The Natural Disaster Mixed In Marvel

Chapter 369: The talkative "Deadpool" is online!

Angelo looked at the man wandering in like a "street slipper" in front of him, with some surprise in his eyes.

Although this guy was wearing a perverted tight leather jacket that covered his whole body, he could still tell whether he was a male or a female through his flat chest and the bulging stuff underneath.

As for the identity of the other party, An Qiluo was a little uncertain for a while...

Because since yesterday, none of the people who came to Hell's Kitchen, whether they are reporters or internet celebrities, are like the man in front of me... Feel free, these people are all straight to the point, how can there be a person in the church like shopping? hang out!

The most outrageous thing is, this guy danced an unknown dance while walking?

But this person was holding a selfie stick in his hand, and on the selfie stick was a latest limited edition mobile phone from Redemption Technology, which was obviously live broadcast.

But there is one thing to say, this "street slipper" dances quite... with a sense?

"Who are you?" Angelo asked in surprise, "Are you the same as those big V reporters at the door?"

"Street Slipper" heard An Qiluo's words, stopped dancing, turned his head, but his body still maintained a very enchanting posture, looking at An Qiluo, he felt a faint pain in his back...

"Hey! Mr. Hell Priest!" Jie Liuzi made an exaggerated gesture and said in an equally exaggerated tone. "My name is Wade Wilson, and I have known you for a long time!"

Angelo felt that the name was familiar, but he just couldn't remember where he had heard it.

But he seemed to have forgotten that he was still in the dancing posture for the rest of his life, with a soft "click".

In the horrified eyes of everyone else in the church hall, this man named Wade Wilson twisted his lumbar spine at an exaggerated angle, and then...

"Plop" and fell to the ground.

Everyone in the church, including An Qiluo, couldn't help gasping, calling him a good guy in their hearts.

The man actually twisted his own.

Although the people in the church have become less afraid of the strong under the "experience" all the time, but... any normal person will be afraid of psychopaths!

And... this guy broke his own waist, even Frank, the toughest guy in the church, couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he saw this kind of injury, this guy didn't cry out for pain at all?

Not only that, after falling to the ground, Wade Wilson didn't collapse on the ground for the first time, but instead kept adjusting his posture on the ground like a strange species, turning himself into a body that had been rotated 360 degrees. The lower body turned around, and then there was a light "click".

What the hell is, this man actually connected his waist again!

At this time, the expressions on the faces of the people in the church had changed to an expression of "Mr. Subway looking at his phone".

The first thing Wade Wilson did when he got up was not to check his injuries, but to pick up his phone and continue the live broadcast as if no one else was around.

"Everyone in the live broadcast room, it was just a small episode just now, surprise! I'm fine as the anchor, whether I'm surprised or not..."

"Are you okay?" Loki, who had been pretending to be a transparent person, couldn't help but say this.

What happened to the people on earth now? When he came to Earth decades ago, the people here were still very simple, and... their brains seemed to be healthy, and there was no strong perverted wizard like An Qiluo...

Is it because he didn't wake up or the times are advancing too fast?

Wade Wilson waved his hand indifferently, and didn't even look away from the live broadcast room on his mobile phone.

An Qiluo finally hesitated again and again, and finally couldn't help asking, "Um... are you okay, why don't you go to the hospital next door, it's very close..."

Although this man named Wade Wilson looks like he has a serious illness in his head, Angelo still thinks that, out of humanitarianism (mainly because he is afraid of the bad luck of the dead at home), Angelo thinks it is better to let him see a doctor It's better, but I don't know if Dr. Strange will see the brain department.

However, An Qiluo also made up his mind to pay attention. After the hospital officially opened, if possible, besides the anorectal department, a brain department would also be set up. The business should be good.

Wade Wilson heard Angelo's words, but this time he did not continue the live broadcast, but turned his head to look at Angelo in surprise, "Really? Can I really go to the hospital? Didn't I say that the hospital Will it open in three days? Although I don’t mean to say, I plan to sneak in and have a look..."

Angelo looked at Wade Wilson's flexible legs and said incredulously, "But, you... haven't recovered yet?"

An Qiluo naturally noticed the abnormality in the man with a sick head in front of him, but he didn't care. This is the Marvel Universe. Are there few such weird people in the Marvel Universe? Besides, the guy in front of him just has better recovery ability, um, and he has a serious head disease...

