The Local Lazy Man System

"Is this parrot so smart?"

Zhao Yuanyuan looked at the parrot hanging upside down on the branch and said.

"This is a bastard. If you don't give it some trouble, it will turn against the sky."

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

This parrot is just too smart, even though it is small in size, it doesn't have any lethality, but it is one of the best among the large group of animals in the family, and the large group of animals in the family listen to it.

Now that his heart is swollen to the point of shitting on his clothes, Ye Rongrong thinks that if he doesn't give it some color, it will go to heaven.

"Uncle Ye, it's very pitiful, just let it go for once?"

Seeing the parrot looking at him pitifully, Zhao Yuanyuan became sympathetic and begged Ye Rongrong.

"Since you call me Uncle Ye, I'll let it go this time."

After all, this is the girl Ye Zixiang is after, and Ye Rongrong has to show some face, so that Ye Zixiang's face will be bright, and the success rate of catching up with Zhao Yuanyuan will be much higher.

Who made himself the elder of Ye Zixiang, Ye Rongrong was also happy for him that he could catch up with such a good girl.

According to the blood relationship, Ye Zixiang's father and himself are brothers within the five blessings.

In China, a blessing refers to brothers and sisters, fathers (including aunts and uncles with blood relatives), grandparents (including aunts and uncles with blood relatives), great-grandfathers, and five generations of great-grandfathers. The five blessings are called Wufu, and brothers and sisters within the five blessings should worship an ancestor.

Wufu originally refers to the mourning clothes between relatives, usually the upper 5 generations and the lower 5 generations (including yourself), and it is a sign that shows the distance between you and yourself.

When you mention the five clothes, you no longer wear filial piety. In fact, you point out the five generations, that is, only five generations.

People who are in the same generation as you, if they are not the same great-grandfather, are considered to be out of five clothes. Generally, they are father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and great-grandfather.

Ye Rongrong untied the nylon rope binding the branches, held the second-hand parrot and said to it: "Do you know that you are wrong?"

"I know, I know, Ying Ying will never dare again!"

"Sakura Sakura" nodded hurriedly and said.

This master is too powerful, he can fly so high that he can hit him, "Ying Ying" never dared to make this master unhappy, the feeling of being hung upside down just now was really uncomfortable.

"Yingying" doesn't want to suffer that again.

As for running away from home?

"Yingying" shook her head hastily, it's delicious and fun here, and "little brother" is commanding and domineering, "Yingying" is not stupid, she won't leave.

Drive yourself away, even if you don't leave!

"Thank you Yuanyuan, if she hadn't interceded, you would have been hanging upside down like this all day long."

Ye Rongrong said to the second-hand parrot.

"Thank you beauty, I wish you and him a long life together, an early birth to a son, and a loving husband and wife..."

The second-hand parrot brought all the blessings that other people read when they got married.

"You... what are you talking nonsense about?"

Zhao Yuanyuan blushed badly at what the parrot said, and now Zhao Yuanyuan regretted interceding for the parrot.

I haven't written a word with Ye Zixiang yet!

What has become in the parrot's mouth?

Have a baby early?

Is he still a big girl with yellow flowers?

"Go aside!"

Ye Rongrong saw Zhao Yuanyuan's embarrassment, and immediately shouted at the parrot.

"Let's go, I won't play with you anymore!"

The second-hand parrot felt bored, and was afraid that the owner would hang it upside down on the tree again, so it flapped its wings and ran out of the yard.

Now this bastard parrot is a big treasure in Taoyuan Village, men, women and children in the village like it very much, and like to play with it, and this bastard parrot is very smart, Ye Rongrong is not very worried about its safety.

Besides, no one in the surrounding area knows that Ye Rongrong's parrot is raised by Ye Rongrong's family. If he wants to touch this parrot, he has to weigh it carefully.

"Don't mind if this bastard doesn't shut the door.

"

Ye Rongrong said to Zhao Yuanyuan and the others with a smile.

"Uncle Ye, how can we argue with a bird."

Zhao Yuanyuan said with a smile.

"It's quite cold outside, why don't you sit in the small yard?"

No matter what, this Ye Zixiang can be regarded as his distant nephew. Now that he pursues this Zhao Yuanyuan, Ye Rongrong is an elder, so he naturally has to support him.

"Don't bother?"

