The Local Lazy Man System

"Uncle, you talk nonsense, why don't I let you have breakfast?"

Wang Meng looked at Ye Rongrong with some doubts and asked. Yes) Meaning) Thinking) Book) School)

"I'm about to have breakfast, and you're still sweeping the floor. The yard is full of dust, how can I eat!"

Ye Rongrong pointed to the broom in Wang Meng's hand and said.

"Hehe, then I'll wait until you finish eating before sweeping. By the way, uncle, do you want me to dance for you after you eat?"

Wang Meng looked at Ye Rongrong with a smile and said.

"There's nothing to be courteous about, and you're even going to dance for me. I think you probably have something to ask me. Tell me, what is it!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just that we will hold a graduation reunion in a few days. Uncle, I want you to accompany me."

Wang Meng said.

The college entrance examination is over, and the volunteers have been filled out. The current high school students will gather for the last time. To put it bluntly, it is a carnival to celebrate everyone's graduation.

"You are all young people, why am I an uncle in the past, don't go!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head directly and said.

"Uncle, please, please go with me."

Wang Meng immediately said pleadingly.

Generally speaking, everyone in the class reunion after the college entrance examination is crazy. After all, everyone will be in different places, and whether they can get together in the future is a problem.

This class reunion will definitely last all night. Wang Meng wants the uncle to go with him, at least to make some boys who have unreasonable thoughts about him and want to confess to him give up.

After graduation, everyone will be separated. Male and female students who have a crush on each other will also take the opportunity to confess their love, and take advantage of this class reunion to achieve good things.

Some unrequited loves will also take the opportunity to confess the goddess in their hearts, and even take advantage of this class reunion to drink alcohol to their favorite female classmate and take advantage of her.

"I really won't go!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

What is a generation gap? There is a ten-year age difference between me and Wang Meng's classmates. This generation gap is big, and it is meaningless to go there.

What's more, it's the summer solstice, and the weather is so hot that it makes people limp. As a lazy person, Ye Rongrong still likes to stay at home.

"Uncle, just go with me, don't you worry that I'm a girl who won't come home at night?"

Wang Meng said coquettishly.

"That's right. I'll let Ma Yu go with you. With her here, nothing will happen."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

Since Wang Meng stayed here, Ye Rongrong felt that he was responsible for her personal safety.

Let Ma Yu go with her, there must be no problem with safety.

Besides, it's just to participate in a class reunion, and it's not a dragon's pool or a tiger's den, so there are so many dangers!

"I hate it, I won't tell you!"

Hearing that Ye Rongrong didn't accompany her to the class reunion, Wang Meng got a little angry, turned around and went out to play in the yard.

"What happened to Mengmeng?"

Liu Qingqing came out with a plate, just in time to see Wang Meng walking out of the yard with an unhappy face, so she asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing, she wants me to accompany her to the class reunion, but I didn't agree, I'm getting emotional!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Oh!"

Upon hearing that it was the case, Liu Qingqing didn't say anything, after all, Liu Qingqing didn't want her man to accompany other girls to any class reunion.

Although she always regarded Wang Meng as her younger sister, it didn't mean Liu Qingqing didn't mind that Wang Meng got close to her husband.

"Hurry up and have breakfast, today is your favorite potato porridge."

Liu Qingqing said.

This potato porridge is very simple to cook, just put some small potatoes in the pressure cooker that cooks the porridge and cook together.

The porridge cooked in this way basically does not need other side dishes when eating, and this potato is the best side dish.

When Ye Rongrong was a child, he often ate such potato porridge in summer.

It's just that when I grow up, the living conditions are better, especially after my parents passed away, I haven't eaten much potato porridge.

No, it's hot these days, Ye Rongrong suggested cooking this potato porridge in the morning.

"Hehe, it's better to be a man with a wife. You can eat whatever you like."

Ye Rongrong said happily.

"Just know that I'm good, eat quickly, and help kill a rooster after eating."

Liu Qingqing said.

"Kill a cock? Why kill a cock?"

Ye Rongrong asked with some doubts.

"Today is Grandpa Fifth's 63rd birthday. I killed a chicken and stewed it. I will send it to him later."

Liu Qingqing said.

In the rural areas of Yangping County, when the elderly celebrate their birthdays, the daughters will give them stewed tonics as an expression of filial piety.

In the past, it was basically stewed trotters, stewed roosters, or stewed rabbits.

But in recent years, everyone is used to buying supplements for the elderly.

It is convenient to send supplements, you can buy them in the store, and they can be stored for a long time.

Unlike stewed trotters, stewed chicken, and stewed rabbits, which are freshly stewed, they are fine in winter, but they can't be left for two days in summer.

Grandfather Fifth's children are all out of town, and when this birthday comes, there will be no children to show filial piety in front of him.

These years, Ye Glory's mother celebrated Fifth Grandpa's birthday. Since Ye Glory's mother passed away, Liu Qingqing took over to celebrate Fifth Grandpa's birthday every year.