"Ah, you said this, it's not a problem." Wade Wilson raised the phone in his hand and included himself and Angelo in the camera. This move made Angelo couldn't help but slightly frowned.

The reporters and Internet celebrities who came to Hell's Kitchen, except for the unscrupulous tabloid reporters who tried to gain attention on the first day, the rest of the reporters are very disciplined, although they are a bit stalking Hit, but all are within the range that An Qiluo can tolerate, and there is no camera aimed at An Qiluo without permission.

But before Angelo could say anything, he was surprised by Wade Wilson's next move.

"Audience, did you hear that, in order to satisfy your curiosity, the anchor went to the hospital to find out in advance, and I will make some sacrifices. Remember, those who have money will be rewarded for money, and those who have no money will be rewarded for themselves... "

While talking, Wade Wilson actually put on an exaggerated posture over and over again. With a soft "click", he twisted his waist again...

"Okay, can I go now?" Wade Wilson fiddled with his lower body on the ground, and once again put himself into a strange posture, with his head stuck in his crotch, and he carried the rest of his life, relying on He moved forward a few steps with his hands in his hands, and looked at Angelo expectantly, "Mr. Hell Priest, can we start? By the way, can you hold my phone for me?"

Angelo: ...

Skye: ...

Frank: ...

Steve: ...

Thor: "Loki, hit me, am I awake?"

"Pfft." This was the sound of Loki's knife piercing into the kidney.

"Loki! I told you to hit me, why are you stabbing me!" Thor roared.

"Okay, I'm sure, I'm awake." The expression on Loki's face was also a little numb.

All of a sudden, everyone in the church stopped what they were doing and looked at this "strange species" crawling on the floor of the hall.

If it was said that just now everyone thought that Wade Wilson might have something wrong with his brain, at this moment everyone was extremely sure that this guy must have something seriously wrong with his brain! The kind that even Angelo's healing potion can't cure!

The corner of An Qiluo's mouth twitched a little. He looked at the strange species in front of him. He didn't speak, but walked silently to the mobile phone on the ground, then picked up the mobile phone, and closed the live broadcast room in one go.

Of course, during this process, An Qiluo's face was inevitably captured by the phone's camera. The scene of him twitching the corner of his mouth appeared in the live broadcast room, and the popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed in an instant, and the gift swiped the screen...

After An Qiluo closed the live broadcast room, he still didn't speak, and waved his hands at the two "statues" at the door a little tiredly.

At the same time, Thor and Loki, who are showing "brotherhood", cast a sympathetic look at this "strange species in the courtyard".

Hiss, this scene is inexplicably familiar...

Angelo figured it out, and he also remembered, isn't this guy named Wade Wilson the "stupid X" who stewed himself in an iron pot live on the Internet before.

This guy is purely here to make trouble!

This brain, this resilience, no wonder he can perform an iron pot to stew himself...

However, in this way, there is no need to worry about him dying in the church, and there is no need to go to the hospital. Anyway, there is no brain department in the hospital now, and there is not even a doctor in the anorectal department to dig out his brain.

Accompanied by the heavy footsteps of the clay golem and the pitiful eyes of the two Thor brothers, Wade Wilson, who was confused, was grabbed by one leg by each of the two clay golems and dragged to the backyard.

"Ah~comfortable~"

"Ah~ don't stop!"

"Ah~ Ami fell~"

"..."

A strange cry came from the backyard, making An Qiluo very angry.

"Skye, you take little Gali and Nick out to play for a while, and you come back in three hours, um... take the little bone dragon." Angelo turned his head and said to the blushing Skye.

Hearing the unbearable screams from the backyard, Skye nodded sensibly, and led out of the church with little Gali and Nick who were listening seriously for some unknown reason.

Angelo and Frank looked at each other, got up together silently, and went to the backyard.

Of course, accompanied by the little bone dragon, the reporters in front of the church did not dare to pester Skye and the two children too much.

...

Three hours later, when Skye came back on time with the two children, the reporters gathered in front of the church had dispersed.

Walking into the church, I saw Angelo and Frank, who looked like they had eaten shit, Steve, who was hiding in the bar and pretended to be dead, and... Wade Wilson, who was talking non-stop, was asking himself answer.

