The Local Lazy Man System

After looking at the mound of soil covering the prairie mosquitoes, Ye Rongrong left.

I believe that with these prairie mosquitoes as nourishment, grass will grow quickly in this soil.

With the "detection technique", Ye Rongrong quickly picked up a large bag of cow dung. The grassland herdsmen burned cow dung. Cow dung is pronounced "Giwang" in Mongolian, and it is the treasure of the herdsmen. Nothing can replace the Gumon people's deep affection for cow dung.

Recently, the weather has been fine and sunny, and the climate is sunny and dry. The cow dung has been dried and turned into an excellent fuel.

The grassland cow dung has been dried by nature, so it doesn't smell bad at all, otherwise Ye Rongrong really doesn't want to pick up cow dung.

...

Before the sky completely darkened, Ye Rongrong returned to the camp.

"husband……"

"Brother-in-law..."

"dad……"

"boss……"

Seeing Ye Rongrong's figure appear, Liu Qingqing and his group greeted him excitedly.

Ye Rongrong is the backbone of this group of people, without this backbone, everyone has always been very uneasy.

Now that they finally saw Ye Rongrong's figure, everyone couldn't help but affirm it.

Ye Rongrong belongs to the kind of existence that gives people a complete sense of security.

With him here, if he collapses, no one is afraid.

"Hehe, I'm not coming back now. Seeing how nervous you are, have the tents been set up yet?"

Ye Rongrong asked with a smile.

"Brother-in-law, it's all set up, I put in a lot of effort this time."

Liu Xiaohui hurriedly said to Ye Rongrong to take credit.

"hehe, not bad!"

Ye Rongrong rarely praised Liu Xiaohui, which made Liu Xiaohui very excited.

"Boss, will the swarm of mosquitoes still fly over?"

Nangong Ziyan asked worriedly.

After all, the overwhelming mosquito swarm just now was really terrifying.

If it weren't for the sudden tornado that swept away the overwhelming mosquito swarms, it would be too dangerous.

Nangong Ziyan, as a special soldier, has also been to this grassland to perform missions, but she has never encountered such a terrifying scene.

You must know that this is more terrifying than the locusts all over the sky. After all, locusts eat crops, but this mosquito sucks human blood.

Fortunately, everyone was lucky, and a small tornado happened to pass by here.

"Brother-in-law, what are you holding in your hand?"

Liu Xixi looked at the big black bag in Ye Glory's hand curiously and asked.

"Cow dung!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"Cow dung?"

Liu Xixi, who wanted to get closer to see what was in the black bag, hurriedly stepped back.

Cow dung, what a disgusting thing.

How could my brother-in-law pick this thing up, it really stinks!

"Husband, why are you picking up cow dung?"

Liu Qingqing asked curiously.

After all, no matter what animal's "dung" it is, it is so disgusting.

"For fire, the cow dung in this grassland not only doesn't smell bad, but also emits the fragrance of fragrant grass. This fragrance has a strong insect repelling effect."

Ye Rongrong said.

After all, Ye Rongrong didn't want any insects and ants to crawl into the tent in the middle of the night when he was sleeping on the grassland.

You must know that some insects and ants on this grassland are very poisonous. If you are bitten, it is really no joke.

On the grassland, cow dung is more important in the eyes of grassland herders. Cow dung is no longer a fertilizer, but an indispensable fuel in daily life, and a mascot in people's life and belief.

If a prairie person sees a pile of cow dung on the road or in the field, he will say: "What a beautiful chanterelle!" and quickly pick it up at home.

Usually they shovel out the cow dung in the cow pen, mix it with some straw and grass clippings, and then paste it on the courtyard wall.

Some are also coded into various patterns, which is also a kind of environmental decoration art.

In fact, grassland people use cow dung as fuel, which is also beneficial to the grassland, because cow dung contains a lot of fiber,

The degradation is slow, and a large amount of cow dung is scattered on the grassland. If it accumulates too much, it will affect the germination and growth of the grass.

"But it's still cow dung!"

Liu Xixi said with some disgust.

"If you don't want spiders, centipedes and the like to crawl into the tent when you sleep at night, then I'll throw the cow dung away."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Then burn cow dung!"

Thinking of centipedes, spiders and other bugs running into her bed when she was sleeping, Liu Xixi thought it would be better to burn cow dung.

...

"Xiaohui, sit farther away, it stinks to death, and you actually use your hands to pick up these poops."

Liu Xixi covered her nose in disgust, and shouted at Liu Xiaohui who was throwing a piece of cow dung into the fire.

"It doesn't stink, these cow dung are very fragrant, if you don't believe me, smell it!"

Liu Xiaohui picked up a piece of cow dung and put it directly in front of Liu Xixi, scaring Liu Xixi away screaming.

This Liu Xiaohui really failed at his studies, and even touched the cow's poop, it's too disgusting.

Seeing this scene, Liu Qingqing moved away from Liu Xiaoyuan with some disgust.

I don't know why, my husband burned cow dung, and I didn't feel sick, but Liu Qingqing felt very sick when my younger brother grabbed the cow dung with his hands.

