The Murderer Acted So Well, The Special Police Asked Me How Many Years I Had Squatted

"Is your bean sprouts going to school?"

In the audition hotel, Li Si and Liu Jinsheng had breakfast together, and chatted about their children's education by the way.

Director Tian agreed: "It's really not good for a child to stay at home, so we should let her go out more and make friends."

There were two other people eating with them.

One is an old gentleman in his sixties, whose surname is You, and his name is You Benwu. He and Director Tian have been friends for many years, and this time he plays the old man Song Qi.

The other is the assistant director of the crew, named Zhou Peng, with a simple and honest face.

Neither of these two are talkative people, so they didn't participate in the chat. After finishing the food quickly, they put down their chopsticks and went about their own affairs.

Not long after, Liu Jinsheng stretched his waist: "It's almost there, let's start working too."

Several people walked to the front hall. Li Si participated in the audition for the first time, and as an examiner, he couldn't help being a little excited.

But Director Tian quickly poured a basin of cold water.

He said that auditions are generally boring and long because not all actors have strong technical skills. Many actors are either nothing, or they are bent on doing crooked ways.

His words were quickly fulfilled.

Because the first person to enter the door was an actress, with a short skirt, a deep V-neck, and purple lipstick.

As soon as she came in, Director Tian tried to read the script with his glasses on. After a while, he made sure of one thing.

This movie has no female characters at all!

"You, what role are you here to try?"

Out of final respect for transgender people, Director Tian asked temporarily.

Unexpectedly, this woman sat down on the table and stretched her legs temptingly.

"What do I play? The director has the final say? Adding a role is easy..."

She smiled charmingly at Dao Tian, ​​pursed her lips, and jumped down lightly, about to sit in Dao Tian's arms.

In the blink of an eye, she saw Li Si beside Director Tian.

The woman's eyes lit up, her body twisted, she brushed past Director Tian, ​​and sat on Li Si's lap.

Click.

Dao Tian's hand holding the pen suddenly tightened.

Liu Jinsheng turned his back and shook his shoulders vigorously, apparently having difficulty holding back his laughter.

Director Tian ignored him, just lowered his head and pushed his glasses: "Sorry, you have to go out now."

"No~" the woman pursed her lips, wanting to be coquettish. But she suddenly screamed and jumped up from Li Si's lap as if stung by a scorpion.

The woman clutched her butt and burst into tears.

She glanced at Li Si in disbelief, then limped towards the door.

Boom!

The woman slams the door and leaves.

"What did you do?" Liu Jinsheng asked curiously.

Li Si took out a small thing from his pocket, which seemed to have a very simple structure. It was an electromagnetic base with two iron nails inserted into it.

Li Si explained that this is a self-made electric shock device, and the electric shock intensity can be controlled by removing the battery pack.

As long as the battery is added infinitely, in theory, it can directly cause cardiac arrest.

He also enthusiastically asked Liu Jinsheng if he wanted to have one too, but unfortunately the latter declined in cold sweat. Director Tian was about to go a different way, saying that he would hand it over to his daughter for self-defense.

After the episode just now, the audition continued.

Before the next actor came in, Zhou Peng, who had been silent all the time, suddenly said that he was going to the bathroom.

The moment he stood up, Li Si turned around and stared at his back.

When Zhou Peng's figure disappeared at the door, Li Si also stood up: "I'll go too."

He closes the door softly. Zhou Peng didn't go far.

Li Si followed behind him silently until he saw Zhou Peng meeting the woman from before, and they hugged each other.

Li Si rubbed her chin, turned a corner, and hid in the cleaning tool room beside her. Soon after, Zhou Peng and the woman passed by talking and laughing.

He counted dozens in his heart, and pushed the door open a crack.

I saw Zhou Peng and the woman standing at the end of the corridor, squeezing into a room while kissing.

Li Si walked over and put his ears against the door, only to find that he couldn't hear clearly, only a faint humming sound.

But that didn't bother him. After noting down the house number of the room, Li Si walked around and found a ventilation duct.

The hotel was built in the early days, and the ventilation ducts usually pass above the rooms.

Take the broomstick and poke it a few times to loosen the vent partition.

Li Si found a stool, stood on it and lifted the partition.

The pipe seems to be a little narrow, but it's good enough.

He first took out the spare hundred-yuan machine, made a phone call to himself, and then pushed it hard with the broomstick.

On the other side, Li Si put the mobile phone to his ear and clicked [Record while calling] at the same time.

Eavesdropping doesn't matter if the method is rough, it just depends on whether it works well or not. Constantly adjusting the position, after a few minutes, Li Si could finally hear a clear human voice.

"Those guys are so annoying. Husband, are you lying to me by clearly promising me a role? Are you still a man? Talking doesn't count..."

It was a woman's voice, which sounded very aggrieved.

"Of course I mean what I say, who said I can't get a role?"

This time it was Zhou Peng's voice, because there was no outsider in the room, he seemed to let himself go a little bit:

"That director Tian, ​​he's just a whore! And that brat named Li Si or something who was Liu Jinsheng's follower, I really think I'm capable..."

After listening patiently, Li Si jumped off the stool and returned the broom first.

Then he came to the door of the room and knocked hard when he went up.

The buzzing in the room stopped, Zhou Peng opened the door angrily, and seeing Li Si outside the door, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

"Brother Li? Hehe, you, how do you know I'm here?"

Li Si coughed lightly, raised the phone and started recording.

"What is Director Tian? How much more qualified is he than I am? Why do I have to carry the word [Deputy] in my title!"

"Liu Jinsheng is over long ago. Do you think he has won any awards in recent years? This is not pure going downhill."

"Li Si, heh, any cat or dog can make a movie. Pooh!"

Sentences of Zhou Peng's words came from Li Si's cell phone.

He was completely numb.

Li Si put away the phone and spread his hands: "How do you want to solve it?"

What he asked was how [you] want to solve it, which means that it can be private, but you have to see Zhou Peng's sincerity first.

It's a pity that Zhou Peng didn't understand this meaning, and he might have understood it, but he was too confident.

He suddenly rushed to grab Li Si's phone.

Then he was punched on the jaw.

"Ah!" Li Si shook his hand, a little flustered.

In a boxing match, a hit to the jaw basically means a KO. Boxers are like this, how can ordinary people withstand Li Si's heavy punches.

Zhou Peng fell to the ground motionless, and the woman who hid in the toilet happened to see this scene and screamed in fright.

"Stop shouting!"

Li Si was impatient: "Come on, you lift the left side, and I lift the right side."

He could actually lift Zhou Peng up with one hand, but that would be too shocking. He's an actor, not Batman.

The woman stepped forward tremblingly, and supported Zhou Peng with Li Si on the left and right.

When they threw the unconscious Zhou Peng on the floor of the audition room, both Liu Jinsheng and Director Tian were at a loss.

"How is this going?"

Li Si stretched out his foot and kicked: "There are twenty-five youngsters in the club, and we won't increase the size, just follow the rules. Brother, will you judge first or should I judge first?"

The one who was auditioning was a man with glasses. Hearing this, he threw away the script and ran out without looking back.

Mom! Something is wrong with this damn place!