The Miserable Life System

The north is going in and the south is going out.

Beitianmen is the place where the new born gods come to report. There is a long galaxy at the door. This galaxy falls on the ground and fluctuates like a current. Only when someone in the lower realm soars, the galaxy water will churn.

In the morning, the immortal officer who picked up the new deity was waiting at Beitianmen, and it was not until noon that the new deity arrived late.

Fairy Yu Rong was holding a small group fan, while quickly fanning herself, while widening her eyes and craned her neck, she wanted to see what this new colleague would look like.

Seeing that she was a beautiful lady, Fairy Yurong's eyes lit up immediately.

She was the fairy who sold a stack of second-hand little yellow mosquitoes for Changsheng back then. She is also one of the few fairy who has no black history and can stay in the Nine Heavens realm to continue living. And because of the relationship with the Queen of Heaven, Fairy Yurong has now gotten it. An idle worker has already entered the retirement life ahead of schedule.

Her job is to lead people to the new-born gods and take people where they should go, and her task is completed.

Although there are many worlds, the gods who can ascend are very rare, and there are not ten in a year. Therefore, Fairy Yurong is really idle on this errand, and she will grow hair when she is idle.

Holding the skirt, Fairy Yurong hurried across the galaxy and drew up the colleagues inside.

My colleague was sent to the Nine Heavens Realm just after experiencing a thunder tribulation. Now her hair is still exploding. Fairy Yu Rong took her to take a bath, took her a new dress, and then took her to Haoyuan. Go to the palace.

"Haoyuan Palace is the interface between the Nine Heavens Realm and the Three Thousand Worlds. All the gods in the lower realm or come back must pass through the Haoyuan Palace. The priest of the Haoyuan Palace was Tai Haoyuan, but he had fallen thousands of years ago. , This position has been free since then."

Hearing how much she said, the new immortal was immediately taken aback, "Am I going to replace Taihao Yuanjun?" Hey, she just soared, and she was given the position of Yuanjun as soon as she came up? !

Fairy Yurong smiled, "You think it's good. Now the Haoyuan Palace is personally in charge of the Queen of Heaven. Although she doesn't care much, then you can't take away the errands of the empress."

The other party knew that he wanted to be wrong, and smiled embarrassedly. Fairy Yurong continued to say, "Your errand lady has already arranged for you, so that you can be the star of the three thousand astrology chart. Now it is not comparable. Back then, the lower realm of the immortals was much stricter. If it is the lower realm of the immortals, there must be an **** at all times. In this way, the safety of the immortals and the stable operation of those worlds can be guaranteed. The lower realm of the immortals is always short of manpower. You have just passed by. , It may be a little busy, but rest assured, Yinxingren’s services are one-to-one, and you won’t let you manage many gods."

"But you can't be careless. The level of service is linked to your performance. If your performance is not good, your salary for one year will be greatly reduced. I will teach you a trick to put a smile on your clients, and then discuss with them. Give you a five-star praise."

"...Okay, I will do it."

Is this really the star attractor of the Three Thousand Star Chart...not the Taobao customer service?

"That's right, what's your name? My name is Yurong, and I usually do some work of attracting new gods, and speaking of it, our work is similar. We are both doing the service of attracting."

The newcomer is a newcomer and he is more cautious. He doesn't dare to look around. He looks a little cautious, "My name is Zhu Peier."

Because the Nine Heavens Realm has been reformed, the Lower Realm has also been reformed. Now the Taoist practitioners do not change their names. They have always been called whatever their original names are. Only a few people will give themselves a Taoist name. The real people and Taoists of the past. , Noble, all gone.

"Then I'll call you Peier from now on," Fairy Yurong looked at her tightly clenched palm, "What is your hand, and I haven't seen you let it go all the way."

Zhu Peier smiled shyly. She stretched out her palms and showed Yurong. Inside were a pair of earrings. Although the shape was simple, the materials were expensive. Even in the current nine-day realm, this is a rare good thing.