Is this the double standard of women?

"Second sister, this cow dung is really fragrant. It smells like grass. The cows in this grassland eat grass, and the excrement they pull out is also fragrant. Maybe someone will eat it!"

Liu Xiaohui talked narrowly.

She, Liu Xiaohui, said this on purpose to disgust her two sisters.

Why do you dislike me? My brother-in-law touches cow dung a lot more than I do, and he picked up all the cow dung.

Why didn't he see his two sisters dislike him?

I just threw this cow dung into the fire just like my brother-in-law, and I was rejected by my two sisters, it's so unfair!

"Xiaohui, how can you say such disgusting words?"

Liu Xixi's face paled when she heard that, and she retched repeatedly.

This cow's poop is not the same as poop, it looks disgusting and smelly, this Xiaohui actually said to eat it, it is really disgusting.

I didn't feel it before, but now I realize how disgusting my younger brother is, and I want to eat cow dung.

It seems that I have to stay away from him in the future.

"Brother-in-law also touched the cow dung with his hands, more than me. Why don't you say it's disgusting?"

Liu Xiaohui said somewhat unconvinced.

"Brother-in-law, he is..."

Liu Xixi was choked by her younger brother's words and didn't know how to answer.

I also touched the cow dung with my hands, why did I feel that my brother was disgusting, but not my brother-in-law?

Instead I feel...

Liu Xixi didn't dare to think about it anymore!

"Xiaohui, Bengda pay attention to her, she is hypocritical, the coffee is still picked out from feces, why doesn't she feel sick when she drinks coffee!"

Ye Rongrong was very supportive of his brother-in-law this time, no matter how he came here to help him burn cow dung.

"That's right, the coffee beans are picked out from the dung. Second sister, you drink it often, why don't you feel sick? This cow is the dung pulled out by eating the grass in the prairie. We also know the bottom line. The coffee beans are the same. It’s hard to say, and I don’t know which animal’s feces it was picked from?”

Seeing her brother-in-law standing on her side, Liu Xiaohui suddenly gained confidence, and began to have the courage to ridicule her sister.

"Don't say it, don't say it, I will never drink coffee again."

Liu Xixi said hurriedly.

What Liu Xiaohui said made Liu Xixi feel sick all over, especially when she remembered that the coffee she drank was extracted from animal feces, Liu Xixi got goosebumps.

Liu Xixi also knew before that the coffee beans were extracted from animal feces, but she didn't think much about it, or deliberately forgot.

Now being brought up by her brother-in-law and her younger brother, Liu Xixi suddenly felt that she was more disgusting than her younger brother.

He just picked up the cow dung and threw it into the fire to burn, but what about himself?

The more she thought about it, the more sick Liu Xixi felt.

Thinking of this, Liu Xixi decided not to drink coffee anymore.

"You must be hungry. This prairie hare is ready. Wife, you can eat this rabbit leg."

Ye Rongrong pulled out a front leg from the roasted hare and handed it to Liu Qingqing and said.

"I'll just eat the biscuits."

Liu Qingqing shook her head and said.

Seeing that the hare was roasted with cow dung as fuel, Liu Qingqing was a little afraid to eat the rabbit meat.

"I don't eat it either!"

Seeing her brother-in-law looking at her, Liu Xixi hurriedly shook her head and said.

Although the rabbit meat exudes a tempting fragrance, Liu Xixi has no appetite when he thinks that it is roasted with cow dung, so how dare he eat it.

"Then you will have no luck."

Ye Rongrong smiled, and didn't force Liu Qingqing and Liu Xixi, because Ye Rongrong knew that they were mentally handicapped, and couldn't accept it for a while.

"Brother-in-law, I..."

As his brother-in-law looked at him, Liu Xiaohui looked a little embarrassed.

Liu Xiaohui also has mental obstacles!

This is rabbit meat roasted over a fire of cow dung!

"Xiaohui, are you so particular about a big man?"

Ye Rongrong stared at Liu Xiaohui and said.

Ye Rongrong is not polite to his brother-in-law.

Jade can't be cut, but for this little brother-in-law who was pampered and spoiled since childhood, Ye Rongrong hoped that he could look like a man.

After all, he is the only seedling in the whole Liu family's generation. In the future, he will bear the burden of the Liu family, and he must grow up.

"Oh!"

Being stared at by Ye Rongrong, Liu Xiaohui obediently took the rabbit's front leg and started biting it.

"It's... so delicious!"

After taking a bite, Liu Xiaohui's eyes lit up, it was really delicious.

"hehe……"

Seeing how his brother-in-law was gobbling it up, Ye Rongrong laughed happily.

This is what a big man should look like when he eats meat.

In Ye Rongrong's view, the real man is to eat meat and drink heavily.

"This is like a man, come and drink kumiss."

Ye Rongrong handed a bowl of kumiss to Liu Xiaohui and said.

"Brother-in-law, I..."

Jian's brother-in-law asked him to drink, Liu Xiaohui looked at his elder sister with a troubled face, he was not allowed to drink at home.

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