The Monk

Chapter 1,207 Non-compliance

Zhang was helpless, shook his head and said: "Don't talk about the crow's mouth! Don't you know whether the good spirit works or the bad spirit does?" "Ah? Right! My fault, I deserve to die. Is there anything wrong with him?" Zhang Tianfang A little panicked.

Zhang Ping said: "It's okay." With the Buddha's treasure protecting his body, he can do whatever he wants. As long as he doesn't seek death, even if he fails to break through, he won't go crazy or die due to lack of effort.

Fu Kong interjected: "Before you came, I carefully checked his meridians and blood. It is when the Qi and blood are strong and surging, and he should be able to get through this smoothly." The young monk followed Zhang Afraid's suggestion and finally stopped calling him Ji. The person is the donor, but you, me and him scream for a while.

Zhang Awei nodded after hearing this and whispered: "You can call us by our names." Zhang Tianfang followed up and said: "Even if you don't think about it, there is a group of Taoist priests at the bottom of the mountain. In front of them, you yell at the donors every day, and you also It’s hard for people to live, think about what those people think, you are too immature!”

This crazy guy actually has the nerve to educate others! Zhang Ai looked at him helplessly and said, "When are you going to break through?" Zhang Tianfang shouted and backed away as if his tail had been stepped on: "Young man, I'm willing to be a low hand and break through my head." He rolled his eyes. After a few turns, he turned his head and asked Fu Kong: "Little monk, if I mess with you, you monks don't need to break through, right?"

Bu Kong replied seriously: "Cultivating Buddhism is about enlightenment. One day you will realize your own body, which will be the stage of great success." Zhang Tianfang blinked his eyes and asked, "When you talk about enlightenment, do you just sit and think blindly?" Bu Kong was helpless. Said: "You can say it like this." Zhang Tianfang thought for a while and asked again: "You guys are enlightened..." Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zhang Aoi: "Don't blame you, you are also a monk, and you are among the monks. The worst one.”

Zhang Tianfang glared and said: "You care about me, I'm not even a Buddha, so what nonsense are you talking about?" After he yelled, he vaguely felt something was wrong. After thinking about it carefully, if he wanted to practice enlightenment, he really couldn't curse randomly. Buddha, he coughed lightly and said: "I didn't say anything just now, you didn't hear anything." I silently said to God in my heart: "You didn't hear it either." Then he continued to ask Fu Kong: "You, ah no, Our enlightenment... Why is it so awkward? No matter, it is enlightenment anyway. Can we realize it while walking?" Zhang Fang said angrily: "What is enlightenment while walking? I think you want to realize it while playing!" Zhang Tianfang glared again! He said with bullish eyes: "Do you want to take care of it?" He turned around and urged Fu Kong: "Hurry up and tell me, can you?"

Fu Kong smiled bitterly and said, "It stands to reason that it is possible. There are also many great virtues in the Buddhist scriptures who suddenly gained enlightenment while working hard and then ascended to the Western Paradise of Paradise, enjoying eternal glory forever."

As soon as Zhang Tianfang heard this, he laughed: "This is not bad, this is not bad, I just practiced this to achieve enlightenment, how should we practice?"

Although Zhang Tianfang asked very rudely, he was able to persuade him to convert. For Fu Kong, letting the Buddha return to his embrace was considered a great achievement, so he said seriously: "First of all, we need to be tonsured, and then..." Before he could say anything else, he was interrupted by Zhang Tianfang: "Does shaving mean balding your head?" Fukong said yes. Zhang Tianfang shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, this won't work. I don't want to walk around with a big bald head on my head. Can I just ignore my bald head?"

Fu Kong replied seriously: "You are different from others. You must shave your head to convert." Zhang Tianfang frowned and said, "I didn't say I wanted to convert. I just want to practice enlightenment with you. Do I not need to shave my head?"

Bu Kong took a look and realized that everything he had just said for a long time was in vain. He turned to look at Zhang Awei, meaning to ask him what to do?

Zhang Ping shook his head at him and looked back at the room behind him. Fang Jian was working there at the moment. He waved to call a disciple and asked him to go to the Snow Mountain Sect to inform Song Yunyi and others, telling them that he could not stay at the main peak these days. Go back and meditate at the door, waiting for the moment when Fang Jian is done.

He sat down, and Zhang Tianfang was still asking Fu Kong: "Tell me, can I be enlightened?" Fu Kong thought carefully for a while, and then cautiously replied: "Even if the Buddha is merciful, he will not save those who have no destiny." The implication is clear. It was rejected. Zhang Tianfang rubbed his neck and said, "I have a fate with Buddha. I am the Buddha's killer."

Zhang Awei said angrily: "Not only are you killing Buddha, you also have a Buddha body." At first, Zhang Awei used Buddha's will to help this fool increase his cultivation and created a Buddha body in a daze, which made Bu Kong envious for a while.

Zhang Tianfang patted his head and said, "Yes, there is also this matter, I almost forgot about it. You see, I am so destined to the Buddha, I should be able to realize something easily, right?"

This guy was simply the best example of being lazy, greedy, unreasonable, and unreasonable. Fu Kong had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​converting him, stopped talking to him, went to sit cross-legged on the other side of the house, and kept reciting the Heart-clearing Mantra to himself.

He didn't want to talk, but Zhang Tianfang refused. He chased him and whispered softly: "How do you understand this thing? Tell me?" Fu Kong just didn't answer, but Zhang Tianfang kept writing on him. For a quarter of an hour, Zhang was afraid After being convinced, he said to Fu Kong: "You should say something to him, or I will kick him away."