The resources of the Nine Heavens Realm and the Lower Realm are not the same. It stands to reason that Zhu Peier will have such a pair of precious earrings, which will definitely arouse people's suspicion, but Yurong is not an ordinary person, and her focus is never on the right place.

Yu Rong tilted his head strangely, "Why do these earrings look so familiar...Is the retro style popular in the Lower Realm now?"

Her voice was too small, and Zhu Peier didn't hear clearly for a while, she took two steps closer, "What did you say?"

"No, nothing, Haoyuan Palace is here, go, I'll take you in."

When they walked into the Haoyuan Palace, they heard the voice of the Heavenly Emperor before they even entered the inner hall. The others also looked anxious and nervous, and it seemed that something was wrong.

Yu Rong was taken aback for a moment, and quickly grabbed a fairy who was about to leave, "Wait, what's going on inside?"

The fairy stomped his feet and lowered his voice, "Don't mention it, Yin Shuang ran away from home."

"What?!"

It’s no wonder that Fairy Yurong was so shocked. The sword spirit of Yinshuang Sword, nicknamed Golden Dragon Fish, and named Yuling Yinshuang, was raised by the Demon Lord in the Demon Realm during his childhood, and was raised by the Emperor of Heaven in the Nine Heavens in his youth. There is no official or part-time official, but who doesn't know that she was raised by those two as daughters, which is equivalent to the common princess of the gods and demons.

The Queen of Heaven fell asleep for several thousand years because of some things. After she woke up, she looked for the Emperor the first thing, and the second thing she looked for Yinshuang. The three highest leaders of the gods and demons all value her so much, and others dare not. She?

Although this little princess has a little bit of character and suffocated behavior, her hobby of squeezing her face to play is a little frightening, but she has no other shortcomings. She has been obediently staying in the Liuli Valley for thousands of years, looking forward to it every day. Tianhou wakes up. If she wakes up for more than a hundred years after today, why did she suddenly run away from home? !

Jade is bored, and the longevity inside is even more puzzled.

Today, when I am not fighting for official duties, Changsheng will go out for a walk as usual. The former Tiandi Palace has long been abandoned. Now the Tiandi’s living office has moved to Liuli Valley. She walked by the corner and passed by the place where the Golden Dragon Fish lives. It has not been two days to remember When I saw that girl, I wanted to go in and have a look.

As a result, people didn't see it, they saw a note.

Letter: Master, mother, Erniang, Deng brother, I went out to find myself, goodbye.

...... This message is really not a general perfunctory.

Speaking of titles, Changsheng is also very depressed. She slept for five thousand years and completely missed the growth process of Arowana. Don’t dispute because the first two hundred years were too sad, she would be with her every day, and I didn’t see how Arowana grew. Big, as a result, Si Yan took her to the Demon Realm and asked her to live with the succubus and wait for the demon clan. Gradually, the characteristics of talking are gone, but people also become irrelevant.

For example, Golden Arowana believes that it is right to take advantage of it by accident, and it is right to like it, and it is always worried about longevity. If she fancy someone someday, will she be like a mountain king and just take it back. Laochao, uncooked rice to cook mature rice.

It hurts to think about it orz

Two hundred years later, Buzheng finally remembered the question of raising a child. With her upbringing, Arowana's temperament improved a lot. After she was sensible, she took care of the relationship with people around her, and decided on her own without discussing it with anyone. The seniority of the people around him, so Arowana had three relatives overnight.

Poor Changsheng, because he was still lying in the corpse, missed the opportunity to be recognized by the Arowana.

Indisputable is a mother, Siyan is an Erniang, this is easy to distinguish, but the title Erniang sounds weird, it feels a bit like a concubine ==

After waking up, Changsheng also protested to Arowana, but Arowana smiled to her particularly brilliantly, saying that she will always be her master, the most dearest master.

