The Local Lazy Man System

Ye Rongrong was lying on the back seat of the Hummer, closing his eyes and going to sleep, when he suddenly remembered something, he got up and opened the car window next to him by the width of his fist.

Because Ye Rongrong remembered the frequent reports in the news that many people slept in the car with the windows closed, and died of poisoning or lack of oxygen as a result.

Although Ye Rongrong's current physical fitness is stronger than ordinary people, and he is still invulnerable to weapons, water, soil and fire, but Ye Rongrong is not too sure about the lack of oxygen.

If after falling asleep, the oxygen in the car is insufficient, and if he dies due to lack of oxygen, he will suffer a lot.

Not afraid of 10,000, just in case, Ye Rongrong felt that he should open a small car window, so that the outside air can come in and exchange with the air in the car.

Taking out a quilt from Qiankun Ring and covering himself, Ye Guangrong began to close his eyes and go to sleep.

"Oh..."

"Hoo hoo..."

"Quick... hurry up..."

Ye Guangrong hadn't slept yet, and the rapid breathing and strange cries of young men and women could be heard in his ears.

Ye Rongrong, as someone who has been there, naturally understands what the rapid breathing and strange calls are for.

Ye Rongrong covered his head with a quilt to block the sound.

It was the sound that made Ye Rongrong so upset that he couldn't sleep.

Even though he covered his whole head with a quilt, the rapid breathing and strange cry kept coming to Ye Rongrong's ears.

"I can't sleep anymore."

Ye Rongrong reluctantly lifted the quilt and sat up from the back seat of the car.

Opening the car window, Ye Rongrong looked out following the urgent voice.

I saw the body of the BMW SUV five meters away from the Hummer constantly shaking.

"Do you have a sense of public morality? The one in the car at night is not letting anyone sleep."

Ye Rongrong is so depressed!

Now Ye Rongrong misses his wife Liu Qingqing very much.

It would be great if she was here, and I can do the same.

pity……

Ye Rongrong could only be secretly sad.

I can't sleep alone!

Ye Rongrong closed the car windows tightly, stopped going to sleep, and took out his mobile phone to watch the news.

Although Ye Rongrong really wanted to play a prank and scare the men and women on the BMW off-road vehicle not far away. Hold back the impulse in your heart.

In any case, it is not against the law for men and women to do such things in their own cars.

Maybe they are the same as himself, unable to stay in a hotel, and can only spend the night in the car. This lonely man and widow are in the same car, hugging each other to keep warm in the cold weather, and if something happens when they get excited, Ye Rongrong thinks I should also understand it myself.

After all, if his wife Liu Qingqing was in the car, hehe...

Long live the understanding!

There hasn't been any big news recently, but some countries have started to embrace Huaxia's thigh. On this point, Ye Rongrong understands very well. Now that Huaxia's money is easy to earn, these countries are staring at Huaxia's money.

Now as long as you cooperate with Huaxia, you can guarantee to make a lot of money, and there will always be only interests between countries.

Huaxia is now stronger, and naturally many countries will come to add to the icing on the cake.

After paying attention to the national news, Ye Rongrong looked at the news about people's livelihood. There was a piece of news that aroused Ye Rongrong's interest, that is, a young man and woman had a quarrel in front of a certain real estate store. After looking at it, it turned out that it was classified as a tenth-level disability.

In the past, there were a lot of reports of people being injured and killed in fights. This was the first time Ye Rongrong had seen the news of being injured because of watching the excitement, and it felt a little fresh.

There are not many other news that interest Ye Rongrong, they are basically reports on some trivial things about celebrities, Ye Rongrong looks a little annoyed.

Which female star is more beautiful in the same frame, a certain actress has an affair with a certain male star...

What kind of news is this!

Now there are some journalists who like to lick those celebrities when they have nothing to do.

However, there is one piece of entertainment news that still makes Ye Rongrong happy to watch, that is, the TV series "Zhu Mo" is expected to be completed within this year.

For Ye Rongrong, this is something that makes him very happy. At least it won't take long before he can watch this TV series based on his own novel.

Ye Rongrong didn't rely too much on his mobile phone. After watching the news for a while, he called his wife Liu Qingqing and told her that she was safe.

After hanging up the phone, it was already past eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, and the battery of the mobile phone was almost dead.

Putting the phone in the front row to charge, Ye Rongrong closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"Ah... oh..."

"Oh……"

"Hoo hoo..."

The sound coming from the car window made Ye Rongrong feel uncomfortable all over.

Damn it, this is really endless.

This has happened several times, and it's late at night, so come again!