Fu Kong closed his eyes and uttered two words: "Kick it."

The rogue Zhang Tianfang finally annoyed the young monk. After hearing this, Zhang Weifang stood up and walked towards Zhang Tianfang. Zhang Tianfang was not afraid of him. He stood up with his waist pinched and said loudly to Zhang Weifang: "Kick if you can, I can't kill you." ”

Well, am I afraid of you? Zhang Ai stopped and said, "What kind of brain do you have? Look at the person you're asking. If Fukong knew how to enlighten, he would have ascended long ago. How could he still be here with you?"

Zhang Tianfang thought about it and said, "Yes, that's the truth." He turned around and shouted at Bu Kong, "Did you lie to me just now? Did you want to trick me into shaving my head? Did you trick me into entering your temple?"

Fukong was completely speechless and said to Zhang Ain: "Look at him, call me if you have anything." After saying that, he turned around and left, refusing to stay here for another moment. However, Zhang Tianfang refused to give up and asked: "How could something happen to me? The young monk underestimated me." Zhang was very speechless, but in order to attack Zhang Tianfang, he whispered: "Bu Kong said he was in the house. That Fang Jian is not you."

ah? Zhang Tianfang was stunned for a moment, when did I become so unnoticed? I turned around to look for Fu Kong, but at this moment, Fu Kong had already disappeared. Then he turned his gaze back to Zhang Ai, who said coldly: "Do whatever you want. I don't have time to talk to you now. If you dare to talk nonsense to me before Fang Jian comes out of seclusion, be careful and I will deal with you."

This sentence was bone-chilling. Zhang Tianfang carefully considered the possibility of this sentence. He felt that it was really possible for Zhang Awei to do this, so he didn't want to continue taking risks. He tilted his head and looked at Hui Fang Jian's room, then turned to ask Zhang Awei: " When can he come out?"

Zhang Awei was speechless and said in a low voice: "That's called leaving seclusion!" "Okay, get out of seclusion. When will Fang Jian get out of seclusion?" Zhang Tianfang showed a rare humility, but he heard Zhang Awei's irresponsible answer. :"how could I know?"

Just as the two brothers were talking nonsense, a disciple from the mountain gate quickly ran towards the mountain, aiming for Tianlei Palace. When Zhang Tianfang saw it, he asked Zhang Awei: "Don't ask what's going on?" Zhang Awei didn't even look at the disciple and said casually: "If you feel bored, you can just go over and do it. There is only one, and you can't go down the mountain."

After saying this, Zhang Tianfang gave Zhang Ai a strong look of contempt, and then said: "If you are not allowed to go down the mountain, why don't I go see a fart?" This guy's only motivation for doing anything is to go down the mountain and hang out outside.

But even though he was angry and depressed, Zhang Ping ignored him. At this stage, the most important thing was to protect Fang Jian's successful cultivation to the top level. As for Zhang Tianfang? That guy is never normal, so you can ignore him completely.

After Zhang Tianfang muttered something, his eyes followed the disciple. After a while, the disciple entered the Tianlei Hall, and after a while, the disciple came out again and returned to the mountain gate. Zhang Tianfang kept looking at him eagerly.

Zhang Ai smiled helplessly and said: "If you want to know what's going on, just go and ask. There is no need to stay here." Zhang Tianfang said: "I don't bother to know their affairs. It's just some nonsense about who was beaten and who was beaten." ”

As he said this, his attention was always focused in the direction of the mountain gate.

Zhang Ai smiled and said, "Do you want me to tell you what happened?" Zhang Tianfang said casually, "Don't talk to me!" Zhang Ai just kept silent. After a while, Rui Yuan came to him and said respectfully: "It is just now that the Emperor of Dai Viet Dynasty sent a special envoy to Tianlei Mountain to burn incense and worship, praying for good weather and good harvest in Dai Viet Dynasty."

He just finished saying this, and even Zhang Tianfang sensed something was wrong and asked directly: "Let's be honest, what are they here for?"

Ruiyuan smiled softly and said to Zhang Tianfang: "It's not because of what happened last time, Uncle Zhang. You gave an order that the emperor of Dai Viet Dynasty should abdicate honestly and replace it with someone else. The new emperor always felt that something was wrong because he was worried about the existence of Tianlei Mountain. I don’t feel at ease, so I will send people to climb the mountain to burn incense and pay homage to me every few days. I have no other idea. I just hope that I can be recognized by you, my uncle, so that I can be the emperor for a few more years. "

After hearing this, Zhang Tianfang scratched his head and asked, "I was the one who drove down the last emperor?"

Zhang Ai was speechless after saying one sentence, and said angrily: "Have you forgotten the time when you forced me? You said you wanted to kill the emperor and make the world innocent! How long has it been since then, and you have forgotten all this?"

Zhang Tianfang thought about it carefully and said: "It seems that there is such a thing." He asked Ruiyuan again: "Is this the case?" Ruiyuan replied: "There is another thing. The emperor now hopes that we will send a few disciples to the imperial court. , select outstanding disciples and give them the title of No. 1 National Master in the World.”

When he heard that he was the best in the world, Zhang Tianfang immediately became interested and stood up and said: "I am suitable for this matter. I am suitable to be the best national teacher in the world. No one else is suitable!"

Zhang was so scared that he wanted to kick him, so he followed him and said, "In my opinion, it is most suitable for you to be the world's number one idiot!"