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Xun Guang was as quiet as a quail in an instant.

Mom, mom is better than eggs...! It was Rong Congyan who answered the phone just now! ! ?

"Hello?" Rong Yuheng was pouring desserts in the kitchen at the moment, both hands were not free. The phone was placed next to him, and the loudspeaker was turned on, but there was no sound coming from inside, "Huh? Brother, did you give me hands-free? Why is there no sound?"

Rong Congyan hung his head and stared at the darkened mobile phone screen. He tapped his finger on the tabletop lightly, "It opened."

"Is the signal in the kitchen bad?" Rong Yuheng said, bending over to get closer to the phone, "Hey~~Can you hear it?"

After about five or six seconds, a trembling and cautious sound came from the earpiece, "叽～"

"..."

Rong Yuheng: Damn, it looks like white dumplings.

The brainwaves of the two were connected at this moment, and they used their minds to send a signal to each other-the horse fell off, it was swollen! !

Rong Yuheng raised his eyelids and glanced at Rong Congyan, "...Brother, what are you doing here?"

Rong Congyan, "Look at you making desserts."

Rong Yuheng was euphemistic, "But I want to call my friend."

"Oh, which friend?"

"Friends you don't know."

"Really, the voice sounds familiar, I thought it was our mutual friend."

Rong Yuheng's hands whipping the butter shook slightly.

He is sure that his brother definitely heard it, but this kind of vaguely suggestive and unbreakable behavior is very daunting!

Between the two men's see-saws, Xunguang came from the earpiece with a thin faint voice, "Or I'll hang up first..."

Rong Yuheng, "Um...bye..."

The phone "beep" hung up, the screen lit up, and the huge word "Xunguang" suddenly appeared on it.

Rong Congyan reached out without saying a word to close the screen for him, and turned around and walked out of the kitchen.

Rong Yuheng didn't even think about making desserts. He quickly whipped the cream and put it aside, picked up his phone and made a crazy call on WeChat——

[Rong Yuheng]: I rely on it! ! What happened just now, what did you want to say when you called me? My brother should have heard your voice!

[Xun Guang]: Oh oh oh oh oh! ! ! [Dumpling burst into tears]

[Xunguang]: Mommy is better than eggs! Why are you asking your brother to answer the phone! Master lost his horse, and lost both! Now I don’t have a single item, knock on Lima Ma!

Rong Yuheng knew that she had lost a horse in front of Rong Congyan, but he didn't understand what the other lost horse meant.

[Rong Yuheng]: What have you lost?

[Xun Guang]: [Link: Once in the city, I met the top-ranking "non-false" large-sized person who got caught! ]

Damn it! As soon as Rong Yuheng looked at the title, his cold sweat broke down. Is this more scary than dropping a horse in front of his brother?

[Xunguang]: I will apologize when you look back over there. You should take a look at this first.

[Rong Yuheng]: Here comes!

Rong Yuheng clicked on the link and saw a long blog post with tens of thousands of popularity, clearly writing the whole process of picking up horses:

"Choose a city and meet fellow top-notch "non-false" large size-Xunguang"

Mentioning the pseudonym of "non-false" is believed to be familiar to many partners in the fandom when they choose a city, and even "non-false" was forced out of the circle due to a certain crew resource competition.

We all know that he was one of the big three of the same people. But what makes CP fans feel incomprehensible is that no one of the Big Three of the same people has paid attention to Select City Yiyu Chaohua, and no one has joined the CP group.

After the language c trumpet was picked out as the master, the blogger finally understood the reason, and at the same time he doubted the identities of the other two giants—especially false accusations.

By coincidence, the blogger unexpectedly found an ancient sentence when searching for "non-false": "Changli Yunheng sentence, Xun is not false."

Let's re-sentence: Xun, not falsehood. This "Xun" is not Xun Guang's Xun?

Based on this doubt, the blogger found more coincidences.

1. It is not false to write "Choose a city once", as if it was born for this cp, the homepage even wrote "I knocked it real!" since the earliest registration.

2. The screenwriter of "Su Yi" co-operated with "Su Yi" is Xun Guang, and the non-false title appeared shortly before the shooting of "Su Yi".

3. The relationship between Xunguang and Choicheng Yiyu is very good, and even after the end of the game to help in the fight, all of Xunguang's actions are transferred to non-fiction, and it does not violate the peace.

4. Some time ago, Xunguang signed out and signed to Liubai Entertainment. An insider said that Xunguang and Yaotai were responsible for the doujin studio of Liubai Entertainment.

So the question is, why does Xunguang, a screenwriter, be in charge of his colleagues? ——Although she used to write a doujin background, she has long since turned to original.

