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Rong Yuheng was quite suffocated.

He was a little embarrassed, and at the same time he was anxious for Wen Zexuan. It's okay if two people are alone, but now it's a dress rehearsal!

Is it possible for Wen Zezhen to go out like this?

"You, you...hurry up!" Rong Yuheng kept a safe distance of one meter, looking at Wen Zezong's handbrake with a hatred of iron and steel.

Wen Zezong was so anxious that his eyes were red. While he was embarrassed and anxious, there was still a fire burning that couldn't be extinguished for a while.

"Why don't you help me?" he said, "just use your hands."

Rong Yuheng was going to be dizzy. What is meant by hand is "just fine", as if it were easy to say.

And the length of Wen Zezheng... even if he is just an octopus, he hasn't finished so fast!

"No, it's too late, how about you go under the tap?"

Wen Zezhen thought of the scene and couldn't help but blurt out, "That's too stupid..." He said for a moment, remembering that he was a man of good quality, and he swallowed the word "force" abruptly.

"Or you can call your husband while helping me, maybe I'll be all right soon."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe it at all—Wen Zezheng was even more energetic when he called it that way before!

The two of them stared at the handbrake, and the sound of knocking came from outside the door, "Are the two newcomers ready, we can already do it here~"

Wen Zezhen raised his head and glanced at Rong Yuheng, his eyes hot, he pressed his throat and said in a low voice, "I'm urging, what should I do?"

Rong Yuheng could only comfort him first, "Leave it to me."

Wen Zezheng's eyes lit up, and before he could open his arms to Rong Yuheng, he saw the latter turning his head and replied outside the door.

"Sorry, Mr. Wen's zipper is stuck, it may take a while."

Wen Zezong, "..." originally meant this!

The staff member, "Ah...it's okay, it's okay, Teacher Wen takes your time."

As soon as the noise outside the door disappeared, Rong Yuheng was pulled over with a strong force and fell directly onto Wen Zezong——

The dangerous handbrake is close at hand.

Rong Yuheng:! ! !

Wen Zezhen buckled his waist, panting heavily and pressed his forehead against him, "Is the zipper stuck? Then you can pull it for me to see if the card is stuck."

Rong Yuheng swallowed, then moved back a little, "I thought about this work, it shouldn't be..."

Wen Zezhen rubbed him severely, "I knew it would add fuel to my fire."

Rong Yuheng was cautious, "Then I...killed it for you?"

Wen Zezong was refreshed! His previous look that was tormented by desire to the point of being pitiful and anxious instantly disappeared, leaving only the excitement after success.

"Well, you will kill me."

Rong Yuheng: ...heh, actor.

He glanced contemptuously at Wen Zezhen, then cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and the soft singing voice flowed from his lips, "Sleep~Sleep~My dear..."

Wen Zezhen interrupted lightly, "Do you think the same track can be used a second time?"

Rong Yuheng's singing stopped abruptly. He is weak, "why..."

Wen Zezhen, "I have developed antibodies."

Rong Yuheng chokes speechlessly...Is he a virus!

Desperate, Rong Hamster was finally forced to Mount Qiu Ming and had an extremely shameful experience.

The wedding gowns were rigorous and solemn, and the upper bodies of both men were neatly dressed, and even the shirt buttons were tied to the top one.

However, the lower part is trekking **** the rugged winding mountain road, and the immature legs bear the weight that they shouldn't bear!

Rong Yuheng was facing the mirror, his eyes were moist and misty, he saw his face flushed, and even the neck that was not in the neckline was burning.

Damn... he thought in a daze, going up the mountain in a wedding dress would be too far below his bottom line!

Moreover, what made Rong Yuheng extremely angry was that it was all this time, and Wen Zezhen couldn't let go of his ridiculous self-esteem, and he stubbornly refused to reach the top of the mountain!

After half an hour, the two left the locker room.

Wen Zezong's face was refreshed, as if he was reborn. Rong Yuheng's head dropped, and he dared not look at the staff at all during the rehearsal.

He always feels that everyone else knows, lose!

...

After the rehearsal, the two returned to the hotel.

As soon as the door was closed, Rong Yuheng courageously agreed with Wen Zezheng for three chapters, "Today this situation can no longer happen! In public places and important occasions, you can't drive casually!"