Then, Changsheng withdrew the protest. Now think about it, is she a bit too coaxing ==

Longevity was anxious, she came to Haoyuan Palace after seeing the note, but no staff in Haoyuan Palace knew how Arowana ran out. At this time, she was asking people to search for the location of Arowana, not fighting to stand beside her. , Wen Sheng comforted her, "It's okay, don't worry about her."

"How can you not worry? She knows nothing. After so many years, she still squeezes her face, in case of danger? Without her body, her current ability is about the same as that of an ordinary person. Yes, what should I do if I don’t have money to eat?!"

This is an exaggeration. Although without the body, Arowana can't exert her original lethality, but she has also learned a lot of spells over the years, and being a sword spirit has many advantages in itself, as long as she doesn't go to cultivation. In the world, the Golden Arowana is basically only going to be overbearing.

But Changsheng didn't care about that. Suddenly, her eyes widened in horror, "If it is worse, what should I do if I get abducted into an MLM organization? Just the IQ of Arowana, it is very likely to be tricked into!"

Indisputable: "...no."

If you get tricked into it, you can only blame those MLM organizations for their bad lives ==

Back then, there was no fight to destroy the heavens and the earth. Part of the Nine Heavens Realm collapsed, the heavens and the earth were tilting, and even the stars were falling constantly. What's more, some small objects, the body of the Silver Frost Sword, fell to the lower realm at that time.

At first no one remembered to look for it. Then Siyan remembered that she wanted to send someone to look for it, but Jinlongyu herself disagreed. She had to wait for Changsheng to wake up before looking for her own body.

In fact, at the moment of longevity and death, the relationship between Yinshuangjian and Changsheng’s master and servant was broken. Fundamentally speaking, Changsheng is no longer her master, but for the golden dragon fish, longevity is the first time she has given birth to consciousness. The master is also a relative who accompanies her every day and loves her. Even if the relationship between their master and servant is broken, she still recognizes longevity.

I have to say that the sword spirit prenatal education conducted by Changsheng was really successful ==

Seeing that Changsheng was still worried, I didn't think about it, and comforted her from another angle, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with letting her go down."

"The gods will all go to the calamity. The golden dragon fish finds his own body below, which is equivalent to a calamity. In this way, when she cultivates in the future, she can avoid a calamity. Isn't it just killing two birds with one stone?"

She was right, and to look for things like the main body, the Arowana itself had to go on its own. The Silver Frost Sword was good at hiding its aura, and the Arowana also escaped so many sights secretly from the lower realm based on this. If you ask others to find it, you may not find it for ten thousand years. But Arowana had a deep feeling with her own body, and she would probably be back within a few months after she left.

I don't want to say this, but I want to reassure Changsheng. In fact, she herself is wondering whether she needs to go down to find the whereabouts of the Golden Arowana and bring the Golden Arowana and Yin Frost Sword back together. No, if she goes in person, it may cause riots, so let's send a few people, and don't send too many, just send a few gods.

The gods are the gods second only to the emperor of heaven, and in terms of protecting the cubs, indisputability may be a bit more serious than longevity.

Changsheng thought for a while, "Well, why don't you arrange a star attractor for Arowana? Stinky girl, just run away, just let her stay below, arrange more catastrophes for her, and let her know. Life outside is difficult. She must be killed before she is brought back."

...Isn't you worried just now? Your face has changed too quickly, right? !

The queen has an order, who dare not listen, this time, no need to send the gods, just find a star-catcher who has no work to do.

Jinlongyu didn't know anything about the Nine Heavens Realm. She took advantage of the shift of the management staff of the 3000 astrolabe, got into the astrolabe, chose a place according to intuition, and then was teleported over.

Standing on a pedestrian street full of modern people, Arowana pulled at his Yunjin undergarment.

Although she can’t see the worlds that Changsheng has been to, she can listen to the Liuli Deng giving her a live broadcast. At first, the Liuli Deng was very annoying to her, but after a few worlds, he was led by Arowana, and he was never too lazy to talk. , Became an active live broadcast.

