The Local Lazy Man System

"Hehe, husband, get up and eat, I'm starving to death."

Liu Qingqing said with a red face and a smile.

My husband is like a cow. I live a married life with him, and I am tossed hard every time. This physical exertion is huge. It was okay to fall asleep just now, but now that I wake up, I am so hungry.

"Okay. Get up and eat. If the wife is hungry, it will hurt the husband!"

Ye Rongrong kissed Liu Qingqing's forehead and said softly.

"Honey, you are so kind to me!"

Liu Qingqing leaned on Ye Rongrong's chest happily and said.

"Sister, brother-in-law, get up and eat soon. How long has it been? Don't think that you don't know how to control yourself when you are young. If you are old, there will be..."

Such a warm moment was ruined by the girl Liu Xixi's shout.

"This girl definitely did it on purpose."

Ye Rongrong is so depressed!

Just now, when I was in love with Liu Qingqing, I was about to turn into a beast... no... when I turned into a knight, I was interrupted by this sister-in-law.

"Don't rush, just get up!"

Ye Rongrong shouted to the door angrily.

After Ye Rongrong and Liu Qingqing got dressed and walked out of the room, Liu Xixi who was at the door blushed and looked at Ye Rongrong and Liu Qingqing.

"Xi Xi, your face is so red, do you have a fever? Hey... your face is very hot..."

Seeing that her sister was blushing so much, Liu Qingqing touched Liu Xixi's face with her hand and said.

"She doesn't have a fever, she has a fever."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"You're the only one with hair!"

Liu Xixi gave her brother-in-law a blank look, and hurried downstairs.

Could it be that I hid outside my sister's room in the afternoon and listened to the corner and was found out by this smelly brother-in-law? Otherwise, why would he say that about himself?

The more Liu Xixi thought about it, the more she blushed.

You must know that after listening to the corner for more than an hour, Liu Xixi went back to her room and took a ten-minute cold shower to suppress the anger in her heart.

To be honest, the feeling of taking a cold shower this season is really not pleasant at all.

"Fat chun, what chun are you sending?"

Liu Qingqing looked at her husband suspiciously and asked.

"It's nothing, this Liu Xixi has grown up, almost reaching the age when you married me."

Ye Rongrong smiled and put his arms around Liu Qingqing's slender waist and said.

When my wife married me, she was only eighteen years old, only one year older than my current sister-in-law.

Thinking about his wife dedicating the best time of her life to him, Ye Rongrong loved his wife even more in his heart.

You must know that many girls are still in high school at the age of eighteen.

But his wife married him and was already a wife.

Whether she is poor or rich, she always abides by the duties of a wife.

This is the blessing that I have cultivated in several lifetimes, so that I can marry such a good wife in this life.

"Honey, you won't make Xixi's idea, will you?"

Liu Qingqing suddenly looked at her husband with some anxiety.

After all, Liu Xixi is her own sister, if something like that happens, Liu Qingqing doesn't know what to do...

"What are you thinking? Is your husband such a man? Let's go downstairs for dinner."

Ye Rongrong pinched Liu Qingqing's pretty nose, and said with a smile.

"Hate!"

...

"Glory, your third uncle told us what happened in Burma. Even a gun can't penetrate your body. Is it true?"

At the dinner table, Liu Yunlong put down his chopsticks and asked curiously.

To be honest, Liu Yunlong really couldn't believe it when he heard his third brother say that his son-in-law was invulnerable to swords and guns in the afternoon, and even a submachine gun couldn't do anything to him.

Liu Yunlong knew that his son-in-law was good at martial arts, but even a submachine gun couldn't do anything to him, Liu Yunlong really couldn't believe it.

This man is made of meat, how could he not be able to penetrate a gun.

"Is there such a thing? Uncle San must be joking."

Ye Rongrong naturally wouldn't admit it.

It wasn't that Ye Rongrong didn't want his father-in-law to know that he was invulnerable, but he was afraid that his father-in-law would find something for him to do, such as being a coach in the military camp or something.

"But I don't want to be joking when I listen to my third brother!"

Liu Yunlong stared at Ye Rongrong and said.

If my son-in-law can really be invulnerable, I will let him hand over this skill to the soldiers in the barracks. Think about it, if those soldiers of mine can be invulnerable, who would be afraid of fighting!

"Really, in fact, my third uncle was deceived by me. That day I was wearing a bulletproof vest inside my clothes, so it felt like I was invulnerable."

Ye Rongrong explained with a smile.

"You didn't lie to me?"

Liu Yunlong looked at Ye Rongrong suspiciously and asked.

After all, he didn't see the scene of But with his own eyes, and Liu Yunlong couldn't be sure that what his third brother said was right. Just like what his son-in-law said, it is also possible that he was wearing a bulletproof vest under his clothes.

If Huaxia's kung fu could really make it invulnerable, there would be no such thing as the Eight-Nation Allied Forces in history.

"Father, why don't you take a gun and try it, I will definitely not be able to withstand a single shot, and I will definitely die."

Ye Rongrong said jokingly.

"Dad, if you dare to shoot in glory, we will leave, and we will never go back to Liu's house again."