Wen Zizhang affixed to him and held his hand, and coaxed in a good voice, "I didn't drive casually, I was driving sincerely..."

Rong Yuheng was so angry that his hair was fluffy! Wen Zezhen dared to chew words with him, which was comparable to the reincarnation of a bargaining spirit.

"No matter how you drive, you can't drive! Especially on our official wedding day, be pure, holy, and solemn!"

"Good, good, yes yes..."

After washing up, the two lay on the big bed.

Rong Yuheng looked at the ceiling, thinking about the rehearsal process in detail. After a while, he suddenly rolled over and climbed onto Wen Zezhen, "Owner, I think the wedding is going to be something special."

Wen Zezhen took advantage of the situation and circled him in his arms, "How special do you want?"

Rong Yuheng, "We must have our characteristics, otherwise, what is the difference from those mundane weddings?"

Wen Zizhang praised him, "You are so deliberate~"

Rong Yuheng was complimented and hummed triumphantly, "It's okay...Look, should we pull a silk while kissing?"

Wen Zezong had a meal, "What...?"

"How can the brushed CP not be brushed? When we finish exchanging the rings, we will lengthen it a bit...to be crystal clear~bright."

Wen Zezheng hesitated, "But baby, you just said that the wedding should be pure, holy, and solemn..."

Rong Yuheng argued, "Then we can pull a pure, holy, and solemn silk."

"..." Wen Zezong's expression stagnated for a moment, and then he thought of something again, returning to peace again. He suddenly turned over and pressed the person down, and covered it, "This drawing is difficult, let's practice more first."

"...!"

The weather was just right on the day of the formal wedding.

In the morning, the sky is bright, but the temperature outside is not too high.

The family friends of Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng are all here. Kuang Zhao carried a bunch of hamster supplies like a dad to congratulate him, and won the exclusive praise of Wen Zhongyun.

Almost all of Rong Yuheng’s local tyrant friends were present. Fifty or sixty people were mighty and powerful, and they pointed to the direction of the backstage in a very silly manner. The gaze from the air was quite deliberate--

It was a hot man who abducted their son Rong!

Wen Qin and Rong Tianshen arrived together today. Due to the special occasion, they made a special dress up and looked like a pair of bi people.

The single Rong Congyan was forced to team up with Xunguang again. He was paying attention all over now, especially that group of rich and unreasonable critics also swept him with a look of beasts, as if to say:

You can hand over such a small loli, handcuff it and take it away!

Rong Congyan lowered his head to discuss with the enthusiastic Xunguang, trying to distract people, "Aren't you going to be a bridesmaid, should you go make-up and change clothes?"

Xun Guang clapped his little hand happily, grabbed Rong Congyan and walked backstage, "Yes, you are also the best man, go and change together!"

"..."

The giants criticized panic: Really hammered! Rong Congyan, this beast!

Backstage.

Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng are getting dressed, and a professional makeup artist will apply makeup to them.

Rong Yuheng has fair skin and clean face, but the heavy makeup will cover up his original aura. Therefore, the makeup artist only applied a thin layer of base makeup and lip glaze. The highlights and shadows were swept away, and it was finished. .

Wen Zezhen doesn't make up much more. His facial features are more three-dimensional and deep. His skin is very strong and wheatish, and his foundation is very good. It belongs to the natural and masculine masculine beauty. The makeup artist looked at it for a long time, but didn't get it off, and in the end he only applied a little lip glaze to enhance the complexion.

"My salary is for nothing." The makeup artist smiled and packed up the props. "You don't need any makeup at all."

Rong Yuheng said with a sweet mouth, "No, I think I'm particularly good-looking today."

Wen Zezhen looked at him and smiled, "Well, it's so beautiful."

Rong Yuheng replied, "You are handsome too, so handsome that I can't get along..."

"Cough!!" The makeup artist coughed heavily, picked up the dressing case and turned and walked away, "I'm going to be deaf, I'm going to be deaf..."

Seeing that the person was leaving, Wen Zezhen bowed his head and leaned forward, and asked in a low voice ambiguously, "What can't you get together?"

Rong Yuheng, "eyelids."

Wen Zezong, "..."

According to the wedding process, Rong Yuheng and Wen Zexang can't go to the front desk now, and they collapsed in the lounge playing mobile phones.

