The Ming Dynasty's Spokesperson

The school secretary's residence is in Shangtang, and the residence of the number one scholar in the Suzhou Huaguo Ranking is beside Hongqiao, not far from each other.

Lin Tailai only walked for a while before he saw the door with "Heavenly Fragrance" on the front. The white wall next to it had an uneven patch, as if it had been scratched.

But at this moment, there was a person lying in the doorway of "Tianxiang" gate.

Taking a closer look, this person was wearing colorful robes, a red hat on his head, and a mask that imitated a clay statue. His beard and temples were all white, and he was holding a wine gourd in his hand. .

The above attire is considered ordinary and not worthy of Dr. Lin's fuss.

But the old man was still wearing a pair of straw sandals with bare feet, which gave Dr. Lin the aura of a peerless master!

A row of thugs in the courtyard were eyeing him, but they didn't dare to come forward and touch the old man who was still lying down drinking.

As for the followers brought by the old man, they had all been knocked down and thrown out.

"Younger than the seniors! Younger than the seniors!" Feng Shike stood outside the gate and called twice to the old man in colorful clothes.

After hearing this, the old man in colorful clothes turned over and stood up, half lying and half sitting in a drunken state, leaning against the door wall, and responded casually: "Master Feng came to Suzhou again to spread money?"

Feng Shike: "."

Lin Tailai finally understood why in history, no one wrote a serious biography of Zhang Youyu after his death, and no one compiled his works.

After taking a few deep breaths, Feng Shike turned around and said to Lin Tailai: "Please go and help Senior You Yu wake up, but don't hurt anyone."

Lin Tailai was too tall, so he squatted down next to Zhang Youyu, looked down and said, "Old man, I heard that you are very good in the literary world, right?"

Zhang Youyu looked through the mask and asked sideways, "What? Do you want to try and gain some fame on me?"

Lin Tailai: "."

This old man acts crazy, but he is also very transparent.

Dr. Lin decided to change his approach, pointed at the thugs in the hospital and said, "You don't have the strength to hit anyone, you can only lie here, and you still call yourself a famous literary figure?"

Zhang Youyu said disdainfully: "Pretending to be strange and weird, talking about shocking things, these are all leftovers from my fun!"

Lin Tailai squatted on the stone slab of the doorway, stretched out his hand to grab the wine gourd, made a "click" sound, and crushed it with force.

Although Zhang Youyu was wearing a mask and could not see his face, his beard visibly trembled a few times.

Lin Tailai threw the fragments on the ground, "The literary world does need strength, but..."

Then he said proudly: "Whoever learns from me will live, and whoever imitates me will die! I heard that you want to imitate me today?"

Zhang Youyu was immediately shocked, "So you are the county government's calligrapher who dares to break the rules and use force to promote poetry!"

Dr. Lin scoffed: "But I didn't lie down at the gate."

Zhang Youyu finally felt that his old face was a bit unbearable. He got up and wanted to leave, but Dr. Lin held his shoulders firmly and he was unable to move.

Dr. Lin used practical actions to show that what he just said is correct. Only those who have the strength to enter the literary world.

Then I saw Dr. Lin holding the old man's shoulders with his palms as big as fans, and said politely: "I have long admired the name of Yu Gong since I was born late in life. Today I finally get to know Jing. I am willing to give you some advice. I will not regret it in this life!"

Zhang Youyu has never seen such a humble and polite young man. Is he completely ignoring consensual considerations and trying to gain a reputation for himself?

For a moment, Mr. Zhang was also in a trance. There seemed to be no difference between himself and the three famous prostitutes who were beaten?

Then he looked at Feng Shike, and the eyes behind the mask sent out a signal for help.

Mr. Feng, who wanted to see a joke, put his hands in his sleeves and looked at the sky, admiring the word "天香" on his forehead, as if he had not received a distress signal.

Zhang Youyu was forced to open his business, so he said: "Let me see how talented you are, come up with a couplet! One word, red!"

Lin Tailai said the most common answer without even thinking: "Green!"

"Safflower." Zhang Youyu added words again, which were still very common words.