"Ok!"

This kind of work of catching and killing chickens is naturally done by myself, especially the roosters raised at home, all of them are very ferocious, and most people can't do anything to them.

After breakfast, Ye Rongrong wandered around the courtyard.

Ye Rongrong's chickens are all free-range, that is, they run around in the big yard.

So if you want to catch this cock, just walk around the yard and you will meet it.

There are fifty or sixty chickens raised in Ye Rongrong's yard. The main reason is that if there are too many chickens, it will make the yard dirty and smelly. Therefore, Ye Rongrong now limits the number of chickens, ducks and geese.

Soon, Ye Rongrong saw a flock of chickens strolling in the yard. There were ten chickens in this flock, two of which were roosters.

"It's you!"

Ye Rongrong immediately chose the biggest rooster, which weighed about five or six catties, mainly because Ye Rongrong's food was so good that the chickens in Ye Rongrong's yard grew very fast.

After selecting the target, Ye Rongyao came to the big rooster in a flash. Before the big cock could react, Ye Rongyao grabbed the big rooster's wings.

For ordinary people, it is very difficult to catch this big cock, but for the non-human Ye Rongrong, it is really too easy.

"Oh... oh... oh..."

Suddenly Ye Rongrong grabbed it, and the big rooster screamed in fear and struggled desperately.

But in Ye Rongrong's hands, it is basically impossible for it to break free.

The hen was much less courageous than the rooster, and immediately fled around, but the other big rooster stared at Ye Rongrong covetously, wanting to rescue his partner from Ye Rongrong's grasp.

"What, you want to be plucked and stewed too?"

Ye Rongrong looked at the rooster that wanted to fight with him and said.

"Oh... oh... oh..."

The big rooster yelled at Ye Rongrong, and hurried to the nearby grass.

This is because Ye Rongrong is afraid that he will also catch it and stew it.

"Oh... oh... oh..."

The rooster in Ye Rongrong's hand crowed miserably, and it probably understood that this time it was more than good luck.

"Okay, it's useless for you to shout again, who made you unlucky."

As Ye Rongrong said, he grabbed the big rooster and walked towards the kitchen.

There is particularity in killing chickens, and the blood must be bled at the neck of the chicken, otherwise the chicken will not die.

Ye Rongrong remembered the first time he killed a chicken. Because he didn't know how to kill it, the chicken didn't seem to be in trouble. It spread its wings and flew all over the yard, making the whole yard bloody and scary.

But for Ye Rongrong now, it is too easy to kill a chicken. Once the knife is cut, the blood of the chicken will flow down from the neck, and soon there will be more than half a bowl of bright red chicken blood. He lost too much blood and died.

The rest of the work is simple, that is, plucking the chicken. Before plucking, the chicken should be scalded with hot water, so that the chicken feathers can be easily pulled out.

After soaking the big cock in hot water for five minutes, Ye Rongrong lifted the big cock and quickly plucked the feathers.

After a while, a big white, tender and hairless rooster appeared in Ye Rongrong's hands. After the cock was plucked, it weighed about four catties or less than five catties.

"for you!"

Ye Rongrong handed the white, tender and hairless cock to Liu Qingqing and said.

I am only responsible for killing the chicken and plucking the feathers, the rest is for Liu Qingqing and Aunt Wang to do.

Ye Rongrong got up and looked at the rooster feathers on the ground, after thinking about it, he picked some beautiful chicken feathers and took them away.

Ye Rongrong is planning to make a beautiful shuttlecock for Xiaomengmeng.

When Ye Rongrong was a child, the shuttlecocks played by the girls in the village were basically made of chicken feathers by themselves, and they seldom spent money to buy them in stores.

At that time, kicking shuttlecock and jumping rubber bands were girls' favorite games.

But now they are all replaced by mobile phones.

Now the hand is almost omnipotent. Whether it is an ignorant child or an old man in his forties, now he likes to play with his mobile phone.

Especially young people, if they don't have a mobile phone with them on this day, they will feel uncomfortable.

...

After lunch, Liu Qingqing and Aunt Wang carried Dudu to Grandpa Fifth's house to deliver the stewed chicken. The bored Ye Rongrong lay under the longan tree in the yard to enjoy the coolness.

Under the longan tree, enjoying the cool wind from the mountains is much better than staying in an air-conditioned room, at least there is no such dry feeling that makes men uncomfortable.

Lying down, Ye Rongrong fell asleep.

"Wow woof woof..."

The sleeping Ye Rongrong was woken up by "Xiao Bai"'s cry.

"How long have I been sleeping? Why is it getting dark?"

Ye Rongrong opened his eyes, a little surprised, because the sky has darkened.

But soon Ye Rongrong noticed that the sky was gloomy, and the dark clouds seemed to be within reach on the top of the mountain, and it looked like it was going to rain.

"I'm afraid it's going to rain heavily in this weather."

Seeing the scene in front of him, Ye Rongrong knew that it was going to rain, and it was a sign of heavy rain.

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