She could feel that her body was in this world, but it still took some time to find it. It was too high-profile to wear this body, so she found a clothing store nearby and picked a modern outfit from it. After changing it, she went to the cash register, first took out a stack of banknotes, and then politely said: "Please ask the store for change."

The shopping guide looked at the pile of green dollars, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Guest, you don't have enough money to find any change."

She stole the money from the Changsheng treasury. Changsheng has recently become obsessed with collecting various nether things, including paper money. Arowana has only listened to the live broadcast and never watched it. She only knows how to pay in the modern world. Paper, but I don’t know what the price is.

Arowana was silent, feeling a little embarrassed, she fumbled for a while from her baggage, and took out a gold ingot, "Then... can this be paid?"

The shopping guide just looked at her eyes like a second fool, now the shopping guide looks at her eyes like a liar.

The shopping guide's eyes are very contemptuous, as if they are saying, "It's 8102 years old, are you still playing this old-fashioned trick?"

...

The shopping guide glanced at her colleague, and then suddenly became smiling. She took Arowana to the VIP customer room and asked her to wait in it. After a short wait, the police walked in and took her back to the police. Bureau.

On the first day of the lower realm, Arowana tinkered himself into the game, which was also very powerful.

In the end, it proved that her gold was real. Everyone looked incredulous, because Arowana looked a little silly, not like such a rich person ==

In the end, the old policeman kindly told her to use banknotes to spend money. If she was short of money, she would sell the gold. Don't take out the gold at all, so that it would be easy to attract thieves.

Arowana was humbly taught, went out of the police station, and went to the jewelry store, holding a large stack of gold ingots in exchange for a hundred yuan bill, remembering that the old police said that the money could not be taken out, so she put the money again In my own baggage.

Now one day has passed, and she hasn't done anything. She hasn't even bought clothes. Next, she still has to buy clothes.

Lifting her foot, she walked forward aimlessly, but she didn't find the clothing store, but she found someone close to her.

The body is heavier than the spirit of the sword, if humans get along with it for a long time, it will always be contaminated with the breath of the silver frost sword.

Arowana chased after her, wearing an ancient skirt, she ran faster than a rabbit, and the people she chased were dumbfounded watching a little girl running towards him excitedly. He was smoking a cigarette. The first reaction was, Was he about to be touched? When he grew up so big, he was still chased by a girl for the first time!

The man drove an Audi and looked like a suit and leather shoes. Arowana looked at him very happily, "Big brother, can you take me home?"

"..." It really came to touch porcelain.

The sword spirit on this man is very weak. Golden Arowana thinks that he shouldn't stay with Yinshuangjian often. Maybe the Yinshuangjian is in his parents or his friend's house, or the Yinshuangjian is in the museum. , He was a staff member, so he got a little bit of sword aura.

No matter what, Arowana couldn't let him go.

She has bright eyes, "Brother, you take me home! I'll work for you!"

Human beings like free pies that fall from the sky. She goes to give him free labor, and he will definitely bring himself back!

Shao Yang: "..." Say goodbye!

From getting into the car to starting the car, almost instantaneously, Shao Yang drove the car and ran away. Arowana finally realized with hindsight that she probably, maybe, maybe... she was saying something wrong ==

Stumbled to find a hotel. She spent three times the money to book a room without an ID card. Looking at the face in the mirror, Arowana sighed and began to pinch her face again.

The appearance of the sword spirit is ever-changing. Because it was Changsheng who raised her, she chose to become a human at the beginning of her birth. She likes Changsheng, and there is an indisputable person around Changsheng, and occasionally she can see a beautiful face, so Golden Dragon Fish The appearance is like five points of longevity, four points of incompetence, and one point of beauty.

Although the initial appearance has been finalized, Jian Ling can still change her face at will. Before she came, she had already pinched herself a passerby face, but today she failed to approach Shaoyang, so she can no longer use this one. Face up.

There is very little aura in the lower realm. Golden Arowana pinched for a while and found that the more pinched, the uglier, the more pinched, the more it develops towards the direction of horror movies. Thinking about the reason for the lack of aura, she silently restored her original appearance, and then decided to go again tomorrow Try it once.

