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When Rong Yuheng came down from the mountain, he was almost tired to fall asleep.

He thought dazedly, a little bit higher, why is this tune so familiar?

At the last moment before his consciousness fell into a deep sleep, Rong Yuheng felt a big hand holding his face and gently rubbing it twice, and then a gentle kiss fell on his forehead.

...

When I got up the next day, it was bright.

Rong Yuheng moved a bit, and took a breath of cold air instantly, his eyes frightened:...his! He, will he be disabled by Wen Zezong?

"Are you awake?" The crack of the door suddenly opened a little, revealing a face that was both excited and guilty.

Rong Yuheng was angry now when he saw him, "Huh!!!"

Yesterday, I said that I could jump off the car at any time, but the door was welded to death! He even dared to settle old accounts with him halfway through, what an interesting owner!

Wen Zezheng came in, put the hamster group under the blanket in his arms, and said, "Whatever you want to eat, I will make it for you. Is there anything uncomfortable, I will give you medicine..."

When Rong Yuheng heard "Shangyao", a violent spirit drilled outside Wen Zezhen's arms, his whole body exuding resistance, "No, no, no..."

Wen Zizhang dragged him back and continued babbling, looking contented, "Don't be shy, I will take good care of you."

Grass, **** care! Rong Yuheng stalked his neck and avoided Wen Zezhen's "kissing of love", condemning him for his evil act of coloring with an angry look.

The latter did not care, and even became more kind, and his words gradually changed, "Is it OK to make you pasta? Yesterday I was full, but today I am full."

Rong Yuheng instantly healed the scar and forgot the pain, his mouth was a step faster than his brain, "Yes, the crow feeds back, the lamb kneels and sucks, it doesn't hurt you in vain."

Wen Zezong, "..."

Forget it, if he wants to take advantage of him, take it,

Anyway, it was a verbal advantage, and I didn't have to find it in the end.

Towards eleven o'clock in the morning, Rong Yuheng finally helped his **** and slowly squeezed out of the bedroom. The whole living room was empty, and only Wen Zezhen was busy in the kitchen.

"What about uncle?"

"I went out to buy groceries, I'll be back in a while."

"Oh." Rong Yuheng suddenly remembered something in the middle, the whole hamster was blown up, "Wait, is your house soundproof?"

He was so screaming yesterday that he didn't know whether his penetrating power was strong or not!

Wen Zizong's hands of frying and grilling sausage gave a delicate meal. The geese smile of the old air defense alarm appeared in his mind, piercing through clouds, cracking rocks, circling and reverberating...

Grass! He was suddenly shocked, and he must never let his little hamster know!

Wen Zezong was panicked in his heart, but on his face he was as steady as an old dog, "It's very soundproof."

"Really?" Rong Yuheng suspiciously.

"Really, did you hear the voice next door in my bedroom?"

Rong Yuheng thought about it for a few seconds, and it didn't seem to be true. He let go of that suspicious heart for the time being, "That's good."

Wen Zhongyun hasn't returned yet, and Wen Zezhen hasn't made the meal yet. Rong Yuheng simply nestled in the living room and swiped his mobile phone to see the online response after yesterday's performance.

The STAR-T performance was under pen-hold shooting, and it was full of fan screams. The star-chaser girls frantically took screenshots in the video, calling out "Brothers, shark me!"

The single pen-hold shots of each of them were also placed under a station, and Rong Yuheng's team also specially released his refined pictures in the performance in the station.

Under the spotlight, his whole face was white and red, and his eyes were bright as if there were stars. The stage lights behind him cast a velvety golden light on the edge of his silhouette.

Rong fans whirled and burst into tears collectively:

"Uuuu contracted the beauty of Rong Ge's prosperous age!"

"When I'm not talking, it's my first love [crying]"

"Mama Rong Zai Zai loves you!!!"

"Ah ah ah, Rong Go's face is really amazing!"

...

Rong Yuheng turned over, and he caught Wen Zezong in a bunch of rainbow farts. He sent it around 8 o'clock in the morning, and it was still warm at the moment.

@温择琤's trumpet: Bo Bo Bo Bo.

For a second, Rong Yuheng recalled Wen Zezong's extremely enthusiastic "Bo Bo Bo Bo" when he got up, and suddenly the whole person was bad!

——Does this person have been thinking about "Boom Boom" since they got up in the morning?

How could it be so.

There are at least hundreds of replies under the trumpet:

"Hahahahahahahaha, why are you again!"

"Where's Rongrong's trumpet, why is there no interaction?"

"Boom Boom Boom Boom~~ [Heart]"

"Where is your boyfriend? @容钰珩's trumpet [let me Kangkang]"

Rong Yuheng, "..." Even without him, Wen Zezhen seemed to be able to dance alone.

