The Local Lazy Man System

"Shaohua's wife is so beautiful!"

Ma Juanjuan looked enviously at Zhu Xiaohong who was held in Ma Shaohua's arms, and said to Ye Rongrong who was beside her.

As a woman, Ma Juanjuan also hopes that one day her Prince Charming will marry her like this.

It's just that these years of living in big cities have made Ma Juanjuan's eyesight become higher, and she doesn't like the boys in the countryside anymore.

From Ma Juanjuan's point of view, she would rather marry an uncle in the metropolis than marry a young man in the countryside. She is used to life in the big city, and Ma Juanjuan can no longer accept this rural life.

But the men in Shanghai have high vision and look down on girls from other places, especially women like me who are engaged in that special industry, let alone men from other places.

Although I know a few rich and rich young people, they just treat themselves as playthings.

What Ma Juanjuan wants is a man who truly loves her, a man who can provide her with a surplus of life.

It's a pity that such a request seems simple, but it is so difficult to find, either I don't like it, or I like the other party, and the other party is unwilling to accept me.

"Actually, you are also very beautiful. Believe in yourself, and you will find your own happiness."

Ye Rongrong said.

In terms of appearance, in fact, Ma Juanjuan is still above Zhu Xiaohong, but today is Zhu Xiaohong's home game. Wearing a white wedding dress and delicate makeup, Zhu Xiaohong looks extraordinarily beautiful.

"Well, thank you!"

For some reason, Ma Juanjuan was particularly moved when she heard Ye Rongrong's words.

This man who almost became his guest was really a good man.

But Ma Juanjuan knew in her heart that he was not the right one in her life, and she was not qualified to be his Snow White.

...

Princess Ma Shaohua got out of the car with Zhu Xiaohong in her arms. Ma Shaohua's sister immediately put up a red umbrella to cover their heads from the sun, and protected them as they walked towards the door.

Holding a red umbrella for the bride originated from the mythical age of China.

Legend has it that when the universe first opened, there were only two brothers and sisters, Nuwa, in the world. In order to reproduce human beings, brothers and sisters had to be husband and wife.

But they felt shy again, so the brothers and sisters went up to the top of the mountain and prayed to the sky: "If the sky agrees with my brother~sister as husband~wife, let the clouds in the sky gather together; if not, call them Let go."

As soon as the words fell, the clouds slowly moved closer and finally gathered into one.

Therefore, Nuwa married her brother. In order to cover up her face, Nuwa used grass as a fan to block her face. Fan and thatch have the same pronunciation, which means cover.

However, covering the face with a fan is not as soft, simple, and beautiful as silk fabrics. Therefore, covering the face with a fan is gradually replaced by the head covering.

In the past, it was the matchmaker who carried the bride on her back. This was to prevent the bride's evil spirit from "shocking the sky and the ground".

In modern society, with the invasion of Western culture, the traditional Mongolian scarlet silk and satin hijab is gradually not liked by young people, so umbrellas are used instead of scarlet silk and satin hijabs to become popular in rural China.

If a bride gets married while pregnant, she will use a black umbrella instead.

Of course, it is particular about holding a red umbrella for the bride.

In Chinese traditional culture, the bride's position on the wedding day is very important, but no matter how big she is, she can't be bigger than the sky, so the red umbrella protects her when she walks, but she can't compete with the sky.

At the same time, holding a red umbrella at the door on the wedding day usually means giving birth to a precious child early, full of children and grandchildren, and blooming branches and leaves.

In the wedding customs in many places, the bridesmaids are usually asked to open the red umbrella when the bride takes the first step, and then escort the bride to the car all the time.

However, there are taboos for holding a red umbrella in this wedding.

First of all, you can't open the umbrella inside the house, because opening the umbrella inside the house will hurt the auspicious atmosphere of the wedding. Usually, the umbrella is opened when the going out ceremony is held at the door.

Secondly, the color of the umbrella is bright red, which is full of positive emotions such as justice and enthusiasm. Where there is righteousness, evil spirits cannot invade.

In addition, old umbrellas cannot be used, nor can they be rented or borrowed. They must be newly purchased umbrellas that have not been used by others, because this is the most precious time in life, and no one likes to use other people's second-hand luck.

Of course, the red umbrella that has greeted the bride cannot be given to the newcomer. The homonym of umbrella is San, and sending an umbrella means to disperse and break up.

After stepping on the brazier and stepping over stones, the newlyweds finally entered the house after suffering.

Next is the bride and the bridesmaids into the new house to rest.

At this time, many people gathered outside the new house, especially children. Besides wanting to see the bride, they were also waiting for the bride to throw wedding candy and wedding money.

There is this custom in many places in China. On the day of the wedding, when the bride enters the new house, she throws wedding candy and wedding money to the people outside the house, so that everyone can grab it, which means to make everyone happy.

Soon the windows of the new house opened, and the bride Zhu Xiaohong kept grabbing candies and coins from the fruit plate in the hands of the bridesmaids and threw them out.

