The Monkey King

Early in the morning, ask for France.

Xuanzang was carefully preparing for his last lecture on the stone table in the courtyard. He carefully arranged the bamboo slips that symbolized the key points, put them on the table to compare them, and thought carefully. From time to time, he would dip his brush in ink and modify the brocade in his hand, concentrating on it.

In that corner, the black bear spirit blinked and watched from a distance. There was an inexplicable confusion in his eyes.

"What? Are you still thinking about becoming a Buddhist disciple?" Xiao Bailong appeared out of nowhere, sat on a stone bench beside him and yawned lazily, saying, "Honestly, it's important to become a Buddhist disciple. What's so good? How great would it be to be a demon king? I think it's better to confiscate it. If you do, you will regret it in the future."

The black bear spirit glanced sideways at the little white dragon and said coldly: "Master Xuanzang devoted all his efforts to the salvation of all sentient beings, and was not afraid of dangers. How can I, the black bear, care about my own selfishness? If one day I can become my disciple, There will definitely be no regrets.”

"You must have no regrets?" The little white man couldn't help but laugh: "Did you know... that you have to be a vegetarian if you become a Buddhist?"

The black bear spirit stopped talking.

"Buddhists are not allowed to have wives yet. They call those women women. They want to cut off all lust and cut off the world of mortals. But you originally not only had a wife, but you might also have several concubines in the house. Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Young man, Don’t be too impulsive.”

The black bear spirit's originally dark face seemed to be even darker now.

On the other side, Xiao Bailong was still muttering endlessly. Infinitely thinking: "Think about it, drinking in the pond and meat forest every day, surrounded by people, how comfortable and beautiful that life is. But once you enter Buddhism, all these are gone. Do you know what the life of a monk is like? Every day , you are all facing a green lantern, knocking on wooden fish, and chanting Buddha's name. Oh, yes. There are also Buddhist scriptures, those Sanskrit words are like rows of ants, which makes people get goosebumps all over their bodies. The only leisure when you have nothing to do is Sweeping fallen leaves in the yard with a broom. Imagine your figure, wearing a monk's robe, sweeping fallen leaves with a broom... How weird does it look? If you feel no regrets now, that's because you haven't become like that yet. One day you will truly enter Buddhism and you will find that living is a kind of torture."

The corners of the black bear spirit's eyes twitched slightly, and his fists clenched unconsciously. He turned away and didn't want to talk to Xiao Bailong at all.

Seeing that the black bear spirit ignored him, Xiao Bailong had no choice but to shut up angrily. Walking back and forth around there.

After a while, he couldn't help but moved closer to the black bear spirit, stretched his neck and whispered: "To be more serious, have you ever had a wife? Have you tasted the love between a man and a woman? Also, once the journey to the west is successful, , with the help of the great sage’s big flag, I can return to the Dragon Palace in a swaggering manner. All kinds of glory and wealth... let alone becoming the demon king, just being a little follower beside me. Isn’t that better than entering Buddhism? Is it strong? Hey, one day, if you really live that kind of carefree life, you will find that everything about Purdue is bullshit. What can be more real than living a comfortable life? To be honest, it’s not about pointing. Great Sage, help me find my wife, who the hell is going west without a problem?"

"Are you done?" Turning around, the black bear spirit grabbed the little white dragon by the collar and lifted him up.

For a moment, Xiao Bailong was also frightened. Wait until he calms down. The big face of the black bear spirit is already close at hand.

From such a close distance, Xiao Bailong could clearly see the bloodshot eyes in the black bear spirit's eyes, and the fangs and saliva exposed in the slightly open mouth.

However, he slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

It is clear. The black bear spirit couldn't hold back anymore and wanted to beat someone. The little white dragon is definitely not as good as the black bear. If it were normal, begging for mercy would probably be the only way he could go at this moment. But...this time is different from the past.

Little Bailong stretched out his hand and shouted: "Master Xuanzang!"

Hearing this, Master Xuanzang in the distance immediately turned around.

When he turned around, the black bear spirit was startled and quickly released his hand holding Xiao Bailong's collar, pretending to be as if nothing had happened.

"Why does the third prince call me a poor monk?"

"It's okay, it's okay. I called it wrong, it's okay." After adjusting his clothes, the little white dragon laughed cheerfully and glanced at the black bear spirit provocatively.

Seeing this, Xuanzang lowered his head and thought carefully.

The black bear spirit glared at the little white dragon fiercely, as if he was ready to swallow the little white dragon in one bite.

However, Xiao Bailong still smiled happily and didn't care at all.

"Greed, anger, ignorance, pride, and suspicion, anger ranks second among the five poisons. Hey, if I listen to Master Xuanzang reciting it every day, I, a non-Buddhist, will memorize it." He gently nudged it with his elbow. The black bear spirit, the little white dragon sighed leisurely: "Look, that's the person who cultivates Buddhism. Look at him, his state of mind is as flat as the surface of a lake, not even a ripple can be seen. Look at yourself again. It's not me. The prince asked you, are you really suitable for cultivating Buddhism? When have you ever seen Master Xuanzang being so angry that he grabbed his collar and started to fight?"

"It is precisely because it is not suitable that we have to practice!" Lowering his voice, the black bear spirit roared: "Pudu focuses on lifting all sentient beings out of the sea of ​​suffering! Those who save people are also the ones being saved! If all sentient beings can do this , what more Pudu do you want?"

"Yo? Can't you tell? They're talking about the same thing." Xiao Bailong's brows suddenly furrowed and he smiled even brighter.