After squatting for three days where he met Shaoyang, Arowana finally saw Shaoyang again. He came here to complete the procedures. When he came out, Arowana heard him calling someone else.

"Yes, the cleaning maid. There are not many requirements, just three points, beautiful, clean, and capable of business."

I don’t know what the person on the other end of the phone said, Shao Yang darkened his face, "I know you are a serious housekeeping company, and I am looking for a serious maid! Our boss likes to look good, what can I do? , You will send twenty of them tomorrow and let our boss pick together, so let’s tell you, if you can keep one, even if your company has the skills."

After hanging up the phone, Shao Yang's complexion still doesn't look good. He has been looking for a cleaner for several days, but it is beautiful, clean, and capable of doing business. Is this the standard for cleaners? ?

He wants to go to the film academy to find a school flower, spend his own money, let her train and work!

Putting the phone in his trouser pocket, he took out a newly bought lottery ticket. He also knew he couldn't win the prize, but he still liked to buy it.

He bought the kind of scratching music. Shao Yang was squinting and scratching the card, and a beautiful girl who couldn't move his eyes came over.

The girl smiled at him, "Hello, can I apply for the cleaning maid you mentioned?"

Shao Yang was stunned, "You...you want to be a cleaner?"

After thinking for a while, the cleaning maid seemed to have the same meaning as a cleaner, and Arowana nodded cautiously, "Yeah."

The appearance is absolutely qualified, even if his boss is so picky, it is impossible to pick anything wrong. The problem is...

"Can you do cleaning?"

"Yes!" Golden Arowana replied very loudly. Back then, she passed by with a sword gas, not to mention the dust, the house can be cut away, absolutely flat and clean!

Shao Yang saw that she was so confident, so he promised to take her back and have a look at the boss. Anyway, she had to look at them one by one, and it made no difference if one more was added.

Seeing that he agreed, Arowana was very happy, she stretched out her hand, "Thank you!"

Shao Yang was infected by her smile, and couldn't help but laugh, and shook her imaginarily, "You're welcome, I'll give you an address. You come for an interview at 2 o'clock tomorrow afternoon, and you just need to find me."

After giving her the address, Arowana happily left. Shao Yang lowered his head and continued to scrape his unscratched card. The silver-gray scraps were scraped off, gradually revealing the Chinese characters inside, looking at the words written on it. With three words for the first prize, Shaoyang almost had a myocardial infarction on the spot.

No, he has to talk to the girl just now and don't need to look for him tomorrow.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha because he is about to resign!

The author has something to say: Okay, the extra episode is over, there will be no updates in the future.

In the last chapter, I will give you the auspicious air of Arowana~

The advance collection of the Golden Dragon Fish article has been released, and it is expected to be published in December or January. The text is as follows:

"Becoming the Overlord's Missing Little Wife" is fake and slow, with a darkened plot

The Koi attribute wins the prize every day, Xiaojianling X Yankong, the overbearing president who is still innocent and innocent in the late stage

Yinshuang is an auspicious sword that can bring blessings to others. As a sword spirit, she accidentally lost her body

After wandering in the lower realm for a month, she finally found her own body in a certain tyrant’s house.

In order to get her body back, she endured the humiliation and pretended to be the cleaning maid and then the driver's bodyguard. Finally, she had no choice but to slept for the president herself. Only then did she complete the task and escape smoothly.

After three years of wandering, she suddenly discovered that all the auspicious air in her body had been transferred. If she did not get the auspicious air back, she would not be able to leave this world.

Yinshuang, who can bend and stretch, quietly returned to the boss, but at this time the boss was unable to because of love, and was completely blackened.

The overlord who has a dazzling auspicious spirit, but who is terrifying like a devil: "Baby, it's so hard for me to find you. Are you touched by the perfect cage I built for you?"

Haw Yin Frost: "No, I dare not move QAQ"