These things are already prepared at the groom's home, and the bride only needs to be responsible for throwing these candies and coins.

As the bride threw out the candies and coins, the children and women who had been waiting outside began to rush to pick them up.

Only those big men watched happily from the side, and didn't participate in it, mainly because men still value face.

...

The bride has a short rest, and according to the wedding procedure, it is the beginning of the marriage ceremony!

There is a host for this marriage ceremony, and now Ma Shaohua's family does not lack that money, so they invited a wedding company to plan the wedding.

This thing used to be popular in big cities, but in the past few years, people in rural areas have started to hire wedding companies when they get married.

After all, marriage is a lifetime event. Whether it is the couple or the couple's parents, they all want to make the wedding a prosperous and lively one.

"Then next, we will invite our two newlyweds to give a wedding gift to all the guests present, and the bride and groom are ready to stand up."

With the voice of the wedding host, Ma Shaohua and Zhu Xiaohong began to worship and get married.

"The groom and the bride turn their backs. The world is big. First of all, we must worship the world and thank God for this marriage."

"One bow to the world, one bow, thank God, finally waited for this day; two bows, thank you, she is his tonight; three bows, thank God for being a matchmaker and the earth for being a concubine, fly together, and get married!"

"Friends, let us sincerely bless the couple, cheer for them, applaud them, and for their perfect union, let us once again warmly applaud and wish the couple a bright future!"

"Whoever says that the heart of an inch of grass can be rewarded with three springs, parents have dyed their hair white for the growth of their children, and have exhausted their efforts. As the saying goes: Water has its source, and trees have roots. Children should not forget their parents' nurturing grace. Now they get married and start a family business. , Respect the elders, respect the virtuous and filial parents."

"Now that the bride and groom are married, they really want to thank their parents for their kindness in raising them. Next, they bow twice, bow once, thank them for their upbringing, bow again, thank them for bringing them up, bow three times, and honor their parents forever!"

"Today, the sun is shining brightly, and the sky and the earth are dancing together in beautiful neon clothes. Tonight, the stars are shining brightly, and two new dazzling stars have been added to the amorous night."

"The groom, Mr. Ma Shaohua, and the bride, Ms. Zhu Xiaohong, are in love with each other and have a lifelong heart. They walked happily into the hall of marriage on the bright red carpet."

"From then on, they will lean on each other, love each other, hold hands to support the blue sky of love, and walk through the years of life hand in hand."

"Okay, next is the husband and wife worship. Please turn left and right for the two newcomers. Let's take a look. Whoever bows deeply means who loves each other more deeply."

"He is born with a talent and a beautiful woman, and he only envies mandarin ducks and not immortals."

"A beautiful bride is like a glass of rose wine, and the groom is the wine glass, so slowly savor the taste of the fusion."

"It's fate and fate that unites this couple who love their lives so sweetly that they've been inseparable ever since! It's heaven and earth that unites this pair of heart-to-heart couples lovingly and lovingly, and they will be happy forever from now on."

"The bride and groom bow once, respect and love each other, bow again, grow old together, bow three times, and stay together forever!"

...

After three prostrations and nine bows, the marriage prostration is over. According to rural customs, Ma Shaohua and Zhu Xiaohong are now the real husband and wife.

After the marriage ceremony was over, everyone took their seats and began to eat the banquet. Ye Rongrong, as Ma Shaohua's mentor, had a high status, so he was naturally arranged at the most important table, sitting with Ma Shaohua's elders.

Not long after entering the table, the bride and groom began to serve tea.

"There is a saying, one day is a teacher, life is a father, the teacher's kindness is mighty, let our new couple offer tea to the teacher!"

In order to show respect and gratitude to Ye Rongrong, the newcomer came to offer tea, and he was the first to offer tea to Ye Rongrong.

"Teacher, please drink tea!"

Zhu Xiaohong picked up a cup of "Wanglaoji" from the plate, and respectfully offered tea to Ye Rongrong with both hands.

Nowadays, newcomers basically use "Wanglaoji" instead of traditional tea for convenience.

"Okay, congratulations!"

Ye Rongrong took the tea and said happily.

As a teacher, Ye Rongrong was very happy to see his students getting married.

Being a teacher for a day and a father for life, Ye Rongrong really regards his students as his own children, and hopes that they will get married, start a career, and live a happy life.

"The groom kneels and salutes to his mentor!"

As the host's voice fell, Ma Shaohua knelt down and bowed to Ye Rongrong.

In rural areas, on the wedding day, the bride offers tea to the elders, and the groom bows to the elders. There is no rule on how many times to bow.

"Okay, that's fine."

After seeing Ma Shaohua kowtow to himself three times, Ye Rongrong helped Ma Shaohua up, and gave them a big red envelope and said, "Congratulations, I wish you a happy life together."

The newcomer offered tea to the elders, and the elders wanted to give red envelopes.

"The next one will offer tea to uncle..."

...

On the day after the wedding, Ye Rongrong declined the invitation of Ma Shaohua's family to stay, and went to the town to take a long-distance bus back to the city to take a train to go home.

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