The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder was not tempted at all, and said disapprovingly, "However, I can't go. Linyuan's envy fish is useless. It's better to be down-to-earth. Did you check or not?" Asked.

This is the Founder, he will not have a low eye and an indulgence in fantasy, the most real thing in front of him! Looking at the past, you can check your own mistakes; if you are good at the present, you can grasp the future. Stomp at the mountains in the distance, and never reach the top of the mountain in a lifetime ...

After the red baby patiently explained, Founder finally understood how to practice this Qi. At night, Founder sat cross-legged on the bed and adjusted his breathing ...

The next day, the sky was slightly bright, and the Founder got up, waking the monkey, the red baby, and others.

Rubbing her eyes, Red Baby asked, "Master, what are you doing this early in the morning?"

"Nothing, I prepared to take you down the mountain. Of course, if you don't want to go, you can stay on the mountain." Founder.

"Go!" Red baby could go down as soon as he heard it, and immediately came to the spirit.

"Then get ready," Fang Zheng laughed.

So the red baby hurried back, washed and washed out, and the little blue monk's clothes looked very spirited.

The monkey was always behind the Founder, and the squirrel was holding a nut, which was called its breakfast. The lone wolf dipped in urine, even if it was ready.

Seeing that everyone was ready, Founder waved and went down the mountain collectively.

"Master, is there anything going down the mountain today?" The squirrel asked curiously.

"Festival today, I will take you to experience the festival on earth for the teacher." Fang Zheng said solemnly, but with a bad smile in his eyes.

"Master, aren't you saying that it is Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day, does it have nothing to do with us? Now you're going down the mountain, do you want to abuse the dog?" Red boy goes online every day and naturally knows more.

But some people never go online, for example ...

"What torture me?" Dulang asked dumbly.

Founder, Red Baby: "..."

Founder pulled back to the topic and said, "It is also practice to join the WTO. Today we will go to **** and experience the feeling of dog abuse ... hey ..."

The squirrel is adorable, I do n’t understand what it means, and the lone wolf ca n’t understand, but I always feel that the chrysanthemum is tight and I feel like being abused. The monkey doesn't matter. Follow the master and learn. Just secretly write down the words and deeds below, and then learn. The red baby looks like this, but it doesn't matter!

But is that really the case?

After going down the mountain, the genius just dawned, and Founder saw Wang Yougui on his motorcycle, and a large cardboard box was pulled from the back seat of the car.

"Wang Shi, early." Fang Zheng approached and saluted.

Wang Yougui laughed loudly: "Fang Zheng abbot, early, what wind today blows you all down the mountain."

Founder laughed: "Xiangfeng, donor, go out so early, what good stuff did you buy back?"

Wang Yougui blushed, and he smiled: "Isn't it a holiday today, I bought some gifts for my family, and I also learned young people, romance and romance ..."

Founder glanced over and smiled. The big box was filled with a bunch of roses and his hands were crossed together: "Amitabha, the donor, really advances with the times, admire and admire ..."

"Get out of the way, don't tell anyone else, otherwise I won't interrupt your legs." Wang Yougui's old face blushed. Generally, the old wife and wife in the village gave some clothes even if they were fashionable. They gave roses. He was definitely the head. One, if it spreads out, he feels that he will be able to make headlines on the villager board tomorrow.

As a result, Wang Yougui entered the house, and heard the ecstatic laughter of Wang Yougui's wife coming from the room. At the same time, he also scolded: "You are an old thing, so old, you send this thing! Do n’t lose it! Waste money, refund Go back, go back, I don't want it! Whoops, what are you doing? Why are you kneeling? "

"Wife, these years have been hard!"

"You ... asshole, just know."

"Wife, come and kiss one ..."

...

After hearing this nausea, Founder, the lone wolf, the squirrel, and the red child shivered collectively. Thinking about the appearance of the two people in the picture, they shivered again.

The squirrel said bitterly, "Master, I feel so panicked, is it strange?"

The lone wolf also said, "Humans are really terrible. What I said is that I urgency ..."

"Master, let's go back to the mountain," Monkey said.

Fang Zheng gave them a glance, too lazy to care about these guys, this is just the beginning, where is it?

Seeing that Fang Zheng was silent, the squirrel asked curiously, "Master, that flower is so beautiful. What does that flower represent?"

"Stupid, but it represents love, flaming love ... forget to tell you that you don't understand." The red baby shook his head and said.

As a result, the squirrel gave him a blank eye and said, "Isn't it just looking for a spouse? Humans are really speechless. We all look for spouses. They all send pine nuts, and they eat enough, and there is no uneven female squirrel"

The lone wolf said: "As long as we are strong enough, the she-wolves are not in groups? It depends on which one to grab, which is much simpler than you."

The monkey nodded and said, "We are almost the same, but we still have to think hard."

The red baby sneered: "Cut ... or King Shutan, thinking that when I was born, my mother-in-law prepared for me three thousand maids and eighty-eight servants ..."

Boom! Huh!

A series of shudder sounded, and Founder shuddered one by one, snorting crying: "Do n’t brag, now that you are a monk, women will have nothing to do with you in the future, and no matter how much you talk about is empty. Today, you Just look at it! "

"Look?" Asked the squirrel, covering her head.

Founder said a word, and said forcefully: "Look at other people picking up girls! Sun girls, boyfriends, sun relationships! Kiss me, pull me!"

"Oh!" The squirrel's mouth sprayed nuts.

The monkey folded his hands and said, "Master, the disciples suddenly remembered that the yard has not been cleaned, or the disciples should go back and sweep the floor." Just after watching an old version of affection, I have gone off the ground, if this continues Looking down, the monkey felt that he would doubt whether his heart toward the Buddha was firm.

The red baby also said, "Master, I have a stomachache and want to go back to the bathroom."

When the squirrel was about to speak, Founder swept his eyes and preemptively said, "Jingzhen, the monk does not slang, and I will give you another chance to reorganize the language for the teacher. What did you just say?"

The monkey looked at Fang Zheng with a smirk and said, "That ... Master, follow your steps. Amitabha ..."

Founder looked at the red baby again and laughed, "Tutor, it is fair to be a teacher, and it will give you a chance to reorganize your language."

"Master, go ahead boldly, and you will never be half a step behind!" Red child quickly expressed his position.

Founder nodded with satisfaction, looking at the squirrel with his mouth slightly open, "Clear width, what do you want to say?"