The content of each station is similar, and it is all operated by the team and the support club. After Rong Yuheng quit the station, he turned back to "Choose a City Once Upon a Time" super chat.

He thought that after yesterday's incident of CP fans blocking the cabinet door, his "Bracelet Show" would eventually be put to waste... But he didn't want to be overwhelmed by the overwhelming exclamation mark "!!!" as soon as he entered.

The whole super chat is full of photos of Rong Yuheng lowering his head to kiss the back of his hand and blowing kisses to the audience.

In particular, the half of the hand rope exposed on his wrist was purposely circled, and there was also a comparison picture of the hand rope on his wrist when Wen Zezhen participated in the interview.

All the copywriting is neat and uniform, there is no text description, only rows of exclamation marks that shake the world:! ! ! ! ! !

Rong Yuheng:! ! ! ! !

He quickly poked into the comment area, just to see that the tears of the CP fans almost flooded the entire Chaohua community.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

"Grass!!!"

"I can't speak anymore...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

"Uuuuuuuu I cried so loudly!"

...

Rong Yuheng was in a mixed mood when he saw it: it was obviously sugar, but the cp fan of Choosing City was crying like a bee.

However, no matter how hard the fans block the cabinet door, they can't resist #择城一遇手链# to climb the hot search.

In addition to the exhausted CP fans on the topic square, there are more fans and people who eat melons. The comment area is completely out of control:

"Fuck, what's the situation? Isn't that bracelet Wen Zezong often wears?"

"[Picture][Picture] compare, this is exactly the same, right?"

"In the last scene of the performance, Rong Yuheng kissed the back of his hand while wearing this bracelet and blew a kiss down the stage! Damn it, is it true..."

"No, no! Blow kisses are for fans, and the bracelet is just a talisman!!"

"This bracelet is only worn on important occasions by Brother Zong. It has been with him for a long time, and its meaning is different from other things."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is it true to choose a city? I want to be a shareholder!"

"No!!!"

In front of the phone screen, Rong Yuheng looked at the ceiling and let out a long sigh... It is also a sweet annoyance for a group of fans who are too caring.

It is better to bear the troubles than to bear the wind and rain.

He sneaked into the kitchen "DaDaDa", holding his mobile phone to share with Wen Zizhang, "We are on the hot search again."

Wen Zezheng didn't read the contents of the phone at all, and took the opportunity to explore his head and take a bite, "I know, it should have been on last night, and this morning I still climbed to the sixth hot search."

Rong Yuheng stared at the topic currently ranked number fifteenth, "Then we are too angry to be too fast?"

Wen Zezhen almost shook his hand and threw the plastic shell of the pasta into the pot together. He settled.

"...Because Qu Youhe and Shi Qiu are pressing hot searches."

Rong Yuheng was stunned in an instant, no wonder Shi Qiu didn't retaliate against him-it was not that he didn't report it, but the time had not come!

After thinking it through, the sad emotions immediately spread over his eyebrows, and Rong Yuheng stood in the fume-filled kitchen with his head hanging down like an angel with broken wings.

"Do you know that Sister Qiu will ask me what the crime is called afterwards?"

Wen Zezheng held his chopsticks and meditated for two seconds. His increasingly interesting soul was a rare reminder. He confidently replied, "After autumn!"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, and slowly said under the former's puzzled eyes, "Qiuhou asked Zhan."

"..."

Wen Zezhen touched his neck lovingly and compassionately.

The hot search of #择城一遇手链# took a whole day to drop. After that, Rong Yuheng was severely ravaged by Shi Qiu. She almost lost her skin.

The continuous broadcast of the show and the performance was so impactful that even Zhou Shubai couldn't help but send text messages to take care of his changing-owner egg stripper.

[Zhou Shubai]: Are you ready to make it public?

[Rong Yuheng]: You have to ask your brother. [desolate]

[Zhou Shubai]:...Then I will urge him!

[Rong Yuheng]: Meme Da~ [Sea Otter Than Heart]

[Zhou Shubai]: Ahhhhhhhhh, let's forget it.

Facts have proved that Zhou Shubai's desire to survive is still so strong after a year.

It didn't take long for Rong Yuheng to receive a reply-Qiu Jianlun's company has entered the trial operation stage.

In addition to making a series of preparations after going public, their company also needs to absorb all kinds of talents. Fortunately, Qiu Jianlun's family group has a profound background, and it is more than enough to build a relatively complete entertainment company in a short period of time.

Rong Yuheng heard that Xunguang had already signed, and also signed with her bound painter "Yaotai Jianyue".

He instantly had the sense of seeing that he had put the nest of "Choose a City" in Qiu Jianlun's company.

...