Ye Rongrong reckoned that the men and women in the BMW SUV not far away should be in their early twenties and in love.

Otherwise, where would there be such a good energy and interest, again and again endlessly!

It’s true that a full man doesn’t know a hungry man is hungry!

It is tolerable, what is unbearable!

Once or twice, Ye Rongrong can also understand, this man, it is understandable that he can't control himself because of this impulse.

But this is the first time, this young man can't rely on his good health, he doesn't know how to control himself, he will know the value of "fine" when he is old.

The most important thing is that they made Ye Rongrong feel uncomfortable all over and couldn't sleep, which made Ye Rongrong very annoyed.

In this case, Ye Guangrong can only kill the "killer" and beat the mandarin duck with a stick.

...

On the BMW SUV, a pair of disheveled men and women hugged each other and kept ups and downs, accompanied by the sound of heavy breathing.

"what……"

"what……"

Suddenly a bubble of cold water fell from the head, scaring the men and women who were entangled a second ago to separate immediately.

Especially the young man was directly frightened soft. .

Bearing his fear, the young man hastily turned on the lights on the roof of the car.

"What... what's going on?"

Although the air conditioner in this car was turned on, the icy cold water poured down from her body just now made the young woman shiver.

This is not important, what is important is where the water comes from, the sunroof on the car is tightly closed!

"I... I don't know either!"

The young man looked at the sunroof on the roof, then at the windows on all sides, and said palely.

The windows around the car are well closed, and the sunroof has never been opened. It is really a hell to sprinkle this cold water inexplicably.

"Could there be ghosts!"

said the young woman fearfully.

"I... I... I don't know either."

It's okay not to mention the ghost, but the young man couldn't help shivering when he said the ghost, and he always felt that there was a pair of invisible eyes staring at him in the car.

"How...how...how..."

The young woman asked with trembling lips.

"This... I'm in this car... we can't stay anymore, let's... let's go to the hotel lobby."

Regardless of whether there is a real ghost or not, the young man dare not stay in this car anymore.

It's just too scary.

As for passion?

The moment just now had frightened the young man to the point where he couldn't move, so there was no passion left.

If you don't die, you won't die!

The two didn't care about wearing underwear, put on their coats in a hurry, and ran out of the BMW SUV in a hurry. Now they really don't have the courage to stay in this car.

I will never dare to have sex in the car again, the shadow is too big.

"It's finally quiet!"

Ye Rongrong didn't hear the sound of "hmm, huh, huh" anymore, and felt much more comfortable, so he closed his eyes and went to sleep.

But no matter what, Ye Rongrong found that he couldn't fall asleep, and the voices of the man and woman just now echoed in his mind.

I can't sleep, so I have to find something for myself to do, right?

Thinking of the 200 glory points he got yesterday, Ye Rongrong suddenly wanted to draw a lottery.

Thinking into the lottery space of the "lazy system", using 100 glory points, Ye Rongrong started the lottery turntable, and the pointer quickly rotated a few times before stopping in the special category area.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a special ability - animal language!"

The electronically synthesized sound of "Lazy System" came from Ye Rongrong's mind.

"Beast language? What's the use of this?"

Ye Rongrong was stunned for a moment, feeling a little puzzled in his heart. Literally, this "animal language" seems to be the language of animals.

It's just that Ye Rongrong doesn't understand that he is alone, what use is this "animal language" to him, can't he be an animal by himself?

"Beast Language: After learning, you can communicate with all creatures in the world, understand their words, and they can also understand your words."

Soon, such information appeared in Ye Rongrong's mind.

"Being able to communicate with all creatures in the world, understand their words, and they can also understand their own words, isn't that awesome?"

Ye Rongrong was taken aback.

Although Ye Rongrong already has the "advanced animal taming technique", which allows some animals with high IQ to easily understand the meaning of his words, and he can more or less understand what they want to express, but all these rely on The understanding of both parties is not that the other party understands one's own words, nor does one really understand the words of these animals.

It all depends on each other's understanding. It's like two people with completely different languages, using their own language and actions to make each other understand. As for how much they can understand, it depends entirely on each other's understanding.

But this "beast language" is different, it can completely allow oneself to communicate with other creatures without barriers.

In any case, this "beast language" should still be considered a good special ability.

Looking at the remaining 230 glory points, Ye Rongrong felt that he was a little sleepy, so he put it aside for the time being, and will draw a lottery when necessary.

Closing his eyes, Ye Rongrong quickly fell asleep.

...

"The early bird gets the worm, I'm a happy early bird..."

"I'm a bird that loves to eat worms..."

...

The chirping sound from outside the car window woke up the sleeping Ye Rongrong.

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