The Ninth Secret Bureau
Chapter 30: Old liar
The old liar's surname is Ge, whose real name is Ge Ci. He is a well-known person in Yin City of Ningchuan. Everyone says that his hands and eyes are open to the sky. You do it.
That's right, you can really do anything.
As long as you can think of it, he can do it for you if the money is in place.
Not to mention those businesses that are too high-end, just those that are closer to the lives of the people.
If your home insurance burns and you want to find an electrician to help you, or the sewer in the bathroom is blocked by someone to clear it, or even the phone is broken and you want someone to change the screen, the computer system has a problem and you need someone to help... He can do everything, it's no joke.
As long as he has money, he can do everything, and he does well.
Except for those unreliable small-born accidents, this old man also does a lot of "big" business, such as helping others to exorcise evil spirits by looking at Feng Shui fortune-telling, or buying and selling religious instruments, applying for black licenses and selling license plates for household registration information. etc.......
He could basically do everything Chen Xian could think of, so from this point of view, Chen Xian still admired this old liar.
Whenever you have a headache and encounter a problem, you are sure to find him.
On the second floor, the old liar took Chen Xian and the others to the room where the ID photos were taken.
The girl was still obedient, Chen Xian asked her to stand still and stay motionless, so the whole process of taking ID photos went smoothly.
"Changed equipment?" Chen Xian asked, taking a look at the SLR camera in the hands of the old liar.
"Good eyesight." The old liar smiled and played with the camera in his hand quite triumphantly. "This is a new model that Canon just released this year. It cost me a lot of money."
Hearing this, Chen Xian couldn't help but want to laugh, saying that you, an old man, don't usually play video, just take ID photos. Is it necessary to follow the trend so closely?
But think about it carefully, the old liar seems to have always been such a person.
To be ruthless to spend money, but also to be ruthless to spend money.
I remember that when latex mattresses first became popular in Yin City a few years ago, the old crook bought six beds by himself and replaced all the mattresses in all the rooms in the shop. In total, it cost more than 70,000 yuan.
Chen Xian was there on the day I first bought the mattress. This is what the old liar told Chen Xian.
"The salesman said this is a standard Thai latex pad, which is very good for the body. If I sleep on it for a long time, I can't tell if I can live a few more years."
The old liar at that time was very high-spirited, and only felt that he had found the trick to longevity, but he didn't think so the next day, because he discovered that these cushions were not Thai, and the label was from Yiwu, and Chen Xian was special. "Kindly" helped him take a look on Taobao.
Eight hundred and eighty-eight beds, free shipping.
"what are you thinking?"
Suddenly, Chen Xian heard the voice of the old liar, and he woke up from the memory, hurriedly shook his head and said, "I didn't think about anything."
"How do I feel that you look weird in my eyes?" the old liar muttered, but he didn't care about it, and asked Chen Xian, "Do you have any special requirements for household registration information and personal files? I just watched if you didn't ask for it. Edited!"
"Request... a little bit." Chen Xian frowned.
"You said." The old liar nodded.
"The household registration information should be compiled according to the set of the welfare institution. As for the personal file, it is compiled like this..." Chen Xian confirmed it again and again in his brain before adding, "Make her the one in our city. The orphan of the Sunshine Welfare Institute only came out of the orphanage half a month ago. She has received a lot of donations since she was a child. Among them, my grandpa donated the majority. As for the others, there is no requirement. You have more experience. You Look at it."
Hearing these demands made by Chen Xian, the old liar was taken aback for a while, his expression turned strange.
"Xiao Chen, who is she?"
The old liar murmured, the more I looked at this girl, the more I felt something was wrong.
Looked dumbly and didn't speak... Could it be that she was abducted? Is this kid surnamed Chen degenerate? ? Bought a wife? ?
"You didn't buy her, right?" the old liar couldn't help but ask.
"No." Chen Xian's face turned dark, his expression a little ugly, "What am I doing to buy someone?"
"Being a wife." The old liar analyzed, only feeling that she was possessed by Holmes. The more you analyze, the more you feel that the truth is like this, "Your personality is so bad, who can look at you?"
The corners of Chen Xian's mouth twitched again and again, and after holding back for a long time, he still couldn't help refuting.
"Do you think I still need to buy a wife?"
