The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

A few people gobbled up and ate them quickly!

After eating, both men and women, fat and thin, stared at Fang Zheng with big eyes together.

Founder spread his hand and said, "How many donors drank the water and ate the rice. Maybe I heard a word from the poor monk?"

"Master, you said. But before you say, can you eat more rice? You don't know what rice it is, it's the best rice I've ever eaten in my life! It ’s really getting hungry." Road.

Founder shook his head decisively. Joke, was he not enough to eat, and gave them back? He thinks he's not starving fast enough, and he still has to hang up, to speed up?

What should the fat man say, Jiang Ting pulled the fat man and said, "Okay, fat man, take it as soon as you see it. The master is willing to give meals, it's already a big grace."

The fat man did shut up, his mouth was soft and his hand was short. In addition, the magic of this temple really convinced him.

Jiang Ting stepped forward and said, "Master, what you have to say to me before, unfortunately, Jiang Ting didn't know what to do and didn't listen. I also ask the master not to blame, if you have anything to say, just say it."

"Yes, yes, you just say, don't say that our Yintang is black, **** disaster or something. That thing, when you hear it, it is a liar." The fat man called without a cover.

The monkey went up with a kick, and the fat man aggrieved, "Dead monkey, what are you kicking me for? Isn't that what you said?"

"Say a fart! Shut me up! You talk again, let go of the car and let you go, let your own go back!" The monkey snapped.

What did the fat man want to say, but in the end everyone turned out to be glaring! The fat man shut up decisively.

The monkey was right to him, and he smiled wryly, "Master, don't blame it, just say it."

Founder smiled bitterly, these guys are fortune tellers, right?咋 Every time he said something, he said so accurately? The last time Fang Datong, this time the dead fat man, was almost a graduate of theological college.

But Founder still said, for nothing else, two lives, two chances to draw! He could not bear to miss it. So Founder said: "Several donors need only agree to a poor monk's request."

"Oh? Even though the master said," We do n’t dare to go up to the mountain and go down to the sea of ​​fire. But what we can do, we can still do it. "The monkey didn't dare to say it all. He really didn't dare to boast Haikou.

Founder smiled and said, "The poor monk doesn't need anyone else. The donor and the female donor promised the poor monk. If in the future they encounter a fleet of four trucks pulling coal, don't overtake and slow down. , Just keep a safe distance. "

"Ah? That's it?" Monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned.

Jiang Ting, the fat man, and Ruan Ying also froze. Unexpectedly, the master in front of them looked around and said such a wordless thing.

The monkey was also a spirit, and immediately asked, "Master, what did you figure out?"

Founder shook his head and said, “The donor does n’t need to ask more, just remember the words of the poor monk, and do it, even if it is the return of today ’s water rice.” At the same time, Founder asked the system: “I say this, it ’s not a secret. Right? "

"As long as you don't tell the whole story, it's just a guideline. It's not counted. But you said a lot today, and it's better to say less in the future." The system reminded.

Fang Zheng was relieved. I was really afraid that the system would give him another bad review, deduct points or something. By the time the task was completed, but he didn't get a good prize, it was really depressed. After all, this task is laborious.

With all that said, what else can a monkey say?

The monkey opened his mouth and screamed angrily, "Lu Xiaoya, what are you doing to me?"

"The master is talking to you. What are you doing? Hurry up." Lu Xiaoya glared.

The monkey originally had some questions to ask, but was so forced by her own woman and did n’t ask, simply said: "Master rest assured, I remember what you said, if you really meet, definitely not overtake, keep a safe distance . "

Founder smiled with satisfaction and gestured please: "Several donors, it's getting late, come down the mountain early. I don't stay overnight on this mountain."

Monkeys, fat men, Jiang Ting, and others were really tired. Although they drank water and ate crystal rice, people were not machines after all. So he left, a few people went down the mountain safely, returned to the car, looked back at Yizhi Mountain, the mountain was clouded, hazy, dreamlike.

Jiang Ting silently took out his mobile phone, took a picture, and posted a brand new Weibo: "Today, we went to this one-finger mountain with the fat man, monkey, Xiaoya, and Yinger, and saw one finger temple. After the day when I grew up, the most fulfilling, strange, and dreamy. Until now, I still have a feeling like in a dream. Can anyone tell me whether I am dreaming or awake? "

Jiang Ting originally wanted to write a sentence about Fang Zheng, but in his mind flashed the smile of the sun, the handsome bald monk with a bright face, but did not know how to write. I'm always afraid of making a mistake, and it will make people misunderstand ...

With the whistle of the fat man, Jiang Ting turned back and left.

Fang Zheng looked at the back of a few people, and scolded: "You bastards, those who eat and drink, and those who drink and drink, you have to stick to the incense! You do n’t have to leave a few cents for the incense money, and you knock on the door!"

Founder finished scolding, still not dead, returned to the main hall, searched inside and outside, what incense burner, under the table, under the futon, all found ... This is dejected, sighed, go back to the backyard, sleep Already. That night, he was disappointed and sleepless ...

"Ding! As a master, gains and losses do not meet the system's requirements for you. Sometimes there is no need for hits, and no hits are required at any time."

"Is this a consolation of your conscience?" Fang Zheng asked.

"Ding! I'm just reminding you that if you don't sleep, you will be hungrier."

"You ..." Founder was touching his belly, but he was not hungry! At noon, he expressed his compassion and made a pot of rice for Jiang Ting and others. Now there is not much rice, so he saves. So I decided not to eat supper, to go to bed early, and not to be hungry after falling asleep.

Whatever the system reminded, he found-hungry!

Alas ... Outside, the lone wolf is hungry ...

Under the mountain, three cars entered Yizhi Village, and they went round and round to get out of the village.

Song Ergou, who was not found in the morning, said that Song Ergou was supple after squatting at the corner after dinner. As soon as the luxury car came out, he immediately cried, "Ah! How many people are there on the mountain? What did Founder tell you?"

The window shook, and the fat man gave a thumbs up: "This temple, Niubi! Come again!"

Then kick the throttle and go!