Zhu Houzhao's review began,
【Ding! Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao, you were born in..."
【......】
[Your father, Emperor Zhu Youxuan, like your imperial grandfather Zhu Jianshen, was prescribed the wrong medicine by the same imperial doctor, and the medicine died..."
Zhu Jianshen: "..."
Zhu Youxuan: "..."
Zhu Houzhao: "I'm sorry! Grandpa, Daddy! I want to avenge you too!" But that old thing, he died too quickly..."
Zhu Di: "The same person killed two emperors with medicine, it was outrageous..."
Zhu Biao: "The key is that he is still dead..."
【......】
[In May of the eighteenth year of Koji, you ascended the throne at the age of fifteen, and the next year you changed your year name to Zhengde! ] 】
【......】
[In order to regain imperial power, you began to use the eunuchs Liu Jin, Gu Dayong and other eight people...]
【......】
[Liu Jin's chess piece can't be saved, you specially ordered Liu Jin to be executed! ] 】
[You also specially instructed the executioner to give Liu Jin nine hundred and ninety-nine knives, which means a long time! ] 】
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Yijun: "Eh... Big Grandpa... What you mean... Is it the hope that you can see Liu Jin again in the next life? "
Zhu Houzhao: "Alas... Liu Damate has watched me grow up, and this 999 can also be regarded as my emperor 06 emperor, the only special treatment that can be given to him! "
Zhu Houxi: "Eh... This special treatment... Liu Jin is afraid that he has to thank your ancestors for the eighth generation in his heart..."
【......】
[You are immersed in the leopard room, and there are many righteous sons...]
【......】
[The little prince of Mongolia went south, you personally led the army to send troops, and the royal driving and conquest! ] 】
[The Mongols killed in this battle turned on their backs, and the history is called Yingzhou Great Victory! ] 】
【......】
[You are versatile, proficient in piano chess books and paintings, and proficient in many foreign languages! ] 】
【......】
[You play very flower, there are men and women in the harem, old and young. ] 】
Emperors: "Gee..."
Zhu Zaijian: "I'm straight anyway!" "
Zhu Yijun: "Hmm... Great grandpa's preferences... It's amazing..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... Why praise me, you have no reaction? This kind of thing, you are excited!? "
Zhu Zaijian, Zhu Yijun (in unison): "We didn't mean it! "
Zhu Houzhao: "I said that you did it on purpose..."
【......】
[In the chat group, you learned from the mouth of your cousin Zhu Houxi that you will die in a fishing incident soon after! ] 】
[On the surface, you said that you have nothing to say, but in your heart you remember the sentence that the Daming Emperor is easy to dissolve in water! ] 】
[After leaving the chat group, the first thing you do is row back to the shore, away from the waterway! ] 】
[As for your beloved Liu Niangniang, you said in your heart: "Fuck your mother's love, Laozi is dead!" "】
Zhu Zaijian: "Uncle, the words in your heart have been shaken out like this, aren't you embarrassed?" "
Zhu Houzhao: "Embarrassing what?" What's so embarrassing about that? "
Zhu Yijun: "Is this the attitude of a gentleman not alarmed?" "
Zhu Houzhao: "You can also understand it that way. "
Zhu Yijun (envious): "Wow! Grandpa is so cool! So calm! "
Zhu Houxi (whispered): "Silly grandson... That's his thick skin... And it's not the first time he's been poked out of the old bottom... He has more..."
Zhu Houzhao (clenching his fists): "Ah Xi, what are you talking about? Louder! I can't hear you! "
Zhu Houxi: "I said you are so handsome." "
Zhu Houzhao: "Haha! There is no need to say it so bluntly, just call me extraordinary! "
Zhu Houxi: "Say you're fat, you're really gasping..."
[Evaluation continues.] 】
[You ordered that the anti-king Zhu Chenhao, who was caught by Wang Shouren, be released. 】
[Then, you personally captured Zhu Chenhao. 】
[It's outrageous, but you still have to do it.] 】
[The big guys have been speechless by you, the emperor...]