This smile immediately made the black bear spirit blush.

Taking a deep breath, the black bear spirit turned away and didn't want to talk to the little white dragon.

However, Xiao Bailong didn't want to let go of this opportunity to tease this silly guy. He stretched out his neck and said with a joking face: "In that case, come on, come on, you come to ferry me. I worry about my missing daughter-in-law every day, you come to ferry me over tonight." Can you have a good sleep?"

"Didn't you sleep like a dead pig one night? You were still laughing and drooling last night!"

"That's just an appearance." Xiao Bailong said sincerely: "It's precisely because of the pain in your heart that you can only escape through dreams. You don't even understand the suffering of all living beings, so why are you talking about universal salvation? No, let’s experience the suffering of all sentient beings first, and then I’ll ask the king to introduce you to a daughter-in-law, get married or something, what do you think?”

"you!"

Hearing this, the black bear spirit suddenly became furious. He gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Bailong, and his fists were already clenching.

On the other side, Xiao Bailong still looked as if nothing had happened, glancing at Master Xuanzang not far away from the corner of his eye from time to time to avoid being accidentally beaten.

They stared at each other like this for a while, and finally the black bear spirit had no choice but to suppress the anger in his chest, turn around and leave.

Looking at the angry back of the black bear spirit. Xiao Bailong rolled his eyes and chuckled: "You don't even know how to talk, and you still practice Buddhism? You're stupid."

This scene fell exactly into the eyes of the monkey standing on the eaves.

"This Ao Lie is getting more and more talkative and bad-tempered." Tianpeng sighed softly on the side: "I met him several times when I was still in the Tianhe Navy. At that time, I He looked a bit like a prince, but now he looks like a ruffian in the world."

"You don't blame me, do you?" Monkey glanced sideways at the canopy and said, "He was so virtuous before traveling to the west. You must blame him. You have to blame his father, the Dragon King of the West Sea."

In the courtyard, the black bear spirit pushed open the door of his room, stepped into the room, and slammed it shut.

Just when the door was about to make a loud noise, he seemed to remember something again and quickly pulled it with his hand and closed it gently.

After a moment of silence, Tianpeng looked at Black Bear Spirit's room and said, "Tell me, this Heimao, why did he think of becoming Master Xuanzang's disciple? That shouldn't be the case. Didn't he join the Westward Journey all because of you? Really? Are you really inspired and ready to devote your life to Pudu?"

"how could I know?"

After a little movement of his tibia, the monkey jumped off the eaves and said to Xuanzang: "It's almost time, let's go over there. After the last lecture, we are ready to set off."

…

At this time, above the West Sea, seven of the Twelve Golden Immortals were flying across the sea at extremely fast speeds. Next to him were Li Jing, Nezha, and the Four Heavenly Kings.

Thirteen water arcs of different sizes were quickly torn apart on the originally slightly turbulent sea. It was like being torn apart by the claws of a giant cat.

Along the way, Li Jing closely followed Taiyi Zhenren, persuading him endlessly, but "unintentionally" revealed the current composition of the westbound team. The level of each person's cultivation level and the weight of the weapons in their hands are all revealed.

Just when he was about to approach the Xiniu Hezhou coastline, Master Taiyi finally couldn't help but paused and said sternly: "That's enough!"

For a moment, everyone froze. He looked back at Taiyi Zhenren who had fallen behind.

Li Jing looked at Master Taiyi with a hint of horror.

Behind him, Nezha was sweating coldly and silent.

"Do you think I don't know what your evil intentions are?" Facing Li Jing, Master Taiyi glared angrily: "If we didn't have to deal with the monster monkey, I would capture you now and treat you well. Correction. Let you know the consequences of betraying the master!"

"Uncle Taiyi, Li Jing is kindly reminding you, how could you..."

"Get out!" Pointing in the direction of Nantianmen, Master Taiyi raised his voice an octave and shouted: "Get out now! I don't want to have you standing next to me when I start a battle with the demon monkey! "

The words that came to his lips were immediately swallowed by Taiyi Zhenren. Li Jing leaned back slightly, blinked and looked around awkwardly. He suddenly noticed that the other six uncles around him didn't look at him with much kindness at this time. It seemed that no one had the intention to dissuade Master Taiyi.

The atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Helpless, Li Jing had no choice but to smile and cup his hands and said: "How about this? Li Jing will ask your majesty for a decree and send a large army to help. Just in case...just in case something happens, how about taking care of all the uncles?"

Master Taiyi still glared at Li Jing without saying a word.

Behind him, Master Huanglong said in a long voice: "Get out of here, you can go wherever you want, just don't stay here."

Li Jing blushed and turned around slowly.

Under everyone's gaze, he slowly flew towards the Nantian Gate.

When he passed by Nezha, he quietly gave an order to Nezha and the four heavenly kings: "You continue to follow. If anything happens, report it in time."

"promise."

After a while, Li Jing's figure disappeared from the horizon.

Looking angrily at the direction Li Jing was leaving, Master Taiyi spit hard and said, "Eat everything inside and outside!"

After that, he turned around and left.

The other Twelve Golden Immortals also followed one by one.

At this moment, Nezha quietly retreated and said to the four heavenly kings: "I'll leave for a moment, and you continue to follow. Don't let my father know."

After saying that, without waiting for the other four heavenly kings to reply, he turned around and flew in the other direction. (~^~)

PS: Well...I finally ran out of saved manuscripts. Saving manuscripts is indeed too evil. As long as there is one, I don’t want to type...