The mage in the late Qing Dynasty

[I blew the eagle bone whistle and summoned according to the old method. 】

[Not long after, there was the sound of rotten leaves turning and vegetation shaking in the forest. 】

[Goblins, boys and girls are all nervous, the unknown is the fear. 】

[They felt relieved when they saw the devil's vine stopped in front of me. 】

[I saw the devil's vine rolled up flexibly and obediently, and was hung around my waist. The goblin said in surprise: Brave, I didn't expect you to possess an ancient skill that is almost lost even among the druids. 】

Did Zhao Chuanxin not expect that the ability to control devil's vine is so rare?

[I patted the two summoned devil vines and said: Now, our safety has an extra guarantee. 】

This secret passage was walked by the goblins many years ago and was safe.

But their strength quickly ran out.

Zhao Chuanxin doesn't plan to do anything these days and keeps his diary in hand every day.

Sometimes I even have to read the diary while eating, which shows the depth of my hard work.

Miao Cuihua said angrily: "Is your wordless heavenly book so attractive?"

Zhao Chuanxin usually glanced at hers intentionally or unintentionally, but these days his eyes never left the old book. Could it be that Yan Ruyu really existed in the book?

Zhao Chuanxin raised his head and bared his teeth and said: "Sister Hua, you don't understand. I have read a million volumes of books and my eyes have become enlightened. If you look at it without words, I think it is more wonderful than everything in the universe."

Miao Cuihua saw that he was fascinated by reading, so she helped him pick up vegetables and put them in his bowl.

Zhao Chuanxin felt that even his own mother was not as well taken care of as Miao Cuihua.

Isn't this the woman that mama's boy dreams of?

[After we had enough rest, we continued on our way. 】

[The brothers and sisters lost their initial fear and were full of curiosity about the strange vegetation in the Shadow Forest. 】

[ Along the way, everyone was asking me and the goblins for the names of these weird plants. 】

[The goblin said: This glowing tree has a stronger memory than us. Three hundred years ago, when I came here, it was still a small seedling. 】

Damn it, three hundred years passed by in a blink of an eye, and Zhao Chuanxin was so envious that he almost shed his tears.

Compared with pretending, he can give full marks.

When can I have a life span of three hundred years?

[The goblin added: This piece of heart-shaped grass is called heart-protecting grass. Crushed and taken, it can treat patients who are on the verge of death due to heart problems. 】

[When the brother and sister heard this, they squatted down and dug grass. 】

Zhao Chuanxin felt moved after hearing this.

He quickly wrote:

[I also dug up some herbs. 】

Then use the pass key to remove it.

While eating, Miao Cuihua almost spit out her rice when she saw that Zhao Chuanxin had an unknown weed in his hand.

"Aren't you reading a book? Where did you get this?"

Zhao Chuanxin temporarily closed the diary: "Quick, Sister Hua, didn't I use wood to cut two flower pots yesterday? Let's plant the grass first."

An effective medicine for treating heart disease.

I don’t know if it will work on acute illnesses such as myocardial infarction. If it works, it would be great.

Seeing his surprise, Miao Cuihua didn't dare to neglect, put down her chopsticks and went to get the flower pot.

The most indispensable thing in Laoyinggou is the black humus soil on the mountain. After filling it in, Zhao Chuanxin said: "Sister Hua, please step back a little, I want to apply some fertilizer to them."

He took out the chamber pot of the old god and shook his wrist in a strange and weird gesture.

Miao Cuihua was confused: "Is this a master dance? Or is it a practice?"

Zhao Chuanxin said: "Go quickly and go into the house, otherwise you will regret it."

Miao Cuihua made a "cut" sound: "I saw you when you were struck by lightning. What does this mean..."

Before she finished speaking, she knew she had made a mistake and quickly shut up.

Zhao Chuanxin suddenly realized, no wonder Miao Cuihua was always afraid of him for a while.

It turns out that I saw him charging Mjolnir.

He chuckled and said, "Sister Hua, you have to get used to this kind of thing in the future."

Seeing that Miao Cuihua did not listen to the advice, Zhao Chuanxin gently dropped a drop of smelly liquid into the flower pot.

"vomit……"

Miao Cuihua's gagging sound could be heard next to her.

Zhao Chuanxin smiled evilly, grabbed the humus he dug from the ground, and covered the smelly liquid. The smell was suddenly reduced a lot.