Zhao Yuanyuan asked Ye Rongrong excitedly.

To be honest, Zhao Yuanyuan was very curious about the place where a big man like Ye Rongrong lived.

But this is someone's private space, and Zhao Yuanyuan is embarrassed to go in without being invited by the owner.

"No, I'll be alone."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Then let's go in and sit down."

Zhao Yuanyuan said excitedly.

"please!"

Ye Rongrong invited Zhao Yuanyuan and Ye Zixiang to sit inside.

"Owner!"

Seeing Ye Rongrong brought two young people into the living room, Ye Piaoyue came over respectfully and said to Ye Rongrong.

"There are guests at home, bring a plate of fruit over here!"

Ye Rongrong said.

As for Zhao Yuanyuan calling her master, Ye Rongrong is also used to it now.

If you are not used to it, there is nothing you can do about it. This Ye Piaoyue just doesn't change her words. She is more stubborn than herself. Ye Rongrong has nothing to do with her.

"yes!"

Ye Piaoyue respectfully exited the living room to get fruit.

Looking at Ye Piaoyue who left, Zhao Yuanyuan still couldn't hold back her curiosity, and asked Ye Rongrong after hesitation: "Uncle Ye, who is she?"

After all, what era is this, and there is still someone called "Master".

"She's a servant in our family. I've told her many times, but she won't change her words. She always likes to call me master. I can't do anything about her."

Ye Rongrong said with a wry smile.

"Don't talk about me, you are all freshman students?"

Ye Rongrong asked Zhao Yuanyuan.

"I'm a sophomore."

Zhao Yuanyuan shook his head and said.

"Sophomore?"

Ye Rongrong was stunned for a moment, and said to Ye Zixiang with a smile: "You can do it, you have already caught up with senior sister."

"Uncle, Yuanyuan hasn't agreed to be my girlfriend yet?"

Obviously, Ye Zixiang was a bit thin-skinned. After being told by Ye Rongrong, his face was slightly red, and after sneaking a glance at Zhao Yuanyuan, he said to Ye Rongrong with some embarrassment.

"You are really stupid, girls are willing to come to your house to celebrate the New Year, how do you want them to promise you!"

Ye Rongrong glared at Ye Zixiang with some hatred and said.

This Ye Zixiang is a wooden head, if I don't break it for him, when will this thing be done!

All the girls are willing to go home with you for the New Year, so how can you let the girls take the initiative!

"real?"

Ye Zixiang looked at Ye Rongrong happily and asked.

"What do you see me doing, I'm not a woman."

Ye Rongrong immediately rolled his eyes and said.

"Yuanyuan, you...will you be my girlfriend?"

Ye Zixiang looked at Zhao Yuanyuan anxiously and asked.

"What Uncle Ye said is not wrong at all, you are just a piece of wood, a piece of rotten wood!"

Zhao Yuanyuan blushed and said to Ye Zixiang.

In fact, Zhao Yuanyuan has long had a crush on this Ye Zixiang, but this Ye Zixiang is too motherly, a big man always hesitates to chase girls, like a piece of wood.

I have hinted at him many times, but he doesn't even know what he thinks about him.

Would it be possible for a girl to take the initiative to say to him, "I like you, you can be my boyfriend!"

Doesn't that make him seem too active!

This girl is too active, boys will not know how to cherish it!

But the two have known each other for half a year, and this Ye Zixiang always treats him as if he is away, making Zhao Yuanyuan not sure whether this Ye Zixiang is really pursuing him.

This time Zhao Yuanyuan is willing to spend the New Year with Ye Zixiang at his house, which is considered to be the last chance for Ye Zixiang. If he doesn't understand such an obvious hint from himself, Zhao Yuanyuan will give up on him.

With such a low EQ, how can I live in the future!

It's just that he didn't expect to be pointed out by this Uncle Ye on the first day in Taoyuan Village.

Now Zhao Yuanyuan depends on Ye Zixiang's performance. If he still doesn't have the courage to say love to himself, Zhao Yuanyuan will buy a bus ticket to go home today, and will not associate with Ye Zixiang in the future.

"I……"

When Zhao Yuanyuan said it was wood, Ye Zixiang didn't know what to say.

"It's really stupid to read!"

Seeing Ye Zixiang's faltering, Ye Guangrong shook his head inwardly.

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