The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Glory, I adore you so much now." Ye Shuting said.

"Tingting, can you stop talking like this, I can't stand it." Ye Rongyao looked at Ye Shuting speechlessly and said.

"Brother Glory, what's wrong with me?" Ye Shuting asked Ye Rongyao with wide-eyed eyes.

"Tingting, when did you talk so loudly? I'm numb to hear it." Ma Lin also said.

"Just now, I was conquered by the charm of my Glory brother, so my words became so squeamish." Ye Shuting said.

"Tingting, you should call me Brother Glory. You call me Brother Glory. I'm not used to listening to it, and it always feels creepy." Ye Yaoyao looked at Ye Shuting helplessly and said.

"Sister Qingqing, was my voice really squeamish?" Ye Shuting looked at Liu Qingqing and asked.

"It's not a little bit, it's very squeamish. I didn't even talk to my husband like that, Tingting, you're out of line."

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Shuting seriously and said. Liu Qingqing felt that, as Ye Rongrong's official wife, it was necessary to remind Ye Shuting that she could play flirtatious with her man, but she could not cross the line.

"Oh, then I'd better call you Brother Glory."

Seeing that sister Qingqing was a little angry, Ye Shuting could only take a step back, but in the future when sister Qingqing was not around, Ye Shuting decided to talk to her glorious brother in a whimpering voice.

It is written in the book of love, and men like girls younger than themselves who are squeamish.

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After soaking for a while, Ye Rongyao lifted the pen out and dried the water on it. Then Ye Shuting and the others spread out the red paper and laid it flat on the table, pressing the four corners with small stones.

"What kind of Spring Festival couplets are you writing?" Ye Rongrong asked.

"If you don't write it down, you will have good luck throughout the year, treasures from all directions will enter the house, and the family will be prosperous. How about it?" Ye Xiaojuan suggested.

"No, no, many homes in the village have written Spring Festival couplets like this, we can't write this anymore." Ye Shuting shook her head and said.

After all, this Spring Festival couplet is the most common. During the Chinese New Year, when you go to a few households, five or six out of ten people put up this Spring Festival couplet.

"Otherwise, the financial resources will come along every day, and the good fortune will follow the spring every year. Henglian, the New Year will be auspicious, how is it?" Ma Lin suggested.

"No, this Spring Festival couplet is too common, we have to be different from others." Ye Shuting shook her head and said.

"Tingting, tell me one."

Ye Rongrong looked at Ye Shuting and said with a smile. This Ye Shuting said that this Spring Festival couplet is not good, and that this Spring Festival couplet is not good, then let her decide for herself, and see what good Spring Festival couplets she can say.

"Brother Glory, don't I think about it again!" Ye Shuting rolled her eyes at Ye Glory and said.

"Then think about it slowly. Wife, what do you think is good to write?" Ye Rongrong asked his wife.

"Heaven and earth will add wealth to the Shun family, safe and happy people will be blessed, Henglian, four seasons will be safe, husband, how do you feel?"

Liu Qingqing asked. From Liu Qingqing's point of view, as long as he and his man live in peace, he will be content.

"Very good. That's it."

Ye Guangyao picked up the brush and dipped it in a full amount of ink, and began to rub it on the red paper. As Ye Rongrong's pen walked the dragon and snake, the brush characters of the dragon and the phoenix appeared on the red paper.

"It's a beautiful word."

"Good word."

"Awesome, the word is really beautiful."

"It's better than any calligrapher's handwriting."

Ye Rongrong just finished writing. The girls couldn't help but say aloud. Ye Rongyao's calligraphy was really beautiful. Although the girls didn't know any calligraphy, everyone could tell at a glance whether the word was good-looking or not.

"How about it, now believe that my calligraphy is good."

Ye Rongrong put down the brush. asked Marlene with a smile. It was the girl Ma Lin who doubted her calligraphy skills just now.

"Brother Glory, your calligraphy is not good, but very good."

Marlene nodded. Ma Lin can see such good calligraphy even in the calligraphy exhibition in the capital. People who know each other at ordinary times can't write such good calligraphy.

"Brother Glory, I didn't expect your calligraphy to be so good. If my grandfather knew that your calligraphy was so good, he wouldn't dare to brag, saying that the calligraphy he wrote was the whole Taoyuan Village. Even in the nearby Shili Baxiang is the best, compared to your handwriting, my grandfather's calligraphy skills are only junior high school students at most."

Ye Shuting looked at Ye Rongrong admiringly and said. Now Ye Shuting feels more and more that her brother Glory is mysterious and more and more attractive to her.

"Hehe, it's not as exaggerated as you said. The old village chief's handwriting is still very good, and it's half a catty with me."

Ye Rongrong said humbly. After all, it was a calligraphy, and Ye Rongrong felt that there was nothing to be proud of. Compared with the skills of the "lazy system", this calligraphy was really nothing.

"Hehe, Brother Glory, my grandfather is not here, so you don't have to flatter my grandfather." Ye Shuting said with a smile.

"Fuck you, Tingting, you don't know your brother glory too well, are you that kind of person?" Ye Yaoyao said with a gloomy expression.

"Yes."

"Ha ha"

"Ha ha"

The four women said in unison. After speaking, the four looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

"Forget it, you guys are so jealous, Tingting, have you thought about what to write about?" Ye Rongrong asked.

"I've thought about it for a long time, welcome the spring and welcome the wealth, the wealth, the blessings, the peace, the cross-connection, the good luck, how about it, not bad!" Ye Shuting said.

"Yes, your head, these Spring Festival couplets can be bought everywhere in the market." Ye Rongyao gently tapped Ye Shuting on the head and said.

"Brother Glory, don't knock my head, you will be knocked stupidly." Ye Shuting touched the place where her brother Glory had knocked, and looked at Ye Rongyao with wide eyes.

I'm going, this look is so seductive~ attractive, Ye Rongyao quickly turned his eyes away, picked up the brush, and quickly wrote the pair that Ye Shuting said just now on the red letter.

Now Ye Rongyao is a little afraid of Ye Shuting, it seems that he can't be alone with Ye Shuting in the future, otherwise it will be easy to get into trouble, Ye Rongrong secretly warns himself in his heart.

Soon, Ye Rongyao wrote two pairs on the red letter, which were: "Sunrise, the river is red and the flowers are better than the fire, and the river is green as blue in spring, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant." United, Vientiane update."

There were a total of four sets of Spring Festival couplets, one for the courtyard door, one for the living room door, one for the bedroom door, and the last one, Ye Rongyao was going to put it on the kitchen. (To be continued.)