The Local Lazy Man System

"Captain Wu, brother, I've been out of luck for eight lifetimes, and I've been kicked to an iron plate." The bald man endured the pain and complained to Captain Wu.

"Oh, be more specific." Captain Wu asked with some interest. It is too powerful that one person can defeat a group of people.

"Cough, I heard that the two of them were beaten by one person, so I brought twenty or so people to look for the scene. Who would have known that the boy was so powerful. He knocked over a group of us with his bare hands, and I was injured. It was him who beat him, it was horrible."

When the bald man mentioned Ye Rongyao's body, he couldn't help trembling, and it seemed that he was really frightened by Ye Rongrong.

"It's true, it's fake, you can beat the twenty or so big men alone. Are you being beaten stupidly? Even the ace in the army can't beat so many big men with iron sticks in their hands."

Captain Wu doesn't believe it, there's no way, this thing is a little unscientific, how many people would believe it without seeing it with his own eyes.

"Captain Wu, you look at me like this, I've lost all my face, what else is there to hide, so many people see it, and I can't hide it even if I want to hide it, we are really alone. He was knocked down. That person was a martial arts master. He was too powerful. Sometimes he punched three or four people away. Twenty people were knocked to the ground within less than a minute of walking by his hand. They can't even be hurt."

The bald-headed man said with a dejected expression. Anyway, his face has been lost, and the bald man is not afraid of being teased by Captain Wu.

"I didn't expect that we still have powerful people here." Captain Wu said in surprise.

"Captain Wu, I've told you that this is the case. You police officers should not interfere." The bald man said.

The police~gangster family, sometimes I have to say that it is very reasonable. A small town is so big, and there are a lot of gangsters in the town. The police will not know why they don’t arrest them. This is really intriguing.

Believe in this phenomenon. It also exists in many places in China.

"why?"

Captain Wu said a little puzzled. After all, in the name of intentional wounding, the police can absolutely arrest the person who injured the bald gangsters.

"Captain Wu, if I beg you, don't worry about it."

The thought of that demon crushed the iron rod with one hand. How can a bald man dare to take revenge?

"But……"

Captain Wu was a little embarrassed.

"Captain Wu, please don't. We don't plan to call the police. We are unlucky in this matter. Please don't interfere. Oops, it hurts, why can't the ambulance still be there? I'm going to die of pain."

The bald man is really afraid of Captain Wu's involvement in this matter, otherwise he will let the devil know, how else can he survive, and martial arts masters like them will come and go without a trace, and they will anger him, and they will die without knowing. .

...

"Brother Glory. I didn't expect you to be so powerful, especially the one that crushed the iron rod. It's really cool." On the way, Ma Lin looked at Ye Rongyao with admiration and said.

"Yes, Brother Glory, you are too powerful."

Xiao Si'er also looked at Ye Rongrong with a look of admiration. Xiao Si'er and Ye Rongyao have known each other for more than 20 years, and he never thought that this Ye Rongyao would be so powerful.

"It's alright, it's just a little bit stronger." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Brother Glory, are you good at kung fu?" Ma Lin asked curiously.

"Okay, don't ask about these things. It's getting late. I'll drive the electric tricycle over, and it's time for us to go home."

Ye Rongyao pulled off the topic and said. Anyway, Ye Rongrong didn't want to talk about kung fu. After all, these things are not easy to explain. I can't explain it clearly, it's better not to say it and let them guess for themselves.

Soon, Ye Rongyao drove the electric tricycle over and put all the things he bought today on the car. Liu Qingqing's three daughters also each carried a rag doll the size of them on the electric tricycle.

Immediately, the entire compartment of the electric tricycle was crowded. The main reason is that these three big dolls take up too much space, but holding the dolls like this, when the electric tricycle arrives, the three girls will not be too cold, which is also a good thing.

"Xiao Si'er, thank you very much today." Ye Rongrong said to Xiao Si'er.

"Brother Glory, don't talk about it, I'm embarrassed. I knew that Brother Glory you were so powerful, I wouldn't go up." Xiao Si'er said with a blushing face.

"I can't say that, no matter what, I have written down this friendship, and come to me next time if anything happens."

Ye Rongrong said. Ye Rongyao was really optimistic about Xiao Si'er and thought he was a good person.

"Um."

Xiao Si'er nodded and said. Now Ye Rongyao is the object of Xiaosi'er's worship, Xiaosi'er even wonders if he can learn kung fu from Brother Rongrong in the future.

Don't be as powerful as Brother Glory, who can defeat dozens of people by himself. As long as he can defeat three or five big men by himself, Xiao Si'er feels that he is satisfied.

"Okay, don't talk, let's go first."

Ye Rongyao sat in the driver's seat of the electric tricycle, and as soon as the key was inserted and twisted, he drove the electric tricycle home.

...

Today is the 23rd and 24th day of the twelfth lunar month. It is the traditional "Little Year" in China, and it is also a traditional stove sacrifice day. "Little New Year" also means that people should prepare for the New Year and welcome the arrival of the New Year.

Before it was dark, firecrackers sounded one after another in Taoyuan Village, which were specially set off by each family in order to welcome the New Year.

"Twenty-three, after offering sacrifices to the stove, the children clapped their hands and laughed. In another five or six days, the New Year will come. Boxes to ward off evil spirits, playing with walnuts, and two cannons. high."

This is the scene description of the "small year" by the ancients, and it also expresses people's joyous psychology for welcoming the new year.

Ye Rongyao's family is also busy now, and Ye Rongyao's family will have a sumptuous dinner in the evening.

It's not that Ye Rongyao is now a chef in the kitchen, Liu Qingqing and Ye Shuting's three daughters are fighting on the side, Ye Shuting and Ma Lin are going to spend their young years at Ye Rongrong's house tonight.

Of course, it wasn't just the two of them. In the evening, Ye Rongrong also invited the old village chief, the fifth grandfather and the second grandma to spend the new year together.

After finishing the dishes, as the only man in the family and the head of the family, Ye Rongrong presided over today's sacrificial stove.

In fact, it's very simple. I used to watch my father make sacrifices to the stove every year. After so many years, Ye Rongrong is very clear about the process of making sacrifices to the stove.

The ancients always sacrificed to the stove by men. According to folklore, the moon belongs to the yin and the king of the stove belongs to the yang. Therefore, "men do not sacrifice to the moon, and women do not sacrifice to the stove."

In the evening on the day of offering sacrifices to the stove, families use tofu, vermicelli, cabbage, kelp, etc. to make "sacrificial stove soup" and bring it to the old stove lord's tablet.

Then, sesame cakes made of sugar paste or wheat candy are served, which is called "Sacrificial Kitchen Sugar". Because "the God of the Kitchen is dark, it is a crime to return to heaven and white people, so during sacrifice, sugar cakes are used to stick to God's mouth to make sure not to say anything."

Of course, there are still a lot of cumbersome steps, but these are all ancient people's sacrificial stoves. With the development of society, people's sacrificial stoves are not so cumbersome now, and like many ancient rituals, they have been simplified.

Paste the portraits of the cook and cook on the wall above the stove. The portrait of the cook is white and fat. This image is very similar to many chefs. The cook is in charge of the world's food, and people imagine his image to follow Like those chefs, they have a fat body and a thick waist.

There is also a couplet on the portrait, with the words "head of the family" on the banner. The kitchen master is in charge of the kitchen of the world and is in charge of the meals. In the era when food could not be satisfied, he was regarded as the head of the family. (To be continued.)