5. The third tycoon who chose the city once met the doujin, that is, the Yaotai just mentioned, was her tied painting during Xunguang’s doujin period. Later, when Yaotai moved to choose a city, did it make it more real that "non-false" and "Xunguang" are the same person?

Due to the above doubts, this blogger deliberately checked the ips of the two numbers, and then was shocked to find that the two numbers are indeed in the same area!

That's right, it is Xunguang if it is false. As for why it is necessary to change the enthusiasm of the new vest grass colleagues, further investigation is needed.

…

This blog post almost killed Xunguang's vest! The comments below are all overwhelmed.

For a while, all passers-by and fans on the topic square rushed in to eat melons.

Whether it's "Non-False", "Xunguang", "Choose a City" or "Su Yi", it has a high degree of enthusiasm itself, let alone a few of them have been put together.

"Teacher Xunguang is wrong? I have fanned the same author?"

"No wonder that the style of writing is a bit familiar!"

"So why do you want to open two vests, can't understand this operation. Sure enough, is the writer who was bought?"

"Although... it would be too much to check the IP."

In the living room, Rong Yuheng was struggling with his mobile phone: Why does he have a faint circle and search for it every day? How can he get an abortion if this goes on!

……wrong. God **** the fetus!

He was almost brainwashed by three drama men in the family! !

Rong Yuheng was beating his chest and feet on the sofa, annoyed by the impurity of his thoughts...

Rong Congyan drifted past him quietly, and Liang whispered, "Are you so mad when Wen Zexuan is not at home?"

Rong Yuheng opened his teeth and danced his claws by one card.

He reasonably guessed that Rong Congyan was sulking in such cynicism.

"Brother, it's not the Yazi you thought." Rong Yuheng tried to explain the miserable Bai Tuanzi.

Xun Guang should still be fighting on the front line now, let him guard him from the back!

"Huh, don't listen."

Rong Congyan drifted away slowly again, and his body seemed to be shrouded in a Rong Tianshen's unreasonable shadow.

Rong Yuheng, "..." That's all, he first went to see the Bai Tuanzi fighting on the front line.

On the Weibo topic square, several parties have already fallen into a melee. Even "Choose a City" was dragged down, and netizens asked whether the two masters knew or had instructions.

Rong Yuheng was thinking about how to respond, and he saw Xun Guang's end.

This speed is nothing like a person who loses two horses and falls into grief and cannot help himself.

It is a strong fighting team.

@洵光v: In response to the incident of picking a horse, it is my vest that is falsely false. As for the reasons, here are some explanations:

1. They were very real when they met the first encounter in choosing a city, it is hard not to knock, human nature.

2. Writing a fan in a large size is equivalent to indirectly coming out to the public for them, so is it difficult to understand when the vest is changed?

3. One circle and one vest in fandom is a routine operation, and conspiracy theories are unnecessary.

4. It is understandable to put forward a guess, checking IP is human flesh. Be careful, give your mother two punches, dumb.

Xun Guang's public relations were simple and rude but very effective. The causes and consequences were explained clearly and convincingly. Those conspiracy theories were quickly suppressed.

As Xunguang said, opening the waistcoat is not a big deal, and she didn't break any black material when she wrote about doujin. But the act of picking up horses is really compelling, let alone checking the IP.

The netizen's spearhead instantly turned to the blogger who picked up the horse, and the firepower focused on Xunguang was cut by more than half.

…

Rong Yuheng was turning over the comments to follow up the trend of public opinion, when he heard a movement from the entrance of the door.

He turned his head and happened to see Wen Zezhen coming in from the other side of the corridor.

Rong Yuheng hurriedly waved his little hand, "Look at the hot search!"

"I saw it." Wen Zezhen walked over and rubbed his head, "We'd better not end, otherwise it will only add chaos to Xun Guang."

Rong Yuheng is not stupid, knowing that what Wen Zezheng said is right.

In this matter, Xun Guang had already deliberately removed the two of them, which was also the best solution for the three of them.

"Hey... I'm still a little guilty." Rong Yuheng curled up on the sofa with his weak self, tears in his eyes, "It was Xun Guang who used her weak shoulders to resist everything. But...Aren't we partners! "

Wen Zezheng gave someone a scratching motion, "...You have recently started watching it again, haven't you?"

Rong Yuheng hung his head shyly, "You found it."

"The taste in the tune is too strong."

"..."

With Xunguang's Zuan-style public relations, the vest was turned over after only two days.

The public relations team of Rong Yuheng and Wen Zexong even sent a few more press releases to bring the topic to "How true is it when you choose a city", which is regarded as spreading the attention in a safe area.

