The Local Lazy Man System

"Father, I really like dolphins. Does our family have dolphins too?"

Dudu looked at his father expectantly and said.

"Keeping dolphins?"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help being stunned.

"Daddy, are you okay?"

Seeing Ye Rongrong's hesitation, Dudu held Ye Rongrong's arm and begged.

"Don't make trouble, Dudu, and dolphins live in the sea. The lake in our house is a freshwater lake, so we can't keep dolphins."

Liu Qingqing said to Dudu.

"Father is so powerful, there must be a way."

Dudu looked at his father eagerly and said.

In Dudu's eyes, his father is omnipotent.

"Okay, Dad tried his best to get a dolphin to keep at home, but this matter can't be rushed, you have to take your time."

Ye Rongrong hesitated for a while, looking at his daughter's longing eyes, Ye Rongrong still couldn't bear to refuse her request.

Although this dolphin basically lives in all oceans of the world, it is also found in some freshwater rivers.

This shows that dolphins can survive in fresh water, but it is a bit difficult to find a dolphin that adapts to the fresh water environment.

"Dad, you are so kind!"

Dudu was very happy immediately.

"Husband, where can you find dolphins that can live in fresh water?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong suspiciously and asked.

The reason why this dolphin is called a dolphin is because it lives in the sea.

"I'll let myself worry about this. Who made me a father?"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

There is no way, it is difficult to be a man with a wife, and it is even more difficult to be a man with a wife and children!

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As the wonderful dolphin shows have passed, the dolphin show will end soon. If you want to watch the dolphin show, you can only wait for the afternoon.

However, people who have watched a dolphin show once rarely watch a dolphin show again, because the dolphin show repeats the same show every time, and rarely changes the show.

Although the intelligence of this dolphin is the highest among known marine creatures, its intelligence is about the same as that of a two-year-old child, and there is no way to teach too many programs.

Also, just now Ye Rongrong noticed that the trainer was carrying a small bucket in his left hand, and the movement of his right hand was particularly interesting, that is, every time the dolphin performed a show, he would throw one or several small fish into the dolphin's mouth.

The dolphin will immediately devour the little fish.

Obviously, the trainer relied on these small fish to lure the dolphin to do those actions. After a performance, the dolphin was basically full.

If you want to use small fish to lure the dolphin to do various actions, it will be a bit difficult. You can only continue the performances just now when the dolphin is hungry.

That's why the next dolphin show will be in the afternoon, just to wait for the dolphin's stomach to be hungry.

"Come on, let's go eat."

After watching the dolphin show, it was almost 11:30, and Ye Rongrong was a little hungry.

"Father, Dudu still wants to see the fish."

Dudu was still a little reluctant to leave the aquarium, and wanted to see the underwater world here.

"After dinner, shall we come and see these fish?"

Ye Rongrong picked up Dudu and said.

"Ok……"

Dudu tilted his head and thought for a while and said, "Well, Dudu is also a little bit hungry."

"Hehehe..."

Ye Rongrong and the others couldn't help laughing.

Go out from the ticket check point of the aquarium, and find a seat by the window in a nearby restaurant that looks good.

Although Ye Rongrong always felt that the portions of this Japanese food were small and he couldn't get enough to eat, but there were basically no Western restaurants in the vicinity, but Japanese restaurants.

Choose one of the two, Ye Rongrong still chooses to eat Japanese food, mainly because many of these Japanese dishes are from China. Although the types of Japanese food are not as rich as Chinese food, there are many types of choices, and many of them are suitable for Orientals. taste.

Western restaurants are not good, the dishes are monotonous, and there are only a few things to eat, and it is good to eat once or twice.

If you eat too much and look at those dishes, you will lose your appetite at all.

The serving speed of this Japanese restaurant is not bad. Although there are a lot of customers dining at this time of day, Ye Rongrong and the others quickly served all the dishes they ordered.

