The Midnight Owl

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Five people popped out of the owl, and they all hung on the tree.

"Don't look hilarious, hurry up and save me!" The four-meter high branch, he didn't dare to move with his fingers, for fear of breaking the balance of force.

"Wait, I'll find a stationery to pick you up." Li Xiasha had his arms raised and pulled on the arm that had nothing.

"..." Qi Shan wanted to jump down and smash him all together.

"Is it done?" Li Zi asked Han Buting recently, with uncertainty in his daze.

Han Buting opened the mobile phone WeChat group, and the first one was also asked carefully by a small partner-succeeded?

Then came Captain Xu's second answer-before five o'clock, thirteen owls were destroyed, what do you say?

Behind the scenes comes a smiley expression pack.

At this point, the Owl has been established and has been walking in the WeChat group of the Beijing Branch for a week. It took less than half a minute to come out, and the full screen of "hahahaha" and the "laughing expression pack" of various styles, genders, and species exploded into a magic ocean.

Li Zi watched the music out loud, and she was so relieved that she finally dared to ask, "What the **** am I dreaming about?"

He didn't expect that it would be himself who stayed in the secret grid this time, but what nightmare he had done, he had no clue, and when he woke up, he felt that his heart was messy and even more uneasy.

Fortunately, his teammates succeeded, otherwise he would be a sinner.

"What did you dream of?" Li Xia has a meaningful meaning. "This is to ask Qi Shan."

Li Zi raised his head recently, the moon hung halfway in the air, and flashed his head.

"Your millennium falcon!" Qi Shan can't wait to ask for help, but it's coming to the point, and a little shy of the fans, the voice in the second half of the sentence lowered, "And my Tetris."

Li Zijin looked at: "Your, Tetris?"

If Qi Shan is closer, he can catch the dangerous rising tail, but he hangs too high.

"Unexpectedly, I told you, I did not expect, after playing for a long time, I discovered that the operating system is too **** familiar! Later, when the metal plate was removed, we opened your Millennium Falcon! Guess the source of fear is Who?"

"You." Li Zi looked expressionless.

His missing emotions, Qi Shan, complemented each other, a little bit shy, a little excited, and overfilled: "You said that we are so destined, such unpopular games can hit! I must know at that time that the Millennium Falcon is You, how can I kill you back, I can lift the big car to give you the top spot! "

Li Zijin: "..."

Qi Shan: "Unfortunately, there is no way to record the video. I played that game very beautifully just now. I'm too familiar with the Tetris routine. Playing it like it is also indirect revenge for you, right?"

Plum approached under the tree and opened his arms: "Down."

His figure is still the thinness of a young man. It looks like a younger brother is about to catch his brother. Qi Shan is afraid that he will smash the idol: "Please let the words come."

Li Zi didn't move, and looked up at him: "It's okay, come down, I have something to tell you."

Qi Shan's heartbeat accelerated, reaching for the hooked piece of clothing on his back, pulling it down without hesitation, and his body fell freely.

In the end, Li Zi was shocked and fell to the ground, but Qi Shan flew to him, and then gathered his arms to protect him.

The two fell together, both safe and sound.

Qi Shan allowed himself to press on the idol, and he was so blessed in his life: "What do you want to say to me?"

Li Zi was as calm as a sentimental killer: "You have been dismissed."

At the same time, Zhu Mo, who was far away from Guizhou, received a WeChat private chat--

hbt: Successful?

Everyone in the WeChat group turned upside down, this person asked him alone ...

If it were n’t for the identity of “the embarrassed person”, Zhu Mozhen wanted to teach Han Buting to talk up.

Zou Jun saw that he had a delicate relationship with his mobile phone, and he glanced at the screen at random: "Very ... Perverted? Who is this person?"

Zhu Mo was stunned, usually adding someone he didn't know well, he would modify the other party's remarks to their real names for easy identification. When revising this, he worried about what the other day's head would send and what should not be sent, causing misunderstandings. He made a more round and the note became an acronym.

Now, he is guilty.

Zou Jun also asked casually, turned around and ran to his emoji battle with his mobile phone.

Zhu Mo changed Han Buting's note back, hesitated and sent a reply: um.

Ordinary people, seeing such a word, should understand the meaning.

But Captain Han is not an ordinary person.

Han Buting: Wrong?

Zhu Mo was tired, more tired than going through the barrier: no.

Han Buting: I am very happy.

"..." Zhu Mo felt a subtle oppression by the old professor.

Han Buting: Wait for me.

After a few minutes.

Han Buting: Well, let's continue.

Zhu Mo became curious: What did you do?

Han Buting: cancel WeChat account.

red and black:? ?

