The Local Lazy Man System

"Then I'll tell Mom."

Liu Qingqing happily walked out of the house. Since giving birth to Dudu, Liu Qingqing hasn't gone shopping. Now that she has finally finished her confinement, Liu Qingqing really wants to go shopping.

Especially when you go to the market with the man you love.

If you want to take a woman out shopping, you must first learn to wait, and you must wait willingly.

Half an hour later, Liu Qingqing came out of the room.

"My wife, you are so beautiful."

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Qingqing blankly and said.

Liu Qingqing is dressed purely today, wearing a hibiscus-colored wide-sleeved top. The bracelet is wrapped around the neck of her left hand, and light purple tassels are lingering around the dark blue hakama.

Dark brown waist-length soft long hair in an extremely refreshing shape, tied up high with a purple headband. Amber eyes are gentle and quiet, like a pure goddess who just came out of school.

"Husband, my figure is out of shape!"

Liu Qingqing said a little depressed.

Just now Liu Qingqing wanted to put on her beautiful clothes, but found that many of them didn't fit well.

It's not that the clothes have become smaller, but that I have become fatter, especially the abdomen and my plump parts have become much larger.

Especially the abdomen, so fat, ugly to death.

Liu Qingqing didn't even know how long it would take for her to get back to this figure.

"Where is it out of shape, I think it is very good, it has become plump and looks better."

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Qingqing carefully and said.

Judging from her figure, Liu Qingqing's current figure is indeed much plumper than before her pregnancy.

But Ye Rongrong likes Liu Qingqing's plumpness, and every man has his own preference.

After all, Ye Rongrong likes plump women, who feel sensual and comfortable to hold.

"It's full of fat here, it's so fat!"

Liu Qingqing was very dissatisfied with the fat on her abdomen, and found it particularly ugly.

"It's okay, start at night, I will massage your abdomen for ten minutes every day, and you will recover in about a month."

Ye Rongrong said.

Ye Rongrong, who has the skills of a miracle doctor, has many ways to remove the fat on his wife's abdomen and restore her to the state before she had a child.

But the best and most non-toxic and harmless method is to massage the abdominal muscles.

Ye Rongrong is confident that if he massages himself, Liu Qingqing's abdomen will look like a girl's after a month.

Of course, the main reason is that your wife is young and you will recover quickly.

Unlike those middle-aged women who have given birth to two or three children, it is much more difficult for their bodies to recover.

"Really, you can recover in a month?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong in surprise and asked.

This woman is naturally very concerned about her figure and appearance.

"Why don't you have confidence in your man?"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"No, I'm just happy."

Liu Qingqing said happily.

...

The National Day is one of the most important festivals in China, and it is also the longest holiday except for the Spring Festival holiday during the Chinese New Year.

Today is the first day of the National Day holiday, and there is a lot of traffic on this road, especially today is the market in Aojiang Town and Longgang Town, there are especially many cars on this road.

No, Ye Glory stopped and walked, and he stopped and couldn't move after driving halfway, the traffic jam was severe.

Now the roads in Yangping County are basically the roads of decades ago. The 104 National Road that Ye Rongrong is driving now, what Ye Rongrong was like when he was a child, is what he is now, and basically has not been expanded.

There were not so many private cars more than ten years ago. This kind of road is good, and traffic jams rarely occur.

But it is no longer possible. Now people's living conditions are better, many people have cars, and the current roads can no longer meet their needs.

Slowly, traffic jams have become a common phenomenon. People who drive basically encounter traffic jams every two days or so.

It's not that the Yangping County Government doesn't want to expand the road, it's really difficult, if the road is widened,

The house on this roadside will be demolished, which is a huge expense!

Therefore, the matter of widening the road has not yet come to a conclusion.

Encountered in a traffic jam, Ye Rongrong had no choice but to stop and wait for the traffic police ahead to clear the traffic.

"The road is really congested today!"

Liu Qingqing said depressedly.

As soon as Chinese New Years and festivals are encountered in Huaxia, I find that Huaxia is really crowded with people and cars.

When it comes to holidays, people and traffic jams, everyone is getting used to it!

"There is no way, or I will tell you a joke."

Anyway, being idle is idle now, Ye Rongrong is going to tell his wife the joke he saw yesterday.

"Okay, husband, you haven't told me a joke for a long time."

Liu Qingqing said happily.

It's been a long time since I heard my husband tell me a joke, Liu Qingqing really misses it.

Liu Qingqing likes this kind of two-person world with her man.

Ye Rongrong looked at the situation ahead, estimated that within ten minutes, the car would not be able to go, so he started telling jokes.

One day, Liu Zongyuan was arrested and met Li Bai in prison, "May I ask why you are in prison?"

Li Bai said: "The crime of spreading rumours, flying down three thousand feet, people measured it, and it's not that long."

Liu Zongyuan said: "To each other, I said a thousand mountains and birds fly away, and someone reported that there was another one on the tree."