Before Liu Yunlong could speak, Liu Qingqing immediately put the chopsticks on the table and said dissatisfied.

What is an extroverted woman?

That's it!

"Eat, eat, why are there so many words!"

Mr. Liu glared at his eldest son and said.

If he wanted his precious grandson-in-law to shoot, Mr. Liu would be the first to refuse, not even his eldest son.

...

The next day, Ye Rongrong's family took the "Safe Number" to meet in Taoyuan Village.

After paying New Year's greetings to the elders of relatives, Ye Rongrong began to live a leisurely life.

After the Spring Festival, the whole village is busy. Many engineering vehicles have also entered Taoyuan Village. The engineering team of hundreds of people has also settled in Taoyuan Village and started to build the road behind the mountain. Of course, the village roads in the village have also begun to widen. .

This time, several large groups have invested money to open the hot springs in the back mountain of Taoyuan Village, and the county leaders also attach great importance to it. They come to Taoyuan Village every two days to inspect the situation, but the village officials are busy like dogs.

But the village cadres in Taoyuan Village are all tired and happy.

In the past Taoyuan Village, parents didn’t love it, and mother didn’t love it. Not to mention the county leaders, even the leaders of the town, none of them came to Taoyuan Village or cared about the development of Taoyuan Village.

Originally, according to this trend, Taoyuan Village will be like many dilapidated villages in another ten or twenty years. In the end, there will be no people, and Taoyuan Village will become a history.

Fortunately, Ye Rongrong, a genius who hadn't appeared in hundreds of years, appeared in Taoyuan Village, and the whole Taoyuan Village began to become full of vitality.

Not to mention the county leaders, even the city leaders often come to Taoyuan Village to inspect the work, which makes these village cadres in the village feel particularly honored.

Of course, these have nothing to do with Ye Rongrong, Ye Rongrong is playing chess with Mengmeng now.

Now there are regulations in the country that advanced education is not allowed in this kindergarten, so now the kindergarten is starting to cultivate children's hobbies, and Mengmeng chooses chess.

Except for Ye Rongrong who can play chess, no one else in the family knows how to play chess. Mengmeng naturally took Ye Rongrong to teach her how to play chess.

"This guy may only take one step at a time, forward, backward, or sideways, but he can't leave this area. This area is called the 'Nine Palaces'. This guy is only allowed to take one step along the diagonal line of the 'Nine Palaces'. In and out."

"Xiang (xiang) can't cross the 'river boundary' and walk the word 'Tian'. When there are other pieces in the center of the word Tian, ​​commonly known as 'plug (xiang) elephant eyes', you can't go."

"Rooks can move straight forward, straight back, and sideways, with no limit to the number of steps. When the cannon is not capturing a piece, it moves in the same way as the rook. When the cannon captures a piece, it must jump a chess piece (no matter which side it is from) Eat, that is, commonly known as 'cannon-beating zizi'."

...

Ye Rongrong slowly taught Mengmeng how to play chess step by step.

"Boss, what you said is so profound that I can't even understand it."

Nangong Ziyan, who was listening to her master teach Mengmeng to play chess, looked at Ye Rongrong with a confused face and said.

"It's because you don't know how. After you know it, you'll think it's too simple."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

Chess is a simple thing to say, but it is very complicated when it is said to be complicated. This is a test of people's intelligence.

"Oh, really?"

Nangong Ziyan asked suspiciously.

Now Nangong Ziyan is dizzy looking at this chess, and she really has no confidence in learning how to play chess.

"Really, what I said just now, Mengmeng, do you remember?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Mengmeng and asked.

"Uncle, Mengmeng remember!"

Mengmeng nodded and said.

"Zi Yan, do you remember?"

Ye Rongrong looked at Nangong Ziyan and asked.

"remember!"

Nangong Ziyan nodded and said.

"Okay, you play chess, I will watch from the sidelines, if there is something wrong, I will correct it for you."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

With Ye Glory's current chess skills, if he played chess with Mengmeng himself, it would be really uncomfortable, the disparity is too great.

But this Nangong Ziyan is different, she is also a novice, two novices playing with novices, it is best, just look around by yourself.

To put it bluntly, Ye Rongrong wanted to be lazy!

...

The days passed day after day, and it was May in a blink of an eye.

"Husband, I want to send Dudu to kindergarten in the second half of the year, what do you think?"

Leaning in Ye Rongrong's arms, Liu Qingqing looked up at Ye Rongrong and said.

"Dudu is almost two years old, it's time to send him to kindergarten."

Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

In Ye Rongrong's opinion, this child should still play with other children and have his own peers. Dudu is at home every day, and it is difficult to have his own peers, so he must be sent to kindergarten to study.

"Husband, which kindergarten would you like to send to?"

Liu Qingqing asked.

Originally, Liu Qingqing had made up her mind to send Dudu to the kindergarten where Mengmeng was studying now. After all, Mengmeng had been studying there for more than a year, so she knew the situation of that kindergarten.

It's a pity that the head of the kindergarten is going to work with her husband in other places. This kindergarten will be closed after this semester, so Dudu has to choose another kindergarten.

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