The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Ding! Congratulations on getting a koi at random!" Said the system.

When Founder heard it, he froze, Koi? After three or four merits, he only got one koi? Founder was upset, but after many lessons learned, Founder also learned to be smart. He doesn't complain first, look at the goods before talking!

"Receive?" The system asked in a weird tone.

Founder heard the words, always felt that there was a good taste in this tone, subconsciously asked: "Can you not accept?"

"It's all pumped, you have to collect it if you don't." The system laughed.

Founder's bad feelings intensified even more, but he nodded: "Close!"

The next moment, Founder only heard a scream from above his head: "Oh! Let's go, hide to the left!"

As soon as Fang Zheng heard, he subconsciously stood to the left, and then there was a crack on his forehead, a slimy, soft stuff on his bald head! Then the toy bounced and patted on the ground softly!

Founder looked down, and 100,000 Cao Nima rushed by in his heart! Is this koi? !! This TM is Koi, he is Buddha!

I saw a pale white fish with blue light on the ground. How did he look at this fish and see for himself? Founder took out his mobile phone, immediately went online, searched it, and the next moment, a picture popped up, comparing the two one by one, Founder's face was black!

Over there I heard the moving red baby, monkey, lone wolf, and squirrel all running over, and saw that Fang was dazed in front of a fish, and his face was not so good. Several guys looked at each other and said, "Master, have you fished? Want to eat fish?"

The red baby came over, looked closely, and stung the fish on the ground. The fish was motionless, his eyes widened, and his mouth opened as if dead. The red baby looked up at Fangzheng and asked, "Master, what are you doing with a salted fish?"

That's right, this fish doesn't look like koi at all, and it doesn't have colorful colors! He looks exactly like salted fish!

Fang Zheng picked his mouth, looked up, didn't speak, climbed to the wall, looked around, and said in his heart: No one around this! Who threw the salted fish?

Founder asked the system, and the system didn't snor. The sound of the yin and yang of the system before Founder's guidance had a bad feeling in his heart.

He walked over and touched the fish, and said, "This isn't it Koi?"

"Oh!" Red kid didn't hold back when he heard Fang Zheng's words, and laughed on the spot! Covering his belly, he pointed to the salty fish on the ground: "Haha ... Master, do you tease me? This is a koi? People's koi is colorful, so it looks good! This guy is just a color, even ugly. It ’s ugly, you look at it, you look at this face, you look at the eyes, and finally you smell the smell! Is this a salty fish at all! "

"Salt your uncle!" At this moment, the founder had not spoken, and a voice suddenly came from the ground!

Fang Zheng, Hong Baile, and others suddenly looked down and saw that the fish was still dead. But he didn't say it, who said that?

The squirrel passed and touched the fish head and said, "It really seems to be dead, Master, did he fall?"

Founder's face turned black and he died? When the dead fish came down from the sky, he flickered as a meat pad. Even if he died, he died, not salted fish.

"You're dead!" That old-fashioned autumn, like the ten-year-old churros, the sound of the stinky hooligan rang again. This time everyone saw it clearly, this is what the salty fish said!

The squirrel was startled, hurried to the head of the lone wolf, pulled long hair, and hid himself.

The lone wolf is not afraid. A monk in the monastery, a super demon king, and any monsters and monsters are here, all have to lie on their stomachs. He leaned over, smelled it, and said, "You're so salty, haven't you died?"

"Have you ever seen a salt bath? Poor sour?" The salted fish snapped, turned over, and a salty smell came, and Fang Zheng frowned subconsciously.

Founder: "You're not taking a salt bath, you're out of a salt pit, haven't you climbed up in ten years?"

When Founder said this, everyone thought that the dead fish would meet up with Founder, but the fish rolled his eyes and said, "Do you know?"

Everyone was speechless for a moment ... could this be right?

Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and asked, "Did you just move the poor monk to the left?"

The salted fish froze and stared at the Founder and asked, "Who is the boss here?"

The crowd looked at Founder collectively. The salted fish glanced at everyone's eyes. The salted fish that had originally raised its eyes suddenly snapped, and its head fell to the ground, then there was no movement. Pretending to be dead!

Founder's eyebrows frowned, it seems that this guy is right! But pretend to be dead? This trick is useless to him!

The red baby didn't make any noise when he saw the salted fish. He nodded, but he still didn't make any noise.

The squirrel was relatively simple, and she passed up, "Master, did you scare him to death?"

"Scared to death? Scared to death, let's go down to the mountain and open up the villagers. Anyway, this is also the salted fish from Lingshan." Fang Zheng sneered and looked at the salted fish with a smile. Pretend to be dead? If it was another monk, maybe it would be a little difficult. But Founder is not a serious monk!

Upon hearing the salty fish, he was obviously stiff.

As soon as the red baby waited for someone to listen to it, they immediately became happy. The red baby grabbed the tail of the salted fish directly, dragged it out, and walked along the road, "Master, if I say, such a big fish, the whole body is full of treasure. Come to stew your Lingshen, you will practice the exercises more quickly. "

Fang Zheng said with a smile: "That's not the case. The poor monk is also a monk. How can he eat meat? Let's go ... by the way, such a good fish will make everyone tainted."

"Ah? Master, are you correct? So many families, so many people, such a small fish, what is it?" Red baby was a little worried.

The monkey said slowly: "Simple, you can chop him up at the mouth of the village.

As soon as this word came out, the salty fish that was supposed to be dead suddenly moved and shouted, "Are you monks? Do you have any conscience? It is wrong to insult the corpses, do you know? Did you read them? Scripture? "

The salted fish spoke, and everyone laughed. It ’s a small sample, can you pretend?

Only the squirrel drew a big tail and said, "Wow, scammer! Didn't you just die?"

"You're dead! Isn't it possible for me to sleep?" Cried salty fish arrogantly.

The squirrel didn't care, and said, "You sleep? But your eyes are open?"

The salted fish tried to roll a symbolic white eye and said, "You find Lao Tzu a fish with eyelids to see! You let him close his eyes and see!"

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