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In the early morning of 5 or 6 o'clock on Sunday, the streets of the city were almost empty, and everything was silent, and everything had not yet been awakened.

-Except for paparazzi.

Their paparazzi squad has been squatting on the diagonally opposite corner of the training point for more than 20 minutes. The black one-way perspective film covers the entire car window, which looks like a box of tin cans from the outside.

The three paparazzi in the car felt that they were about to wither: the last time they squatted so early, they still secretly filmed the gossip affair of the big-name celebrities. This time it was only set up for a trainee!

But whoever told them to have collected the money must get up and stay here before dawn.

Now they can only comfort themselves, start work early and finish work early, and they can go home to sleep after the filming.

After waiting until six o'clock exactly, there was finally movement at the entrance of the training building.

The paparazzi hurriedly beaten up their spirits and raised their cameras to the door!

When the camera zoomed in, I clearly saw an energetic figure in the frame stepping out of the door at a cheerful pace—

His spirit is so full and full, his limbs are so light and lively, his whole body exudes unparalleled vigor, he is like the most beautiful boy on the whole street!

It was in stark contrast to the sluggish squad team in the car.

The paparazzi was struck by lightning immediately: Why!

They didn't know that in order to welcome such a pleasant morning, Rong Yuheng went to bed early the night before and put on a mask before going to bed to ensure the best mental appearance to interpret the new personality.

At this time, the sky was bright, Rong Yuheng's smooth forehead reflected Chuhui, his eyebrows stretched, revealing a few pious Buddha nature.

He turned his head and glanced at the "tin tin can" on the corner of the street, feeling clear, then took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put it on his face, putting on a lonely and bitter face.

The paparazzi not far away hurriedly snapped a picture of it.

They even thought about the copywriting and title: "The rookie niche went out alone in the morning because of..." or "The bitterness behind the smile, he is actually not happy."

Then take a few pictures of Rong Yuheng's desolation and loneliness, which is enough to make up a long story.

Rong Yuheng allowed them to shoot, and did his best to perform role-playing all the way. He walked to the small broken car the company had equipped for him, and he opened the door and got on the car with two beeps.

As soon as the car key was turned, the car shook twice. As soon as the front of the car turned around, it drove into the flat street and drove smoothly towards the east where the sun was rising.

The tin cans at the back also followed closely behind, following Rong Yuheng’s small broken car, driving farther and farther in the unknown direction...

The paparazzi thought that it would take up to 20 minutes to drive and enter the city as their destination, but they didn't want Rong Yuheng to drive the car all the way through the city and directly onto the highway!

The moment the paparazzi saw the toll booth, his soul trembled: Is he going to travel the world!

But Rong Yuheng didn't intend to run so far.

He just wanted to get up early to watch a movie, and the theater that opened at 8 o'clock in the morning was in the next city. For this reason, he can only travel thousands of miles across an urban area to watch the movie.

Rong Yuheng was touched by his professionalism. He dialed the group chat video of the wealthy and ruthless group in an attempt to pass this touch on.

Three minutes later, Rong Yuheng was kicked out of the group chat.

"..."

He shook his head and stopped Liao.

Not everyone can become a Venus.

Just thinking about it, a separate video call came again, and the caller was actually You Tianyu, one of Rong Yuheng's golden fathers.

Rong Yuheng put the phone on the cradle and switched it on, without looking at the camera, just watching the road carefully.

You Tianyu opened his mouth and asked, "Xiao Heng, have you been kidnapped?"

Rong Yuheng's hands holding the steering wheel almost slipped, and he finally realized what Wen Zezong felt at the time.

"No."

You Tianyu was still in bed, and his voice sounded very sleepy, but he was worried like an old father, "I made a video call in the group early in the morning, thinking it was the last time."

Rong Yuheng nodded in shame, "I am safe."

"Oh, what's the matter with you?"

The car made a right turn and drove onto the viaduct. His vision suddenly became brighter, and his eyes were filled with bright eyes.

"Brother Tian Yu," Rong Yuheng smiled and looked into the distance, "Have you ever seen the sun at six o'clock in the morning?"

You Tianyu, "..."