Also present today are their friends in the entertainment industry, such as Su Yuyin, Qiao Tan, Song Tang, Ke Ting, Zhou Shubai, all STAR-T members, Ju Ziyi...and their agents and major directors. Filmmakers, these are all here.

Rong Yuheng chatted with them on WeChat and exchanged information while enjoying Wen Zezheng's feeding.

The stylist next to him wanted to speak and stopped, and finally summoned the courage to take a step forward, "Two newlyweds, don't eat all the time before the wedding."

There was still residue hanging on the corner of Rong Yuheng's mouth, and he seemed to have received a heavy blow, "Why!"

Wen Zezhen stunned his wit and helped out without principle, "We will eat gracefully, wipe our mouths clean before going on stage, and close our abdomen at any time without revealing a full stomach."

The stylist almost didn't mention it in one sigh-yet he didn't show his "too full" belly. People basically don't eat when they get married. You still want to eat too much! ?

He looked numb, "The main reason is that you might want to **** after eating."

"..."

The two of them instantly lost their appetite.

After a while, the door of the rest room was pushed open.

Rong Congyan and Xunguang changed their clothes and came in. Rong Yuheng recovered from the pain of interrupted appetite in a second, and happily rubbed it over, "You guys change it!"

"Good fun, good fun~" Xun Guang is a bridesmaid today, and it is rare to not wear a ball.

It is the first time for Rong Yuheng to see her wearing a slim dress. Although the appearance after Xunguang's makeup is still relatively immature, the figure can be seen to belong to the silhouette of an adult woman.

Rong Yuheng did not hesitate to praise her, "Xun Guang, you don't look like a child today!"

Xun Guang rarely cares about it in a tolerant manner, "Very special compliment, let's accept it for the time being."

Rong Congyan hadn't talked much since he entered the door, and he seemed a little restrained. Wen Zezhen noticed, and asked, "My brother-in-law, is the clothes not fitting?"

"No." Rong Congyan said dryly.

Rong Yuheng, who was next to him, finally found his brother's cramps, "Eh, brother, what's wrong with you today, you are not overbearing president at all?"

Rong Congyan took a quick look at Xun Guang, "I don't usually dominate the president. I take the people-friendly route."

Rong Yuheng thinks of his occasional dementing behavior, it is difficult to disagree.

"Yes, but I still think something is wrong with you."

Rong Congyan didn't speak because he was really wrong.

Mainly because he cares too much in his heart.

Previously, when Xunguang was like a small dumpling, he could still ignore the jokes of the people around him, but at this moment he suddenly "choke", and the sense of seeing those jokes suddenly increased!

Rong Congyan decided to get out of Xunguang's radiation range and adjust his mentality. He grabbed his brother and went outside, "Come on, Xiaoheng, I want to say something to you alone."

Rong Yuheng didn't doubt that he had him, and shook his head like a happy little critic, "Okay, okay~"

The two walked out, and the door closed with a click.

Only Wen Zezheng and Xunguang remained in the room.

Seeing that Rong Yuheng was not there, Xunguang leaned forward mysteriously, "Teacher Wen, I have prepared a wedding gift for you. You absolutely love it."

"what gift?"

"The 500,000-character "City-Choosing Once Upon a Time" fanfare, including various luxury cars, has extremely high enlightenment for your future happy life!"

Wen Zezhen's eyes lit up with a "swipe", and even used honorific words, "Teacher Xunguang, you are so careful."

"Moreover, there are eighteen pictures of Mrs. Yaotai--because she is still in school, so your wedding can't come. She said it's a wedding gift for you~"

"Teacher Yaotai is also interested."

Xun Guang proudly stepped on the small high heels, "You're welcome~!"

With a slap on her, Wen Zezhen looked away.

He twisted his eyebrows slightly, and then kindly reminded him, "Xunguang, you'd better go to the locker room to change a pair of shoes."

"Why? I deliberately wore the tallest one. I want to be your bridesmaid, and I can't seem to be too short."

"It's not easy to walk."

"I just inspected the scene, I think it's okay~"

Wen Zezheng hesitated for two seconds. Seeing that Rong Yuheng was not there, he simply revealed a trace of information generously.

"Maybe, the scene for a while, it won't be what you saw before."

"……Ok???"

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: The rehearsal is over, soeasy~!

Wen Zexang: I just like your overconfidence.