"Why am I wearing this red dress? It's all because Christmas is coming soon? Look, it matches the colors of Christmas..."

Skye looked up at the hot sun in the sky and the 40 degrees in the weather forecast on his phone.

Skye:? ? ?

Isn't this bullshit?

But she looked at Angelo and Frank again, they all had numb expressions, and it could be seen that this Mr. Wade Wilson had not told them such nonsense for a short time.

"Skye, you're back, call Peter for me and ask him, he said why he hasn't arrived since he doesn't have class in the afternoon..." Angelo looked at Skye numbly.

Skye pursed her lips. Although she couldn't figure out what was going on, her sixth sense felt that Angelo must have his reasons for doing so.

Taking out his mobile phone, Skye went to a corner of the church and dialed Peter's number. Of course, Skye did not forget to call the two children to prevent them from being infected by that sick guy.

...

Angelo naturally knew what was going on!

Others simply cannot imagine what Angelo and Frank experienced during the three hours Skye left.

Originally, Angelo and Frank were just upset by Wade Wilson's yelling. They wanted to teach this guy a lesson and drive him away. After all, the guy's resilience doesn't worry about killing him at all.

But unexpectedly, when Wade Wilson faced the old executioner Frank's "means of punishment", not only did he not repeatedly beg for mercy or howl in pain like other victims, but he also kept making dizzy screams .

and! The most exaggerated thing is that this guy was still talking to the two of them in the interval of screaming for an hour... The level of chatter is comparable to that of a little spider, and the level of bad mouth is comparable to that of Stark...

Even Angelo finally called Dr. Ethan and asked him to take a piece of flesh and blood for experimentation. The result was that the flesh and blood of this guy in front of him was terrifyingly active!

At this time, An Qiluo finally dug out a memory from the depths of his memory, and remembered who this guy was in front of him!

Isn't this the Deadpool, one of the four big chatterboxes in the Marvel Universe! This guy is not a bad guy.

A flamboyant red leather jacket, immortal recovery ability, talkative, greedy for money, not afraid of death...

Wade Wilson, who knows Deadpool's real name! In An Qiluo's impression, this guy's real name is Deadpool...

Although An Qiluo could indeed get rid of the stinky talker in front of him if he used the death rules, the problem is...he didn't do anything! At most, he came to the church to harass himself. Deadpool himself has this kind of character, and he can't even be called making trouble.

Even after this guy was let go, he didn't even have the thought of revenge.

Death is not unworthy!

At this point, Angelo still has a bottom line. I am not a good person, but I am not a bad person either. Doesn't help New York's flood defenses every now and then like those gangster jerks.

Broken, but not completely broken.

I don't know if Frank's "method" was negligent just now. When he touched this guy's brain, Deadpool didn't even want Angelo's compensation of 100,000 yuan, so he wanted to drag the two people to chat...

Out of guilt, Angelo and Frank agreed.

But after letting go of Deadpool, Angelo and Frank regretted it.

At first, Angelo and Frank chatted with him, but gradually the two of them stopped talking...

This guy actually dragged the two of them to chat for two hours! During this period, Deadpool never stopped talking! Even if Angelo and Frank don't say a word...

Others saw this scene and found reasons to "run away". Dr. Strange took Imerton to the backyard to hide, the reason was to prepare for the upcoming magic school and explore the mysteries of magic; Ethan The doctor and Hulk came up for a trip, but soon went down to the laboratory to do experiments.

Even Ivan Vanke, the irritable Maozi, listened for a while, and then walked away resentfully after drinking more than ten bottles of beer.

Only the most unlucky Steve, because he really had nowhere to go, could only hide quietly in the bar, not even daring to make a sound, for fear that he would be caught by the talk.

During this period, in order to rescue the two of them, An Qiluo had no choice but to call Stark. Stark also said that he had no time for the time being when he was busy with the new generation of armor for the past two days.

In the end, only the little spider Peter, who didn't know anything, answered the phone, saying that he was in class and would come over after school.

Just as Angelo and Frank continued to endure the mental bombardment, Skye finally put down the phone.

"Angelo, Peter said he would be here soon, he came with the Osborne and his son..."

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