After speaking, Rong Yuheng freed up a hand, turned the phone in one direction, and pointed out the window, "If not, then now you have a lot of knowledge."

The answer to him was a beep at the end of the call.

In this way, the boring trip across the city became wonderful under Rong Yuheng's "self" adjustment. After nearly two hours of driving, he finally reached his destination.

This movie theater is located in the business district of the city center. It has been nearly eight o'clock by now, but many shops around it have not yet opened. Rong Yuheng parked the car and walked into the theater to buy the earliest movie ticket.

This movie is a romance, and it opens after eight o'clock.

In order to interpret Xu Sun's "lonely family" setting, Rong Yuheng also cleverly bought a couple seat.

Holding the couple seat ticket, he drifted into the ticket gate sadly, like an abandoned woman.

The staff didn't hold back the shock of his pupils, cast a complicated and sympathetic look at him, and even made an exception to let him enter the venue in advance, so that he could find a place to cry alone...

Rong Yuheng understood the expressions in the staff's eyes, and was relieved: It seems that his own person has been very successful.

The moment the paparazzi outside saw Rong Yuheng entering the cinema, their hearts were swarming into hundreds of groundhogs, and they all roared—look! Electricity! shadow!

This National People's Congress drove across an urban area early in the morning just to watch a movie! !

And Rong Yuheng went in to watch a movie, which meant that they had to wait outside the cinema for at least an hour and a half! Nothing can be photographed!

It is impossible to follow up and take pictures: one is that camera equipment is not allowed inside; the other is that people in the theater are dark and unable to take pictures.

…The paparazzi bit a silver tooth in the cold morning wind: Well, it's not just waiting!

After entering the theater, Rong Yuheng removed the burden of human design. The seat he chose for himself was in the sixth row by the corridor, because he didn't bother to go inside.

After sitting down, he looked around boredly and found that he had really booked the venue. Rong Yuheng took a selfie with his mobile phone and kept it as a souvenir.

After the filming, he suddenly remembered the last time Wen Zezheng invited him to watch the premiere, so he sent the picture to Wen Zezheng.

[Rong Yuheng]: Kangkang, where am I [picture]

Wen Zezhen didn't know what he was doing, but he returned soon.

[Wen Zetong]: In the cinema, why go to the movies so early?

[Rong Yuheng]: It's a long story.

[Wen Zetong]: Yes. Are you in a lovers seat, you...have an appointment?

[Rong Yuheng]: I'm alone, and the couple seat is spacious.

[Wen Zezong]: Next time I can sit with you. I am not big enough to squeeze you. [Sea Otter Guaiqiao.jpg]

Rong Yuheng's pupils shrank: Wen Zezheng stole his emoji again!

However, before he could reply, he heard a noise from the entrance. Rong Yuheng looked up and saw two boys holding hands and walking up the stairs.

It's not all about holding hands.

To be precise, it was the tall boy who unilaterally stubbornly helped the handsome boy next to him, and urged him as if he was a guide dog:

"Come, go, raise your foot, be careful."

The boy he was holding was almost carried up, sliding on the stairs like a mop, his face was written on his face, his lips were inciting, and he could still see some swear words that he wanted to talk about...

The key point is that the tall boy was unaware of the whole process, yet he was alone in his own sweetness.

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He was amazed in his heart: the two looked like a couple, but judging from the current situation, he didn't quite understand why the two came together.

I don't know if his gaze behind the sunglasses is too strong, Rong Yuheng met with the handsome boy as soon as he raised his eyes.

Out of courtesy, Rong Yuheng pulled down his sunglasses and smiled at him.

The latter turned away embarrassedly.

When the two of them were seated in the seventh row by the corridor, Rong Yuheng immediately felt the whistling sound of the seat behind him, mixed with unreasonable accusations:

"You actually flirted with others in front of me!"

"I'll just talk about how the seats are moisturized, it turned out to be the dew on the green prairie!"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

What a rich brain supplement! What a peculiar analogy!

The time waiting for the opening of the movie was easily dismissed by the wonderful dialogue of the fantasy couple behind him, so that when the movie officially began, Rong Yuheng still had a little bit of meaning:

He felt that the drama behind him was much more exciting than this romance.

