The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Pa~"

"Pa~"

"Pa~"

One has the ability to painfully strip away evil energy, a low-level Ace who is at the top of the alphabet circle pyramid, and the other is the cesspool God of War and the Magician who is resigned to death. The superiority of these two players on the field is enough to even use energy levels to The pain resistance described actually shows some shyness that does not fit the style of the painting. You can imagine the perversion of this friendship centrifuge game.

Lao Wang's electrotherapy device was turned up by Li Cang again, so that there seemed to be a suspicious smell of melted and burnt fat in the air mixed with the smell of gunpowder in his mind. Veins and blood vessels bulged around 61's upper arms. The muscles twitched and squirmed wildly, visible to the naked eye.

"Open it for me~"

After two rounds, the balloon was in danger, and the dice had been piled crookedly to the fifth one. At this time, no matter how big or small the number was, it was possible to lose a grand slam. Under Lao Wang's stupid fish-headed hood, there was a grinning grin that was extremely twisted and ferocious. On my face, big beads of sweat kept dripping from the lower edge of my hood.

Metal dice, 2 points, 20,000 times the physical weight.

It's hard to imagine how he stacked the fifth dice on top with those fingers thicker than carrots and under the precondition that he was shaking more than Parkinson's disease. The atmosphere in the whole place was as tense as It's like it's about to freeze, emmmm, the only good news is that it doesn't matter, neither the audience nor the players are in the mood to breathe right now anyway.

After placing the dice, Lao Wang turned his head and let out a long sigh of relief, for fear of blowing the dice tower down, and then tried to twist a crude plastic skewer——

"Creak~"

"Hold the grass!"

There is a huge abyss inside, with dice that weigh up to 60,000 times its weight. The next hand contains plastic skewers and balloons that are so fragile that they cannot be broken. If you are not careful, the whole set of toys will fall apart, enough to make the big old king die without a burial place. .

A full minute later, the sign made a second click of a perfect click. The sweat falling from Big Laowang's body had soaked a large area of ​​the floor under his feet. As a result, when he reached out to press Li Cang's electrotherapy device, And also to be ridiculed crazily by some guys——

"Peeed? Did you pee? Ha!"

"I am the Dharma King of Thunder and Lightning. The evil beast must die!"

"Ta~"

Li Cang's whole body was agitated. He held the table with both hands to prevent it from turning into a weak shrimp. The five dice were shaken for a while, but in the end they managed to stand firm and not fall over.

"Who the hell are you? My ancestor is the number one? You can't afford it, right?" When Lao Wang pulled up the rubber band, he didn't forget to taunt him wildly: "Son of a bitch, even your luck is worthy of letting this thing stand. Are you wearing it? Take off your hood and take a look at who you are~"

"Crack!"

The fragile rubber band created tiny plasma sparks in the air. Li Cang's body staggered involuntarily. While the mouse traps under his feet crackled, the screaming chicken whistle in his mouth also made a sharp, unpleasant and funny inflated sound. And the reply: "Woo~wow~"

Except for Li Laixi, who was eager to try, the few people over there were all rubbing their goosebumps to soothe their cold hairs, and their hissing sounds sounded like they were trying to drain the air around them.

"Haha, punishment!"

"Pah! Pah! Pah! Pah!"

Lao Wang came up with a set of silky little combos, but Li Cang quickly adapted to it. He just didn't move or make a sound, and threw the dice out with his backhand. At 3 o'clock, he chose to serve the balloon first instead of stacking the dice.

"It's useless. In the face of absolute strength and absolute luck, all opportunistic attempts are just paper tigers!"

"Oh!"

The balloon was safe and sound, but the five dice lying together were not cooperative with the one Li Cang held tremblingly. He let go of the dice and rolled under the table.

Lao Wang picked up the rubber band and pulled it hard, making a loud pop in the air.

"Haha, haha, cough, cough, cough." Li Cang pressed the button of the electrotherapy device while laughing, almost choking to death on the spot, "Damn you dog, you are so despicable!"

Li Cang must have squeezed out a smile under the fish-headed hood, and spread his hands: "Please~"

Lao Wang's scalp was numb, and he blew a magical breath on the dice: "With all my understanding! With my luck in life! With my supreme wisdom! With my invincible qualifications! Deep Blue, give me extra points, 1 ah ah ah !”

The dice machine soul was delighted and praised it: 6

Lao Wang: ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?

Big Laowang is all numb, no brother, what's wrong with you? I'm betting a lot, you can't really play that big, right? You just deduct 1 to show that you received it, isn't it? !

Mr. Lu Xun once said that a good horse does not take regret medicine. Lao Wang held a heavy plastic skewer and smiled evilly at the little soybean on the extremely twisted balloon. The old man just knelt down and knelt down: "Go to hell." Damn, confidence is the pinnacle!”

"Crack, click, click, click!"

"Hold the grass, did you see it? Did you see it? It's done, it's done!"

"Crack!"

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Like thunder piercing the ears, like being struck by thunder, the lightning is not fast enough to cover the ears.

Lao Wang was stunned for half a second and turned around to run away. He was caught by Li Cang and was immediately refined. He filled up the electrotherapy device and said, "Run? Get an extra penalty! Stand up straight for me!"

"You're fucking despicable! You fucking got hit like that on purpose just now!"

"Oh, a soldier never tires of deceit, and a soldier never tires of subtlety!"

The mournful wail of Lao Wang, the piercing roar of the screaming chicken, and the earth-shattering roar of the mousetrap blended into a symphony that shook the earth. At that moment, the sweaty onlookers seemed to have escaped from the big boss riding on a giant pig that was harder to catch than a pig. On the face of the stupid fish-headed hood of the magician, which was opened and closed on the king's body to kill, he saw Tai Nai, no, he saw Grandma Rong.

A few minutes later, Lao Wang, who was covered with mousetraps all over his body, lay paralyzed there feebly, and the fish-headed man made the most feeble sound in his life: "No more playing, no more damn it, you're such a fucking beast." Well, I’m heart to heart with you. You and I have lost a few times before. As for holding grudges now, which one of you will do it?”

A group of people shook their heads like rattles. Only Da Leizi, and it had to be Da Leizi: "Li Cang?"

"roll!"

Damn it, I found some kind of mentally retarded girlfriend. If I marry this girl, I will lose ten years of my life.

Over there, Chef Kong and Sisui Rao, who had been watching the excitement for so long that they even forgot to play chess, looked at each other. They both saw provocation, ridicule, contempt and disdain in each other's eyes, as well as a life-or-death desire to win. ——

"Do you dare?"

"Ha! Come on!"

The whole world was shocked. Big Lao Wang and Big Lao Li scrambled over to break up the fight: "Mom, Mom, you two, calm down, calm down, you will never do this thing twice in your life, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't." .It’s not like it’s not like it’s really not like that”