The Lord God Depends on Me

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng quietly squatted outside the classroom of the Propaganda Department, watching Zhou Xiaopangzi being tied to the cross.

cross?

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng were a little excited at once.

You guys really know how to play.

The head of the propaganda department came out more and more: "Do you know what's wrong with you?"

Little Fatty Zhou thought for a while: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't report you."

Everyone in the Propaganda Department:! ! !

"No, it turned out that your kid made the report!" The Minister of the Propaganda Department looked dumbfounded.

Just talk about how the director of teaching came to criticize them for being too low. It turned out that you reported it.

"Ahem."

The Minister of Propaganda Department concealed his embarrassment, and continued: "Midnight bad guy, is it your account?"

Zhou Xiaofat was shocked.

Oh yes, it was exposed in the post today.

"Yes, that's right."

Snapped!

Then, the Minister of Propaganda Department slapped his face with a slap: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Fatty Zhou became even more confused: "Me, why am I a scumbag?"

"You obviously have a girlfriend, why are you going to provoke Hou Tiantian!" said the Minister of Propaganda through gritted teeth.

After thinking for 0.3 seconds, Fatty Zhou gave up thinking decisively.

It’s my shit, um, it’s your shit!

But Ren Xiaofeng did understand, the other party, did you regard Grandpa Zhou as the elder brother Feng among the three scumbags?

Oh, yes, I used the account of Duke Zhou to speak in the post bar.

This is, just read the post, didn't read the hot search?

Hmm...post it, it seems to be managed by the school, if it is managed by the school, it should be handed over to the Propaganda Department...

In other words, this minister, does he manage too broadly?

Is there a moral requirement for entering the Ministry?

But thinking about the attire of the Propaganda Department, Ren Xiaofeng immediately denied this judgment.

Is it a cult who cares about character?

So he made a decisive choice and continued to watch the show.

"Remember the dancing butterflies?"

At this time, the Minister of the Propaganda Department took off his hood, revealing his peerless appearance.

Ren Xiaofeng: Ah, the head of the Propaganda Department is a man.

Sun Tianzheng: Ah, the head of the Propaganda Department is a man.

Zhou Xiao Fatty: Ah, the head of the Propaganda Department is a man.

"Hey! What rude thing do you think!"

Seeing the other person's eyes, the Minister of Propaganda Department was so angry that he said, "I'm just a voice changing period! He is a serious man!"

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Sun Tianzheng: ...

Zhou Xiaofat turned his head to the side: "Cut~"

Then, he reacted instantly, looking at the head of the Propaganda Department, full of horror.

"Me, me, you, you, my girlfriend, called Caidie Piaowu."

Ren Xiaofeng:! ! ! Damn it! Online dating rollover scene!

Sun Tianzheng was no longer sour right away, so he just said, he doesn't have a girlfriend, how could this fat man have a girlfriend.

Fatty Zhou was almost crying, but he didn't want to show up like this.

"You, are you Cai Die dancing?"

"certainly......"

Zhou Xiao Fatty's heart sank to the bottom.

Society is simple, but people are complicated.

"no."

After answering, the Minister of Propaganda Department found that the other party's face was wrong.

Immediately stepped forward, grabbed the other's collar, and said angrily: "Why! Why is my sister not worthy of you? What do you mean by your desperate little eyes?"

younger sister?

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng immediately pricked their ears.

hateful!

I'm so envious!

"younger sister?"

Little Fatty Zhou reacted instantly: "Big, Brother Uncle?"

"Who is your elder brother! Say! What is your relationship with Na Hou Tiantian!"

The Minister of Propaganda released his hand and sat on the chair directly opposite him.

And around him is a group of people in purple cloaks.

Real Sacrifice Ceremony.

And Sun Tianzheng had a bad feeling in his heart.

Just when Zhou Xiao Fatty was about to explain.

Peng!

Once again, Sun Tianzheng kicked open the door of the Propaganda Department without hesitation.

"Ahahahaha, don't want to hurt my brother!"

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Ha, the monkey is broken again.

......

A melee, coming fast, going faster.

One face to face, Sun Tianzheng was tied to the side by Wuhuada.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

After struggling to no avail, tears of humiliation were suddenly shed.

"No, Lord Minister, I didn't do anything."

Ren Xiaofeng was also tied to the cross.

"just in case."

Then, the Minister of the Propaganda Department set his sights on Zhou Xiaopangzi again: "First introduce myself, my name is Gu Xuanwu, and I am the Minister of the Propaganda Department."

"Then, kid, go and die!"

With that said, he got up and was about to move his feet to Zhou Xiao Fatty, his eyes were fierce.

Damn it, this kid got his sister off!

My sister, she has ignored herself for three days!

Damn it!

The cloaks hurriedly pulled on.

"Your Excellency, calm down, calm down."

"That's right, you still have to ask clearly about the matter."

"Violence cannot solve any problems."

"..."

Gu Xuanwu gritted his teeth: "Can he not have to die after asking clearly? Huh? Huh?"

In Zhou Xiaofat's expectant eyes, the cloaks were silent.

Zhou Xiao Fatty:! ! !

Damn it!

What do you mean!

"Smelly boy! I warn you! You tell me to stay away from my sister! Otherwise..."

Peng!

Cang Dang!

Before the words were finished, the door of the Propaganda Department was kicked open again.

"Brother! Don't care about my business! Don't let you do anything weird to my boyfriend... weird..."

Seeing the scene inside, Gu Yuxuan who rushed over was stunned.

Two huge crosses stand in the middle, and two boys are tied to it.

On the side of the cross, a boy who was **** like a bug was wriggling his body frantically.

And his own brother was held by a group of strange gangs who were wearing purple cloaks and half-face masks, and they felt suspicious at first sight.

This, what kind of cult ceremony scene is this?

After slowly exiting the classroom and confirming that it was the classroom of the Propaganda Department, a perverted look came online instantly.

"Hey? ~ Unexpectedly, brother, you still have this habit. Goodbye."

Then Gu Yuxuan turned and left.

First step slowly, then go fast, and finally, run wild!

"Mom! Mom! Not good! Brother has joined the cult!"

Gu Xuanwu:! ! !

"Hurry up and get her back for me!"

"No! Not like this! Sister! Not what you see!"

Gu Xuanwu broke free, and hurriedly caught up to explain to his sister: "I just want to teach the scumbag who cheated on your feelings..."

Wow!

Everyone rushed out of the classroom.

The three of Ren Xiaofeng looked at each other, and then they were silent.

Ren Xiaofeng looked at Xiao Fatty Zhou: "Duke Zhou, are you sure, the propaganda department you joined, is it serious?"

"Hi, that's why I am not. Did you report it." Zhou Xiao Fatty said nonchalantly.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Sun Tianzheng: ...

Niubi Niubi.

A few minutes later, Gu Xuanwu led everyone back to the classroom again.

"Sister, younger sister, calm down, brother really didn't join any cult, nor founded a cult, brother swears."

With that, Gu Xuanwu led Gu Yuxuan to his seat.

Tea was served again, water was poured, and cakes were served intimately.

Gu Yuxuan nodded as if believing.

Ren Xiaofeng: Ah, sister control.

Sun Tianzheng: Ah, sister control.

Zhou Xiao Fatty: Ah, sister control.