…

The movie lasted almost two hours. After the film ended, Rong Yuheng got up and turned to the two behind him. He was worried that he would cause trouble to the couple for his own reasons, so he took the initiative to say hello to release his kindness.

Fortunately, the jealousy of the tall boy was just a taste. The three quickly reached a harmonious atmosphere and walked out of the cinema while chatting.

What makes Rong Yuheng a little regretful is that the couple doesn't know him, and it seems that his reputation needs to be improved.

"Meeting is fate. Can you vote for me on Lime TV? The finals of Ace Chuangxing will be at the end of this month."

Rong Yuheng was afraid that the two would not be able to remember clearly, so he intimately taught me memory skills, "I am No. 13 in the 2nd group, and if I can't remember, I will remember me as 2B."

The handsome boy seemed to choke for a while, and then he gave kind advice, "As an artist, don't talk about yourself like that. The media will make a big fuss."

Rong Yuheng was grateful for his kindness, and said warmly and relievedly, "Don't worry, I have a big backstage."

A handsome boy, "..."

The tall boy on the side didn’t know how he interpreted the silence of the former. In the silence, he suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged the former, trying to transmit his strength.

"Don't feel inferior, your background is also great!"

As he said, he slapped his chest loudly and forced loudly, "You are always attacking, it's big!"

Rong Yuheng & handsome boys, "..."

Rong Yuheng felt that he was not suitable to stay here, cast an admiring look and hurriedly left.

He still has a mission, and he still has puppies waiting for him to come.

It was close to noon at this time. When the meal arrived, the flow of people in the commercial center increased. Rong Yuheng wore sunglasses and buttoned his hat on his head, and got into the bustling crowd with his hands.

The paparazzi who had squatted for two hours immediately stood up and hurried to follow, because they were stiff after squatting for too long, and they almost lost them.

Immediately afterwards, they saw Rong Yuheng leaping into a small alley, turning around and turning into a deserted convenience store.

Paparazzi are excited! Actually there is a feeling of being in the rain for a long time.

They raised the camera and waited for Rong Yuheng to perform a desolate scene in cooperation.

Rong Yuheng lived up to expectations and took a box of instant noodles from the shelf. On the street corner in the distance, the paparazzi's camera gradually focused...

He took the instant noodles and walked to the cashier, and asked, "Can I swipe the card?"

The cashier glanced at the five-yuan instant noodles, "Yes, yes..."

The paparazzi in the distance had already pressed his finger on the camera shutter, and under the clear lens, he saw Rong Yuheng pulling out a black gold card from his pocket.

"I brush this."

"..."

The cashier's mouth trembled, a thousand words gathered in his heart, he rolled around and swallowed back.

After a while, she said in a mixed mood, "Sir, we have never used this in this store. You can use Alipay."

Rong Yuheng thought that there were still paparazzi taking photos, and was about to insist, and heard the cashier let out a sigh, "How about using a slaughter knife to kill a chicken?"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

However, the paparazzi at this time has completely lost the mood of sneak shots.

They were all taken into their souls by that black gold card!

The black gold card is positioned in the top group, it is not a card that can be obtained with a few money at home! Why do you have to take the "Little Poor" persona with this kind of card!

Is the standard set by Xu Sunding to challenge the difficult and impossible?

The paparazzi felt like they were being tricked—

Buy instant noodles at a cool convenience store, what a good ingredient. I don’t know if someone suddenly pulls out a black gold card when checking out, can such a photo work?

Regardless of the Ling Feng chaos of the paparazzi, Rong Yuheng had already settled the account at this time. He took out the card just to behave. Seeing that the cashier was really embarrassed, he finally paid with Alipay.

Rong Yuheng left the store after buying the instant noodles, turned his head and walked towards the corner where the paparazzi was staying.

The pupil of the paparazzi who had just been hit shrank: He is here, he is here with a black gold card!

Rong Yuheng walked straight to the three of them, and in their guarded and awe-inspiring gaze, he handed the instant noodles, humbly asking for advice, "This is the first time I eat this kind of food, it’s not very good. You can give me some guidance. Shoot."

