The Local Lazy Man System

"Aren't you annoying? Is this interesting? Don't you know that hitting people doesn't start with the head?"

Ye Rongrong sat up from the ground, rubbed his head, and said with some dissatisfaction.

This big white bear is really strong, Ye Rongrong felt a little dizzy when the bear's paw was slapped on his head.

If he let him slap his head again, Ye Rongrong worried that he would suffer a concussion.

Great Pyrenees rolled his eyes.

The thief was full of anger, and he was in a cool mood. If he patted his two bear paws together, his own bear paws would hurt!

Damn, his head is hard, other parts can't be so hard, can they?

"Papa..."

Thinking of this, the big white bear pressed Ye Rongrong to the ground without saying a word, and slapped Ye Rongrong's chest and neck with his big paws.

The only thing that made the big white bear depressed was that his bear's paw was crackling, but the thief in front of him was like iron, no matter how he beat him, he would not die, no matter how he beat him, he would not be damaged!

My bear's paws are almost numb, this monster doesn't even bleed!

"Aww!"

This can't help Ye Rongrong, this big white bear is angry, angry! Extremely angry!

Big Pyrenees didn't believe that he couldn't kill the thief in front of him.

Immediately, the big white bear stood upright, roared, and slapped down the two big bear paws heavily!

This time, the big white bear used all the energy it had to feed, and was going to slap Ye Rongrong to death in one fell swoop.

"My back is a little sore, you give me a beat too."

Before the big white bear's paw was taken, Ye Rongrong turned over, leaving his back to the big white bear, and said lazily.

Ever since the "Iron Cloth Shirt" was completed, Ye Rongrong knew that his body was very strong, and it could even be said that he was invulnerable to swords and guns.

But how strong it is, Ye Rongrong really doesn't know, now being slapped so vigorously by the big white bear, Ye Rongrong doesn't feel any pain, instead it feels like being massaged, quite comfortable.

"puff……"

Big Pyrenees almost couldn't hold his breath, he almost vomited old blood.

Shame, this is Chiguoguo's shame.

Seeing that the thief in front of him was so provocative, the big white bear was so angry that he roared and used all his strength to take a bear's paw!

"Comfortable! It can be heavier."

Ye Rongrong said comfortably.

Seeing his two bear paws being slapped down, the thief in front of him not only didn't vomit blood, but also had a happy face, and even disliked his own strength.

Great Pyrenees couldn't stand this insult any longer.

Opening its mouth wide, the big white bear bit Ye Rongrong's neck directly.

The big white bear didn't believe it, and its sharp teeth still bit the neck of the thief in front of him.

"Crack!"

A sore pain came from the teeth, and the pain made the great white bear sweat profusely.

Just now, the big white bear had the feeling of biting a hard rock, almost, almost, the bear's teeth were about to gnaw and collapse.

The big white bear covered his mouth, immediately took a few steps back, and looked at Ye Rongrong with horror.

The thief in front of him is too wicked.

No matter how you shoot it, you can't kill it, and you can't bite it, which makes the great pyrenes a little scared.

"Beating just now made me quite comfortable, keep on beating!"

Ye Rongrong sat up, looked at the big white bear and grinned.

The big white bear looked at Ye Rongrong's hateful face, stepped back a few steps, and suddenly ran towards Ye Rongrong quickly.

This is Big Pyrene Bear's most powerful move, this one hit with all its strength, even if it is a big rock, Big Pyrene Bear can smash it into pieces.

Big Pyrenees didn't believe that the thief in front of him could withstand his bump.

Even if you can't knock him to death, you can knock him unconscious.

Seeing that he was about to bump into Ye Rongrong, the big white bear couldn't help but get a little excited.

"People... Where are people?"

Suddenly, he bumped into Ye Rongrong, and the thief in front of him disappeared.

But at this time, the big white bear couldn't stop anymore, so it slammed into the big rock in front of it.

"Boom!"

With a loud noise, the big white bear's head hit the big rock.

Big Pyrenees felt his head was going to be smashed, and tears flowed out from the pain.

"What's the matter, we can't talk about it properly, why are you so desperate to commit suicide?"

Ye Rongrong came to the big white bear and asked curiously.

"you……"

Looking at the thief in front of him, Big Pyrenees almost despaired.

"You are still young, don't commit suicide when you encounter setbacks. That's fine. Just now you beat me very well, or you can follow me. When you are free in the future, beat my back."

"Although you are a bit big, the appetite is probably not small, but it doesn't matter, I have money, I guarantee you will have meat every meal."

Ye Rongrong said to the big white bear.

This is the truth, the big white bear beat Ye Rongrong just now was very comfortable, Ye Rongrong took it home and used it as a back-beating bear for himself.

"Give me Zhu Guo back."

The big white bear endured the headache and looked at Ye Rongrong and said.

Now the Great Pyrene Bear has also lost his heart to kill Ye Rongrong.

Every time I get hurt, how can I fight this way!

