The Murderer Acted So Well, The Special Police Asked Me How Many Years I Had Squatted

Director Zhou didn't even want to wait until the next day, and ran to Li Si's house excitedly after making the phone call.

He thought that Li Si would be overjoyed when he heard the news, so he stayed at home for a meal.

But in fact, as soon as he entered the house, Director Zhou was taken aback by Li Si's gloomy expression.

He tentatively asked, "You, is someone dead in your family?"

This was the only possibility Director Zhou could think of.

Otherwise, which normal person would look so unhappy after being nominated for the Oscar [Best Original Screenplay].

Feeling that he came at the wrong time, Director Zhou flinched a little. But he looked left and right, and felt that something was wrong: "There is no white flag hanging here..."

Hearing this, Li Si finally couldn't bear it anymore, thinking that if you can't speak, then don't speak.

He is not unhappy, but too tired.

It's like just finishing the last month, my mind is numb, and I just want to sleep well. But on the day after the exam, someone came to ask you to sing K.

At this time, even if you like to sing K, you will find this person very annoying.

Bean Sprout poked its head out at the kitchen door, and then shrank back.

After working for a while, she came out with a tray of snacks and a few bottles of drinks under her arm.

Bean sprouts put both snacks and drinks on the table.

Director Zhou hurriedly thanked him, and stretched out his hand to the ice cola. Although the weather was very cold, he ran all the way here, sweating hotly, and really wanted to drink something cold.

But just before his fingers touched the Coke, the other hand suddenly snatched the can away.

Li Si clicked to open the can: "Sorry, she gave it to me."

Bean Sprout nodded seriously, confirming Li Si's statement.

Director Zhou smiled and said it was all right, he turned to reach for the ice cream. I saw the bean sprouts swish, and snatched the bucket of ice cream into my arms again.

"I'm sorry Grandpa Zhou, this is mine, I'll get you another one." Bean Sprout smiled sweetly at Director Zhou, and walked towards the refrigerator after speaking.

Director Zhou was silent.

He looked at Li Si, then at Bean Sprouts, thinking that the two of you are just having fun.

Li Si is tons of tons, let out a mouthful of refreshing carbonic acid. Seeing that the two of them had no intention of making another move, Director Zhou cautiously grabbed a bottle of apple juice.

This time he got the drink smoothly, and Director Zhou heaved a sigh of relief. But after taking a bite, he suddenly felt that the taste was not right.

expired?

Director Zhou frowned, checked the production date on the bottle cap, and found nothing wrong.

This drink actually tastes good, with a lot of apple flavor. It just has a faint fruity sour taste, as if fermented.

Maybe it's the taste of the drink itself.

He was really thirsty and took another big gulp.

Putting down the bottle, Director Zhou noticed that Li Si's eyes moved with the apple juice, and his gaze was a little weird.

"What's wrong?" Director Zhou couldn't help asking.

Li Si smacked her lips, feeling a little unbearable. That bottle of juice seems to be a petri dish for bean sprouts. This girl recently realized a truth, "biochemistry does not separate families", so she began to study biology...

But she also raises some harmless microorganisms, which cannot kill people.

perhaps.

Director Zhou was terrified by Li Si, and kept asking what you were looking at.

Bean Sprouts also came back at this time, she handed the ice cream to Director Zhou, her expression froze when she saw the bottle of juice.

This unnaturalness only lasted for half a second, and then she took the juice away as if nothing had happened: "This bottle seems to be broken, Grandpa Zhou, please eat ice cream."

She was about to slip away when Director Zhou grabbed her arm.

He is a well-known director, and his kung fu is already perfect. Observing the micro-expressions of actors is as natural to him as breathing.

Bean Sprout's acting skills can fool ordinary people, but not Director Zhou.

Director Zhou broke out in a cold sweat: "Tell me the truth, what did I drink just now?"

The bean sprouts couldn't help it, and obediently replied that it was just a little probiotics.

It turned out to be probiotics. The stone in Zhou Dao's heart fell to the ground, but when he narrowed his eyes, he suddenly felt that something was 100% wrong.

"What kind of probiotics?"

Bean Sprout lowered his head: "Double, bifidobacteria..."

Director Zhou didn't realize it at first, and only after a few seconds did he realize that this thing can cause diarrhea and is usually used to make laxatives.

His face turned pale all of a sudden, and he stood up tremblingly: "Borrow, borrow the bathroom."

Li Si turned his head to the side, unable to bear to look directly. Bean Sprout sticks out her tongue, grabs the bottle and runs back into the house.

After nearly ten minutes, Director Zhou staggered back. In addition to prostration, there is actually an inexplicable sense of relief.

He gasped for a few breaths, completely unable to chat with Li Si about the Oscars.

Director Zhou was weak: "Today, let's do this for today. I will come to you in two days, and you should rest at home first."

After speaking, he ran out of the house as if fleeing, and asked his assistant to drive the car over to pick him up.

Li Si's whole family is a bit evil, and if he doesn't run away, he is afraid that he will die here on the spot.

Director Zhou walked for a few minutes before Sister Susu walked out of the bedroom sleepily: "Who came just now?"

Li Si shook her head, telling her not to worry about it. Sister Su Su agreed, and staggered back to the bed.

After stretching his body, Li Si also felt a little tired.

He slowly closed his eyes.

This sleep went straight to more than eight o'clock in the evening.

If it wasn't for the sound of cooking in the kitchen, he would still be able to continue sleeping. Li Si turned over on the sofa, and saw Douya huddled beside her watching the online class.

"Hello, children, today we will learn 21 common ways to cultivate Salmonella..."

"Just look at it, don't really practice it. Raising this thing constitutes a crime of endangering public safety in a dangerous way." Li Si reminded casually, and slowly got up from the sofa.

There are already three large plates on the dining table. A dish of sweet shrimp, a plate of white-cut chicken, and a cup of Dongpo pork.

Sister Susu is still busy in the kitchen, so she probably has something to eat tonight.

Very good, taste of home.

Li Si went into the kitchen to lay hands on Feng Su, and was pushed out a few minutes later. Sister Susu closed the kitchen sliding door with a click: "Don't make trouble!"

Li Si shrugged and returned to the sofa. He wanted to rub Bean Sprout's fleshy little face. When she first came home, she couldn't knead, she was so sick, but now she feels just right.

It's a pity that the little girl only rubbed him more than forty times before running away.

"Tsk." Li Si was dissatisfied.

This kid is becoming less and less clingy.

There was still some time before the meal was ready, Li Si panicked and slumped on the sofa looking for a movie.

There haven't been any good movies lately.

It's nothing more than a group of cultural hooligans with high self-esteem, taking out data garbage that was prepared in a few days to fool the audience. Find a few more marionettes from performing arts companies, and say some nonsense on the screen that the screenwriters don't even believe.

Tossing and turning, Li Si blinked suddenly, and the words "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" appeared on the screen. He seems to have found his movie.

Glancing at the kitchen, Sister Susu just opened the door and brought a large pot of steaming chicken with great effort.

Li Si hurried to pick it up, grinning from the hot edge of the pot.

He pinched his earlobe and returned to the sofa: "It's so hot~"

Bean Sprout glanced at him, picked up the remote control, and turned on the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

Li Si picked up the happy water, lay comfortably on the sofa, and waited for the movie to load.

This is called life.