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“Don’t borrow!”

Even though Deadpool howled wolf, saying that he was so poor that he only had a pair of underwear, Constantine was unmoved, and even raised his leg to signal the sand sculpture to get away.

“Don’t.”

Deadpool hugged Constantine’s leg and howled: “Vanessa said, if I can’t earn rent money anymore, he will kick me and have a new love.” ”

“Cut!”

[Konstantin] spat out a puff of smoke and said: “You said that last time, to be honest, like you who likes to arrange green hats for yourself, this is the first time I have met, Wade, do you have any special proclivities?” ”

Deadpool: “…”

“Mr. Constantine, can I please have a drink?”

Being ignored by the two like this, Natasha was unhappy in her heart, ruffled her hair and sat down, raised her head and chest, and seduced Tiancheng with every move.

Grunt! ×2

Deadpool swallowed his saliva again very uncontrollably.

“Nothing!”

[Konstantin] glanced at him with contempt, and said with a straight face: “This female agent, I don’t like your type, please treat yourself with dignity.” ”

“Huh!”

Natasha rolled her eyes, “Please take your eyes off when you say this, thank you.” ”

“If you don’t look, don’t look.”

Konstantin calmly looked away and pouted: “An old woman over a hundred years old, I am not rare to see.” ”

[Amazement value +342 from Natasha].

[Exclamation value +296 from Coulson].

[From Wade. Wilerson’s exclamation value +643].

“Won’t it, this beauty is over a hundred years old?”

Deadpool opened his eyes wide, stared at Natasha’s hot figure incredulously, touched his chin and muttered, “No, is it possible that silicone technology is so developed now?” ”

(╬ ̄ dish ̄).

Natasha kicked it with a cold face.

“Oooh———”

Deadpool knelt again with his legs between his legs.

Natasha kicked a few more times in disbelief before looking at Konstantin with a straight face, “You know me?” Why do I know my age? ”

“You can see at a glance, what’s so strange about this.”

[Konstantin] spit out a smoke ring and said leisurely: “Don’t be discouraged Auntie, it’s nothing to be older, you are still very well maintained.” ”

“Uh-huh…”

Deadpool nodded with empathy, and whispered: “Fang is not convenient to ask, Auntie, how do you usually maintain it, after I go back, let my girlfriend learn it?” ”

“Inconvenient!”

Described as an old woman, Natasha was in a bad mood, raised her leg and kicked Deadpool away.

Syllable!

Deadpool stuck to the tin door of the bar, and then slowly slid down.

Click!

Just at this moment, the door opened, and a middle-aged white woman looked at Deadpool lying on the ground, and after confirming it repeatedly, she said in an uncertain tone: “Wade. Mr. Wilson? ”

“It’s me.”

Deadpool stood up from the ground and enthusiastically shook the white woman’s hand, “Ms. Matthew, right, I remember you, you are my regular customer.” ”

“It’s Shuma!” The white woman corrected.

“Oh, Ms. Shuma.”

Deadpool nodded without embarrassment and changed the subject: “Ms. Shuma, can you tell me more about your daughter’s disappearance now, are there any useful clues?” ”

“There is one!”

The white woman frowned, “My daughter just went to high school, and I heard that she had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend’s parents didn’t have a good reputation and seemed to be believers in Satan.” ”

“Oh?”

Konstantin, who was originally not interested, heard the words Satan, and suddenly became interested, “Madam, tell me more about the situation, maybe I can help you.” ”

……

On the outskirts of New York City, on a farm, broken cattle and sheep carcasses and bright red blood form a strange and terrifying altar.

The altar is in the shape of an inverse star with a black inverse cross tied to a demon statue at the top.

In front of the altar, a group of black-robed cultists held white candles in their hands, praying reverently and frantically.

“Great son of hell!”

“Your devout believers offer you a pure sacrifice and ask you to send miracles and give us life and strength…”

While praying, these cultists also cut their wrists, allowing blood to stain the red lines of the pentagram.

“These people’s knives are rusty, aren’t they afraid of tetanus?” Deadpool crouched in the grass and whispered.

Nobody paid attention to this sand sculpture!

[Konstantin] looked at the white woman holding the compass and asked softly, “Ms. Shuma, are there your daughters in those sacrifices?” ”

“Yes, little Emma is inside.”

The white woman, whose eyes were red, held Constantine’s hand tightly, and choked: “Mr. Constantine, please save my daughter.” ”

“Hey, Ms. Shuma.”

Hearing this, Deadpool jumped up sharply, crossed his waist and said dissatisfied: “This is my commission, did you ask for the wrong object?” ”

Well?

Hearing someone speak, the cultists stopped praying and turned their heads in unison to look at the grass.

“Idiot!”

[Constantine] twitched out of the corner of his eye, kicked Deadpool out to attract firepower, and then pulled the white woman back.

Bang bang bang ———

The cultists of this year were fierce in fire, and when they saw a pervert in a masked tights jumping out of the grass, they immediately raised their submachine guns and opened fire expressionlessly.

As soon as Deadpool tried to raise his hand in surrender, he was beaten into a mess of rotten meat.

Bang.

Deadpool’s ‘corpse’ fell softly to the ground, and before dying, he gave Constantine a middle finger.

“Mr. Konstantin, what do we do now?” The white woman was trembling with fear.

“It’s not a big problem.”

[Konstantin] waved his hand calmly, turned his head to Coulson and Natasha, and said, “Two agents, don’t you care about sacrificing demons?” ”

“Whatever!”

Natasha was still angry, and when she heard this, she hugged her chest with her hands and replied with a cold face.

“Oh!”

Konstantin nodded calmly, lowered his body, and shouted at the top of his voice: “It’s too dangerous here, and Ms. Shuma is ready to cancel the commission and go back to the police.” ”

“What?!!?”

The corpses on the ground stood up sharply.

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