Then he sealed the old god's chamber pot, put it away, grabbed Miao Cuihua's hand and returned to the house.

After entering the house, Zhao Chuanxin felt the warmth and softness in his hands and quickly let go.

Miao Cuihua didn't care about anything else, she bent over and retched.

"Put this into your mouth and nose." Zhao Chuanxin brought a new wet towel.

After Miao Cuihua covered her nose, the water vapor moistened her nasal cavity, and her sense of smell finally stopped suffering.

She asked angrily: "What the hell? It's so disgusting to me."

"This is the liquid blessed by me. It does stink a bit, but it is of great benefit to the crops." Zhao Chuanxian was somewhat used to the smell of coming and going infrequently. "Okay, Sister Hua, let's continue eating."

Miao Cuihua said angrily: "If you want to eat it, you can eat it yourself."

She had lost her appetite at all.

Zhao Chuanxin laughed and continued to flip through the diary.

[We move on. I find myself becoming more and more familiar with my surroundings. 】

[It turns out that we have arrived at the place where the forest elves live. 】

[Goblins and forest elves are very familiar. They have the same origin and are both a group of dwarves. 】

[The leader of the forest elves said to me: Stranger, long time no see, you have become a brave man now. 】

[Although there were many conflicts between us at the beginning, I was still very happy to see my old friend. 】

[I asked: How are the forest elves doing during this time? 】

Damn it, Zhao Chuanxin still remembers how many times he was beaten by this long-sighted bitch.

[The leader of the forest elf clan sighed: After a long period of development, the clan land where we live has become increasingly barren, and the growth of crops is far from as good as before. After experiencing the war again, life was not easy. 】

Zhao Chuanxin narrowed his eyes.

He doesn't have much mental burden to plot against these forest elves.

He wrote:

[I said: Maybe, I can help with this. 】

[The leader of the forest elf clan was surprised: Really, brave man, that would be great. 】

Oh, don't rush to be happy.

Zhao Chuanxin continued to write:

[I said: Of course. We are old friends, aren't we? I believe in friendship and am willing to show my friendship first. 】

[The forest elf clan chief showed an eager look on his face: Brave, you are right, I also believe in our friendship. 】

Damn, that’s it?

Zhao Chuanxin thought that the dog was too shameless.

He wrote:

[I said: Oh, you believe in friendship, but you don’t want to express your friendship first, right? 】

[Forest Elf Clan Chief:...]

[After a while, the leader of the forest elf clan said: Brave man, tell the truth, what do you want? 】

The corners of Zhao Chuanxin's mouth turned up.

If you don't see a rabbit, don't let go of the hawk.

He wrote:

[I said: My friends, don’t worry, let’s see what I can bring to you first. 】

Zhao Chuanxin used the key to transfer the chamber pot of the old god and taught "me" how to open and seal it.

[I took the old god’s chamber pot and dropped a little smelly liquid on a plant of the forest elf. 】

[The boys and girls were nauseated by the stench. 】

[However, the goblins and the forest elves who were watching curiously did not vomit. 】

[The leader of the forest elf clan was shocked and said: Stranger, this is the sacred object of our old god of the dwarves. How did you get it? Hell, even if the entire Shadow Forest withers, this treasure can bring the forest back to life. The gods of the past used it to hover high in the sky and sprinkle the blessing liquid in the sky to revive the earth from its slumber. 】

Huh?

It has a sense of picture.

Zhao Chuanxin imagined that he was holding the chamber pot of the old god at an altitude of thousands of meters, spreading the smelly liquid like falling rain.

When a smelly rain falls, it is estimated that regardless of the vegetation or crops, they will grow crazily.

It turns out that this is how the chamber pot of the old gods was used.

He also thought, would it be better if he flew a plane?

He wrote:

[I said: Since you recognize this treasure, you should know its efficacy. 】

[The leader of the forest elf clan nodded: Yes, brave man, I know its magic. So, what price do I have to pay to get back the treasure of our dwarves? You know, except for us dwarves, you humans and other races can't stand this smell. 】

Thinking too much.

If you can't stand it, I can use a wet towel to block my mouth and nose.

Zhao Chuanxin wrote:

[I said: You can only exchange for the liquid spilled by the baby, but not the baby itself. 】

[The goblin next to him suddenly interjected: I also recognize this treasure. I remember that you forest elves know how to make a mechanism to manipulate this treasure. I suggest you use this as a trade. 】

This is the advantage of having many friends.