Just as he was sighing, Lu You came in, and Liu Zongyuan hurriedly asked, "How did you get in?"

Lu Youdao: "I wrote a sentence, 'Don't say it's too late to grow old, I'm still working hard at 80'. The family planning office said that I want to have a second child at the age of 80."

At this time, Li Qingzhao was taken to prison and passed by.

Everyone asked in surprise, "You are a weak woman, why did you come in?"

Li Qingzhao said depressingly: "'Chang Ji Xi Ting Sunset, Intoxicated and Knowing No Way Back', this is suspected of being detained for drunk driving!"

When everyone was sighing, Su Shi pushed the door open, and everyone wondered, "What's the matter with you?"

Su Shi sighed, "Don't mention it, I just wrote the sentence 'Looking horizontally, it looks like mountains and peaks, and the heights are different from near and far'. They just said that I peeked at women with impure motives, what is the world!"

...

"Hehe, the car is moving, you can go."

While talking, Ye Rongrong saw that the car in front started to move, so he stopped joking and started the car to move forward.

Although the speed is not fast, it is better than standing still.

"Husband, people still want to hear you tell jokes."

Liu Qingqing said a little depressed.

For the first time, Liu Qingqing hoped that the traffic jam could last a little longer, so that she could listen to more jokes.

I don't know why, but listening to her husband tell jokes to her, Liu Qingqing was very focused and felt it was very interesting.

"Let's tell you a joke tonight."

The road ahead has been cleared, and the speed of the car is increasing. It is estimated that it will take about ten minutes to reach Aojiang Town.

"Ok."

Liu Qingqing made up her mind, she would squeeze all the jokes out of her husband's stomach tonight.

Soon, I drove to the center of Aojiang Town, searched around, and finally found a parking space in front of a house. Of course, it is not free for you to park. The owner of the house charged a parking fee of 30 yuan.

Ye Rongrong didn't bother with him either, so he gave him thirty yuan for the parking fee.

Today, in the central area of ​​Aojiang Town Market, it was really difficult to find a parking place. Anyway, Ye Rongrong couldn't find it after searching for a long time, so he had to park here.

Thirty yuan is just thirty yuan, anyway, Ye Rongrong is not short of money now.

"Husband, let's go, let's go there to play."

Liu Qingqing said while holding Ye Rongrong's arm.

After being bored in the room for a month, and finally able to go shopping, Liu Qingqing was of course very happy.

The two were wandering happily on the street, and now the family was not short of money, so when Liu Qingqing saw something he liked, Ye Rongrong simply "buy".

The moved Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong with watery eyes, if Liu Qingqing's injury hadn't fully healed, she would have dragged her man to the hotel to get a room now.

Looking at his wife's watery eyes, Ye Rongrong understood why so many beautiful girls like to find rich men.

Because only rich men can satisfy their desire to buy whatever they want.

If you find a poor boyfriend, you have to ask the price when you go to the street to buy things. If you dare not buy it if it is too expensive, even if you buy it, you will feel distressed for a long time.

"Did you find out that your husband is very handsome now!"

Ye Rongrong joked with a smile.

"Hehe, yes, husband, you are so handsome now."

Liu Qingqing smiled happily.

The clear and clear voice like a silver bell immediately attracted the attention of many men nearby. They raised their heads to follow the sound, and when they saw it, they were all stunned.

This is seeing a fairy.

The beautiful appearance and charming figure make people's hearts hot, and the flawless jade arms as white as lotus root are gently swaying, and her breasts are tightly wrapped by the hakama.

The two slender and white nipples are so beautiful that it dazzles people's eyes, making all the male animals who see them swallow their saliva.

That pretty face was as flawless as white jade, with a charming smile, and slightly raised pink lips, which made many men want to kiss them fiercely.

Among them, many young men couldn't help but stand there in a daze, with their mouths open and their eyes fixed on Liu Qingqing.

Such a beauty is really rare, if you miss it, you won't see it next time.

"Ah...it hurts..."

A young man staring at Liu Qingqing cried out in pain.

It turned out that his arm was severely twisted by his girlfriend.

The severe pain immediately brought them back to their senses. Seeing the angry eyes of the fat girlfriend beside him, he was so frightened that he immediately begged for mercy in a low voice.

It's just that his eyes still turn to Liu Qingqing's position from time to time.

"Haven't seen enough, have you?"

The fat girlfriend next to her looked at her boyfriend angrily and said.

Did he think that his little tricks could escape the eyes of his old lady?

"Look... that's enough."

The young man said nervously.

But I was thinking in my heart, if you are half as beautiful as someone else, I won't even look at others.

This society! How fucking unfair!

Why is that guy accompanied by a beautiful woman, but I am surrounded by a "sow".

Of course, if this is the case, young men dare not say it, otherwise they will kneel on the washboard at night.

"No, if you dare to hook up with my man, I will teach her a lesson!"

Speaking of which, the fat woman walked towards Liu Qingqing's place. (To be continued.)