The Local Lazy Man System

"Don't worry, Auntie, such a thing will never happen. It's too late for me to love Yuwei. How can I let her be wronged?"

Zuo Hai said hurriedly.

"It's okay if you don't!"

Liu Qingqing nodded and said with satisfaction.

…

After lunch, He Yuwei took Zuo Hai to visit the courtyard.

"The food at your uncle's house tastes really good. It's the best meal I've ever had."

Walking out of the small courtyard, Zuo Hai said to He Yuwei.

"That's right, my uncle's family is not an ordinary family. Many of the dishes they eat here are grown by themselves and cannot be bought outside. And if you have never tasted the dishes cooked by my uncle himself, that is the real It’s such a delicious food, you’ll never forget it once you eat it.”

He Yuwei said.

He Yuwei's mouth watered when she talked about the dishes cooked by her uncle.

It has been ten years since I tasted the dishes cooked by my uncle. I will remember the delicious food for the rest of my life. It was so delicious.

Especially these years abroad, eating boring foreign food every day, He Yuwei couldn't help but think of the human delicacies made by her uncle.

"Uncle, he can cook? And it's super delicious?"

Zuo Hai asked with a surprised look on his face.

"Of course, but uncle rarely cooks by himself now. I guess I won't have the chance to eat dishes made by uncle himself this time."

He Yuwei said with some doubts.

"Yuwei, I have a question. I'm curious about how uncle and the others take care of themselves. Why do they all look so young? They are all younger than us. If you hadn't said that they are all in their forties or fifties, I really wouldn't dare. I believe it, especially Aunt Qingqing, who looks like a girl and makes me feel like a female college student who has just entered college. She is certainly the most beautiful female college student there."

Zuo Hai asked curiously.

"I don't know about that either. I told you that my uncle is a strange person, so many things that we think are incredible have become normal for him."

He Yuwei said.

"Um!"

Zuo Hai nodded and said.

I had heard He Yuwei say before that she had a very amazing and magical uncle. When meeting him this time, Zuo Hai finally understood.

Uncle Ye Guangrong is really a strange person.

The fifty-year-old... no, forty-nine-year-old man actually looks like a young man in his twenties, and he has a group of wives who also look very young and beautiful.

"Yuwei...Yuwei..."

Suddenly a voice came from the sky.

Zuo Hai raised his head and looked around in confusion. There was no one else.

"Where's the sound coming from?"

Zuo Hai asked doubtfully.

"Haha, it's a whistling sound."

He Yuwei said with a smile.

"Yingying?"

Zuo Hai was stunned for a moment.

Just when he was in a daze, two birds flew down from the air and landed on He Yuwei's shoulders. One was a very common parrot, and the other was a very beautiful bird with seven-color feathers.

"This is the bird raised by my uncle. This parrot is Yingying, but he is smart and can talk about anything. This is just Wenwen, Yingying's wife Wenwen. It is a very rare colorful bird."

He Yuwei pointed to the parrots Yingying and colorful birds Wenwen on her shoulders and introduced them.

“It’s so blocked and blocked!”

Yingying said to Zuo Hai.

"What?"

Zuo Hai didn't understand what he was saying.

"It says Howdoyoudo, it's saying hello to you."

He Yuwei said with a smile.

I don’t know who Ying Ying learned English from. This pronunciation is very non-standard. This “Howdoyoudo” was actually said to be “so blocked and blocked”.

After reacting, Zuo Hai imitated Ying Ying's words and said, "It's so blocked and blocked!"

This parrot is a highly intelligent bird. It is normal for it to learn human language. Zuo Hai is not too surprised.

But soon, he could no longer remain calm.

"Yuwei, is he your boyfriend?"

Yingying asked Yuwei.

"Yes, he is my boyfriend,

How about it? Handsome, right? "

He Yuwei said with a smile.

"Not handsome at all, not good-looking! Not good-looking at all, the flowers are stuck in cow dung."

said the parrot, shaking his head.

"Hehehe...hehehe..."

Hearing what the parrot said, He Yuwei laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

I didn't expect that my boyfriend would be despised by a bird for not being handsome.

"you……"

Zuo Hai pointed at the parrot in disbelief and was speechless.

I never thought that I would be despised by a bird, that someone would treat me like cow dung despite my appearance.

Damn it, these words came from the mouth of a bird.

If this were to come out, he would be completely embarrassed.

"Yuwei, if your boyfriend is not handsome, why don't you let people say, eh... this guy... why is it so hard for him to tell the truth?"

Yingying said something dissatisfied and flew away with Wenwen.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

He Yuwei was so amused that she couldn't stand still.

It's so funny.

It would be great if I could use my mobile phone to record the episode just now...

"dare you laugh!"

Zuo Hai is so depressed!

Once upon a time, I was actually made fun of by a parrot.

"Husband, you are really not handsome. You see, everyone has said so."

He Yuwei finally stopped laughing and said to Zuo Hai.

"This parrot has become a sperm. It should have lived for a long time. "

Zuo Hai asked.

"Well, Yingying was here when I met my uncle. He is almost twenty years old now!"

He Yuwei said.

Generally, the lifespan of small parrots in the wild is less than 20 years. If kept in captivity by humans, the lifespan will be shorter, around 10 years.

The lifespan of medium and large parrots is much longer. A parrot can live for 40 to 100 years. If kept in captivity by humans, it can live for more than ten years.

However, this is not certain. If they are well cared for, there is no problem in living for 100 years.

It can be said that parrots are rare long-lived birds among birds.

"No wonder he's so smart!"

Zuo Hai nodded and said.

Zuo Hai was a little surprised by Yingying's intelligence, but he wasn't particularly surprised. After all, there were only a few parrots abroad who could talk, and even think and speak independently, but there were still some.

"Haha, my uncle's animals are very smart. Don't be surprised later."

He Yuwei said to her boyfriend with a smile.

Zuo Hai shook his head in disbelief. Looking at the courtyard, which was as beautiful as the prince's castle in fairy tales, he said, "Your uncle, this courtyard is so big and beautiful."

Zuo Hai was born into a wealthy overseas Chinese family. His yard also occupies a large area and is very beautiful, but compared with this place, it lacks a lot of the atmosphere of nature.

These are two completely different beauties. The artificial traces in my own yard are too obvious. It is a kind of man-made beauty, but here is different. It is a kind of natural beauty.

"That is……"

Suddenly Zuo Hai's expression changed, and his legs and feet began to tremble uncontrollably.

"Quick...run!"

After reacting, Zuo Hai took He Yuwei's hand and ran out quickly.

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