The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Sitting at the door of his temple, Fang Zheng sighed, "System, can I really only be a monk in my life?"

"Jigong can eat meat and drink. If you have enough Dharma, so can you. You can naturally have a happy Buddha who can marry a wife and have children." The system answered an ambiguous sentence.

However, Founder was unmoved, and hummed, "Don't brag, be happy or be single? He's at best talking to women, physical communication, not just marrying a wife and having a living. You tell me , Can I be vulgar in my life! "

The system was silent for a while and then said, "If you become a Buddha, you can return to the world at any time."

"Become Buddha ... Okay, this is a small goal in life, although a bit slim ..." Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly, Fang Zheng also gave up the idea of ​​continuing to question, he must now consider the issue of eating, see you At the end, there are not many pickles ...

"System, you are ruthless, how do you sell your seeds?" Fang Zheng sighed, couldn't go down to the mountain, and couldn't spend 800 yuan in the air, so he could only spend it in the system store.

"Since you didn't do the task to open more system functions, you can only buy crystal rice seeds from me now, one seed is one hundred yuan," said the system.

"I ... a hundred seeds? Why don't you grab it?" Fang Zheng was going crazy.

"The crystal rice yields a lot and grows fast," the system took for granted.

"What's the use of growing faster? How many meters can a seed grow? Isn't a meal good enough?" Fang Zheng cried.

"Crystal rice is not ordinary rice, but rice eaten by the Buddha under the Sumi Mountains. One seed can produce a pound of rice! It is dust-free and scale-free, crystal clear, and does not produce any residue after consumption. All are absorbed by the body. You only gain energy by eating crystal rice, and you do n’t get sick by eating crystal rice. Is such a rice a hundred dollars a seed, is it expensive? ”The system asked.

Founder was speechless, and said stupidly: "If it is really not expensive as you said, buy a seed first. Ask a question. What you said is not residue, does it mean that you do n’t need to eat crystal rice? Shit? "

"Yes!"

"Niubi!" Fang Zheng gave a thumbs up.

Founder was thinking, there is no other way, anyway, try it first.

As soon as the words came out, the founder had a grain of rice that was one centimeter long, crystal clear, round and full. The grain had no shell, so it didn't look like a serious seed. Whose seed is such a hooligan, even without clothes?

As Founder muttered, he quickly turned out the money in his pocket, and said, "The system seems to have no money. Do you think I'm too handsome and save me?"

As a result, there were only 500 yuan left!

"System, you stole money!" Fang Zheng was in a hurry, and he was just like that, let alone a hundred, a penny is also a living money! In this anxiety, I was thirsty, took the water on the table and drank directly.

"Ding! Crystal rice seeds have been shipped, the payment will be automatically charged, and an additional handling fee of 100 and a courier fee of 100."

"Oh!" Founder's water sprayed into the mist of the sky, and said with a sorrowful indignation: "Are there a handling fee? And a courier fee? Why didn't you say it earlier? And, why is it so expensive?"

"Do you go to the bank to deposit and withdraw money, and there is no handling fee for the transfer? Is there any problem with the handling fee? As for the express delivery fee, you are a poor man who does not shit. I am from the 3,000 world and I do n’t know How many light-years of distance can be delivered in one second, and it is guaranteed to be authentic, and childlike, aren't they expensive? "The system asked continuously.

The Founder opened his mouth and was speechless again. According to the shipping cost of the earth, it really needs to cross the world. It is estimated that selling the earth is not enough for express delivery.

"Hehe ... I've made money like that," Fang Zhengpi said with a smile.

"Congratulations, you can have a big meal now and celebrate."

"I ..." Fang Zheng sweared to his lips and choked back, so as not to lead to another thunderous system. But I added a sentence: "QNMLGB!"

It can't be said that the black-hearted system can be found horizontally. Founder can only recognize it by pinching his nose. After all, the situation is stronger than people.

Packing my mind, holding a grain of rice, Founder went to the backyard, just a seed, there is no need to go out to plant. I went directly to a large flower pot, buried the seeds in it, and poured some water. The rest was saying, "Amitabha Buddha." Pray.

When everything is done, Founder went to read the Buddhist scriptures. Since he is going to be a monk in the future, it is better to be professional. Although he doesn't have any profound Buddhist scriptures here, reading more books can at least ensure that he won't run too far when he pulls the calves in the future ...

At lunch, the founder didn't eat. He drank some cold water, took a nap, and became hungry.

For dinner, Founder cooked a pot of porridge, sprinkled with wild vegetables picked in the afternoon, and served with pickles.

Before going to bed, I took a look at the crystal rice in the flowerpot, but the soil was still the same, and there was no change. Founder murmured: "Will the system lie to me? Wait for tomorrow, if I can't mature in one day, I will have a bad review plus a return, and a bad review!"

This is what the mouth says, but Founder is very clear that under the exclusive monopoly of the system, all bad reviews and complaints are clamours, just self-consolation.

With skepticism, Founder returned to the room and went to bed.

At night, a ray of moonlight fell on the flowerpot, and the next moment there was movement in the flowerpot, and the calm soil slowly swelled up, and then a tender bud was drawn out, shaking, and twisting the body constantly growing. It's a meter long in minutes, and it looks like that posture is still long!

The next day, Fang Zheng was awakened by a roar of chickens. He stumbled up, opened the door, and saw the lone wolf lying in the yard. An old hen was pressed under the paw. Struggling to run, but every time I ran out a few meters, I was caught by the lone wolf and dragged back. Obviously this lone wolf is playing chicken ...

When Founder saw this scene, he was speechless. In the past, he gave the lone wolf a shudder: "In the morning, I play chicken ... uh ... really evil, Amitabha." Founder hurriedly read a Buddhist meditation quietly, and then said: " You can eat this chicken, but you can't torture it, you know? "

The lone wolf whined twice.

Founder stunned: "You said this chicken was caught for me?"

The lone wolf nodded again and again, as if to say: Yes, it's for you, eat it fast, it's delicious.

Founder looked at the fat murky old hen, and then touched his bald head, his heart was bitter for a while, even though there were 120 or so thoughts to open up, he could only endure. Scolding individuals, they must be chopped by thunder. If they are directly opened, the ghost knows how the system will punish him and go directly to the pan.

I thought about the Founder and persuaded him, so he said in a serious way: "Amitabha, the lone wolf, it ’s natural for you to eat chicken. In addition, you do n’t believe in Buddha, not a Buddha, so you can eat meat. But I ’m a monk. Meat. This chicken, if you eat it, eat it, if not, put it. "

The lone wolf hesitated, and then left with a bite of the chicken.

Fang Zheng looked at the fat body of the old hen, but it didn't look wild in any way. He called with a bald head and said, "Wait! Where did you get this chicken? There is no **** on the mountain. Added a sentence: "There are no chickens on the mountain! "Heart said:" Amitabha is evil again ... "

PS: No accident, we should be able to sign the contract tomorrow. The contract comes, it depends on the editing speed.

PS: Well, the contract number is wrong, reissue it, and the signing will be back again. Poor me, how many rewards have I been looking forward to for a long time, don't tell me that there will be allies, that is a sad story.