Xun Guang also took the opportunity to promote a wave of fan studios under Liubai Entertainment to recruit talents for their country.

Everything is steadily improving under the seemingly peaceful trend, and there is only one person who is out of character in the happy family atmosphere.

At the dining table, Rong Tianshen sat in the seat of chief and unsmilingly sandwiched the vegetables, and Wen Zezheng fed his own hamster cubs as usual.

Rong Congyan glanced at the sticky two people with a meal, but the words that used to complain about it did not show up at all.

Rong Yuheng noticed, and touched Wen Zezheng with his elbow: My brother is not normal.

Wen Zexuan peeled him a braised shrimp and put it in a bowl, "Taste this." The condition was repeated and the problem was not big.

Rong Yuheng, who heard the subtext, chirped the braised shrimp, and suddenly felt that his warm feeder had become more courageous since he officially settled.

"Ahem..." The chief officer Rong Tianshen cleared his throat suddenly, "Your mother hasn't come back yet? I have to hurry up and discuss the marriage."

"She said that these days are headwinds, so the day after tomorrow will be the earliest."

The other three, "..."

There are so many slots!

Rong Yuheng, "What are you anxious for?"

Rong Tianshen instantly seemed to have been stepped on his tail, his face flushed. He widened his eyes and turned into anger, "I'm just asking casually!"

Rong Yuheng, "Oh, believe you."

Rong Tianshen, "..." So angry!

Sure enough, send this little **** out!

After the meal, Rong Tianshen put down his bowl and chopsticks and left with a haughty snort.

Before Rong Yuheng had time to watch him, he saw his Pearl brother put down the tableware in the same posture, and left with a cold snort in the same tone, "..."

After the two left, Wen Zezhen turned his head and asked, "What's wrong with my brother-in-law?"

Rong Yuheng hasn’t shared the issue of Xunguang’s loss of horses with Wen Zetong.

At this moment, he uttered with great affection...

At the end, Wen Zezhen thought for a while, then commented objectively.

"It was your brother who had the misunderstanding at the beginning, and Xun Guang just followed along."

"Furthermore, he was called the big brother first, and then called the kid. Xun Guang didn't have Zu'an, so he was kind."

Rong Yuheng was amazed by Wen Zexong's words.

He never imagined that one day someone would call Xun Guang a "heart and kindness"!

"No matter how the story started, my brother was still acted." Rong Yuheng thought about Rong Congyan's maintenance of Xunguang that day, and he might understand his anger. "Xunguang said at the time to coax my brother, see It doesn't look like a booze."

Wen Zezhen probed, "Why don't you just ask?"

"Yes."

Rong Yuheng dragged Wen Zetong, and the two sneaked into the backyard and dialed the Zuan user.

After half a minute, the opposite side picked up, "Hey, Rong Goose."

"Xunguang... Have you explained to my brother?"

"Explanation, I have been explaining to him these days."

Rong Yuheng twisted his eyebrows, then why did his brother look like he was not coaxed? Not really, his brother has a very good temper.

"How did you explain to him?"

There was a crackling sound from Xunguang's end, presumably he was typing. Her mobile phone was turned on and the speakerphone was turned on, and her voice came through with electric current.

"I don't have your brother's phone number, so I used the most sincere way of apology."

Rong Yuheng patted his forehead sharply, yes! He forgot that Xunguang did not have Rong Congyan's WeChat and mobile phone.

"What is... the most sincere way to apologize?"

"Write a letter by yourself."

"...?" Rong Yuheng concealed his mobile phone and leaned towards Wen Zezhen, "Have you received a letter at home recently?"

Wen Zezhen shook his head very surely.

Rong Yuheng asked Xunguang, "Where did you send it to?"

"I checked all your brother's communication methods, but only found your company's communication channels." Xunguang said here.

A faint sense of ominousness suddenly appeared in Rong Yuheng's heart.

"It's just a customer complaint mailbox." Xun Guang's voice came from the earpiece, lingering in the backyard that was full of spring flowers.

"I wrote your brother's name on the envelope, and an apology letter a day, all stuffed in."

"..."

Rong Yuheng suddenly felt that, with Xunguang's sorrow, he didn't particularly dare to invite this person to his wedding.

The author has something to say: Xun Guang: Rong Go's wedding, I want to be a bridesmaid! Give a big gift!

Rong Go: Don’t have to... Please be a flower girl and be beautiful alone.

Ps. Bai Tuanzi doesn't have many scenes, and the main plot line is still completed from the perspective of Rong Go. If there are students who like Bai Tuanzi very much, I will consider it later if space permits.