Obviously, this restaurant has prepared many dishes that customers often order in advance. After the guests order the dishes, the restaurant waiter will directly serve them from the pot. Some of them need to be heated in the pot. The speed is much faster.

There are fewer dishes that need to be cooked on the spot. After all, there are only a few chefs. If some dishes are not prepared in advance, the back kitchen will be too busy if the guests gather to eat at the time of the meal.

"Husband, why are there so many Chinese here?"

Halfway through the meal, Liu Qingqing looked around and couldn't help asking Ye Rongrong with some doubts.

Mainly, the guests dining in this restaurant are basically communicating in Chinese.

Although today's stupid people also have yellow skin, black eyes, and black hair. If they don't speak, they look no different from Chinese people, but one thing is that these days, stupid people eat in Japanese restaurants in their own country. The communication between them will never use Huaxia language, even if they speak in Huaxia language, the tone will be weird.

But now these yellow-skinned and black-eyed people communicate in very pure Chinese language. Obviously, these people are all Chinese, and they are all Chinese who traveled from China to Japan.

"Honey, you really asked the wrong person, and I don't know the reason?"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

Ye Rongrong also wanted to know why so many people like to travel this day.

After all, among the hundreds of countries in the world, in terms of hatred, today's stupid country and Huaxia country have the deepest history of hatred.

It can even be described as "unchanged".

But even with such hatred, there are still so many Chinese people who travel to Japan every year.

To be honest, Ye Rongrong couldn't figure it out either.

If it wasn't some kind of medical exchange meeting this time, Ye Rongrong wouldn't have brought his family to this day's stupid fun.

Although more than 70 years have passed in history, some feelings will not diminish with the passage of time.

"Sister, brother-in-law, I know why so many Chinese people come to Japan to travel stupidly."

Liu Xiaohui said immediately.

"you know?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Xixi in surprise and asked.

"certainly."

Liu Xiaohui said very confidently.

"Then tell us about it?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Xiaohui and said.

"Because it's cheap to travel to Japan, and you don't have to worry about getting lost. It doesn't matter whether you can speak Japanese or English, as long as you know our Chinese characters, everyone will naturally choose to travel to Japan."

"Also... Also, the service attitude of stupid people is very good these days, and they like to nod and bow to us whether they come or not. Traveling here is particularly rewarding."

Liu Xiaohui said.

"hehe……"

Smiling, Ye Rongrong couldn't help but agree with Liu Xiaohui's statement: "Xiaohui, what you said really makes sense."

Traveling to Japan is indeed cheaper than domestic travel. Compared with those high-priced domestic attractions tickets, the tickets for stupid attractions are very cheap today, which can be said to be a symbolic charge.

Take the aquarium that Ye Rongrong went to just now, the ticket is only 1,000 yen, which is more than 50 Huaxia coins, and children are free of charge. This is impossible in China. In China, like Dongjing Aquarium For a high-level aquarium, the entrance fee will definitely not be less than two hundred Huaxia coins, and children will only enjoy a half-ticket discount at most, and they cannot all be free.

The key is that in China, as long as the name of the scenic spot is hung, the entrance fee will be charged, and even some scenic spots will be charged again in different places. If you want to visit some scenic spots, you may have to pay the scenic spot fee five or six times.

There are also Chinese people who come here to travel, so I really don’t worry about not knowing Japanese and English, because seven or eight of the ten characters here are Huaxia characters, and this meaning is also the meaning of Huaxia characters. Chinese people here can basically understand the characters , basically you can guess the meaning nine times out of ten.

Of course, in Ye Rongrong's view, the most important thing is the way the idiots nodded and bowed to the people of the country. In the history of China, the idiots bullied and hurt China. When I came here to travel, I saw the idiots nodding and bowing to me these days. , bowing his knees, feeling particularly relieved and refreshed.

To be honest, Ye Rongrong felt very happy in his heart when he was in Japan for the past two days, seeing the people nodding and bowing to him these days.

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