There are always people who know their stuff.

[The leader of the forest elf clan looked embarrassed: Friends, you have to know that making that kind of mechanism requires a lot of the forest elf clan’s telepathic metal. Brave, the metal used for the head of the carving knife I once gave you as a gift should be familiar to you. You know, induction metal is too precious. 】

I am...

Zhao Chuanxin's heart was beating wildly.

It doesn't matter whether the mechanism is activated or not, but the Elf Carving Knife is too powerful.

Of course he knew how outrageous this thing was, so he quickly wrote:

[I said: Patriarch, we are friends, aren’t we? Ours cannot be considered a transaction, it can only be said to be a mutual gift between friends. I once solved a lot of troubles for the forest elves. Know that I would never impose friendship on someone who doesn't need it - who thinks I'm insignificant. 】

[The leader of the forest elf hesitated for a moment: Brave, you are right, we are friends. OK, I agree. 】

Although this guy agreed, Zhao Chuanxin did not take it lightly, fearing that he would secretly play tricks on him again.

[I use the chamber pot of the old gods to water the land of the forest elves as much as I can. 】

[Even though I blocked my mouth and nose with a towel, I was still dizzy from the smoke. 】

[The leader of the forest elves suggested: It is better to leave this job that is too hard for you humans to our tribe. 】

Zhao Chuanxin refused without even thinking about it.

He wrote:

[I said: No need. This is a testimony of friendship. I need to do it myself, otherwise it will appear that I am not sincere. 】

[Forest Elf Clan Chief:...]

[I said: Patriarch, please go make the mechanism. I am not worried about my sense of smell, I care more about my mechanism. 】

This time Zhao Chuanxian chose to defend to the death.

He wants to take advantage of it, but he won't give more benefits.

[Finally, I watered all the land of the forest elves. 】

[The chief of the forest elf clan handed me a scepter made of unknown wood. 】

[It says: Brave man, place the holy object at the handle. 】

[The forest elf told me how to use it. In fact, it is essentially the same as the elf carving method. 】

[The difference is that of the original elf carving knife, only the tip of the knife is made of sensitive metal. Now, it is entirely made of induction metal, embedded inside the scepter. 】

[I can control the entire scepter and hold it in the air without shaking it. You can also pull out the handle, and the elf carving knife can be extended to up to two meters while still being sharp. 】

[The leader of the forest elf clan named the scepter - the scepter of redemption. Because he believes that even if the world is on the verge of destruction, the blessed liquid in the holy objects here can redeem all things. 】

[The leader of the forest elves begged me: Brave, I swear on the honor of the entire clan that the forest elves will always be your friends. All I ask of you is that when one day you no longer need the Redemption Scepter, or when your life span is about to expire, please return the Redemption Scepter to my family of forest elves. 】

[I was a little hesitant, wondering whether the other "me" would make a commitment to the forest elf patriarch. 】

Zhao Chuanxin was startled.

This is the first time that "I" in the diary mentioned him.

This is like Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, which confused Zhao Chuanxin for a moment.

It turns out that "I" always knew that Zhao Chuanxin was manipulating him.

Maybe "I" think Zhao Chuanxin does better than him, or is smarter.

So most of the time "I" am willing to listen to Zhao's instructions, and will only resist if it goes against his bottom line.

Is this considered the first formal communication between the two?

Zhao Chuanxin thought for a while: As long as he is still alive, he will never be able to hand over the scepter of salvation.

If you don't pay it back before you die, then it won't matter.

Everyone is going to die, so there is no need to be a miser and bury the scepter in the coffin. There may be a risk of tomb robbery, and even death will not stop.

Just thinking about it,

The diary has been updated again.

[The forest elf clan leader gave two choices:

One, promise it, in addition to the Redemption Scepter, it will also use warm wood, combined with my devil vine and eagle bone whistle, to create a whip weapon that can store stinky liquid as the main driving force and can survive the long and severe cold as a reward. .

Two, if I don’t agree to it, I will get nothing. 】

Zhao Chuanxin's Kung Fu was just stunned, and he unexpectedly gained something unexpected.

This time the leader of the forest elf clan really spent a lot of money.

But it’s not surprising when you think about it.

For the long years of the dwarves, the short life span of human beings cannot even make a splash in the long river of history.