"It's not negotiable, I have a lot of use for this vermilion fruit, you should make other requests!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

This red fruit leaf glory is to be handed over to the red horse, so naturally it cannot be returned to the great white bear.

"I want this vermilion fruit."

Big Pyrenees shook his head and said.

This Zhu Guo is the sweetheart of the Great Pyrenees, there is nothing that makes the Great Pyrenees more interested.

"Why are you so stubborn, I have something better than Zhu Guo here, do you want it?"

Ye Rongrong said seductively.

"Something better than vermilion fruit? That's impossible. This vermilion fruit is the most delicious in this snow-capped mountain. If you eat it, you will gain strength and stature."

The big white bear looked at Ye Rongrong with suspicious big eyes and said.

"If I can't lie to you, I'll give you one."

Seeing that the big white bear didn't believe it, Ye Rongrong took out a big piece of honey from the Qiankun Ring.

This honey was stolen from the opposite snow mountain, and Ye Rongrong didn't expect it to come in handy so soon.

This bear likes to eat sweet things, especially honey, which is the bear's favorite.

Ye Rongrong didn't believe that the big white bear could withstand this temptation.

"Honey……"

The big white bear's eyes lit up, and immediately stretched out its paw to grab Ye Rongrong's honey.

But it is fast, and Ye Rongrong's speed is even faster, this honey was instantly collected into the Qiankun Ring by Ye Rongrong.

"Honey, my honey, where did you hide my honey?"

Seeing that the honey disappeared under his nose, the big white bear immediately searched Ye Rongrong's body.

Honey is the Great Pyrenees' favorite food, but it's a pity that this honey is too difficult to get, especially since there is no honey on this snow-capped mountain, and he has to go to the snow-capped mountains far away to steal it.

But since the vermilion fruit was about to ripen, Big Pyrenees has not left this snow-capped mountain for more than a year, let alone ate or ate this delicious honey.

The honey suddenly appeared, and the big white bear was very greedy.

"Don't touch it, you won't be able to find it, what are you thinking about, will you follow me?"

Ye Rongrong patted the paw of the great white bear that was groping around him, looked at it and asked.

The big white bear hesitated for a moment, looked at Ye Rongrong and said, "I want a lot of honey."

"Is this enough?"

Ye Rongrong directly took out all the honey from Qiankunjie and put it on the ground, showing it to the big white bear.

With so much honey, Ye Rongrong couldn't believe that the big white bear wouldn't be tempted.

"Enough, enough..."

Seeing the honey all over the ground, the big white bear's eyes were straightened, and the whole body threw itself on the honey.

This much honey is enough to feed myself for a long time.

No, now I have to eat my fill.

"Honey? Where's my honey?"

Big Pyrenees grabbed the white snow on the ground with a puzzled look on his face.

Just now I saw honey all over the place, why did it disappear?

The big white bear is not stupid and understands, knowing that this must be the fault of Ye Rongrong, he stared at Ye Rongrong with his big eyes.

This thief is so hateful, he not only stole his vermilion fruit, but now he even stole his own honey.

It's a pity that this thief is too evil, he can't be killed or bitten, and the big white bear is helpless!

"Don't look at me like that, you haven't agreed to my terms yet!"

Ye Rongrong said.

"I'll follow you. Does that mean all the honey belongs to me?"

The big white bear looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"of course."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

"Then I'll go with you."

The big white bear was also straightforward, and directly agreed to go with Ye Rongrong.

"That's right, let's go, let's go down the mountain."

This is such a big white bear, Ye Rongrong is in a very good mood.

In the future, I will have a "buddy" who beats my back.

"Honey!"

The big white bear stretched out its two bear paws in front of Ye Rongrong.

Anyway, Big Pyrenees won't leave without seeing honey.

"for you."

Ye Rongrong took out a piece of honey the size of a rice bowl from the Qiankun Ring and gave it to the big white bear.

"Too small!"

The big white bear disliked the honey in Ye Rongrong's hand.

"A good thing should be eaten slowly. If you eat it all at once, it will be gone in the future."

Ye Rongrong reasoned with the big white bear.

With the physique of this big white bear, even if Ye Rongrong takes out all the honey, it can eat it all at once.

Ye Rongrong naturally wouldn't give all the honey to the big white bear.

"Too small!"

Big Pyrenees still said dissatisfied.

"If you think it's too small, then give it to me."

Ye Rongrong shot quickly, and before the big white bear could react, he snatched the honey from the big white bear's hand.

"It's my honey, give it back!"

The honey was robbed, so the big white bear naturally quit.

"Wait until you catch up with me!"

Ye Rongrong said to the big white bear that he was only a dozen meters away with a small step.

"The honey is mine."

The great pyrenes quickly caught up immediately.

...

By the time the snow mountain came down, the great white bear had already collapsed from exhaustion.

Now the big white bear looked at Ye Rongrong with horror in his eyes.

This is simply a monster of monsters.

Are all the people in the legends so scary?

"This is the Zhu Guo you want."

Ye Rongrong handed Zhu Guo to the red horse and said.

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