Hearing this, the old liar instantly became sober nine points, carefully examined Chen Xian's appearance, nodded and said, "I ignored this point, your kid doesn't worry about anyone chasing it. When it comes to this, I suddenly remembered. ...Last time there was a fox who asked me to inquire about you, and let me ask you for your WeChat ID."
"..."
In terms of appearance, Chen Xian was born with a good-looking skin. This is the consensus of everyone around him, but compared with his eye-catching appearance, his temperament is more impressive.
If you want to compare it, Chen Xian is like a cat.
Although I don't like to have too much contact with people, but it is not too far away. The quiet and indifferent temperament always makes people want to get close to them inexplicably.
So the old liar thought about it, and felt that his previous guess was unreliable. Just like Chen Xian, the number of women who were willing to pay for him could not be counted. How could he be so worried that he could not find a wife?
"Okay, do everything according to your requirements."
The old liar found a notebook and took a pen to write and draw on it, as if recording something.
"It's a bit cumbersome to complete such a complete set of information. In addition to establishing an official file, you also have to establish a file in the local institution where the victim lived, such as the orphanage." The old liar looked at the book densely. He asked Chen Xian without looking up, "Are you sure you want to get to this point?"
"OK." Chen Xian nodded.
"OK." The old liar grinned and smiled very confidently. "According to the normal file establishment speed, the whole process will take at least a week, but I will speed it up for you, up to 48 hours. Then I will ask Xiao Ren to get his ID card. The hukou will be sent to you."
Hearing this, the expression on Chen Xian's face became a little more relaxed, and he nodded and said, "Thank you, Lord Ge. I know this is not easy to do. You can quote a price."
"I won't call you high prices either." The old liar was very free and easy with his cigarette in his mouth, waving his hand and saying, "I didn't expect that the sword I sold you was broken so fast last time... this time. Just compensate you, half a million."
After receiving the quote from the old liar, Chen Xian was stunned and he couldn't believe it.
Although Chen Xian is not in the business of issuing black certificates, he has also learned a lot from dealing with old swindlers over the years, and he has some understanding of the market for black certificates, like applying for a full set of certificates for girls. Even the official cannot find out if the request is true or false... Can it be done with half a million?
Chen Xian didn't believe it.
In order to get the full set of information, in addition to the establishment of archives in official institutions, it is necessary to establish archives in orphanages, and even countless scattered and trivial archives need to be fabricated. It is no exaggeration to say that this is completely writing a life out of thin air. And there is sufficient evidence to prove the authenticity of this false life.
Generally speaking, if you just need to apply for a permit, you can stop if the requirement is not as high as 500,000, but it's like what a girl needs... It's not an exaggeration to ask for one million!
"Master Ge, you are a little bit at a loss when you ask for half a million, so tell me the market price." Chen Xian looked at the old liar seriously, and spoke candidly, because he didn't like taking advantage of others, and he didn't like owing others. Favors.
"The price I quoted is the market price. You don't want to be deceived. Don't you understand? Besides, I open a shop by myself. I can order as much as I like. You are quite generous!" The old liar glanced at him, and it was originally I wanted to speak with an expression of disgust, but I couldn't help laughing as I said it.
Chen Xian looked at the old liar helplessly, feeling unspeakable in his heart.
Although the old scammers are quite **** most of the time, they often sell low-priced things at high prices, but it is undeniable that apart from physical transactions such as buying and selling goods, he is relatively reliable in other matters, so Chen Xian is not to him. General trust.
But just because he trusted him too much, knowing that he could indeed handle this matter, Chen Xian was unwilling to let him suffer.
"Master Ge, you'd better ask for a higher price, you know I don't need money..."
"At this price, I don't want to do it." The old liar was a little annoyed when he said here, as if he felt that Chen Xian had no vision, so he raised his hand and patted Chen Xian's back again, and said cursingly, "What do you think Am I short of money?"
"Hard to say."
Chen Xian thought about it seriously, looked at the old man with a stunned look, and gave him a fairly tactful objective evaluation.
"Usually you give me the feeling that you are stubborn, and when doing business, you often find opportunities to hack others, as if you have never seen money in a few lifetimes, so I always thought you were short of money."
"......"
The old liar's face was black as charcoal, and his shriveled mouth moved a few times, as if he was swearing.
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