly.

"Don't think about it, Master Li, I really want to see your kung fu of 'fighting cattle across mountains'."

Ye Rongrong directly rejected the kindness of Master Li and said.

"Ok!"

Seeing that Ye Rongrong was determined to see his own kung fu of "fighting cattle across mountains", Master Li could only helplessly agree.

"Just stand here and don't move!"

Master Li glanced at a group of her disciples, and said to Ye Rongrong.

"it is good!"

Ye Rongrong nodded and stood still.

No matter what tricks Master Li plays, Ye Rongrong will accompany him.

Ye Rongrong didn't believe that Master Li was able to "beat a cow across the mountain" and knocked himself into the air.

Following Master Li's gaze, her dozen or so disciples lined up behind Ye Rongrong, and Ye Rongrong was at the front of the line, facing Master Li directly.

"Have you thought about it? It's too late to quit now!"

Master Li looked at Ye Rongrong and said.

"Let's get started! Don't waste everyone's time."

Ye Rongrong said impatiently.

"It's true that you are born in a cottage and are not afraid of tigers. You are so crazy!"

Master Li looked at Ye Rongrong dissatisfiedly and said.

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