The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

I saw a bald monk on a stool in the yard, holding a broken iron pot, holding a rice spoon in his hand, and knocking on it! Also knock, say Amitabha.

At that moment, Sun Pu really wanted to rush over to bite this bastard, your uncle Amitabha! This morning's still not letting people sleep?

Sun Pu didn't shout out, someone already scolded: "Cao Nima! Snoring in the middle of the night, knocking on the iron basin in the morning, what kind of monster do you make ?! Still not letting people sleep? The quality of life?

"Dead bald donkey, don't knock! I've endured you for a long time!"

"Nima, my ears are going to blow up!"

"Grass! I want to kill!"

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These people shouted scary, but Fang Zheng was unmoved at all, knocking on the iron basin dazzlingly, and was extremely serious and devout.

The sound of breaking the iron basin also awakened Xu Yin, Song Keling, and others who were in their sleep. The two ran out and saw that there was a black line on the forehead. Xu Yin scolded subconsciously: "This Nima What are you going to do, a thief monk? Go to heaven? "

At this time, one person came behind Xu Yin and said, "Isn't he doing this on purpose? Is he trying to annoy us and let him go?"

Xu Yin turned her head and said hello in a low voice: "Leader, are you awake?"

"So noisy, can't you wake up? Ask him what he's doing. If it's deliberately noisy, the North's method is not useless." The female leader said coldly: "This kind of person I've seen so much. If it's not soft, it's hard. There is always a way to pack him! "

Xu Yin said: "Leaders can rest assured, I will get him!"

Xu Yin went out after speaking, came to the Founder, and patted the Founder.

As a result, Founder turned around, raised his hand, and dropped!

哐 Dang!

"Ah **** ..." Xu Yin crouched, covering her ears.

Founder saw Xu Yin, closed the iron basin, raised it with one hand, and said, "Amitabha, the donor, is there anything wrong?"

"Oh ..." Xu Yin rubbed her ears, trying not to let herself be scolded, pressed down, and asked, "Mage, what are you doing?"

"Bell the bell! The poor monk is in the temple and knocks 108 minutes every morning. There is no way. The poor monk's temple is too poor. There is only one bell. If there is a drum, it should be knocked together. However, we also Without the bells and drums, the poor monk had itchy hands, and had to knock on the iron basin, read the scriptures, and do morning classes. "Fang Zheng explained in a serious manner.

"Don't knock, you come down, I have something to tell you." Xu Yin saw Fang Zheng's true face, did not mean to lie and deliberately toss, and he also knew the temple's rules, so he believed.

Founder put down the iron basin and rice spoon and followed Xu Yin to the side. Xu Yin said: "Mage, look, you have been here for so long. I do n’t know what our company does yet. We have a teacher to give a lecture, you listen I understand, let's talk about the rest, what about it? "

Founder immediately nodded: "Okay, the poor monk is also curious, so many people are hiding here and not going to work in the factory. What are they doing?"

"Of course it's a big deal! Okay, I won't tell you more. You will know when the time comes. Today we will go to the countryside as usual, and we will eat together. In the future, everyone will be family, eat together, play together, work together, and make big money together. "Xu Yin said.

Fang Zheng nodded as the chicken pecked the rice, as if he agreed with it all.

Seeing this, Xu Yin immediately added: "Mage, you have also seen, we are a collective life. Of course, it is all right for you to ring the bell in the monastery, but here, we do n’t have a bell, and knock a broken iron pot, the sound is unpleasant. Noisy panic. The point is that your knock will affect your own life. If you ca n’t sleep with your neighbors, the police will tell us that it ’s not good. So you need to change this habit. ”

Founder readily accepted, saying: "Xu Shizhu made sense, the poor monk remembered."

Seeing Founder speak so well, Xu Yin's prepared speech and various threats and intimidation and violence were not used. Patting Founder's shoulder with satisfaction, "The last thing, you see, we are all so familiar After that, do n’t call it a master or a donor. You can call me Xu Yin, or Xu carry the family. Anyway, let ’s call you Founder or handsome? ”

Founder smiled: "OK, then handsome guy."

"Hey ..." Xu Yin found that the monk was so cheeky! At least thicker than him! However, Founder was so cooperative and obedient, he was also comfortable in his heart, that is, his ears were a little uncomfortable.

At that moment, Xu Yin's face suddenly turned black when there was a noise from there! Who is this?

Xu Yin turned her head and saw that Sun Pu was knocking on the iron basin in the way that he was learning to be Founder. After tapping it, he shook his head and said, "Strange, I didn't knock so loudly? Don't shake my ears ..." "

Xu Yin hurried over and snatched up, scolding: "What are you going to do? Are you eating?"

Then Xu Yin took the iron basin and went into the kitchen. After a while, a bang sounded, and then a complaint came out: "Really, it's not that loud ... Is there a wrong way to knock?"

Founder smiled. He can ring, but it doesn't mean that everyone can. There is no magical power, no dream. How can you ring?

Founder was so noisy, everyone got up, Sun Pu and others finally found someone to talk to and found out that they had experienced the bright blood and tears of Founder last night, muttered a bunch, in exchange for a sympathetic look, and the contradiction came out.

"No, Sun Pu, Xu's family will divide people to you, how can they be stuffed on our side? Besides, we are full, there is no place."

"Old Sun, I think you can get some cotton **** or something, stick to it."

"Persist? Persevere again!" Sun Pu cried, and those who had not experienced it did not know the pain.

"To succeed, go crazy! Come on!" Everyone encouraged.

Suddenly silent, Sun Pu cursed, "MMP!"

On the other side, Xu Yin had taken the Founder to dinner, and everyone came up to the table, forming a bar in the yard, and stools were placed around, but no one was seated. Of course, there is one guy who is exception, that is Founder!

Founder didn't care about that much, he sat on the left side of the long table with his buttocks, and immediately attracted countless weird and severe eyes, but Founder ignored it directly and did not see it.

At this time, the door of a house that had not been opened much opened, and a woman came out.

Everyone saw the woman and shouted in unison: "Good leadership."

"Hello everyone." The woman nodded with satisfaction, but when her eyes fell on the Founder, her face suddenly became hard to look, and she looked sternly at Xu Yin.