The Local Lazy Man System

"Haha, you can't hit me, you can't hit me!"

The second-hand parrot flew in mid-air, looking at Ye Rongrong who was seven or eight meters below him, he suddenly became happy.

"You're proud, aren't you?"

As Ye Rongrong said, he looked at the ground and saw a small dead branch on the grass.

The second-hand parrot, who had been watching Ye Rongrong in the air, saw that Ye Rongrong picked up a dead branch from the ground and flew up into the sky in a hurry, about 30 to 50 meters away from Ye Rongrong. The second-hand parrot shouted triumphantly: "That's enough!" No, not enough!"

This bastard parrot is not stupid, but also extremely smart. He knows that his master is very powerful, so he can fly high and high. At such a high distance, this bastard parrot feels very safe. Possibly hit itself with a dead branch.

"I smile smugly, I smile smugly..."

Guessing that his master had nothing to do with him, the parrot was still singing proudly in the air.

"Then...that parrot is so intelligent, can it sing?"

Not far away, Zhao Yuanyuan looked at the parrot in the air in shock, and said to Ye Zixiang beside him in disbelief.

After all, there are very few parrots that can learn human language, but a parrot that sings pop songs fluently like this is really unheard of and unseen.

It's amazing here, not only mandarin ducks and swans, but also winged Pegasus and singing parrots.

Fortunately, Zhao Yuanyuan didn't see the giant wild boars, wild wolves and bears, otherwise they might all be scared and faint.

"That's Uncle Ye's parrot, called Yingying, but it's smart, and its IQ is no worse than that of a ten-year-old child."

Ye Zi said.

"So smart?"

Zhao Yuanyuan didn't dare to believe it.

Having the IQ of a ten-year-old child is very powerful. Such a parrot is very, very precious!

It is much more precious than the white swan and the black swan.

...

Ye Rongrong looked up at the second-rate parrot proudly in the air.

After estimating the distance, the parrot was about forty-five meters above his head.

If it is an ordinary person, there is really no way to throw the branch so far.

But for Ye Rongrong, this is really no problem.

A light object like a tree branch, no matter how hard it is, basically cannot be thrown at a distance of 40 to 50 meters. After all, in addition to the gravity of the earth, there is also air resistance and high-altitude wind.

But Ye Rongrong has such a heaven-defying thing as "mind power". For something as light as a dead tree branch, four to fifty meters is within the range of Ye Rongrong's mind power.

Ye Rongrong can completely use his mind to control the branch to the height where the parrot is now.

After a little calculation, Ye Rongrong threw the branch in his left hand upwards.

"chirp"

With the sound of the branches breaking through the air, the branches flew high into the sky quickly.

"Ah... help, help, I was hit, it hurts... it hurts..."

Ye Rongrong controlled his mental power to make the branch hit the parrot's body, making it feel painful, but it would not cause huge damage to it.

The pain made the parrot dizzy from the shock, and it lost control of its body all of a sudden, and fell straight down from mid-air.

When the parrot regained consciousness, Ye Rongrong had already firmly grasped it.

"Master, I was wrong, and I dare not do it again."

Being pinched by Ye Rongrong, the parrot hastily admitted his mistake.

Especially seeing Ye Rongrong's complexion, the parrot admitted his mistake and apologized obediently, with a pair of wings tucked behind its back, and its small head drooping obediently.

"Fly, can't you fly?"

Ye Rongrong stared at the parrot and said.

"Fly, no matter how I fly, I can't fly out of your master's palm. Isn't this honestly in the master's palm? The master is mighty! Long live the master!"

The parrot "Yingying" is very knowledgeable about current affairs, and he flatters Ye Rongrong as soon as he opens his mouth.

"Stop flattering me, first tell me what happened just now?"

Ye Rongrong won't be fooled by these bastard parrots with a few flattery.

"Master, this...doesn't this blame me?"

The little round parrot rolled its eyes and said immediately.

"Why do you still blame me?"

Ye Rongrong looked at the parrot coldly and said.

The parrot actually shit on his clothes, which is fine.

If you don't give it a look, he can't be too arrogant, and next time he can't do it right, he will directly pull it on his head.

"I blame the weather. It's too cold. I've caught a cold. I can't control my diarrhea. That's right, I have diarrhea."

The second-hand parrot said hastily.

"Catch a cold? Diarrhea?"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help being stunned by what the parrot said.

In the recent period, the temperature in the south has been very low, and the incidence of influenza is high. Many people have a cold and fever. Taoyuan Community Hospital for the Elderly has rushed to see a doctor every day, and most of them are suffering from influenza.

Not only children have colds and fevers, but many adults also have colds and fevers.

This year's seasonal flu is much worse than previous years.

I just didn't expect birds like parrots to be affected too.

"Master, I really have diarrhea!"

The parrot saw that the owner was taken aback, and knew that the owner believed his words, so he hurriedly nodded and said affirmatively.

"Do you think I'm that easy to deceive?"

Ye Rongrong scanned the parrot and found that there was nothing wrong with it, and there was no such thing as catching a cold.

However, the acting skills of this bastard parrot are still very good. If Ye Rongrong didn't know this medical skill, he would have been almost fooled by it.

"Master, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Seeing that the lie was seen through by the master, the parrot immediately began to nod and admit his mistake again.

"Now I know I was wrong, it's too late!"

As he said that, Ye Rongrong found a small nylon rope and tied one of the bastard's legs to a branch, and directly hung the guy upside down.

This scheming and mean-spirited guy, if he doesn't give him a good lesson, it's really against the sky!

"Help! Help! Cruelty to animals!"

The second-hand parrot was hanging upside down on the tree, flapping its wings and swaying under the branches, yelling for help.

"Shouting, it's useless to break your throat!"

Ye Rongrong said proudly.

At home, Liu Qingqing and Dudu are the two parrots that feel the most. They are all going to the Taoyuan Elderly Community, and it is useless for this parrot to shout.

In this family, apart from Liu Qingqing and Dudu who dared to choose this bastard parrot in front of Ye Glory.

"Help, kill... oh, no... kill a bird."

The second-hand parrot cried out in grief.

Now the parrot feels a bit regretful that he urinates casually, now it's all right, and it's on the male owner.

The feeling of being hung upside down on a tree branch is really uncomfortable.

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