[In addition, you also asked your righteous sons to build you a shrine. 】
[Do you think that one or two seats are not enough, let alone hundreds or thousands! ] 】
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Sure enough! You are a loser or go to the Jiansheng Temple! Loser! The land temple is not as much as you built! "
Zhu Houzhao: "Grandpa Taizu, you can't say that!" A eunuch like Wei Zhongxian can build a shrine, but why can't I be an emperor? "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "You swore that you wouldn't build it!" (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!) )
Zhu Houzhao: "That's Zhu Houzhao's oath, what does it have to do with me Zhu Shou!" "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey! We haven't said anything about you yet! You say you! You don't even want the name your dad gave you! You are an unfilial son! "
Zhu Houzhao: "Unfilial piety? Grandpa Taizu, words can't be said like that! The emperor of our Ming Dynasty who changed his own name, you are the first one! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "You!! We're different!! We are given the name by the Righteous Father!! You are changing it privately!! "
Zhu Houzhao: "Righteous father? That's not my dad either! Let's put it this way! If I am not filial, then you are not filial too! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Zhu Houzhao! You kid actually dares to say that we are not filial? You actually dare to say that this ancestor of ours is not filial?! You're looking for death, aren't you! "
Zhu Biao (making eyes): "Thick photos! You're crazy! Hurry up and admit your mistake to your grandfather! "
Zhu Yijun (worried): "Yes, grandpa! Admit your mistakes! Grandpa Taizu was angry, and the consequences were serious! "
Zhu Houzhao (very crisp): "Okay, Grandpa Taizu, I'm wrong, it's all my fault, just forgive me!" "
Zhu Yuanzhang (suspicious): "Huh? Admit mistakes so quickly, so simply? You boy, did you really admit your mistake? "
Zhu Biao: "It must be pretended... The last time he swore an oath, he did so..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Please!" Do not slander me! I've always been a person who knows it's wrong and corrects it! "
Emperors: "I don't believe it." "
Zhu Houzhao: "I, Nima... I really know it's wrong! Look at my eyes, how sincere! "
Zhu Yuanzhang (still suspicious): "Oh? Is it? Then or you swear an oath! "
Zhu Houzhao (without hesitation): "Swear to swear!" I swear by Zhu Houzhao! There is absolutely no deception..."
Zhu Yunjiang (dancing): "%...%..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... Jianwen, what is he talking about? Which of you can read sign language, oh no, spoken language? "
Zhu Youjian: "He said that if he makes a false oath here, he will be slashed by lightning, so let you be careful." "
Zhu Gaojie (aftertaste): "It should be said that after my cousin was chopped last time, it was strange~~"
Zhu Di (licking his tongue): "Indeed, Yun Jiao, you are so fragrant~~"
Zhu Yunjiang: "..."
Zhu Biao: "Forehead 273... Can you two wipe the hara first... The thick photo is not fragrant yet, no, it has not been chopped yet! "
Zhu Di: "Big brother, your stomach is growling, I heard it." "
Zhu Biao: "You misheard!" "
Zhu Youjian: "Speaking of Martial Sect Master, you swear quickly!" My favorite thing is to watch people swear and then get struck by lightning! Exciting! "
Zhu Houzhao: "Ha... Ha ha...... Isn't it just a vow... I..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Then you swear!" Let's see if you really know it's wrong, or fool us! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's good to be sincere, if you dare to fool us!" Hey! You don't just have to get beaten up! And like Yun Jiao last time, he was struck by lightning! "
Zhu Houzhao (swallowing nervously): "Eh..."
In the end, under the gaze of everyone, Zhu Houzhao had to raise his hand and swear.
He recalled the last time Zhu Yunjiang swore an oath: "If there is a fake, let me be hit by five thunders from the sky!" "
And then...... Zhu Yunjiang was really hit by the five thunders of the sky...
This time, Zhu Houzhao is ready to play a little clever!
Zhu Houzhao: "I swear by Zhu Houzhao!" If I deceive my ancestors, I will... Only...... I'm a puppy! "
Next moment!
Thunder and lightning did not come?
Zhu Houzhao breathed a sigh of relief...
But just when he was relieved and ready to open his mouth to blow a few bulls!
The sound that came out of his mouth stunned him!
"Wang..."
"Wang?"
!!!"Woooo
Emperors: Stunned!
Zhu Houzhao: "Lie in the groove!" My cousin has become a dog! "。
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