The National Male God is a Girl: BOSS Fancy Pet

The two old men outside the door shivered for a moment, and froze in place.

Fuck, what the hell are these ears? ?

What about human ears? ?

The two looked at each other, put their fingers on each other's mouth, and made a silent expression.

Shh, don't talk, don't move! That kid probably didn't hear it, he was just trying to see if we were there!

Understand, understand, I will never move, I still want to continue listening to the corner!

Yeah yeah, it's definitely more fun than hanging out!

The two old men flirted and communicated with each other with their eyes, but the eyes became more and more wretched in the end...

"Slap!"

The door of the house was suddenly opened, and the two old people were instantly petrified.

Hold……

Zhan Yu stared coldly at the two human-shaped stones at the door, his eyes became more and more gloomy.

He Zhen \u0026amp; Hong Xu: "..."

"do what?"

"Emmmm..."

He Zhen thought hard, his head spinning rapidly, what should he do? ?

What the hell are they doing at the door? ?

He tried his best to look at Hong Xu, and winked quietly.

Hey, old man, why on earth are you hiding at the door.

Hong Xu pinched his beard, meditated for three seconds, then raised his head calmly, his clothes fluttering, and he looked like a fairy.

"We're exploring the avenue!"

"Yes! Explore the Dao!!!"

He Zhen woke up with a start, senior brother, you are the best! !

"At my door?"

Zhan Yu will believe?

Hehe, even if you believe in ghosts, you won't believe these two people, okay?

What virtue does he not know? ?

"emmm..."

He Zhen continued to peek at Hong Xu.

"No, it's from the entrance, to the living room, to the kitchen, to the window sill, it just fell to you."

Zhan Yuhehe, his eyes were still fixed on the two of them.

"The Great Dao is illusory. If you change a place, you will have a different kind of comprehension. I think I am about to realize the Tao!"

As Hong Xu said, he stood up slowly, flicked his whisk, and retreated quickly.

It disappeared in an instant.

He Zhen: ...

Unexpectedly, he ran away!

We agreed to lie down in the corner together, but you ran away first! !

Unjust! !

He Zhen beat his chest and stamped his feet.

Zhan Yu lowered his head and stared at He Zhen: "Halve your pocket money!"

After finishing speaking, before He Zhen could cry, the door was closed tightly with a slam.

"No, good apprentice, pocket money can't be saved..."

"Still leaving?"

The cold voice sounded, He Zhen burst into tears, and could only roll away unwillingly.

"You are dishonest!"

After Hong Xu was caught, He Zhen almost ran away.

Hong Xu hehe, pinched his beard, and said calmly: "Xia Xi is a woman."

"Then?"

"If we both take some medicine, you say..."

He Zhen's eyes lit up: "Then you can lie on the corner better!"

"stupid!"

With a slap on the back of He Zhen's head, Hong Xu squinted his eyes and smiled: "From then on, your apprentice will completely ignore us, and you can just ask for pocket money?"

"yes!"

He Zhen suddenly realized.

The newlyweds are not sweet enough, who cares about them? ?

"So, drug?"

He Zhen's eyes sparkled.

"Hey, don't worry, these two people's cultivation bases are higher than yours and mine, so take your time and think long-term!"

"Yes, think long-term! Or get all the apprentices from the mountain down?"

"Wait for me to think about it!"

Hong Xu bowed his head, sat down, and began to meditate sincerely.

People meditate to practice Taoism, Hong Xu meditates, he is really just thinking about how to prescribe medicine.

Seeing this, He Zhen also sat down cross-legged, thinking hard.

Grass! My pocket money!

I want to prescribe medicine! ! !