Recently, Xun Guang seems to have entered a vacation. In the circle of friends, there are screenshots of the game all day long, or he is eating and drinking at home as happy as an out-of-print dead house.

Rong Yuheng was dragged by her to play two games, and the ending of successive failures made him feel dull. He even thought arrogantly that it would be better to climb mountains and exercise.

Xunguang also noticed the lack of interest in the former, and turned to talk about other topics.

[Xunguang]: I am going to the pet shop to hug a dog. Would you like to go with me?

[Rong Yuheng]: No, I already have one in my family.

Wen old dog.

Xun Guangpin produced his subtext, couldn't help but choked silently for a long time, and then made a sound of temptation again.

[Xunguang]: There are other pets in the store. Don’t you like hamsters? It’s good to pick up a hamster and go home.

Rong Yuheng's fragile will was shaken... and then he was tempted decisively.

He held his small face and thought shamelessly, who could refuse a little creature as cute and charming as himself?

…

The two agreed on Monday.

They can all be regarded as public figures, and travel must be low-key. Monday is the busiest time for many student party office workers, and the pet shop has relatively few people.

When Rong Yuheng appeared at the door of the pet store wearing a hood, sunglasses and a big mask, he looked like a dog thief.

Xun Guang held the handle at the door and laughed so loudly that the sliding door was shaken violently back and forth by her vibration. The wind chime on the door frame rang "jingling bell bell bell...", mixed with the puppy in the glass showcase With the screams, the scene fell into chaos and disorder.

Rong Yuheng covered his small ears in an attempt to isolate the noise, but Xunguang's voice continued to pierce his ears:

"Ghahahahahahaha, do you look like we are hiding our ears and stealing bells!"

"..."

The owner of the pet shop showed a look of horror behind the counter.

The two eagles flopped into the pet shop with their feathers.

Rong Yuheng entered the store and saw that there was only one manager and one clerk in the store, so he pulled off a little mask and breathed in the hard-won fresh air.

Xunguang had no empathy, and laughed with his mouth open, as if to show off that he could breathe, "Hahahahaha quack!!!!! Hula la la la!"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He really wanted to know who would marry Xunguang in the future.

When the time comes, he will seal a big red envelope to thank him for accepting the worst demon in the world.

The two of them had been in the pet shop all morning, and Xun Guang finally took away a fox terrier.

Rong Yuheng, "Are you specializing in expensive purchases?"

"No." Xun Guang's reason is dazzling, "It looks most like a pure dog."

Rong Yuheng held the khaki hamster he had just started, and raised his chin to Tedinunu's mouth, "Then what does it look like?"

Xun Guang's eyes deliberately swept across a small hickey behind Rong Yuheng's ears, "Like your old attack."

Rong Yuheng, "..............."

This is really awkward.

Waiting for Rong Yuheng to return to Wen Zezong's house with a small hamster and a bunch of nursing supplies, he happened to meet Wen Zhongyun to open the door.

"Xiao Rongrong is back!"

"I'm back Kokokoko~"

"What is this, hamster?"

Rong Yuheng held it up as if offering a treasure, "Yes, it's new, it's new!"

Wen Zhongyun's expression was complicated for a moment, and his words sounded like he was about to eat hamster sharks that night.

Rong Yuheng didn't have any doubts about his expression, he probed his head, "Where is Mr. Wen?"

"I went out to buy milk, and I should be back soon."

"Then I will take a shower and change my clothes. Uncle, where do you put it?"

Wen Zhongyun rubbed his hands and took it excitedly, as if he had been expecting it for a long time, "Give it to me, I think I can build a nest in the living room corner."

After successfully handing over the hamster son to his grandfather, Rong Yuheng went to Wen Zezheng to take a shower.

Today, he was forced to hug Xun Guang's purebred dog that resembled a purebred dog, covered in purebred dog hair.

It has been half an hour since I came out of the shower to dry my hair and change clothes.

Rong Yuheng was pushing the door out and saw a tall figure squatting with his back to him in the corner of the living room.

Hey, it seems that his owner still loves their new children~

Rong Yuheng smiled with relief, and walked over gently on tiptoe, trying to pounce on Wen Zetong's back to give him a sweet surprise.

When the target person was still two meters away, Rong Yuheng suddenly heard a murmur from Wen Zezheng's mouth in front of him...He frowned.

After getting closer to one meter, Rong Yuheng heard him thoroughly.

Wen Zezhang's tone of voice was indulgent, revealing uncontrollable excitement, "Rong Rong, have you finally changed back to the way you were?"

"..."

Rong Yuheng stood behind him, his eyes as cold as a precipitous wind, blowing over Wen Zezong's slightly curved back.

"Am I the Kuro card created by Kurorido?"

The author has something to say: Wen Zezheng: The seal is lifted——!

Rong Yuheng: It's really interesting.