They can afford to wait.

Zhao Chuanxin wrote:

[I promised the forest elves that I will return the Redemption Scepter after my death. 】

[I pledge my reputation as a brave man. 】

[The goblins, my brother and my sister and I left the forest elves. 】

In front of Zhao Chuanxin, there are two more treasures.

The Redemption Scepter is made entirely of wood, but has a high density and is heavier than ordinary wood. It should be very strong.

Zhao Chuanxin could just reach out and hold the head of the handle, which contained the old god's chamber pot. There is a hole on the handle, through which the smelly liquid can be poured out when the old god's chamber pot is opened.

Zhao Chuanxin picked up the tail of the scepter again. He felt that it could be used as a blunt instrument, equivalent to a hammer.

Press the switch and pull out the handle. It is a blade that is similar in length to the original elf carving knife, but this time it is entirely made of induction metal.

With a thought in his mind, the blade quickly extended and became thin and long, like a thread.

He casually cut it toward the corner of the square table, cutting off a piece as easily as cutting tofu.

Zhao Chuanxin was overjoyed.

If he were to fight with the little devil with a bayonet, he could easily cut off the opponent's gun and bayonet, and he might even cut his body into two pieces.

I don’t know what mechanism the forest elf has installed in the handle of the Redemption Scepter.

Even if he shakes it, the old god's chamber pot will not produce lateral force.

But as long as he wanted to, without shaking, the inner blade could touch the mechanism and make the chamber pot of the old god stay in the air.

This means that he no longer has to behave like a staff when he controls the Old God's chamber pot.

Looking at the devil's ivy whip again, the root of the devil's ivy is wrapped in a piece of wood that is warm to the touch.

There is a storage bin here that can store a small amount of smelly liquid.

Even if the devil's vine does not suck blood, it is enough to support its activities. Like a chain saw, as long as you add oil, it will work.

He initially relied on using devil's ivy to ambush his enemies.

It's a pity that it was cut off later.

Hanging the devil's vine whip on his waist, Zhao Chuanxin carried the scepter of salvation and went to the river outside the courtyard. He excitedly said to Miao Cuihua: "Sister Hua, pack up. We will set off tomorrow."

Miao Cuihua was washing clothes and asked curiously: "Just leave. What are you doing with a fire stick?"

"..."

The scepter of salvation, regarded as a sacred object by the forest elves, turns out to be just a fire stick in Miao Cuihua's eyes.

Zhao Chuanxin was leaning on the handle happily, and he still needed a suit, so he looked more like a gentleman.

"Sister Hua, look, do I look like a Western aristocrat?"

Miao Cuihua wrung out Zhao Chuanxin's clean clothes, put them into a wooden basin, held them under her arms and stood up, holding Zhao Chuanxin's arm with her other hand: "Go home, my noble lord."

The weather had started to get hot at this time, and Miao Cuihua wore little clothing.

Zhao Chuanxin felt the soft peaks invade his arms, and he rubbed them uncomfortably.

"Sister Hua, what's the little bump? It rubs against my arm and makes me nervous."

Miao Cuihua leaned in, her voice was filled with real hurt, and she said seductively: "I am a little girl, I don't have an iron will like you. I also read when you are not around. Wang Yangming said, When you didn't look at the flower, the flower died with you; when you looked at the flower, the color of the flower suddenly became clear. Maybe the flower was rubbing against you, because now you feel the flower."

I am...

Zhao Chuanxin, who had always had the upper hand verbally, was suddenly aroused, and his mouth went dry instantly.

Even the way he walks becomes weird.

He shook the scepter in his hand unnaturally and coughed twice: "What about that, Sister Hua, go hang the clothes quickly, I'm going to inform Li Shutong."

Seeing him withdraw his arm, cross his legs awkwardly, and run away quickly.

Miao Cuihua smiled sweetly: "You are so quick to talk, you think I can't do anything?"

With my waist relaxed, I went back to the courtyard to dry my clothes.

In the distance, there was a group of soldiers carrying water. Looking at the back from a distance, they swallowed their saliva and said, "They are the goblins from Captain Zhao's family."

"Captain Zhao is very handsome, Emma, ​​I am really envious of him."

"I envy you for going to Nangang to find your sister."

"One look at this goblin makes me lose all interest in looking at my sister. I have never seen such a beautiful woman."