The grocery shopping group set off bustlingly, followed by three nanny cars, eleven photographers, and countless staff.
Li Si and Shuhua stood in place, they only had one photographer, and it was a young guy with freckles. I introduced myself as just graduated from the Department of Photography.
None of the three had a driver's license. Li Si volunteered and said that he could steal a car from the program group.
Shuhua beat him mercilessly, and finally decided to take the bus.
The bus in the early morning is even more human-like.
The drowsy social animals were basically concentrated in the last peak period. Now there are two kinds of people on the bus: one is the elderly who go to the market to buy vegetables, and the other is college students who happen to have no classes and go shopping.
As soon as she got on the bus, Li Si went straight to the penultimate row.
Shuhua snorted, and sat beside him: "The second-to-last row of the bus is theoretically the safest place for an accident. I never thought you would still believe in such illusory probability theory."
Li Si gave her a weird look: "Um, I just see that the windows are open here, and it feels cool."
Shuhua was at a loss for words for a while, and decided not to talk to Li Si again.
The bus moved slowly, and the photographer frantically stabilized the lens. He took pictures for a while, Shuhua turned his head in displeasure: "What are you filming? We didn't do anything."
The photographer was a little embarrassed and pointed to Li Si who was sitting in front of him.
I saw Li Si kept looking around.
But he was not aimless, but stared at a person carefully and thoughtfully. After a few minutes, the eyes moved to the next person.
"What are you doing?" Shuhua couldn't help but asked.
"Observe." Li Si said succinctly.
Seeing Shuhua's brow furrowed again, he quickly explained: "Really! I'm analyzing the behavior of these people, and then inferring their occupations."
"You understand? Benge reasoning, detective Sherlock Holmes stuff."
Shuhua's small nose let out a cold snort: "What Sherlock Holmes? I know the great detective Jude. It's a cartoon for children."
A world without Sherlock Holmes? Li Si was surprised for a moment, and then remembered the matter in his heart.
He took a deep breath: "Well, watch it, I'll let you see it. Have you seen the person over there?"
What Li Si pointed to was a good-looking urban beauty, with long black silk legs crossed together, and a colorful ribbon tied around her neck.
Shuhua looked at Li Si with contempt, and the latter sighed: "That person is disguised as a woman, he is a transvestite, and it may just be a gender cognition disorder."
Shuhua turned around and carefully looked at the urban beauty from head to toe. Finding nothing to see, she walked over directly.
"Hello, can I get to know you?" Shuhua stretched out his hand generously.
It might be that Shuhua's face added a lot of points, although the man was a little surprised, he still stretched out his hand to hold her.
"What's the matter, old girl?" His voice was deep and deep, and he spoke in an authentic Northeast accent.
The old man sitting behind him almost choked on his own saliva.
"It's nothing, I just want to say hello." Shuhua returned to Li Si with a normal expression.
As soon as she sat down, she asked impatiently, "How did you do it?"
"Silk scarf." Li Si whispered.
"The weather is so hot, but he is wearing a thick warm silk scarf. The hot makeup is about to be put on. I'm 70% sure that the silk scarf is used to cover his Adam's apple."
Shuhua raised his eyebrows, and suddenly became very interested in the "natural reasoning" in Li Si's mouth.
"Let me pick one." Her gaze went back and forth in the carriage, and finally pointed at a bearded man: "That's him."
"Tobacco dealer. The lack of scorched fingers indicates that he rarely smokes, but the smell of smoke can be smelled all over here."
"What about him?"
"The owner of the printing shop. Pay attention to his tiger's mouth, it is full of paper scratches."
"she."
"The princess of KTV, the lady of the foot bath shop, the companion of the e-sports hotel. Anyway, these three professions are of the same nature, so it doesn't matter."
"he?"
Shuhua pointed at another person, an uncle in a leather jacket, with greasy hair that hadn't been washed for a long time. He huddled in the corner and kept clicking on the phone screen.
"Oh?" Li Si became interested.
"The skin is sallow, the eye sockets are deep-set, thick dark circles, the skin on the arms is loose, and the blue veins are very prominent."
"Clicking on the screen is fast, but if you look closely, you can see that his fingers are trembling. This trembling is pathological and usually comes from some kind of substance addiction."
"Look at his pockets, they're bulging. He's wearing his leather jacket inside out so things can be hidden under it and not easily seen.
"Taken together, I think he's a drug addict on the run."
After finishing speaking, Li Si looked at Shuhua proudly.
Shuhua repeated his words: "An addict who is taking drugs?"
The photographer brother stared at him blankly.
"Yes..." Li Si was about to nod when he suddenly realized the problem. The three turned their heads together, just in time to see the man get up and get out of the car, and the door slowly closed behind him.
Before Shuhua could react, a gust of wind suddenly rushed in front of him. The window was open, and Li Si leaned on the edge of the window and jumped directly.
"What are you doing!" Shuhua was surprised, but still maintained the most basic ability to move.
She immediately yelled at the driver to stop, and a few seconds later, the bus came to a standstill.
She and the photographer brother rushed out of the car, and Li Si was nowhere to be seen.
"There!" The little brother pointed forward.
I saw Li Si and the man in the leather jacket chasing and fleeing, and they had already rushed onto the road.
"Let's follow." Shuhua reacted decisively, and immediately took out his mobile phone to call the police.
In front of her, Li Si threw off her steps and ran wildly.
While running away, the man in the leather jacket turned around and cursed: "I remember your face! If you dare to chase me again, I will kill you!"
However, there happened a scene that took him out of his wits. He just slowed down a little, and Li Si pulled the distance between them to about three meters.
Now the man in the leather jacket didn't dare to say a word, he just ran away sullenly.
He was addicted to drugs, his physical strength was very weak, and he was out of breath at this time.
But he gritted his teeth and went a little further, as long as he entered the block in front...
Finally, the man in the leather jacket stopped at the entrance of an alley. He turned around and looked at Li Si provocatively.
Come on, follow me in. The man in the leather jacket sneered in his heart. There were more than a dozen brothers in the alley, and each of them could chop this boy into mincemeat with one knife.
With all his attention, he fled into the alley as soon as the opponent approached.
As a result, Li Si ran a few steps forward and suddenly made a sharp turn. He didn't slow down at all, and turned his head 180 degrees and ran in the direction he came from.
This time, it will not be possible to directly adjust the leather jacket man.
He couldn't help shouting: "What are you running, come and catch me!"
He regretted it as soon as he said it.
Sure enough, Li Si was faster. And while he was running, he didn't forget to turn around and give the man in the leather jacket a middle finger.
I'll write down your locations, and then call the police over to clean up the place, so why risk yourself?
Stupid.
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