Zhu Mo: Are you talking to me?

Han Buting: Now I am talking with you about the large size, but the logout is the trumpet.

Zhu Mo: Why should I log out?

It ’s not surprising that one person has multiple WeChat accounts. What Zhu Mo does not understand is that when he talks with himself, why did he suddenly want to cancel his trumpet?

Han Buting: You are willing to chat with my big one, you do n’t need a trumpet.

"..." He understood now.

Han Buting: Wait a minute, I will send my resume to you. If you think it is okay, we will proceed to the next step.

resume? What's next? Zhu Mo looked at every word and knew it, and when he combined it, he was dazed. He couldn't think about it. It seemed like he saw a big pit, and a cold wind blew from the bottom of the pit.

Han Buting: You should understand what I mean?

Zhu Mo took a deep breath, and the air in the Yungui Plateau finally calmed him down: he didn't quite understand it.

He does not want to know his height, origin, hobbies, professional experience and all the strange information that may appear!

Han Buting: It's fine. You go back to the hotel first, take a good night's sleep, and come to Japan for a long time.

Sitting in the back row of the taxi together, Zou Jun saw that Zhu Mo pressed the phone very seriously. The screen was the page where WeChat changed the name of the note. The original note has been deleted, and Zhu Mo is entering new three words-very abnormal.

"Yes, how straightforward it is to change the Chinese language." Zou Jun saw hbt last time. This time it was very perverted. I didn't know that I had missed a revision.

Han Buting, who is far away in Guangdong, did not know that he had a name for a short time before he became perverted.

If there is any team that is going through the barrier seriously this night, it is none other than the colorful and assault team. At 4:37, the story line was proceeding when the mother of handsome senior b came to the school to find a teacher, and reported that bad boy d had broken her child. Bad boy d was remembered to suspend classes. In a word.

After popping up, the first thing Captain Ya Hui did was to scold him, sincerely scolded him: "Scum!"

The storyteller who plays handsome senior b is an innocent team of unknown truth. They endured the night sickness of two opponents, especially himself. Under the plot's compulsion, they repeatedly accompanied the bad boy ddie ktv twice. This boyfriend is comparable to a laborer. ?

Besides ...

"Is this the story you picked up?" The screenwriter dumped the pot to the actor, what logic!

But the other two opponents are no longer killing them. Ten people hugged together, screaming and jumping, and the celebration was like a wedding best man group.

The handsome senior student b also owes it, but he can't help but be curious, asking: "What the **** are you doing? What succeeded?"

"Senior," the bad boy D Xiao Wine Red, still retains the habitual title, "From now on, you, we, all the people in the first thirteen levels, no longer have to enter the owl!"

The handsome senior b and his teammates, the five people were uniform, took a half step back and turned to stop the taxi.

Crazy, absolutely.

Yue Shuai and Broom Brigades in Henan but in different cities are talking on the phone.

Yue Shuai: "How do you plan to celebrate?"

Captain Broom: "Wait for the door to be opened earlier, and drink a bowl of spicy soup."

Yue Shuai: "When you have a good time, you know you can't eat it, can you be healthy and slim?"

Captain Broom: "For example?"

Yue Shuai: "For example, travel and tourism, I finally have time, I have the mood, don't have to run around blindly, take this opportunity to turn to Henan."

The broom captain: "I haven't changed since I came back so many times. Do you want to go to Luoyang to see the peony, or Kaifeng to find Baozheng, we all accompany you."

Yue Shuai: "Songshan Shaolin Temple."

Captain Broom: "..."

Fu Wenqing and Wang Duanran were two captains, one in Hunan and the other in Jiangxi, but the reaction after the pop-up was exactly the same-feeling calm, looking up at the sky, like a philosopher.

The two teammates had to hold the urge to celebrate, and asked carefully: "Captain, what are you thinking?"

Fu Wenqing raised his head and did n’t move. He actually thought a lot, but in the end, he only said one sentence, with a quiet life and death: "This life, I mean this life, do n’t let me see flying chess again. . "

Wang Duanran, with curly hair on her back, remembered the big pumpkin sitting all night, looking forward to it: "I want to drink pumpkin porridge."

There was a joy of success in their hearts, but this joy was covered with greater tranquility and tenderness. That tranquility comes from the nightmare that finally ended, from the life on the right track, from the trivial but precious fireworks.

At 4:37 Beijing time, the city will wake up in two hours.

Mao Qiping will bring his wife's favorite food home early and will soon know that he needs to find another job. President Chi will start a busy day, and in the near future, will receive a dissolution notice from Owl Jianbu Walking Beijing Branch.