It can be seen from the words used that Mr. Zhang is just fooling around with the words learned by children, and has no intention of giving Dr. Lin a chance to shine.

It may even be a secret mockery, Lin Tailai is at the level of a Mengtong.

Lin Tailai didn't need to think about such a simple word before he said it: "Green leaves!"

"Too vulgar!" Zhang Youyu said with disdain.

So Lin Tailai said again: "Green trees!"

Zhang Youyu deliberately sneered and said: "It's still too vulgar! You are at this level, but you still want to conquer the literary world?"

Lin Tailai couldn't bear it any longer, and finally freed his nature, and took the unconventional route and said: "Cuckold!"

Zhang Youyu hesitated for a moment, then forced a smile and said: "A red flower versus a green hat, that's what makes it interesting!"

Feng Shike, who was watching the excitement from the side, interjected: "Can this be considered neat?"

Instead, Zhang Youyu explained for Dr. Lin: "Look at the comedians' homes, do they often use flowers to describe beauty? For example, the courtesan's wife, or the famous flower list.

But at the same time, there are also men in the families of the guilds, who are given titles like Gui Nu Wangba.

At that time, Emperor Taizu Gao decreed that people of this generation must wear green headscarves to distinguish themselves from the good family members.

So this is called a cuckold. Compared with Honghua, who is also a figure in the academy, what's wrong with it? "

Feng Shike nodded slightly subconsciously. In this way, is it really neat?

Zhang Youyu caught a glimpse of Feng Shike who was nodding lightly, and said another sentence: "I was interrupted just now, then start again! The previous sentence was gently."

Lin Tailai thought about it carefully. If he said "heavy", he would be ridiculed again, so he changed the word to "thin".

"Tap gently." Zhang Youyu added another word.

Lin Tailai thought that the spot might be the spot of rain, so he predicted it in this direction and said, "Blow carefully."

If the following is "Rain gently", then follow with "Wind blow gently", there is nothing wrong!

"Tap the pig's head gently!" Zhang Youyu added the word in an unconventional way, pointing at Feng Shike and jokingly said, which was considered as revenge for the unsuccessful call for help just now.

Lin Tailai said subconsciously: "Blow the Fengxiao carefully!"

Zhang Youyu was stunned, you are so young, you are even more perverted than me! You can also forcefully drive a car with the couplets at the level of social studies!

Feng Shike, who was watching the fun next to him, was also stunned. This Lin Shushou was indeed not a serious person! This couplet is definitely not serious!

When Lin Tailai let go, Zhang Youyu quickly got up and said with a big smile: "No need to try again, we are indeed like-minded! We have a natural heart and don't be constrained by pretense!"

Several followers also quickly got up from the ground and supported Zhang Youyu.

Afterwards, Zhang Youyu casually invited Lin Tailai: "Actually, I have read several of the crooked poems on your wall, and I still appreciate them.

Although the words are simple, the meaning is profound, fully expressing the irony of the declining world. Come to my house for a drink? "

If you had just said these few words, it would have been over a long time ago. Why do you still need me to work hard? Dr. Lin murmured in his heart and replied sincerely:

"I won't go! I heard that your family doesn't drink enough to make you drunk. You are too poor and have no enjoyment at all!"

Zhang Youyu angrily said to the people around him: "Don't call me husband anymore. The more you call me, the poorer you will be! You have to call me Da Chaofeng!"

Feng Shike dragged Zhang Youyu away: "Senior, don't show your eyes here. I'll treat you to a drunken drink today!"

Then he turned back to Lin Tai and said, "I will visit you again when I have time!"

After Lin Tailai watched Mr. Feng leave, he turned around and headed towards the county government office.

When you go to the school secretary's office by yourself, Zhang Liangshu asked you to go there, and you must always report the results afterwards. This is a basic procedure in the officialdom.

Besides, the case of the five-money girl is about to start trial, so it’s time to go to the county office to find out if anything happens.

Please give me a monthly ticket for the last day! ! ! Just a few dozen tickets worth a thousand to win the lottery! ! !

In addition, the small speaker is not promoted this week, because there may only be dozens of follow-up readers. . . . There are only a few dozen left, ah ah ah ah ah ah, can you understand my feelings?