The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

In today's sky island framework system, in a place like Base 3/7, even with the channel system woven by Goldfish Logistics, the material level of enjoyment still has its limitations. In fact, it is difficult to achieve the goal of disaster. The previous level, except for Jin Yujing, usually had relatively low requirements for material desires. It was nothing more than eating, drinking, singing, playing games, chess, etc., just a little taste.

KTV, as a traditional entertainment passed down from generation to generation among the elderly, has almost reached the same level as the ICU in Rao Qifang's eyes.

Under normal circumstances, Rao Qifang, Jin Yujing, and Aunt Kong are quite capable. Normal people, such as Comrade Wu Yisong who humiliated himself last time, firmly believe that it is difficult to have the courage to live in front of them without some artistic bacteria. , but the premise is that it is a normal person and a normal situation, such as the current situation

The desire to win and lose among the three plastic besties is never limited to the chessboard.

Sure enough, it felt like it hadn't been long since the opening of the mic. In other words, everyone present had been forcibly taken out of the talent show for two rounds, and they had been fucked directly from Guotai Minan to the underworld. There were screams of laughter, ghosts, and wolves howling everywhere. Occasionally and with extremely low probability, there will be a few out-of-tune vocals.

"If you keep punishing people with alcohol, they won't fight until the end, right?"

"Teacher Cang didn't drink anyway. Are you afraid of a hammer?"

"Master Wang, you look so professional."

"Calm down, the more you've seen, the more you've seen. Come on, come on, who is that? Yu Miao, don't be stupid, come over and play dice!"

"Suo Zhihui, are you such a bad drinker? Why are you wearing my slippers?"

"Mine was taken away by Dabai!"

"Li Cang, do you want to go to the soup together? It's too noisy here!"

"They are really going to tear down the house if I leave!"

"ah?"

"Yes, do you believe me or do you believe they are Qin Shihuang?"

"you!"

A whole group of demons danced wildly.

Lao Wang waved his hand: "Little miss, you go and enjoy the soup first. I'll set up fireworks at my door. You guys will wait and see!"

"Well, okay!"

Rao Qifang and several others——

"Shall we go too?"

"Continue in another place? Let Princess Cangcang roast a deer and some rabbits!"

"Walk!"

A few minutes later, Li Cang was squatting there and studying the latest sophomore kicks produced by the base manufacturer with Big Lao Wang.

"If I had this thing before, I would have to kill all the fish in the mountains and streams around Yanchuan." Li Cang casually clicked on one and watched as the thing made a deafening sound at an altitude of at least three to five hundred meters above the ground. Magnificent bloom, "Oh, two kicks, but three levels of acceleration?"

"Is it fun?" Lao Wang lit several groups in a row, holding the cigarette butt without raising it while continuing to unpack the box while talking to Li Cang: "A small manufacturer that makes children's firecrackers. I saw a group of naughty children playing with it before. I think it’s good. The specially customized 18+ version requires fire twisters. The circuit thing is simply anti-human!”

People who set off fireworks may not necessarily like to see them, and those who do like to see them may not necessarily be willing to set them off. Lao Wang is the kind of person who doesn't like to see fireworks. For him, the attraction of this thing is better than just pulling in a few cannons. That tongue of fire, that rifling, is what is called romance.

"Um."

Li Cang also pinched a cigarette and lit it one by one. Poor Dabai escaped the plastic best friend's magic voice filling his ears, but failed to escape the physical attack of the magician. A cat and a dog scurried away holding their heads together in adversity. Anyway, they are happy today. The son is not here, otherwise Dabai Ah Fei will have to speak directly: Sister, smoke this, this is very strong!

"I'm looking for you to roast a rabbit. I'm hiding here. I didn't expect you two to still have childhood!" Jin Yujing came over with the wind blowing in the willows. She took the cigarette in Li Cang's hand and put it on her lips, and shushed skillfully. Taking a sip of smoke that was tainted with the smell of alcohol and warm fragrance, I took out my phone and was about to post on WeChat Moments: "Come on, let my aunt be happy too!"

Old Wang Li Cang was ready: "Remember, this hand is a cigarette, this hand is a mobile phone, you must not cover your ears with firecrackers and come back!"

“It’s not cute at all to do something like that at my age!”

"No, no one will be cute if you do that thing!"

She was not happy to ask her to light those safe and harmless fireworks. She insisted that they put up a row or two of fireworks for her. She was so drunk that she couldn't focus her eyes. She finally lit one and ran around in high heels. The flower branches were twisting and trembling, and they rushed into Li Cang's arms.

Big Lao Wang has seen it all before, and he fully understands when he should be blind and when he should be deaf. The lobster soldiers are not even half as professional as him.

Li Cang said helplessly: "Okay, are you satisfied? I'll send you there. Aren't you clamoring to eat rabbits?"

On a snowy day, soak in soup and roast rabbit.

This is the tradition of Yanchuan, and you can never lose it wherever you go.

When Li Cang got there, three extremely expensive and delicate microphones were lying on the shore, and one was buried at the bottom of the pond. Several people were fishing for it. However, after being boiled by the hot springs at 40 to 50 degrees for such a long time, It seems that there is no need for rescue.

"Er smash, here you go, eat fruit!"

"Um!"

Sangouzi had already lighted the charcoal fire, and Li Cang found a place to sit there, skinning rabbits and deers meticulously.

Rao Qifang leaned on the edge of the pool, sipping her wine comfortably, and said in a drunken voice: "Er, how are you feeling recently? Mom knows that you are always busy on the track, but, you... You’ve been drinking the winning bid for so long. Mom’s not urging you. You have to take care of your health, you know?”

In an instant, at least x-2 ears stood up in the pool. Everyone except Rao Qifang seemed to be suddenly busy, busy with everything, and busy with nothing.

Li Cang flicked the knife, and a piece of rabbit skin was completely destroyed. The corners of his mouth twitched: "Mom"

"Haven't the Academy of Sciences on the forum long ago figured out that the bloodline of newborns is inherited? Look, mom doesn't have to go to the rail line and has nothing to do all day long. She is born to take care of children. When the time comes, you Just throw the kids here, nothing will be wasted!"

Li Cang:

Li Leisi winked wildly across several people, fearing that if he spoke nonsense, she would be in trouble again.

But what can you say, Master Magician? Let Instructor Rao learn more about the theory of alienated bloodline that he has figured out, choosing immortality and giving up reproduction, isn’t it a fair alienation bloodline theory? Let’s not talk about whether it makes sense or not. Let’s have a good meal. I guess I can't run away.

Rao Qifang continued to question her soul, asking in succession: "Young people, it's normal to love to play, and it's okay to play a little bit. Mom is from here, and the conditions are like this now, but you guys don't dare not want it." Ang, are you secretly using measures——"

"Mom! It's inappropriate, it's inappropriate! It's really inappropriate to say this!"

"Is there anything inappropriate?" Rao Qifang looked back and glanced at the other people who were pretending to be extremely busy. She didn't care about those people. She probably used all the tricks she used on Li Cang from her mother-in-law who had never been her mother-in-law for a day. : "You little bastard, you have to give your mother something to think about, right? Once you go out, you won't see anyone for months or years, blah blah blah blah."

Just super pathetic.

Xiaozhi is moved by emotion and moved by reason.

Li Cang was numb. Faced with this kind of public torture, he wished he could swap himself with the rabbit in his hand. It would skin it while he would get on the grill.