The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The monkey grinned and said, "Look at you like this, what's so weird about this? I guess this temple is filled with some kind of pure and calming spices or perfumes, and this kind of flowers and plants are planted. Otherwise, this is impossible. Effectively, this is not the Mingcha Ancient Temple, and it does n’t have that heritage. "

While the monkey was talking, he came to the door and was surprised to find that many of his original thoughts were gone for a while, and he felt much more comfortable. But he still insisted: "Hey, this medicine is quite effective. Come on, we really have encountered a liar. Monkey brother, I have been to countless temples. No temple has such a strong soothing effect. To Look and hurry, and leave quickly after reading, this is not a place to stay long. "

After speaking, the monkey patted the large red iron gate and laughed, "Besides that, this big iron gate is thick enough, five centimeters thick, and such a thick iron gate can serve as a gate. Hearing this voice, how honest it is, how timid the owner of this temple was, so he made such a thick gate? "

The fat man knocked and smiled, "It's really thick."

Everyone followed.

"Amitabha!"

"Oh, mom!" The fat man of Zhengluo jumped upright as the Founder screamed at the Buddha's horn. At a glance, he was a clean, handsome young monk. Then he was relieved, and his courage strengthened, shouting: "You monk are ill? Don't say hello when you come, suddenly jump out and scare people? Scary people don't know?"

Founder scolded: "I have been standing here for a long time, and a few of you have been watching me for a long time. No one looks at me. Blame me?"

Fortunately, at this moment, Jiang Ting pulled the fat man out of the flames and said, "They have been standing here for a long time, and you haven't seen it, you still blame others?"

The fat man was embarrassed immediately, but he didn't mean to apologize.

Jiang Tingdao: "Hi this master, how are you from this monastery?"

Founder saw Jiang Ting help himself to speak, and naturally felt better, responding with a smile: "The poor monk Founder is the abbot of this temple, and the only monk here."

Hearing this, Jiang Ting and others blushed and said bad things in front of others, and they didn't care whether they were bad people or not. And, by doing this, even good people become bad people ...

Jiang Ting said embarrassed, "Master, that, we just talked casually, don't take it seriously."

"Amitabha, the female donor is polite. How many words are human, how could a poor monk be angry?" Fang Zheng said so, but he wanted to close the door and put the dog out, and to drive the fat and thin man out. , Said in person that he was a liar, uncle can bear it! However, he is a monk and still has to endure! That's a bitterness in my heart ...

"Okay, don't master the master. Jiang Ting, look at this, this is a young monk smaller than us, to say something bad, this is a small temple, just him. Put it in a larger temple This is the product of Sami who sweeps the floor. Boy, do n’t pretend that you are honest. Was this temple built by you? Where is your hometown? Liar? ”At this time, the monkey came forward, and you were welcome. Road.

Jiang Ting heard that and pulled a monkey and said, "Monkey, don't do this."

The monkey didn't care. When he looked up, he shouted, "I'm not afraid of the shadows, I'm not afraid of knocking on the door if I don't do bad things. If I'm a good person, I'll say two more words? Let me say, am I wrong? You Look at the seeds of this monk's head, bright and touch the oil, the skin is whiter than you. Such a person, will be a monk who suffers and suffers alone in the mountains to eat and sleep in the mountains? Definitely a liar in Jinyiyushi And it's not small to deceive people. But today, when I met Monkey Monkey, that's it. "

Fang Zheng heard that his heart was full of anger, but it was not easy to attack. He said, "The donor is so unreasonable. The poor monk has practiced in one finger temple since he was a child. This is all the name of the mountain village. How did the rice grow up become a liar in Jinyiyushi? "

"Hey, did you spend the money? The money is in place, will you help you lie?" The monkey cut a voice.

The fat man on the side shouted, "Look at everyone, there is a WIFI signal here! Hey, you monk are so trendy, and you are still on the Internet? Watch island films?"

After listening to Lu Xiaoya and Ruan Ying, they quickly took out their mobile phones, and it turned out that there was a WIFI signal or a full-frame signal, which was obviously not covered by the mountain. One looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.

Jiang Ting also looked at Fang Zheng curiously.

Founder calmly said: "The poor monk is just practicing, but not a savage. Is it strange that there is a WIFI signal? In addition, this WIFI is installed by the government, you can go down the mountain to ask."

"Okay, I won't talk to you. We just have to take a look at it. You don't care about us. If you don't follow us, I'll be a master. If you talk to us ** and say unlucky words, don't blame me Fat man, my fists don't recognize anyone, "said the fat man impatiently.

Founder has been impatient for a long time. Since they are not welcome, Founder is too lazy to care about them and turns away.

However, at the moment of turning around, the scenery in front of Founder's eyes suddenly changed!

At that moment, Founder saw five people driving on the highway, and the monkey drove Lu Xiaoya all the way, leaving the fat man and Jiang Ting behind. Just then, there was a convoy of big cars in front of them, and the monkey laughed, "Look at me letting the fat people eat gray!"

Having said that, the monkey rushed to the throttle, ready to overtake the team! There are a total of four trucks in the convoy, full of coal. Seeing that the monkey successfully passed the two big cars, the front car suddenly turned on the turn signal and ran into the passing lane.

The monkey yelled: "Hell, he can't run fast anymore, what are you doing in the lane?"

Only after the voice fell, I heard a harsh brake sound came, the car in front was frantically braking!

The monkey car was very fast, and it was about to run into it. As a result, a steering rushed into the convoy. As a result, the front car began to brake, and the rear car followed the brake, but the car was too heavy to stop the car. !!

The monkey's car also couldn't stop, and banged on the **** of the front car!

At that moment, the monkey and Lu Xiaoya were both stunned, and before they came back to God, they heard a sigh, what happened to the rear compartment. The next moment, the two were horrified to see their car deformed at high speed, and the two screamed With a sound, it became meatloaf ...

The picture of blood splattering, the Founder was frightened, his forehead was all sweaty!

"Master? Master ?!" Just then, a shout awakened the Founder.

Fang Zheng suddenly returned to God, but waved his hands in panic and patted on the iron gate behind him!