The paparazzi waved their hands again and again, "No, no, no..." The black gold boss couldn't provoke it.

One of them still couldn't believe it, so he cautiously poked his head over, "Black gold card...is it true?"

Rong Yuheng nodded, "Gift received."

This card was given by Rong Tianshen at his coming-of-age ceremony. Because it was given by Rong Tianshen, he couldn't use it-while arrogant with his father, while spending his money outside, it was too shameful.

According to Rong Yuheng's concept: Even if he was swept out, he would have to rely on his own labor to support himself, so he never planned to use this card.

It's just that the situation is special right now, and it's okay to use it to bluff the paparazzi.

The paparazzi looked at each other, panicking, "Will you still shoot?"

Rong Yuheng and Yan Yueshen said, "Shoot, why don't you do it? The work that Brother Sun explained, we must all work together to complete it together."

Paparazzi: ...Damn Xu Sun.

In this way, with the assistance of the paparazzi, Rong Yuheng finally succeeded in getting the instant noodles, but he still had a black gold card reflecting the sunlight in his hand, which was shining brightly.

Rong Yuheng filled his cheeks like a hamster, and did not forget to express humane care to the paparazzi, "Are you ready to take a picture? Do I need to cry a little?"

Paparazzi, "No, no, no..."

Rong Yuheng was full, wiped his mouth, and waved his hands at a few people, with the momentum of taking the lead, "Get in the car, next stop!"

The paparazzi are in tears: how come it's not over yet! !

Rong Yuheng's next stop was at a fountain square. When someone passed by, the ground would spray water up. He made a strategy in advance, saying that this fountain is very safe, and there is no need to worry about electric shock.

Rong Yuheng got out of the car and waited for the paparazzi who was waiting for the paparazzi specially empathetic. He told a few people, "Remember to capture the moment when the water from the fountain spilled from my head, I tried my best to lift my head and show a desperate face."

The paparazzi nodded all together, and felt from the bottom of their heart that things had been developing in a strange direction.

Rong Yuheng walked slowly into the square. The moment he walked in, several fountains were "brushed" around the soles of his feet, rising into the air and showering.

He closed his eyes, raised his head at a 45-degree angle, and waited for the pouring water. He imagined himself in the precarious wind and rain. The heavy rain drenched his self-esteem and extinguished his enthusiasm. Together with his soul, he was also frozen in the cold winter by the cold rain...

Not far away, three paparazzi squatted and stood standing, tilting their bodies from various concave angles, and shooting wildly at Rong Yuheng, who fell into the scenario script in the middle of the fountain.

Several young girls passing by, stopped and blushed and screamed in small exclamations:

"Oh! Look, that boy is so handsome!"

"Really, it seems like a melancholy little prince..."

"There is a professional photography team next to it, are you taking photos?"

The paparazzi hate in their hearts: Fuck the professional photography team! I'm a paparazzi!

Although they were so groggy in their hearts, they didn't stop in their hands. Someone even took pictures of ecstasy, and boldly walked over to guide Rong Yuheng’s posture.

"Slightly sideways, eh... yeah, chin retracted! Perfect!"

It's like a special star scene.

The filming lasted for half an hour, and Rong Yuheng's body was already soaked. He was worried that he would catch a cold, so he motioned to the paparazzi to stop filming, walked down from the square, and took a look at the photo.

"It's a good shot, come on, givemefive!"

"Pop!" The four of them shed their suspicions, high-five and spread flowers, cheering and joy.

Rong Qiming began to shine again, "With your photography skills, you can be a photographer. Why do you need to be a paparazzi? How hard."

He followed the temptation, “Being a photographer can still be respected by many celebrities, and the salary is also high. You have been in the industry for so many years, and you should have your own way. Improve your photography skills and become a photographer in the future.

After Rong Yuheng finished speaking, he saw the eyes of the three people in front of him gradually brighten, revealing a look of hope.

He smiled with relief from the bottom of his heart, and raised his hand to caress the Guanyin jade on his chest: May your future be the right way in the world, and may your future be bright.